Part Deux of You Can't Make This Stuff Up

1. I am not ignorant

2. I have no problem.

3. I have a very nice home, and all our gutters are properly maintained in the spring and fall.

4. I like spending quality time once a year with my wife and kids at different Caribbean family orientated all inclusive resort.

5. Once i won a limbo contest because i went lower than anyone else without hitting the bar.

6. I have several Point Of Sale machines as a successful small business owner.

7. My yard was once infested with weeds but I called Jiffy and they sent a lawn maintenance company the very next day.

8. My most sincerest advice to you is "seek professional medical help immediately".

Fox News anchor Chris Wallace was granted an exclusive interview with Putin.

It's about time Fox viewers get a chance to hear from their leader.

Yep, judging by that reaction she’s definitely a deuce and a half.

Oh and lighten up Francis

You need to watch what you say. I don't know where you come from but certain areas off limits & most on this forum would agree with me about that.

You are a POS & don't have the chops to say something like that in person. You're all hat. Based on you cowhand avatar I'm sure you know what that means.

Troll somewhere else little cowgirl

packers..I'll make this real simple for you.

Trump is a pig & earned the name Piggy. His followers are piglets. Got it? Good

I've met cowards in my life including those who dodged the draft like Piggy. In fact I'd agree to meet you & that other POS doja. Then you can answer the question of cowardice for yourself.

I am in Michigan for the summer & can meet at Gun Lake Casino any day of the week. 

So Muller indicted 12 more Russian operatives. 

In order to do so. he needed to provide information that merited the indictments.

These Russians were certainly not talking among themselves.

There will be Americans identified as conspiring with those indicted.

No Fake News here 

Canada's oldest department store, Hudson's Bay, has dropped Piggy's daughter Ivanka's line of products. Doubt it will be the last to do so.

I'd really like to meet both of you POS. In fact if you don't like Michigan. I'll pay for your one day trip to Fort Lauderdale this winter. You PM me & we can make the arrangements.

I'm really interested in eyeballing both of you tough guys. 

   LOL    

You have drunk way too much tap water...sue your local govt

The bigger the cushion the sweeter the pushn’

That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or, so I've read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo

Just what I thought.....two feckless POS with no gonads.

Piggy advised British PM Theresa May to sue the EU.

This is how Piggy handles things; he sues. No discussions, no negotiations ,no new ideas.

Where does he even get off giving anyone advice? He's in more trouble than most.

When Piggy meets Papa Putin tomorrow, how many of  you piglets will believe what Piggy says took place?

I'm going to believe the translators I don't even know before Piggy.

Don't forget Piglets...Piggy said he has doubled & tripled the GDP since he took office.

Do you realize how ridiculous that statement is? Probably not...

Dumb dumb dumb

When asked whether he would ask Putin to extradite indicted Russians Piggy replied "I might. I hadn't thought of it but will certainly I'll be asking about it."

Hadn't thought of it? You will ask about it? How about giving thought to bringing those Russians back home on Air Force one in shackles? How about demanding it? How about giving Papa a new list of proposed sanctions if they are not turned over to the American government?

How about proving to American citizens & the world that you are not Putin's puppet?

You gonna shoot us?

I will not harm either one of you.

PM me with your information & I will take care of everything else.

Send me $1000 for my time and travel expenses and then we can discuss all the necessary arrangements...etransfer the funds to the email listed on my account page here.

Midnight I support law enforcement. O's DOJ was corrupt, his wasn't the only administration btw, but undeniably corrupt. The Crowdstrike report is fraudulent, check out the "water buffalo's" recent announcement re: Susan Rice stand down order on Russian hacking. The entire DOJ was protecting Hillary while bending over backwards to find anything...anything on Trump. Now it is reported that all but four of Hillarys' 30k emails were/are in the hands of a foreign entity.  The FBI was notified but didnt act. If you are concerned about attacks on democracy shouldn't this alarm you. 

Subject change alert: Re: packs' meet and greet, here's a thought... fly him down...Arm wrestle challenge loser leaves covers for eternity.

I offered to purchase your ticket not for your Piggy snacks along the way. I figured you would find a way to punk out.  Believe me, the time we would spend together would be very brief. I could purchase you some pancakes because by the time you left you would have fewer teeth than Hockey does.

A ticket not cash dopey..

I am alarmed every time we have someone in the justice system abuse their authority. We disagree about the DOJ being corrupt but we do have rotten apples in all of society. You won't be happy until Hillary is in jail & I won't be happy until Piggy is out of office. We can wager later if he makes it through this term as to whether he gets another.

As far as that POS packers. I offered a ticket. Not cash or snacks & for him to think I or anyone else would pay for his time, he's surly delusional. My offer is a simple one & still stands.

Jeff Bezos is going to have a better day that Piggy did.

you haven't exceeded 1K in your PIGGY bank during your entire lifetime...what was I thinking 

So Piggy was taking swings at all of our allies but why was he so timid with Putin?

C'mon piglet's....let's regurgitate your talking points.

Piggy never defended our country in front of Putin & the world. No negotiation is worth throwing your own country under the train.

Be honest just for one minute little piglets.... how can you defend Piggy's actions in Finland?