Posted:
#6276
I might lose this game somehow. Would be worse than the spurs loss if I do
Moving to Vegas to become a full time pro handicapper
Posted:
#6281
Quote Originally Posted by cgsuckssobad:
MICHIGAN LOSES, I am now 14-4 fading College Gambler this week...I would never imagine making this much money fading this guy...While people still try to give a sociopath advice, i'm FADING and WINNING.....
MICHIGAN LOSES, I am now 14-4 fading College Gambler this week...I would never imagine making this much money fading this guy...While people still try to give a sociopath advice, i'm FADING and WINNING.....
Post of the year from TDogg you fukkn mush you
Posted:
#6286
Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:
At least entertain us with some wit.
The morons are out in full force today.
At least entertain us with some wit.
Finally. We have discovered who is the photoshop master that was pulling CG's chain by posting false "posts". Never would have thought it was you Vanzack.
Guess I am not as good a judge of character as I thought.
QUOTE Originally Posted by smacksmiter:
I am a douche with no sense of humor.
Lets see some more of your excellent work bro. Surely you can do better than that. It doesn't even sound like me.
PM for the skinny on the down low
Posted:
#6290
Quote Originally Posted by Champ_Iz_Here:
new updated odds:
new updated odds:
Scalabrine +130
Vanzack -150
I don't know about Scal, but I have sniffed my fair share of pus*y.
But the difference between the pus*sy I sniff, and the pus*y you sniff - is that mine is quality. Supermodel quality. Quality that can only come with a successful lifestyle. Quality that only come to those who are truly successful at every thing they do. People that can turn water in to wine.
So comparing the pus*y you sniff, with the pus*y I sniff - is a little like comparing CGs gambling to my gambling. There is no comparison. Or maybe you will understand this analogy better - its kind of like you comparing your 85 Dodge to my yacht, or your 500 pound heifer wife to my parade of supermodel women.
We are in different classes here pal. The quicker you recognize that, the better off you will be. Life is easier when you accept your circumstances. Sure - you will always be a mouth breathing loser wannabe - but if you accept that this is your full potential - the sting when you see people like me is far easier to deal with.
Support your local animal shelter. I am on twitter.
Posted:
#6293
Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:
WOLVERINES!! Let's go 2-0 now cmon PURDUE!! I would be + $ now if not for epic spurs moose, think about that after my 5.5K bomb + $ by Friday. A Purdue cover gets me to one play away from GREEN only 4 days after that idiotic kings bet
WOLVERINES!! Let's go 2-0 now cmon PURDUE!! I would be + $ now if not for epic spurs moose, think about that after my 5.5K bomb + $ by Friday. A Purdue cover gets me to one play away from GREEN only 4 days after that idiotic kings bet
Sorry but thats all big ifs and
If my uncle had Titsssssss then he would be my aunt
Posted:
#6294
Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:
I don't know about Scal, but I have sniffed my fair share of pus*y.
But the difference between the pus*sy I sniff, and the pus*y you sniff - is that mine is quality. Supermodel quality. Quality that can only come with a successful lifestyle. Quality that only come to those who are truly successful at every thing they do. People that can turn water in to wine.
So comparing the pus*y you sniff, with the pus*y I sniff - is a little like comparing CGs gambling to my gambling. There is no comparison. Or maybe you will understand this analogy better - its kind of like you comparing your 85 Dodge to my yacht, or your 500 pound heifer wife to my parade of supermodel women.
We are in different classes here pal. The quicker you recognize that, the better off you will be. Life is easier when you accept your circumstances. Sure - you will always be a mouth breathing loser wannabe - but if you accept that this is your full potential - the sting when you see people like me is far easier to deal with.
I know that's not a flattering pic of you, but given the other ones I've seen I'd definitely say you're not the best looking guy in the world. That's what makes the quality of women on your yacht so incredible.
Posted:
#6295
Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:
I don't know about Scal, but I have sniffed my fair share of pus*y.
But the difference between the pus*sy I sniff, and the pus*y you sniff - is that mine is quality. Supermodel quality. Quality that can only come with a successful lifestyle. Quality that only come to those who are truly successful at every thing they do. People that can turn water in to wine.
So comparing the pus*y you sniff, with the pus*y I sniff - is a little like comparing CGs gambling to my gambling. There is no comparison. Or maybe you will understand this analogy better - its kind of like you comparing your 85 Dodge to my yacht, or your 500 pound heifer wife to my parade of supermodel women.
We are in different classes here pal. The quicker you recognize that, the better off you will be. Life is easier when you accept your circumstances. Sure - you will always be a mouth breathing loser wannabe - but if you accept that this is your full potential - the sting when you see people like me is far easier to deal with.
