my aim is true, and that is to help Proto. OH please please please Michaelpaul let me stay.I'll do anything you want.My mind will not rest untill i know Proto is happy.Your last post, what did you say after save some face?
my aim is true, and that is to help Proto. OH please please please Michaelpaul let me stay.I'll do anything you want.My mind will not rest untill i know Proto is happy.Your last post, what did you say after save some face?
Iwin, MP, biscuitbaker, and all my friends out there: I am in dire straits. It all started Friday morning with the royal wedding. I usually don't get up and stay up but for this I couldn't resist. When I saw Princess Kate in her dress I flew into a jealous rage. I was furious at Henry for taking her from me. I demolished my kitchen area, stopping only to eat a bowl of cereal, then kept demolishing. The aftermath was something out of the movie Psycho. It woke my beautiful wife up and she didn't say anything just hit me with a punch to the private area and then told me to get out. I slept in my car Friday night and just now begged my way back into the house.
I thought that maybe I could fly to England this past Thursday and talk Kate into dumping William, show her that I am an American citizen and maybe she would want to be an American citizen instead of a princess. Short story short, I could not buy a ticket. Too broke. So I took to the seas with a jet ski I stole. I thought I was close to England when I was picked up by some police in a boat. It was the US coast guard and they told me I was only 10 miles off the coast. I had decided to drink alcohol on my trip over to England so I was intoxicated. They threatened to lock me up so I collapsed. They felt sorry for me, and the owner of the jet ski did not press charges because I convinced him I was a famous sports bettor and would give him picks for free.
More on this in a minute.
Iwin, MP, biscuitbaker, and all my friends out there: I am in dire straits. It all started Friday morning with the royal wedding. I usually don't get up and stay up but for this I couldn't resist. When I saw Princess Kate in her dress I flew into a jealous rage. I was furious at Henry for taking her from me. I demolished my kitchen area, stopping only to eat a bowl of cereal, then kept demolishing. The aftermath was something out of the movie Psycho. It woke my beautiful wife up and she didn't say anything just hit me with a punch to the private area and then told me to get out. I slept in my car Friday night and just now begged my way back into the house.
I thought that maybe I could fly to England this past Thursday and talk Kate into dumping William, show her that I am an American citizen and maybe she would want to be an American citizen instead of a princess. Short story short, I could not buy a ticket. Too broke. So I took to the seas with a jet ski I stole. I thought I was close to England when I was picked up by some police in a boat. It was the US coast guard and they told me I was only 10 miles off the coast. I had decided to drink alcohol on my trip over to England so I was intoxicated. They threatened to lock me up so I collapsed. They felt sorry for me, and the owner of the jet ski did not press charges because I convinced him I was a famous sports bettor and would give him picks for free.
Good Lord son,crossing the atlantic in a jet ski to save Kate from a life of fame and fortune is one cockamaimme idea. You outta take up fishing, its an activity that damn near requires drinking.I caught a bunch today, most were small.Like michaelpaul's peter. LOL LOL LOL AHA HA HA ( cough hack). I saw a Tarzan movie yesterday and he caught a grouper barehanded.No trick photography.You allready have a lovely wife, lets keep it that way.I knew a few things about pissing off women, what with the drinking smoking gambling and staying out late.These are not a few of their favorite things.Now listen to uncle Biscuit here and you will be riding bareback in no time.Two simple things, clean up the kitchen,we are taking spotless.Now play this for her
Good Lord son,crossing the atlantic in a jet ski to save Kate from a life of fame and fortune is one cockamaimme idea. You outta take up fishing, its an activity that damn near requires drinking.I caught a bunch today, most were small.Like michaelpaul's peter. LOL LOL LOL AHA HA HA ( cough hack). I saw a Tarzan movie yesterday and he caught a grouper barehanded.No trick photography.You allready have a lovely wife, lets keep it that way.I knew a few things about pissing off women, what with the drinking smoking gambling and staying out late.These are not a few of their favorite things.Now listen to uncle Biscuit here and you will be riding bareback in no time.Two simple things, clean up the kitchen,we are taking spotless.Now play this for her
Boys I have been unable to communicate with you because I have been out of the house. That's right I am partially homeless. I always knew it would progress to this at some point but I kept on dreaming.
Dreaming that maybe one day I would be able to roll in the soft grass and caress the dandelions. Dandelions as sweet as a sugar plum. Oh how I use to dance amongst the dandelions. You should have seen me guys. I was no less than the Black Swan. The farmers called me twinkle toes when I would show up and put on my ballerina shoes. At the end of my performance in the fields, the farmers would have tears in their eyes. These are only memories now and as I lay in the trunk of my car at night *for further punishment*, I simply cry. Sometimes I start howling like a hound dog. I lock myself in the trunk so somebody who knows me has to get me out with a spare set of keys. If they forget it gets pretty hot in there during the days.
