Part Deux of You Can't Make This Stuff Up

Ok, so Piggy tweeted today about receiving a nice note from Kim Jong Un.

Meanwhile, Nikki Haley reported North Korea breached sanctions by surpassing the annual cap of refined petroleum products. 

Flatter Piggy & you can do whatever you want to do.

Dumb dumb dumb 

Piggy again repeated the claim that U.S. defense spending was 4.2% of GDP; his own Office of Management and Budget says it’s 3.2%.

You can't believe a thing he says.

When you are in the public eye nothing is sacred & your past is exposed.

Supreme Court Justice nominee Brett Kavanaugh has racked up tens of thousands of dollars in credit card debt buying baseball tickets over the last decade.

I don't think we really needed to know this especially since he paid his bills.

I understand he needs to be vetted but not many of us would want to be under this type of scrutiny. 

You know Stormy was arrested last night @ at an Ohio strip club & later released right? 

Robert Mueller asked a federal court in Virginia for 100 blank subpoenas in the case against Manafort. I wonder what he has up his sleeve?  

Marc Short, one of Piggy's longest serving aides, is leaving his position next week. He was the Director of Legislative Affairs. I think that one of the worst things about working in Piggy's WH is that you are surrounded by people who would want to work in that environment. Look what has happened to General Kelly. He's  has been swept into the corner & no longer a voice of reason. 

With Short leaving that will make 149 people  of 377 who have left the Executive Office of the President from June 2017 to present. That's a 39% turnover rate. No wonder so many of Piggy's businesses failed.

So much for hiring the best & brightest. At least they're smart enough not to hang around the accident scene.

What will Piggy give away to Papa Putin next Monday? Residents of Alaska may have indigestion all weekend.  

General John Kelly was upset at the small breakfast servings at the NATO summit because nothing feels worse than spineless complicity on an empty stomach.

I wonder what Brett Kavanaugh might have text about Hillary. If the Democrats don't ask that question during his confirmation hearing they need to go.

Jim Jordan wants to be the next Paul Ryan when it looks like he'll be the next Joe Paterno.

Next on Fox & Friends...Piggy explains how he would have raced into the Thai cave & rescue all 12 boys at once.

You Can't Make This Stuff Up!

Tonight Piggy told a UK reporter that since he took office the US GDP has doubled & tripled.

He is absolutely clueless.

Then he claimed he is the most popular President since Lincoln & that he has a 92% approval rating.

For all you Piglet conspiracy shrooms, I'm sure you will hear the tape of this BS on TV tomorrow. It might even be online now.

What a freaking moron. 

Re: "Part Deux"

Sequels are never as good as the original, this one had a chance though, given how poor the original was. Alas, like so many others, it fell short. 

You've played too many games without wearing your hockey helmet.

Well that's not very nice  

Teeth knows it's true. You can't play hockey without having your marbles scrambled at least a couple of times.

Ya gotta admit Piggy running into the cave, Jordan becoming Joe Paterno & Alaska residents worried is some funny stuff.

Post #9 was kinda sorta funny. 5.5 out of 10.

With Short leaving that will make 149 people  of 377 who have left the Executive Office of the President from June 2017 to present. That's a 39% turnover rate. No wonder so many of Piggy's businesses failed.

Imagine owning a small  neighborhood pizza place & you sell it. The new owner comes in & wants to change everything but really doesn't have a plan. He starts by firing the pizza maker that has been there for 25 years; next he fires the woman that makes the fantastic marinara (gravy) that customers love. The favorite waitress leaves because the new owner is abusive & always wants to grab her crotch. Even the delivery boy quits because the new owner wants a piece of his tips. Quality goes downhill & so does service. The expertise & knowledge is gone. The business eventually closes.

Welcome to Piggy's Pizzeria! 

This thread along with the Op belongs in the trash...wheres the recycle bin on this site?

doja..I dumbed the pizza analogy as best I could but you still don't get it. Wake up piglet!

packers...you are a total joke in any forum you slither into. Dumb dumb dumb

C'mon Piggy..buy some suits that you can actually close & look semi presidential. 

239 pounds not a chance. More like 279

Dude even lies about his weight. What a putz.

Yes ok...im the total joke...dear lord someone give this guy some fentanyl lollipops and get it over with...what a compete waste of a life you are living...go to a petting farm and meet a real pig, then find a psychologist to help you get your life back.

Attacking my wife ? You are a POS tough guy.

packers..you just can't fix dumb. Go away little boy. You're a mental midget

No way this donkey has a wife, let alone ever been laid

Besides being ignorant, what's your problem packers?

When you talk from your home in the gutter & resort to attacking my family, how much lower can you go? You have proven to be a POS not only in this thread but every forum you infest. 

Back to business...

A federal auditor has told the HHS to after 341k spent illegally by former head Tom Price. 

He's just typical of the crooks Piggy put in office.

Business of delusion? Quit calling people piggies and piglets...only cowards act like you do behind their keyboards...youre not a coward are you?

Burn 137 acres of federal land, put the lives of volunteer fireman in jeopardy & get a pardon from Piggy.

Piggy's latest pick to be the #2 person at NASA has no experience in space operations or technology. What a joke.

Best & Brightest is laughable.