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    Posted: Apr. 23, 2011 - 11:06 PM ET #826

    Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:

      HE LIED! He said that he was gonna start a new thread with hope & blah blah and the 1st thing he did was talk like a wilted lettuce head.He's angried up my blood also Bets.Everybody knew what the deal was here,why would he want to start anew.Why?Maybe he enjoyed some of those cats there planting a two way street sign at the entrance to his hershey highway.I wish him well but i aint going there.I mean his other thread,not his hershey highwayIf he doesnt get his act together he's not going to have money for football.


    Mr Biscuit good golly sir don't get so ruffled.  When you posted this I ran to an abandoned house and hid.  I cried in that house for so long.  Mr Biscuit clearly you are an alpha male and you may be the top dog around here.  I'm scared.  Here sir is a song for you I hope you enjoy your day sir.  *shaking* *scared* *bawling*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:

      HE LIED! He said that he was gonna start a new thread with hope & blah blah and the 1st thing he did was talk like a wilted lettuce head.He's angried up my blood also Bets.Everybody knew what the deal was here,why would he want to start anew.Why?Maybe he enjoyed some of those cats there planting a two way street sign at the entrance to his hershey highway.I wish him well but i aint going there.I mean his other thread,not his hershey highwayIf he doesnt get his act together he's not going to have money for football.


    Mr Biscuit good golly sir don't get so ruffled.  When you posted this I ran to an abandoned house and hid.  I cried in that house for so long.  Mr Biscuit clearly you are an alpha male and you may be the top dog around here.  I'm scared.  Here sir is a song for you I hope you enjoy your day sir.  *shaking* *scared* *bawling*

    Bat For Lashes-Daniel
     
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    Posted: Apr. 23, 2011 - 11:28 PM ET #827

    Part 2 please read carefully.

    Oh golly.  Boys I have not abandoned you.  You are free to post in my other thread.  I just felt the need to get another topic off my chest.  This thread is for when we are in Troubled Waters.  The other thread is for when you can't cope with life.  2 different scenarios require 2 different threads.  Jeepers Creepers guys you have gotten me all ruffled now.  Where are my fuking paci's?
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    Part 2 please read carefully.

    Oh golly.  Boys I have not abandoned you.  You are free to post in my other thread.  I just felt the need to get another topic off my chest.  This thread is for when we are in Troubled Waters.  The other thread is for when you can't cope with life.  2 different scenarios require 2 different threads.  Jeepers Creepers guys you have gotten me all ruffled now.  Where are my fuking paci's?
     
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    Posted: Apr. 23, 2011 - 11:40 PM ET #828

    Part 3 attention please!

    I can't fathom what I have put you guys through.  It must have been horrifying to think that somebody had abandoned you.  Dam it bitch you will pay *talking to myself now*.  Don't worry guys I will punish myself quickly and harshly.  Pool stick may get extra work tonight.  *sigh*
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    Part 3 attention please!

    I can't fathom what I have put you guys through.  It must have been horrifying to think that somebody had abandoned you.  Dam it bitch you will pay *talking to myself now*.  Don't worry guys I will punish myself quickly and harshly.  Pool stick may get extra work tonight.  *sigh*
     
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    Posted: Apr. 24, 2011 - 8:45 AM ET #829

    Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

    Part 3 attention please!

    I can't fathom what I have put you guys through.  It must have been horrifying to think that somebody had abandoned you.  Dam it bitch you will pay *talking to myself now*.  Don't worry guys I will punish myself quickly and harshly.  Pool stick may get extra work tonight.  *sigh*
    Wow did Linda Ronstadt find the fountain of youth! Proto put down the pool stick and big cheese and heed this cats advice

    https://youtu.be/jPt8HiE112k

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    Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

    Part 3 attention please!

    I can't fathom what I have put you guys through.  It must have been horrifying to think that somebody had abandoned you.  Dam it bitch you will pay *talking to myself now*.  Don't worry guys I will punish myself quickly and harshly.  Pool stick may get extra work tonight.  *sigh*
    Wow did Linda Ronstadt find the fountain of youth! Proto put down the pool stick and big cheese and heed this cats advice

    https://youtu.be/jPt8HiE112k

     
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    Posted: Apr. 24, 2011 - 8:58 AM ET #830

    Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:

    Wow did Linda Ronstadt find the fountain of youth! Proto put down the pool stick and big cheese and heed this cats advice

    https://youtu.be/jPt8HiE112k

    Fucking link wont work,well Proto,you can carry on or check out Neils Loftgren  " Cry Tough" it's good meds man. Even though you got some people over there thinking you are in your 30's. I know better "freebasing" tells on you. You know where the Easter eggs are hidden      in the chicken coop for christs sake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:

    Wow did Linda Ronstadt find the fountain of youth! Proto put down the pool stick and big cheese and heed this cats advice

    https://youtu.be/jPt8HiE112k

    Fucking link wont work,well Proto,you can carry on or check out Neils Loftgren  " Cry Tough" it's good meds man. Even though you got some people over there thinking you are in your 30's. I know better "freebasing" tells on you. You know where the Easter eggs are hidden      in the chicken coop for christs sake.
     
