If I ever run into Nick Sirianni I will punch him in the face

When I so much as catch a glimpse of this guy on the sidelines it raises my blood pressure.Reminds me of a spoiled fat kid running after the ice cream man with a milkshake in his hand.

@JimmyGape

 He has the most punchable face in the NFL

I AGREE WHOLEHEARTEDLY

Are you close to his size? Trying to imagine if he’ll rock your shit after or if it would be a decent fight if you’re around his size. 

I guess the element of surprise would play a factor as well. 

Im 5'10 180

@JimmyGape

Don’t get your ass beat like Mark Sanchez

How you gonna punch anyone with those chili dogs in your hands and pockets 

Ok he’s 6’3 190. I’ll root for you. He’s annoying as fuck lol

Nick Sirianni would take your chilidog cart and toss it in the sf bay 

Then most men wouldn’t even notice if you hit them ! So go ahead - I am sure his wife hits harder than you

You don't know anyhing about fighting. Why are you even chiming in? I've known some 5'10 dudes that were absolute knockout artist. You act like he said he was 135 pounds.

@JimmyGape

 I'd pay your bail.

What the fuck do you know? I have trained Aikido and MMA most of my teenage years and I have fucked other people’s girls at least 20 times where I was attacked by their partners at some later point - I was also part of one of the biggest soccer aftermath fights - where galatasarie met arsenal in Copenhagen - try YouTube that shit - that was a fucking warzone ! Not that frog inflated bullcrap you guys have over there !!  I also know people that have drowned in water pools the size of a small child because they passed out the wrong way - that doesn’t mean swimming in the ocean doesn’t pose more a threat - and the same in fighting - size and mass can make up for A LOT you lack in technique - and you shouldn’t fear the people that throws those “threats” out online - you should fear those that don’t warn you at all

I weigh 360, 6’7, 7% body fat mass - I wouldn’t feel a think getting hit by the average person of your stats

But ok - if you want to brush this guys hurt ego I can do that as well ! - please don’t hit a random person you don’t know OP - are you trying to kill him - because you would with those stats man ! Are you working out or something ? Omg what a beast - maybe only tied with this Stu dude - but also only maybe - that guy is a god among men 

No one believes you. No one thinks Danes are tough. The Danish are like that kid who won a fight in elementary school and was still trying to live off the rep of that one fight all the way into college. Sure, the Vikings were a thing. No one can deny it. That was over a thousand years ago though. Scandavians are softer than baby shit now. You're just not a violent people. As we say in the states, you're not about that life. Hearing you talk tough is comical.

I literally just said I was nothing compared to you or OP what more do you want ? But come on no one is ! That some one as tough as you is labelled as a “human” is the biggest insult in this thread if you ask me - and if the American population wasn’t infamous for its incel culture and fat population - I am sure that tough image would be sticking more to you guys than it does 

That's why there has never been a Danish boxing World Champ. No Danes in the UFC. No Danish Olympic medals in boxing, grappling, weight lifting... what are you guys even good at? Biathlon? You're not tough. You specifically nor your country. And that's ok. You guys have a lot going for you but trying to convince strangers on the internet that Denmark produces tough guys is pure comedy. Your whole country is softer than Ugg boots.

First of all, I don't live off the accomplishments of others. Just because Mike Tyson is American doesn't make you more or less cool as a fellow American! There are 6 million of us, for crying out loud! You probably have cities that are larger than us. Find an American city around the same size, and let's compare world records between the two. We're actually pretty good at many sports, two of which we're the world champions in, and we've been the reigning champions in one since 2005. None of them are fighting related, so don't think they'll be relevant here for this particular discussion.

But you clearly have a problem with your masculinity and need the approval of other men to feel tough. I don't, so I gave you the recognition you craved. I don't beg you to give me the same in return because I've already stated the facts, and your recognition doesn't mean anything to me. So I don't understand why you want to keep talking about this.

And just for context here: Your population is known worldwide for being fat, not tough.

I don't have a problem with masculinity, and I definitely don't need the approval of anyone here. Why don't you try reading your own posts. Who else is in here talking about, "I'm 7'3" and 400 pounds of muscle. I bone guys wifes all the times." like that impresses anyone here. We're all grown men here. To us, you sound like a 15 year old who still lives at home and has never had sex. Never beem kissed even. We see right through you. All your bullshit us clearly just that. Bullshit. No one calls you out because no one really gives a shit but to be perfectly clear, we all know it's made up. You talk about things you think we'll be impressed by but none of it is impressive. Like I said, these are all grown men. Men with wifes, kids, and grandkids in some cases. Some of us have done three lives worth of living so it's pretty easy to spot someone who hasn't done any living. You try way to hard to be impressive and that's one of the reasons we know you aren't. No beef though. I actually like you. I just believe you are young and haven't experienced much life so you make up stories to impress middle-aged men half a world away.

I don’t really care how I sound - if that story makes you cope with things the best - be my guest ! You said what I would know about fighting and what size matter while fighting - and then I told you why I would know - isn’t that kind of how a conversation work ? And if you guys are old there is even less of chance you can just randomly knockout someone - I gave you guys the benefit of the doubt - that atleast you had your age with you

And yeah, yeah - I don’t have a problem with either of you - neither you nor OP !

I don’t really condone violence against athletes ! It is just people doing their job - and I have seen enough violence against athletes both in soccer and tennis - to the point where saying stuff like that isn’t considered “fun” to me anymore - because if you are in doubt - plenty of people take this out into real life (Soccer players in Italy risk their fucking life on a weekly basis - and that isn’t what sport is about)  ! - and I don’t even know the athlete you guys mention here ! But it is just the premise 

This is on the edge of becoming archive worthy if we can get a couple of body blows in, a "your mom" reference and a banana in the tail pipe scene.....and if Ace77 can come in and tell everyone they got da aids, then this shit would take the fuck off....

Hi stu...   thanks for coming in as the man of reason and rationale