Vanzack maybe I missed it, but why is it that you don't post your plays? Everyone always says how wise and respected you are but why not post them to help out some members that need it? Just curious.
Posted:
#6296
Here is the thing I have such a tough time understanding....
CG keeps mentioning "if not for the Kings bet, if not for the Kings bet." Ok so, lets remove the Kings bet from the record. He was -$2750 coming into today, so if we remove the Kings bet, that's +2750 coming into today. He was up $2750 hitting 55%. This is roughly over the course of 1 month. So by my math in this hypothetical scenario for the month:
CG keeps mentioning "if not for the Kings bet, if not for the Kings bet." Ok so, lets remove the Kings bet from the record. He was -$2750 coming into today, so if we remove the Kings bet, that's +2750 coming into today. He was up $2750 hitting 55%. This is roughly over the course of 1 month. So by my math in this hypothetical scenario for the month:
Profit gambling: $2750
Living expenses: $3000 (I believe this was the number stated)
So if we removed the Kings bet (as he keeps stating was dumb) he'd be in the red after expenses. And that is during a month he hit 55%
What about the month he doesn't hit 55%? (it's sure as hell going to come)
The numbers just don't add up.
Posted:
#6297
Quote Originally Posted by rangerz2478:
Here is the thing I have such a tough time understanding....
CG keeps mentioning "if not for the Kings bet, if not for the Kings bet." Ok so, lets remove the Kings bet from the record. He was -$2750 coming into today, so if we remove the Kings bet, that's +2750 coming into today. He was up $2750 hitting 55%. This is roughly over the course of 1 month. So by my math in this hypothetical scenario for the month:
Here is the thing I have such a tough time understanding....
CG keeps mentioning "if not for the Kings bet, if not for the Kings bet." Ok so, lets remove the Kings bet from the record. He was -$2750 coming into today, so if we remove the Kings bet, that's +2750 coming into today. He was up $2750 hitting 55%. This is roughly over the course of 1 month. So by my math in this hypothetical scenario for the month:
Profit gambling: $2750
Living expenses: $3000 (I believe this was the number stated)
So if we removed the Kings bet (as he keeps stating was dumb) he'd be in the red after expenses. And that is during a month he hit 55%
What about the month he doesn't hit 55%? (it's sure as hell going to come)
The numbers just don't add up.
I believe that CG stated that once he gets a cushion, he's gonna slowly start raising his bets, which would obviously result in a higher income.
Posted:
#6299
Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:
I don't know about Scal, but I have sniffed my fair share of pus*y.
But the difference between the pus*sy I sniff, and the pus*y you sniff - is that mine is quality. Supermodel quality. Quality that can only come with a successful lifestyle. Quality that only come to those who are truly successful at every thing they do. People that can turn water in to wine.
So comparing the pus*y you sniff, with the pus*y I sniff - is a little like comparing CGs gambling to my gambling. There is no comparison. Or maybe you will understand this analogy better - its kind of like you comparing your 85 Dodge to my yacht, or your 500 pound heifer wife to my parade of supermodel women.
We are in different classes here pal. The quicker you recognize that, the better off you will be. Life is easier when you accept your circumstances. Sure - you will always be a mouth breathing loser wannabe - but if you accept that this is your full potential - the sting when you see people like me is far easier to deal with.
Someone please cue the Masterpiece Theatre "I'm a rich stud who gets supermodel box" music please...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9Uf1SYr7E4
Ah, that's much better...M'lord.
May I call you, "M'lord"? Somehow I am sure you won't mind.
Whilst we all are surely bettered by just walking in the air you have spewed out of your behind for us to breathe, surely we can be even more benefited by any of the prose that passes your glorious lips...
Thank you...oh thank you Grand Master Vanzack!
My god in heaven...what would this thread, NAY, what would this WORLD do without him?
Mayhaps someday we shall find out.
Now, back to your supermodels, M'lord. Don't keep them waiting.
PM for the skinny on the down low
Posted:
#6300
Quote Originally Posted by L-Jay:
I believe that CG stated that once he gets a cushion, he's gonna slowly start raising his bets, which would obviously result in a higher income.
I believe that CG stated that once he gets a cushion, he's gonna slowly start raising his bets, which would obviously result in a higher income.
Huh? For the most part of the month he's been there (at least the second half) his average bet size has been $1000. His bankroll has been a little over $20g. So he has been betting close to 5% of not just his gambling bankroll, but his LIFE SAVINGS BANKROLL.
How much higher do you want him to go?
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