Posted:
#76
giant 
TO THE BANK
Posted:
#80
Quote Originally Posted by jeopardy:
hanks, if they know how to use f5 button, they wouldn't complaint. your jokes are really cool, i copied and forwarded them to my buddies and the whole world is happy.... laughter is the best medicine besides PuckU's picks of course..
and while we f5 in here he posts a new thread for the pics......don't know where he's going to post we should let it die and after the pics talk it up all we want.....just my opinion since he gets the call so close to tip to call bookies
Freedom road was a one-way street
Posted:
#81
I know everyone is waiting for the pick, but just a couple of jokes, since we have about 20 min.
Why did God give women a belly button? So there's a place to stash your gum on the way down.
A tour bus traveling through Nevada drove by the Mustang Ranch. The guide noted, "We are now passing the largest house of prostitution in America." To which a male passenger shouted, "Why?"
A mother asked her daughter what she wanted for her birthday. The little girl replied, "I want a Barbie and G.I. Joe."
"G.I. Joe?" the mother asked. "I thought Barbie comes with Ken." The daughter replied, "No, she comes with G.I. Joe. She fakes it with ken."
Why are there no smart husbands? Smart men don't get married.
Posted:
#85
A woman was shaking
out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind
blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What
a way to die."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his
arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you
screw?" he asked.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was
caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed
in panic.
"person!" he said, and dropped her.
Posted:
#88
Anyone care for a funny joke?
Here one:
An alcoholic was forced by his wife to come in to see their family doctor. The doctor lectured him for about 30 minutes about how bad alcohol/liquor was and ask him to quit. Then the doctor bring out a bucket of alcohol/liquor and a bucket of fresh water and a strong healthy young cow.
Then the doctor lets the cow pick one of the 2 buckets, the cow picked the freshwater bucket and drank a good portion of the water. then the doctor turned to the couple and say, "see, even the cow chose the water."
Then the guy (husband) shake his head and tell his wife, "see, this doctor is so stupid just like the cow."
GL guys
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