Troubled Waters

iVE SAID THIS JOKINGLY BEFORE BUT iM DEAD SERIOUS THIS TIME. I see potential in this thread.

I had to run away high, so I wouldn't come home low

wishes dytide would bring more to this thread

These are the threads that would become Legendary if Weeble and Wallstreet or DjPaulyD ... I mean DjBrow any of known mods would come in and add insight.

Hey Proto why did equalblueberrys get banned.

The 2 of you were going to make internet love than he just got banned.

Also reading this from a 33 year old is beyond horrible, I still think you are a proffesional writer.

You used the alpha male line twice in the same type of scripted way.

yeah man, i remember when equalberries was bragging of stories of international crime... That was a real mutherfucking g

Proto is most definitely a professional writer. Dude this guy has us all hanging by a string waiting to throw out some perfectly written completely insane story. This is like on of the best stories going on the internet. Proto sir i thank you and please keep the good stuff coming...

in memory of Proto's long lost buddy equallBerries..Real Mutherfucking G's

worddd up

eazy e is real mah fuckin g

its the snipah time to pay the piper. Eric Wright

Good fucking post!  I used to ride around banging that cd hard!  Man the 90's were a good era for rap!!!!  They don't make them like that anymore!  Eazy came at Dre and Snoop hard on the It's On album.  Got at them from the Intro to the end of the album.  Maaaaan, you brought back some memories with this post Dopa

Down to the Laaaaaaast Roach

I just wanted to shoot the dirt with you guys, so I can get updated with each and evey post.  This is better than  pro wrestling when it comes to a male soap opera.

The Real Housewives of Covers

I've been holding myself in the fetal position, trying to hold back the tears, trying to hold back the years.  They come gushing anyway there is nothing I can do about it. 

pezeveng your post really hit home and hit hard with the force of a bull on the charge.  I am in my mid 30's and I am a joke.  It just hurts.  If I could have looked to the future at 17 years old, and seen myself in this position, I would have never stopped hard drugs.  I am a pathetic excuse for a human being and that hurts man.  But that is what happens right?  The weak get weeded out and left to rot.

I wonder if I have burned out all my chances in life?  Will there be any more chances for me to turn things around?  At this point the answer appears to be a resounding no.  I mean I don't get out into the social life, I don't network.  I guess I could wait for the mormons to come around again this year and ask them if they know of anyone who will hire a guy who can't leave his house and can't work

As I drift off into a drug induced dreamland of sorts, I wonder what happened to myself.  I moan and holler.  I hope the neighbors don't hear me.  No I hope they do maybe they will come help.  I dream about the days when I would get lost in the eyes of a gorgeous dream.  It was years ago but seems like only yesterday.  Again, I cry.

Arm yourselves to the teeth and take heed, Jerry's Kid equivalent on the loose.  A wanna be man in your presence, tag him with the best cock knocker you've got.  Bob and weave, duck and chuck, but be sure to obliterate that clown.  Convulsions aside, sit back and think a while.  You will come to the same conclusion.

Young people enjoy your life.  It's over in a blink.

100 years


 





 

  Simply Red

Kool Dakota Fanning avatar bro

So essentially you are saying life is over at 30.  You need better stuff than that proto Iam 35 and life is just beginning for me.

Ive been a degenerate for 20 years with more ups and downs than the Von Trapps can handle and I really don't care.

If you're going to continue WRITING I think you need to make a turn for the better soon.  This I want to die and Iam worthless crap is getting old.  I want some good material dammit bang your "wife" hit a parlay do something soon.

please please please let me get what i want the smiths

Good times for a change
See the luck i've had
Would make a good man turn bad
So please please please
Let me let me let me
Let me get what i want
This time
Haven't had a dream in a long time
See, the life i've had would make a good man bad
So for once in my life
Let me get what i want
Lord knows it would be the first time

Morrissey depresses the hell out of me worse than you proto

 

I know its over

and now for some inspiratiional music

 

It's A Good Life if you Don't Weaken - In Violet Light - The Tragically Hip

Proto,

Scrounge up a G before march madness and we will go to Ziuatanejo. I think some absolutely shameless sex with Central American 9-10's is just what you need ma'man, me too for that matter.

Get that loot, and then we'll flex the hustle muscle. Finally, on to Ziuatanejo!!!

nooooooo!...dont go there man! Their chicks have dicks!...

Proto have you thought about taking some classes at a community college or something? Get out of the house, see some pretty girls, feel better about yourself cuz you're doing something. You still have a brain even if your body is unable to work, you can still think and work hard.

The Tragically Hip - New Orleans Is Sinking https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAZUsCONjIQ