Country Bob swiped right, so naturally he’s riding shotgun. We’re firing up this big ass truck and heading straight to H-Town

EARLY & OFTEN BOB.

LFG.

All right, settle down. Solo homer by Kirk to open the second. Amen, I’ll fucking take it.

Javier still has two strikeouts and no walks. We knew he had a couple of warts, so one solo shot is not changing the handicap.

If he can zero it out from here and get us back to Bieber, this first five is still very much alive.

At least that’s what I’m telling myself. I’m hammered, so there’s always a chance I’m operating under a false sense of security

Same side. LFG

All right, he got through it.

Now it’s all about clean zeros. This is turning into a grinder, but Houston keeps putting traffic on the bases and making Bieber work. One timely hit changes the entire complexion of this game.

Stay the course. Keep throwing up zeros and give the offense another crack

Cristian Javier is listed at 6-foot-1 and 210 pounds. 

fuck out of here 

Great escape by Javier.

Now it’s time to find some damn grass. Gaps, grass, and keep putting Bieber under pressure. The opportunities have been there, now it’s time to cash one in.

I’m not nauseated yet, but I don’t exactly have that warm, fuzzy feeling either. This one feels like it’s going to be a grinder.

One swing changes everything. Let’s go.

First and third, two outs. One time right here.

Let’s square one up and flip this fucking game.

Houston we have a problem ??

We're good

@Way2Good

I mean, it’s not a big deal, but I’ve had a couple of drinks. Have I ever come into your weak ass threads chewing popcorn

Current Hou averages 6 runs a game   I'm looking for a live bet mid 4th if they fail to score 

@LVTruck

 what did I do now? 

Fk your poopcorn 

I love my popcorn salty with a little bit of cheese. 

I hear you like your women a little salty with extra cheese anyway. Good luck, kid.

6 hits, 0 run 

Come on do better. 

We play 9

Beautiful

I'm convinced....

What About Bob is a damn jinx in this thread! Nothing but bad juju he brings to the table 

@Way2Good

 You like a little man juice on it too. You troll too much

@QBUN

 Jinx ??? What the hell you talking about that's the first loss and still have a chance to break even stf up QBUN

Daily loser has nothing better to do. Prob 0 balance.

I think he meant the other dude bob

Rolling

Here we go!