CD Newsletter Week 14

As far as I can tell, his gut is full of fish and beer

Cowboys activated a backup RB from practice squad which means Pollard probably ain’t playing. 

WFT added DE James Smith Williams to their Covid list. That puts their 3 best DEs out of this game. 

WFTs best player is probably DT Jonathan Allen. He will be going against the Cowboys weakest linemen in their Center and LG. 

Being Canadian, Sorry and thank you, 

my god the mains are a cesspool of mental retardation 

@BIGDTITLE

 I'm making the PB the same, just myself. Sorry lads, not my intention.

@undermysac

 How reliable are your balls though? Any track record?!

Balls=Stones

Crank it fellas 

Absolutely,  pre occupied 

@undermysac

 , waiting preflightbored and drunk thought you were looking for a fight.my mistake. 

@TheGutDecision

 Try not to get thrown off the flight for drunken behavior, like shitting in the aisle or groping the woman sitting next to you. 
Enjoy your vacation 

A few weeks ago I was on a flight from Charlotte back to Jax and they turned this obnoxious young drunk around before she ever got on the plane. She just wouldn't shut up or stop arguing with people over nothing. You can board a plane intoxicated, just don't act like you are. 

I disagree, all of us would like to see that tik tok video

@undermysac

 Maybe the groping, but that video of that woman rockstar pissing a few gallons on some dudes head on the stage … well, that was enough toilet games for me for a couple months 

@Getty3

 Some body keeps betting Jacksonville. Why? You saw it earlier in the week and mentioned it to us.

It's getting out of control now, line keeps bouncing back n forth. It feels like a never ending game of tug of war at the Special Olympics.

What's going on? 

All that news about Urban wtf.

Here's some more filth on the Boys vs Indians:

In WFT's last 4 games(since their bye), they've averaged a 50% conversion rate on 3rd down. That is beyond outstanding. 

Those 4 teams were TB(#24), CAR(#5), SEA(#8), LV(#20). Numbers in parentheses are ranks of 3rd down conversion % allowed. All combined would be 38.93% for a NFL average between #13 and #14.

The Cowboys defense is #2 at 31.76%.

Those same 4 teams rank #8,#7,#21 and #22 in defensive DVOA. 

The Cowboys are #4 in defensive DVOA

I could post this in the mains, but I'll just let the 9 posters(some respected) stay with their WFT picks.

some teaser fun

13 pt

Raiders  +23

Titans  +4.5

Browns  +10

Broncos Lions  u55

-130

GL

Someone in Vegas bet 387K on Nunez just to win 69K.

Woops

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2021/12/05/officials-properly-applied-no-try-rule-after-lions-scored-go-ahead-touchdown-with-no-time-left/amp/

https://www.hogshaven.com/platform/amp/2021/12/11/22829765/washington-roster-moves-teo-more-players-added-to-the-reserve-covid-19-list-wes-schweitzer-to-ir

Hugh mentioned a couple of these outs. Khaleke Hudson was mostly on special teams.

The WFT doesn't have their kicker position settled and its week 14?

@Biscuiteater1

@Biscuiteater1

Bloody Mary breakfast, after coffee. 

When your kickers name is Blewitt, it's just a matter of time before you replace him