Paging Mr. Bator

Pennsylvanian native Christian Walker with the pick of Marte’s terrible throw gets Gallen out of further trouble, but this remains a celebration in Philadelphia. Zack Wheeler must feel ten feet tall after being supplied with a very early (and growing) lead in Game 1.

The Phillies just wasted two more hits, and somehow Zac Gallen has survived four innings. I’m not a believer in quick hooks, but after 68 pitches I’ve seen enough of him.

Zack Wheeler has no-hit stuff tonight, but Corbin Carroll removed that possibility right away in the top of the 1st. That was the D-Backs’ first and last good at-bat of the evening.

Oh, man. Zac Gallen is still out there to begin the bottom of the 5th. He just walked Bryce Harper and he needs to GO.

Alec Bohm just hit a bullet to Longoria at third. Now Gallen has thrown wildly to the backstop and Harper is on second. No one’s even warning up for Arizona.

Pager? 

Do you still have a pager?

Maybe text B would be better??

Or just start a thread

So people in here that look for you don’t have to search for you and page you on your pager

SNAP

Michigan D can’t hide his envy over something he desperately wants but I don’t.

8 SO Zac through 5 ez money 

There’s another RBI hit. What does it take for Torey Lovullo to remove an obviously ineffective starter???

Keep explaining to them why they’re following the wrong dude

Who should they be following? You, lol?!

Shouldn’t you be checking your multiple threads to see if anyone has visited you? So that you can reply to every single visitor even if they didn’t say anything, lol?! 

Don’t you have scoring updates to post in your threads to no one, lol?!

Lol ! Where's the lie ?

Did you put aside any more units to hit a better price with after a loss? I saw +290 a bit ago on Boyd's app but its off now til after the game

Seen this move before. Valiant effort, too little, too late. Manager made a fatal mistake by not pulling his starting pitcher who was getting beat like a rented mule. 

You know what, bro. At least I post a decent thread, keep an updated awesome record…that’s on point. And don’t waste peoples time bouncing around searching for me. I’m here for them. Oh, and Monday, I went 3 - 0…hitting my 50 Dallas

Say hello to everyone at Target 

If nobody knows what that means, ask him 

@Michigan_D

 Whats the "Target" about?

@Michigan_D

Dude - Why are you being a dick to Bator? What did he do to you? He’s fucking hilarious and knows what he’s doing. 

SNAP - what does that even mean

 
Hilarious? Hilarious?? OK. Maybe he should take his hilarious routine on the road then

Way over your head, brother. Google

YOUR following the wrong person, hello???

it’s a good burn because it’s true. 

Michigan D, you post boring threads. There is nothing going on in your threads besides your ludicrous attempts to hype yourself. What do I mean by that? Well, let's look at your own verbiage from Monday that preceded your groundbreaking three and oh evening...

"Putting this one in now immediately..."

"it's coming right now 96"

"Check me out over on the other side, my MLB thread"

"Check me out over on the other side, SOMETHING BIG!!!!"

"Push the button on this one HARD"

"Go time"

"Check out my play over in the NFL forum, it's WICKED"

Good Lord, you spend all day begging people to show interest in your crummy picks. You're not just a "Look at me" guy. You're like "Please, please, PLEAZZZZEEEE LOOK AT ME!!!! No, don't look for Bator! He doesn't even start a thread! Wagghhh!!! Look for me! Come to my thread! Or even better, to my other thread, where you'll also find me begging you to visit my other thread! Please check me out! Hey guys, last night I went 3-0! Wagghhh!!!

Okay, who's gonna tell Michigan D that no one fucking gives a shit about the updated record of a losing sports bettor?

Wait, Michigan D - are you claiming that you're not a losing sports bettor? Oh yes, you damn well are. I see the SHIT lines and SHIT prices you bet into, and there's no way that anyone who is granting their bookies a huge mathematical advantage day in and day out is a profitable sports bettor. It's hard enough to win with excellent lines. It's impossible to win with your lines.

Here for them? Here for who? For the large audience you daydream about someday having? What are you talking about, "bro"??

"I'm here for them"? Are you kidding us?? Your picks BLOW, but you're here for us? Seriously??   

3-0, that's wonderful. What an accomplishment. You should call your mother in the morning and tell her how good you did. Ignore her crying because three winners and NO losers is awesome stuff.

Wait, are you actually bragging? You? Care to share your awesome updated record with us about how you did over the last three weeks? Four weeks? Five weeks? From what I've gathered, you get shredded in football on a weekly basis. Am I mistaken? Then please tell us all about your last month!

REDLINE, I have no idea what the "Target" reference is about. Michigan D is a weird guy.

Kaufee, I'm not sure about this because I don't speak fluent Moron, but I think when Michigan D posts what he considers to be a clever insult, he types "SNAP" at the end which I think is some kind of congratulations to himself for being so clever. 

Okay, this problem is getting worse. Does anyone here speak fluent Gibberish?