The God question-part one

i see this "argument" for lack of a better word all of the time.  you do realize there are over a thousand religions and hundreds of gods with different parameters for going to heaven or hell or whatever they use.  if you believe in your god and follow her mandates, you know you go to hell many times over based on many other religions, right?  if the highly intelligent Bin laden is right, do you think you go to heaven?  how many times/day do you bow down to Mecca?

what do you think is gonna happen when i get to hell?

you think i'll just feel like i'm on fire for all eternity?

will i have to sit and watch game 6 of the 03' NLCS for all eternity?

will I have to sit and listen to "richard a " for eternity ?

just curious how to prepare myself for this...................

except that we can factually, without  doubt,100 % prove what happened with the cubs..............

now your "j-man" theory on the other hand................

so when the bible clearly says this............

If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father.  Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.

what is your response???

anybody else think the "mutombo finger" is a very underrated emoticon ????

Forty,,,,,

whadya say me and you meet up this weekend and get our rape on......you know,,,rape and pillage some villages--- j- man style.........you down???

I mean,,,kinda sux we'll have to marry the bitches after we run the train on them- but i can live with it if you can???

it's a good one but i think they need a better one for when someone posts something that makes no sense whatsoever, which seems to happen quite often.  maybe a guy scratching his head with a look on his face conveying the idea that the person is coming across like an idiot. 

 "They are the ones who caused the plague to strike the LORD's people.  Now kill all the boys and all the women who have slept with a man.  Only the young girls who are virgins may live; you may keep them for yourselves."

actually, fuck it Forty,  why just rape when we can throw some murder in there as well.................

rape and murder party at Forty's this weekend,,,,who's gonna be there............

looks like Caca the Sinnerman has done a little more Bible research than Forty the Holy

don't underestimate how bad a punishment it can be to marry a chick without the possibility of divorce.  remember, jesus said the only legitimate ground for divorce is adultery.  also remember that adultery is a crime punishable by death.  because all christians follow the bible and none of them are hypocrites or bible thumper cherry pickers, none of them get divorced, none of them commit adultery and no one gets stoned (the bad kind). 

I believe we find excerpt 1 in "deuteronomy" or whatever the fuck its called...........

excerpt 2 shall be found in "numbers" .....................

If you're gonna argue this shit, don't you think you should do a little research first little buddy ??

i didn't think i changed the discussion.  you said there is nothing to lose by believeing in what your god tells you.  i reminded you that there are many religions and many gods who also use the carrot and stick business model who will say you go to hell for not follwing their god or gods.  you say yours is the one true God.  maybe She is, but we can probably find a billion or so other people on the planet who say their god is the one true God.  who's right?

i don't know why the highly intelligent Bin Laden does what he does.  i suspect it's because his god tells him to or he at least gives that impression so he can exert influence over people, as religious figures tend to do.  one thing i know is that when the highly intelligent Bin Laden issues a video saying his god is the one true God and his god says we need to convert to islam and do all that other shit if we want to go to heaven, i can't disprove that.

It appears some of our christian brethren need to brush up on our bible -- Forty -- maybe start reading a verse or 2 at night before you say your prayers like I do  

"the bad kind"  -------- 

you want me to keep educating you on your "bible" or have you had enough yet ??? 

 "My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want his heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah"

3 TIMES IN 1 THREAD --- OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Another Hater, who reads in part....

what you have said makes to sense...

uh,,,broheim,,, i'm clearly quoting all of this shit for ya,,,,here's another for good measure,,,,i'll even let you know EXACTLY where to find it,,,,,

 "If within the city a man comes upon a maiden who is betrothed, and has relations with her, you shall bring them both out of the gate of the city and there stone them to death: the girl because she did not cry out for help though she was in the city, and the man because he violated his neighbors wife"

Deuteronomy 22:23-24

now go get your bible and get your education on buddyboy!!!!!!

how am i a hater?  all i do is ask questions.    sure, i got a little sarcastic there but the sarcasm had a point.  you can figure it out.  besides, if you can't joke around with religion, you might as well just turn in your sense of humor card now, if you ever had one.

anyway, i think my post makes perfect sense.  some of these people talk about their god this, jesus that, the bible says this, yet people only follow the parts they like and ignore the stuff they don't like.  divorce, adultery stoning adulterers, are just a few examples. 

religion is a business like any other.  it's like wal-mart. you go in, you pay your money, you take what you want, you ignore what you don't want.  the people running the business get rich, the customers walk away with what they think they came for. 

and here's where to EXACTLY find the other two........

Deuteronomy 22:28-29

Numbers 31:7-18

GODSPEED