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    Posted: Apr. 24, 2011 - 10:05 AM ET #831

    Proto forgive me for being a tad harsh with you, i'm a mellow cat, they used to call me mellow yellow, quite right. I'm having issues with the water pipes to humble abode, you would think that a house as smal as mine, how small you ask? Well i have to go outside to change my mind.These problems are costly but i've come up with a plan. 76'ers + and then let that ride on Orlando over 178ish. Oh happy days.This will be my 1st wager since ncaa finals.Do you think this is wise? Does your abandoned house have water? Do you think you can patch things with 1winbets? Do you think you could root for me? Is this to many questions?
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    Proto forgive me for being a tad harsh with you, i'm a mellow cat, they used to call me mellow yellow, quite right. I'm having issues with the water pipes to humble abode, you would think that a house as smal as mine, how small you ask? Well i have to go outside to change my mind.These problems are costly but i've come up with a plan. 76'ers + and then let that ride on Orlando over 178ish. Oh happy days.This will be my 1st wager since ncaa finals.Do you think this is wise? Does your abandoned house have water? Do you think you can patch things with 1winbets? Do you think you could root for me? Is this to many questions?
     
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    Posted: Apr. 24, 2011 - 11:05 AM ET #832

    Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:

    Proto forgive me for being a tad harsh with you, i'm a mellow cat, they used to call me mellow yellow, quite right. I'm having issues with the water pipes to humble abode, you would think that a house as smal as mine, how small you ask? Well i have to go outside to change my mind.These problems are costly but i've come up with a plan. 76'ers + and then let that ride on Orlando over 178ish. Oh happy days.This will be my 1st wager since ncaa finals.Do you think this is wise? Does your abandoned house have water? Do you think you can patch things with 1winbets? Do you think you could root for me? Is this to many questions?
    I think you and EBB are kindred spirits,,,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:

    Proto forgive me for being a tad harsh with you, i'm a mellow cat, they used to call me mellow yellow, quite right. I'm having issues with the water pipes to humble abode, you would think that a house as smal as mine, how small you ask? Well i have to go outside to change my mind.These problems are costly but i've come up with a plan. 76'ers + and then let that ride on Orlando over 178ish. Oh happy days.This will be my 1st wager since ncaa finals.Do you think this is wise? Does your abandoned house have water? Do you think you can patch things with 1winbets? Do you think you could root for me? Is this to many questions?
    I think you and EBB are kindred spirits,,,
     
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    Posted: Apr. 24, 2011 - 1:43 PM ET #833

    Im so sad ... havent done anything for easter yet and am currently wearing last nights boxers over my head.... for small added punishment i made sure i put the ass side facefirst overmy head
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    Im so sad ... havent done anything for easter yet and am currently wearing last nights boxers over my head.... for small added punishment i made sure i put the ass side facefirst overmy head
     
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    Posted: Apr. 24, 2011 - 1:43 PM ET #834

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    Posted: Apr. 24, 2011 - 11:14 PM ET #836

    Mr.Biscuits...
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    Mr.Biscuits...
     
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    Posted: Apr. 25, 2011 - 2:05 AM ET #837

    Biscuit I was rooting for you so sorry it did not work out.  I will punish myself for your bet loss.  Keep your chin up though buddy, we all lose bets even Billy Walters.

    Iwin you are a curious fellow.  I don't know if we are even friends anymore.  Iwin when I think about my past friendships that went bad, yours is right there towards the top.  What happened between us Iwin? 

    Iwin there is no need to punish yourself.  I have punished myself before and it's no fun and pointless. 

    I may be about to become a trucker.  I will drive people's goods from one spot to another, for pay.  Trucking is a fine job, and I think people will respect me for it.  The main reason I want to be a trucker though is because I don't want anyone to feel the hurt that I felt when I was beside a trucker and gave him the *honk your horn arm tug* and he ignored me.  I want to honk the horn for all the lonely people who need it.  I think that will be a great way to help society and ease my loneliness. 
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    Biscuit I was rooting for you so sorry it did not work out.  I will punish myself for your bet loss.  Keep your chin up though buddy, we all lose bets even Billy Walters.

