Couple thoughts

We scratched one back. Now Lambert needs to settle the fuck down and give us a clean inning. If he can do that, we’re right back where we need to be. Let’s get Kirby back out there and get after his ass again. We’re in this fucking game

@LVTruck

 TARPS FUCKING OFF BABY!

38 pitches is the concern. Lambert is already working way too fucking hard and the command hasn’t been clean.

Two outs, man on first, but three balls again. Lambert is flirting with another fucking walk.

Finish this hitter. No more free traffic. Get us to the bottom

Originally Posted by Prplayer2169  AIR YORDANNNNNNNN! WHAT A FUCKING BOMB       but sob i thought i won 50 percent bonus in free hit hr contest... checked and changed to caminero last minute       

LET$ FKN HIT. 

COME ONNNN.

$HOW EM WHO RUN$ THE DIVI$ION.

41 pitches through two. Fk fk fk 

But he fucking survived it. Most important thing Seattle got nothing in the second. Still 2-1.

Now Houston needs to do us a favor and make Kirby work just as fucking hard. We cannot have Lambert throwing 41 through two while Kirby is cruising on 20-something.

Bottom two. Get some traffic.

LFG TRUCK

$TUFFFFF THE FKN CRU$T ONE TIME.

TAKE THE LEAD & NEVER LOOK BACK. 

Kirby at 16 pitches entering the bottom of the second, but we already proved he can be touched. Yordan took his ass deep the first time through.

Now we need Houston to make him work a little. A couple long at-bats, get somebody on, turn the lineup over.

PU$H.

KILLA CAM WITH THE TRIPLE! LETS GOOOOOOOO

PU$HHHHHH

There we fucking go. 2-2

@Prplayer2169

LET’S FUCKING GO.

First and third now. Time to cash this shit in. No hero ball needed. Find some motherfucking grass

@LVTruck

 ONE TIME. FOR THE FKN GOOD GUY$. 

@LVTruck

 Yo TRUCK 

NEVER LOOK BACK. LFG.

GREAT 2 OUT RALLY! NOW LETS GET A DOUBLE DONG FROM YORDANNNN!!!!

THERE WE FUCKING GO

Houston 3-2.

Cam Smith triples, Vazquez walks, and Pena brings the run home. Four hits, three runs off Kirby already. Remember, Kirby was supposed to be the biggest fucking blemish in our handicap

BASES FUCKING JUICED.

Kirby is on the ropes right now. Forget the pretty swing

FIND. SOME. MOTHERFUCKING. GRASS

$TUFF THE FKN CRU$TTTTTTT.

LFGGGGGGGGGGG.

Great running by Pena there! LETS GOOOOO STROS!

BOOOOMMMMMMMMM

THERE’S THE MOTHERFUCKING GRASS

HOUSTON 5, SEATTLE 2.

Paredes comes through and two more score. Kirby was the one guy I spent all afternoon saying could fuck up this handicap, and Houston has already hung 5 runs and 5 hits on him through two innings.