Caught Cheating

Have any of you been caught cheating  by wife and if so how do you get back in her good graces.? I'm living a nightmare all because my ego needed to be stroked.  I'm trying to be extra nice but I think I'm screwed for life.

Help please

I predict your schlong will be severed while your sleep

Admit everything so she has absolutely no possible questions that might linger forever in a chick's little brain.

After you tell her every fricking detail, ans know you tod her every single little detail, never talk about it again unless she asks you.

Lie, and you might as well move out now and get a divorce lawyer.

Kiss serious ass, and spend really good often thoughtful quality time with her.


Oh, you really fucked up. Just being honest as you had better be if you love your wife.

Bake her a pie.

Oh and forget about ever getting a blow job from your wife forever.

If she starts to think about maybe doing it, she'll remember before she gets down there your penis in another girls vagina.

Unless you cheated with her sister, she will wonder what the chicks vagina smells like that you cheated on her with, will quickly stop that BJ.

Goose honestly that may be the best thing that could happen to me.

If you don't have kids and aren't rich, just get an annulment .

may I ask how you were busted?

mental retardation gus

you cant fix stupid

Dont give her anything to be suspecious about, that means no more going out with the boys, no more running your own cell, with your own numbers. She needs to see who you are walking with.

Sucks eh

Thanks bud but you'll probably never know what it's like to have hot cicks throw themselves at you which makes being stupid a little more difficult.

Mikael, if he's too stupid that he got caught, he won't be smart enough to get through the aftermath.

PI tailing me for 6 months.  Along with some how, which I don't know cause I thought it was illegal, getting records of my text messages, other secret bank accounts etc.....

I still could've denied as nothing was concrete but decided I would be a man and own up or I'll never change and I was contemplating suicide over my dissapointment with myself.  I was doing things and honestly don't even know why.  I never was satisfied.

thats why i am single

just ask tiger, einstein

enjoy counseling

I was asking for advice not to ge abused by some no beaver getting pathetic loser. You're probably single cause you're afraid to pull it out  what I assume happens to you when you have to pay to get laid and they see your lil pecker.  Based on 7723 post in two yrs you must be getting a ton of action at the singles bars.

Just saying anyone that abuses someone on here over something that happens every minute in this world must be a complete unit

go cheat on your wife

It's over. With all that, you might be today's Covers forum top idiot.

We're all losers? I can get laid anytime , any day of the week I want. Unlike you, I don't still act like an insecure 18 yr old.


Want to know what stupid is? You are so fricking not street smart that you couldn't figure out you were being tailed for 6 months?  Moron.

"secret bank accounts" that is just flat out

Grow up. It's over. You lose. You are the only loser in this thread.

Yeah, your a real stud. Dude, anyone can pick up a skank at a bar.

Get a psychiatrist, or somehow find someone, older brother a father, friend, everyone except you in this thread..............

.........to help you grow up. I acted like that when I was 19, but I wasn't married. Marriage is a far to adult thing for you.

Yeah. Were all losers, but you're the one asking for help, then implying your joe hollywood.

Being tailed for 6 months and not knowing is just flat out retarded.

So is cheating on your wife. Enjoy the next year of your life. It will be filled with many events in which you can think about all of us losers that don't cheat on wives......

You must like paying attys. If you don't know you are being tailed for 6 months, you are smart enough to be a mabnager at a McDonalds and all the income that would get you "stud".


What a tool.

Oh, and if you consider the chick in your avatar is hot, well, you're a little bit off. Is she one of the babes that are torturing you and making you cheat on your wife?

You'd throw away half of your 19K a year job at Ace Hardware for her?



Cheaters get what they deserve.

Suggest a threesome with your girlfriend and see what her reaction is. 

Iam beginning to like dennishopson better than dennis hopper.

Tell it like it is.

dhop

we degenerates provide tough love

if you wish to be coddled, look elsewhere

what kind of advice were you seeking?

awe, its ok buddy, everything will be all right, hang in there, im sure its hard for a player in todays world, pimpin aint easy, time heals all

 

you're fucked...get a good lawyer  

 

Pez............I've always saw you as being a straight shooting tell it like it is guy.  Did you happen to see the remake of Bad Lieutenant?

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