    Iwin you are a curious fellow.  I don't know if we are even friends anymore.  Iwin when I think about my past friendships that went bad, yours is right there towards the top.  What happened between us Iwin? 

    Iwin there is no need to punish yourself.  I have punished myself before and it's no fun and pointless. 

    I may be about to become a trucker.  I will drive people's goods from one spot to another, for pay.  Trucking is a fine job, and I think people will respect me for it.  The main reason I want to be a trucker though is because I don't want anyone to feel the hurt that I felt when I was beside a trucker and gave him the *honk your horn arm tug* and he ignored me.  I want to honk the horn for all the lonely people who need it.  I think that will be a great way to help society and ease my loneliness. 
     
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    Posted: Apr. 25, 2011 - 2:06 AM ET #838

    Please give me your thoughts about becoming a trucker who gets paid for trucking.
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    Please give me your thoughts about becoming a trucker who gets paid for trucking.
     
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    Posted: Apr. 25, 2011 - 2:16 AM ET #839

    dont do it...
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    dont do it...
     
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    Posted: Apr. 25, 2011 - 5:35 AM ET #840

    Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

    Biscuit I was rooting for you so sorry it did not work out.  I will punish myself for your bet loss.  Keep your chin up though buddy, we all lose bets even Billy Walters.

    Iwin you are a curious fellow.  I don't know if we are even friends anymore.  Iwin when I think about my past friendships that went bad, yours is right there towards the top.  What happened between us Iwin? 

    Iwin there is no need to punish yourself.  I have punished myself before and it's no fun and pointless. 

    I may be about to become a trucker.  I will drive people's goods from one spot to another, for pay.  Trucking is a fine job, and I think people will respect me for it.  The main reason I want to be a trucker though is because I don't want anyone to feel the hurt that I felt when I was beside a trucker and gave him the *honk your horn arm tug* and he ignored me.  I want to honk the horn for all the lonely people who need it.  I think that will be a great way to help society and ease my loneliness. 


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    Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

    Biscuit I was rooting for you so sorry it did not work out.  I will punish myself for your bet loss.  Keep your chin up though buddy, we all lose bets even Billy Walters.

    Iwin you are a curious fellow.  I don't know if we are even friends anymore.  Iwin when I think about my past friendships that went bad, yours is right there towards the top.  What happened between us Iwin? 

    Iwin there is no need to punish yourself.  I have punished myself before and it's no fun and pointless. 

    I may be about to become a trucker.  I will drive people's goods from one spot to another, for pay.  Trucking is a fine job, and I think people will respect me for it.  The main reason I want to be a trucker though is because I don't want anyone to feel the hurt that I felt when I was beside a trucker and gave him the *honk your horn arm tug* and he ignored me.  I want to honk the horn for all the lonely people who need it.  I think that will be a great way to help society and ease my loneliness. 


     
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    Posted: Apr. 25, 2011 - 11:36 PM ET #841

    Well I woke up today,drank a cup of coffee, and felt good!  I knew that I would.  I felt good!  I knew that I would.  So good, so good, I got you *guys*.  And that makes things ok sometimes.

    I felt so good this morning that I did the camel walk around my neighborhood.  I danced like I haven't danced in 10 years since my prime.  It went kind of like this.  Look at 44 seconds into the video. 

    Camel Walk and more

    I did camel walk for 30 minutes non stop until a neighborhood kid caught me in the knee with a billy stick.  But I was movin' boys!  Shuckin and Jivin' just like the Prote of old.  Full of confidence from wowing the neighborhood with my Camel Walk, I decided to take my confidence into town.  I rented a convertible and drove with the top down.  It felt so good to ride around with no cares in the world, what's left of my hair blowing in the breeze, and a belly full of coffee. 

    I had Skid Row blaring on the radio, Youth Gone Wild, and I'm sure the women were staring at me and probably aroused.  Unfortunately for me this blissful feeling did not last.  People where I live like to shoot guns and sometimes they shoot in the air to celebrate or scare somebody off.  Well somebody must have shot a 357 hollow point into the air.  Short story short, what goes up must come down and the bullet came down and struck me in the kneecap.  Bewildered and hollering, I spun the beautiful convertible out of control and into a putt putt course.  I guess the putt putters thought I was a drunk driver so as I came spinning toward them, they unleashed blows to the head with their putters.  I got out and tried to run but it was no use.  One big man pulled me out of the car, pinned me down underneath the part of the course where the windmill spins, attached his putter to the windmill, and let physics take its course with blows to the head.  I screamed until the putt putt manager came out and made them release me. 

