You can not possibly make up what is inside the link below. Danish cows are dying en mass because they are forced to take bovaer! Bovaer is a feed additive which reduces methane emissions by at least 30 per cent. Liberalism is without question a mental disorder regardless of where on the planet it is located!
I don’t know what you want out of such a post as this - what you consider liberalism would be middleground here at most - we have our completely own scale - “the Nordic model” anyone? And yeah that has parts of liberalism ideology in it - but it also has stuff from capitalism and everything else under the sun - so we are basically everything - the ultimate middleground some refer to it as - why do you think we surpass you in every way possible ?
And I couldn’t fucking care less about some cows - I personally find it funny that sausages are pig stuffed up into another pigs asshole - that is the ultimate fuck you and I am all for it - can you imagine something more degrading than if I stuffed you up your own ass 
Liberalism is the reason the Danes are restricting/stopping the farts of their cows. They think methane contributes to the hoax called 'climate change'! Scandinavia is very 'woke'! I will continue to post the woke information inside the Lefty dominated pages of Covers! When you see a Danish cow lying dead in the pasture. You know why! MAGA!
"Woke" just means you are aware of social and racial inequalities. The fact that you, as a nation, use it as a term for everything you don't like just shows how clueless you god-fearing sons of bitches are. 
But yes yes - you are of course free to make posts about Denmark and the rest of Scandinavia all you want - but I don't think it will get much traction - I don't think Scandinavia in general is a talking point over there - since making people aware of our existence pretty much shatter the entire narrative that YOU are the greatest nation on earth
Who's monitoring the 80 days of use I wonder...
And I wonder how important it is that the cows are fatigued if they will be killed and butchered?
I mean the milk producing cows I could see it, but does fatigue affect the taste of the beef or the milk?
I have a lot more questions, but I will start with these couple here and then go from there....tremendous story in development!!!
Hopefully our resident danish spokeperson can elaborate on these because his country is under attack and is getting that much closer to American disaster level and defcon cow 2 
I read that last week. 
Batshit crazy!!!
How many cow farts would it take to match the methane in the Nordstream II pipeline demolition??
I thought your Russian wife had silenced you for eternity
since you were so slow to give your 2 cent on the matter - but I am glad she haven’t yet
It is a quote from a Danish movie - about two butchers that kill people and sell the human meat in their butcher shop as being meat from chickens - then they are asked why they love being butchers and then they say that about sausages
@Calde13
My wifes only 25% Russian, and that's without knowing her granddad's exact ethnic make up. So it could be less. She's 37.5% German and 12.5 Irish on her dad's side and that shit is exact and without question, traced generations back.
She's very much American. She's in no way a kill your husband type of Russian/Eastern European. No organized crime connections.
@Calde13
I wonder what's the percentage of butchers still using intestine for sausage casing. Either way, intestines aren't really the ass per se. They're just intestines.
Do you lot have sausages? Some nasty ass pickled herring sausage or some repulsive shit like that? Beluga whale blood sausage?
I found some fun facts about the Danes that some might like:
The Danes allow nudity on billboards and in commercials and no one really cares...they did have a situation with a bus advertisement about 20 years ago...
Sexuality is seen as a natural thing — which it is. And that’s also exactly why sexual education is actual educational and informational in Denmark, as opposed to the abstinence-focused programs which are prevalent in the US, and which lead to majorly increased teenage pregnancy rates. Not in Denmark, though.
And since we are talking about nipples, we can as well mention those infamous outside baby naps: parents often leave their (warmly dressed) babies outside in a stroller while shopping or drinking coffee in a coffee house, even in freezing temperatures. And somehow it even seems to work out in the end. (They never are stolen.)
And since we are still talking about nipple-related things: much like everywhere else in Europe, toddlers are often naked in swimming pools, and nobody cares if a 3-year-old is undressed in public for some good reason. (On the other side of the spectrum, we have been intensively monitored and addressed in the US on various occasions because we changed our toddler near the swimming pool. Sigh.)
The Danes became the first country to legalize same-sex unions in 1989. And same-sex marriage was granted in 2012. If you want to celebrate love in all its forms, you ought to join in the annual pride celebrations happening throughout the country.
The Danish language has no word for "please." Don't think we Danes are impertinent if we forget to say please when asking for a favour, we're simply not used to using it in a sentence as there is no direct translation for "please" in Danish.
Weird traditions: We don't mind admitting that some of our Danish traditions seem rather weird to the modern eye, as they include batting at a black cat in a barrel at the annual carnival "fastelavn" and burning a witch on a bonfire at Sankt Hans (midsummer's eve). But don't worry, we've toned down the craziness a bit, so nowadays the barrels are simply decorated with cut out versions of black cats and the bonfires only burn doll versions of witches. Phew.
There is an unofficial Danish law for "no one is better than the other." It is called "Janteloven", and it’s deeply rooted in Danish culture and mentality, shaping a society where equality and acceptance come first. Janteloven also explains why Danes often celebrate achievements as something shared by the whole country — like when Nikolaj Coster-Waldau became Jaime Lannister in Game of Thrones, or when Lukas Graham’s album climbed to No. 3 on the Billboard 200.
What is a fun Danish phrase? Sluge En Kamel - Swallow A Camel "Sluge En Kamel" is one of the Danish idioms that mention animals, and it means "To swallow a camel." It means being forced to accept something that goes against one's wishes
It’s all about peace and harmony in Denmark —
Yeah we do have sausages made of a lot of weird stuff - but yeah most of them is made by putting chopped pig into like a fake container thing - I don’t actually know - it is just a quote from a movie :)
And Books.:
Your explanation of Janteloven isn’t 100% correct I would say - I think we celebrate other fellow countrymen’s achievements because we aren’t that many people - so we feel more connected to other Scandinavians in general I would say - Janteloven would actually more be us saying that Lucas Graham etc. isn’t more worth than me or you etc. and I would expect them to give and drink a beer with me if I met them kind of vibe !
The rest are correct ! We do have words that resemble “please” though kind of, but unless you go out of your way to be rude - every request etc. in Danish - it is implied you say “please” without doing so - so it is more a thing of us expecting our countrymen to be polite - than us not being able to ask politely
And yeah we were the first country in the world to legalise pornography and we killed tons of people when we were forced to Christianity (so yes we did burn a lot of “witches” etc.)
Sorry btw I never reacted to that moo comment - no idea what that even mean ! But considering it made that old guy with the guitar floor laughing - the guy I have never seen do anything but whine - I do appreciate that comment contribution to this forum as a whole 
Do you have a special relationship with cows or what ? You guys also test everything under the sun on animals - I am pretty sure I am the only Dane in here - and I really don’t care about cows - they are ugly and they smell - so for all I care they could go extinct
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