It brings me back to Kate. She has no idea what she is missing and if she saw me dance in the fields, she would dump Willy. Iwin, MP, Biscuit, and dytide could be my flower boys. Dandelions of course. You could all wear dandelions in your hair and ears. Instead of Kate coming second, it would be me, and I would dance down the isle to the music. dytide would cry. Iwin would start blowing bubbles in the air. MP could administer punishment to Willy if he showed up. Biscuit could administer punishment to me when I approached the bride.
When I am hallucinating from over 150 degree heat, in the trunk of my car, a girl I use to know is there with me. Caressing me, holding me, crying with me. Then there is the sweet love making. At this point in life this can only be a hallucination boys. A fuking hallucination and for this I will have the neighborhood bully tie me to a tree and administer head butts.
I still have hope though guys. Mongolian man is really giving me hope nowadays.
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Boys I have been unable to communicate with you because I have been out of the house. That's right I am partially homeless. I always knew it would progress to this at some point but I kept on dreaming.
Dreaming that maybe one day I would be able to roll in the soft grass and caress the dandelions. Dandelions as sweet as a sugar plum. Oh how I use to dance amongst the dandelions. You should have seen me guys. I was no less than the Black Swan. The farmers called me twinkle toes when I would show up and put on my ballerina shoes. At the end of my performance in the fields, the farmers would have tears in their eyes. These are only memories now and as I lay in the trunk of my car at night *for further punishment*, I simply cry. Sometimes I start howling like a hound dog. I lock myself in the trunk so somebody who knows me has to get me out with a spare set of keys. If they forget it gets pretty hot in there during the days.
It brings me back to Kate. She has no idea what she is missing and if she saw me dance in the fields, she would dump Willy. Iwin, MP, Biscuit, and dytide could be my flower boys. Dandelions of course. You could all wear dandelions in your hair and ears. Instead of Kate coming second, it would be me, and I would dance down the isle to the music. dytide would cry. Iwin would start blowing bubbles in the air. MP could administer punishment to Willy if he showed up. Biscuit could administer punishment to me when I approached the bride.
When I am hallucinating from over 150 degree heat, in the trunk of my car, a girl I use to know is there with me. Caressing me, holding me, crying with me. Then there is the sweet love making. At this point in life this can only be a hallucination boys. A fuking hallucination and for this I will have the neighborhood bully tie me to a tree and administer head butts.
I still have hope though guys. Mongolian man is really giving me hope nowadays.
mike do you ever wonder what the point of all of this is? Why should I leave the trunk of my car? Well, I guess I do like music. But is that enough?
breathing is good my friend...I will hold Joe Willy down and let you and pour boling chicken-fat on him while Iwin impales his eye-sockets with an ice-pick...later Mr. Biscuits can molest the body...
Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:
mike do you ever wonder what the point of all of this is? Why should I leave the trunk of my car? Well, I guess I do like music. But is that enough?
breathing is good my friend...I will hold Joe Willy down and let you and pour boling chicken-fat on him while Iwin impales his eye-sockets with an ice-pick...later Mr. Biscuits can molest the body...
mike you have been there from day 1, I can always count on you to give me inspiration. It's good to know that if this wedding ever goes down things will be taken care of properly.
Iwin thanks chief. I am very glad Sarah Phillips finally ate your ass too buddy.
mike you have been there from day 1, I can always count on you to give me inspiration. It's good to know that if this wedding ever goes down things will be taken care of properly.
Iwin thanks chief. I am very glad Sarah Phillips finally ate your ass too buddy.
breathing is good my friend...I will hold Joe Willy down and let you and pour boling chicken-fat on him while Iwin impales his eye-sockets with an ice-pick...later Mr. Biscuits can molest the body...
being able to impale anything for Proto ... let alone eye sockets would be simply devine
Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:
breathing is good my friend...I will hold Joe Willy down and let you and pour boling chicken-fat on him while Iwin impales his eye-sockets with an ice-pick...later Mr. Biscuits can molest the body...
being able to impale anything for Proto ... let alone eye sockets would be simply devine
mike you have always been there for me since day 1. I can always count on you to give me inspiration. I am glad that if this wedding ever goes down, things will go smoothly.
Iwin thanks buddy. I am certainly glad that Sarah Phillips finally ate your ass properly as well
mike you have always been there for me since day 1. I can always count on you to give me inspiration. I am glad that if this wedding ever goes down, things will go smoothly.
Iwin thanks buddy. I am certainly glad that Sarah Phillips finally ate your ass properly as well
mike you have been there from day 1, I can always count on you to give me inspiration. It's good to know that if this wedding ever goes down things will be taken care of properly.
Iwin thanks chief. I am very glad Sarah Phillips finally ate your ass too buddy.
Proto you are the apple of my eye
Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:
mike you have been there from day 1, I can always count on you to give me inspiration. It's good to know that if this wedding ever goes down things will be taken care of properly.
Iwin thanks chief. I am very glad Sarah Phillips finally ate your ass too buddy.
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