    I was wounded and hurt.  I threatened a to sue the putt putt establishment, but the manager back handed me and instead gave me enough tickets to buy a toy ring.  Pretty demoralizing end to a promising morning but all is fair in love and war.  By the way I did cash in the tickets for the toy ring.  It's kind of nice.

    Eyes without a face





        

     
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    Well I woke up today,drank a cup of coffee, and felt good!  I knew that I would.  I felt good!  I knew that I would.  So good, so good, I got you *guys*.  And that makes things ok sometimes.

    I felt so good this morning that I did the camel walk around my neighborhood.  I danced like I haven't danced in 10 years since my prime.  It went kind of like this.  Look at 44 seconds into the video. 

    Camel Walk and more

    I did camel walk for 30 minutes non stop until a neighborhood kid caught me in the knee with a billy stick.  But I was movin' boys!  Shuckin and Jivin' just like the Prote of old.  Full of confidence from wowing the neighborhood with my Camel Walk, I decided to take my confidence into town.  I rented a convertible and drove with the top down.  It felt so good to ride around with no cares in the world, what's left of my hair blowing in the breeze, and a belly full of coffee. 

    I had Skid Row blaring on the radio, Youth Gone Wild, and I'm sure the women were staring at me and probably aroused.  Unfortunately for me this blissful feeling did not last.  People where I live like to shoot guns and sometimes they shoot in the air to celebrate or scare somebody off.  Well somebody must have shot a 357 hollow point into the air.  Short story short, what goes up must come down and the bullet came down and struck me in the kneecap.  Bewildered and hollering, I spun the beautiful convertible out of control and into a putt putt course.  I guess the putt putters thought I was a drunk driver so as I came spinning toward them, they unleashed blows to the head with their putters.  I got out and tried to run but it was no use.  One big man pulled me out of the car, pinned me down underneath the part of the course where the windmill spins, attached his putter to the windmill, and let physics take its course with blows to the head.  I screamed until the putt putt manager came out and made them release me. 

    I was wounded and hurt.  I threatened a to sue the putt putt establishment, but the manager back handed me and instead gave me enough tickets to buy a toy ring.  Pretty demoralizing end to a promising morning but all is fair in love and war.  By the way I did cash in the tickets for the toy ring.  It's kind of nice.

    Eyes without a face





        

     
     
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    Posted: Apr. 26, 2011 - 12:40 AM ET #842

    billy Idol
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    Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

    billy Idol
    Except for White Wedding he STINKS   pew
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    Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

    billy Idol
    Except for White Wedding he STINKS   pew
     
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    Posted: Apr. 26, 2011 - 1:05 AM ET #844

    flesh

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    flesh

     
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    Posted: Apr. 26, 2011 - 1:08 AM ET #845

    relax

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    relax

     
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    onlyhuman

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    Posted: Apr. 26, 2011 - 1:11 AM ET #847

    Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

    I think you and EBB are kindred spirits,,,
    We did share the desire to chomp down on Mrs. Douglass tits. I 'm onto you MichaelPaul and you can call it what you want, i call it

    https://youtu.be/oai3ihZMCA

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    Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

    I think you and EBB are kindred spirits,,,
    We did share the desire to chomp down on Mrs. Douglass tits. I 'm onto you MichaelPaul and you can call it what you want, i call it

    https://youtu.be/oai3ihZMCA

     
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    Did you share a cell with EBB after he was incarcerated for molestation? Did you exchange DNA with him Mr. Biscuits?
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    Did you share a cell with EBB after he was incarcerated for molestation? Did you exchange DNA with him Mr. Biscuits?
     
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    [Quote: Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1] We did share the desire to chomp down on Mrs. Douglass tits. I 'm onto you MichaelPaul and you can call it what you want, i call it

    https://youtu.be/o7ai3ihZMCA

     

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    [Quote: Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1] We did share the desire to chomp down on Mrs. Douglass tits. I 'm onto you MichaelPaul and you can call it what you want, i call it

    https://youtu.be/o7ai3ihZMCA

     

     
     
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    Posted: Apr. 26, 2011 - 1:24 AM ET #850

    ok...that really sucked...next...
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    ok...that really sucked...next...
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