Country Bob swiped right, so naturally he’s riding shotgun. We’re firing up this big ass truck and heading straight to H-Town

Our turn...LET'S!!!

Considering the traffic he’s dealt with, 31 pitches is very manageable. Leahy hasn’t been perfect, but he’s kept the damage to one run and hasn’t burned through his pitch count doing it.

I don’t fucking love where we’re sitting right now, but can the Cardinals just get their fucking bats to work one time for the good guys

needs the bats to wake up 

Man on first. Now find some motherfucking grass. That’s it. Keep it simple. Find some grass and make this kid work.

We can hit this fucking guy.

Second and third, no outs. This is it. Broken bat, bloop, ground ball, I don’t give a fuck just get something home.

Tie this fucking game up, and if they give us an opening, blow the inning wide open. One time for the good guys.

There we go! 

So St. Louis turned second and third, no outs into two runs and now leads 2-1.

That was a clean fucking inning. No hero ball, just get the runners home

First and second, two outs. This is where we need that fucking insurance run. Find some grass, move the line, bring somebody home. I don’t care how it happens.

One more run right here would be fucking enormous. One time for the good guys.

He got through on 35 pitches, and I still feel like he’s hittable today. I’m definitely not calm yet, but getting the lead back was huge.

Now right here, I just want a clean fucking zero. Nothing fancy. Clean zero, hand the bats right back the lead, and keep moving

I dabled with Brew crew 1st 5 not gonna pan out but we know the main dish let's go one time 

Time for st louis to separate , pull away, and dominate.

That’s a big fucking zero. Leahy did exactly what we needed and hands the offense a 2-1 lead.

Now this is where we need St. Louis to separate. Feltner has already shown he can be hit

Boom ! 

Herrera just went deep…pimp 

We’ve gotten Feltner’s workload moving, we’ve put three runs on him, and we’ve got the 3-1 lead.

Now it’s Leahy’s turn. Clean fucking zero. That’s all I want.

Now do it again. Another strikeout would be beautiful, but give me any out that keeps those runners parked.

@LVTruck

 In play out

Hold the line!!! A couple more runs!!!

LET'S GO!!!

Fucking Houdini. Traffic up the ass all inning, 69 pitches, and Leahy somehow escapes with the lead still intact at 3-2.

Was it pretty? Fuck no. But he survived, and right now that’s all that matters.

Now we’re back to Feltner. He’s the guy I spent all day saying we could hit. Attack this motherfucker right now. Get some traffic, find some grass, and give Leahy some breathing room. One time for the good guys.

TRUST THE PROCESS!!!!

LET'S GO 

Gentlemen, this game didn’t exactly play out the way I hoped, but I put a solid fucking effort into everything I post, and I bet my own money on every play.

So if we can collectively root in three fucking outs, that’s all we need.

One time for the good guys. Three. Fucking. Outs.

Need some insurance 

@countrybob

 STFU BOB 

3 OUTS 

 I LOVE BOB