Part Deux of You Can't Make This Stuff Up

Here's a joke you piglets can share with your other swine...

What's the difference between swine flu & bird flu?

Wait for it...wait for it

For swine flu you need oinkment; for bird flu you need tweetment.

Double, I thought your joke was funnier.

What if midnight and sabanesque are the same person? They both created these rambling, multi-page threads that are mostly just them talking to themselves.

That's not nice Stu....

It wasn't. It's wrong to associate anyone with the Nazi. My bad.

Like most of us I'm not crazy about the job Congress is doing for us.

But when you work less than 3 days a week how much can you accomplish?

WTF???????

How ironic is this...Hillary loyalist Lanny Davis is now Michael Cohen's lead lawyer. 

Sounds like a major payback is in the works.

Meanwhile the Southern District of New York has subpoenaed CFO of Piggy's empire.

So John Bolton is cleaning house at the NSC. Bolton has that right as any new boss does. He has done away with the top cyber security role. While at the same time, Dan Coats warns of Russia's continued cyber warfare against our country. Don't these guys talk to each other? Hello right hand; hello left hand. 

There's an old Jamaican saying about a new boss & it goes like this..."The new broom sweeps clean but the old one knows the corners."  

Well USSR native born Melanie can vouch that Trump has colluded with former Soviet national. Seeing how she had two kids.

Does she have two kids? That would be news to Trump. You know what they say, right? Momma's baby, Daddy's maybe.

These rich dudes finna flip like burning pancakes ,,,

Going to be fun to watch Trumpo end up exiled in Siberia or in federal prison

I love that Piggy is upset as to how a lawyer could do this to him. Cohen is the only type of lawyer he can get because he doesn't pay his bills & lawyers don't like clients that lie to them.

The one I want to see sweat a little bit is dopey Junior.

Speaking of dopey Don JR, his new girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle is a little piggy herself. She was asked to leave Fox by Human Resources for showing pictures of guys gonads & telling people who they belonged to.

Here's the link.....https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/exclusive-kimberly-guilfoyle-left-fox-news-after-investigation-into-misconduct-allegations-sources-say/ar-BBL8scr?li=BBnb7Kz

You Can't Make This Stuff Up!

Melanie cheated? Obviously no Donald Trump cheated well .... Ya he did

TRUMP 2020

What does a president do for veterans day? 

A place a wreath on the grave of the unknown soldier

B visit the wounded and those suffering from PTSD at Walter Reed hospital

C go on a vacation in Vietnam.....

The correct answer is C Trump went on vacation to lovely ho chi Ming city 2017....