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#1
Is anything brewing in your crazy mind ? If so, please share. I need new tires for my car. 
MR BATOR - Covers brothers needs a CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
chargers, and buy yourself a new pair of tires.
Posted:
#16
Quote Originally Posted by TRAIN69:
Bator.....should I parlay the Bengals ml, Raiders ml and GB under?
Are parlays good bets?
Where do babies come from?
How did Dave Wannstadt keep his job so long?
How will Bill Stewart cost WV their bowl game?
I'm thinking about parlaying NE/Philly/Dallas on the ML? Sure thing?
By showing up!
Posted:
#21
Quote Originally Posted by XhuegoX:
Mr. Bator's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Mr. Bator counted to infinity - twice.
Mr. Bator does not sleep. He waits.
Mr. Bator was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
Mr. Bator can speak braille.
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Mr. Bator's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Mr. Bator owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
If you spell Mr. Bator wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Patrick Willis?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Mr. Bator puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Mr. Bator once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
Mr. Bator can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Mr. Bator died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Mr. Bator
Once a cobra bit Mr. Bator's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Mr. Bator can delete the Recycling Bin.
Mr. Bator can slam revolving doors.
Superman owns a pair of Mr. Bator pajamas.
Mr. Bator doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Mr. Bator can kill two stones with one bird.
Mr. Bator can build a snowman out of rain.
Mr. Bator's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Mr. Bator counted to infinity - twice.
Mr. Bator does not sleep. He waits.
Mr. Bator was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
Mr. Bator can speak braille.
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Mr. Bator's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Mr. Bator owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
If you spell Mr. Bator wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Patrick Willis?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Mr. Bator puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Mr. Bator once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
Mr. Bator can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Mr. Bator died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Mr. Bator
Once a cobra bit Mr. Bator's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Mr. Bator can delete the Recycling Bin.
Mr. Bator can slam revolving doors.
Superman owns a pair of Mr. Bator pajamas.
Mr. Bator doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Mr. Bator can kill two stones with one bird.
Mr. Bator can build a snowman out of rain.
Haha this was some funny ass shit.. Good work. Almost tend to agree with some haha
Posted:
#25
Quote Originally Posted by TRAIN69:
Bator.....should I parlay the Bengals ml, Raiders ml and GB under?
Are parlays good bets?
Where do babies come from?
How did Dave Wannstadt keep his job so long?
How will Bill Stewart cost WV their bowl game?
I'm thinking about parlaying NE/Philly/Dallas on the ML? Sure thing?
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