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Hey guys. I timed it.

Last i drove from Staples Center to Las Vegas it took exactly 2 hours and 45 minutes. Thats going a a variable of 80 to 95 mph though.

In the time it took Mr. Bator to do his write-up, i could've drove to Vegas, banged a $800 hooker at the Bunny Ranch, and got back to Los Angeles just in time for some late night snackin' at Tommy's Burgers.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by HappyKane:

Okay. Finally. Half-time.

Good timing. Cupcakes almost done and i'm going to start dyeing the eggs. Who's with me?

I like this guy

 
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Its Ok, down only 9 at half. I advocated the play as well, nothing wrong with that. Look for the Jazz come out strong in the 2H.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by MrBator:

 

 

I've been on the losing end of numerous recent Jazz/Lakers games in L.A. (mostly in the playoffs), always going down to defeat with Utah, so I'm not going crazy here.  As of now I have a total of 11 units risked. 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Mastabat0r:

Do we fade bator even larger or settle for the easy cash?
Ban this  alias dork?
 
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Posted: #306
Lakers are a cold, hard, dirty, rusted shut lock. No way the Lakers fail to cover the spread...
 
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Jazz second half
 
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Quote Originally Posted by HappyKane:

Hey guys. I timed it.

Last i drove from Staples Center to Las Vegas it took exactly 2 hours and 45 minutes. Thats going a a variable of 80 to 95 mph though.

In the time it took Mr. Bator to do his write-up, i could've drove to Vegas, banged a $800 hooker at the Bunny Ranch, and got back to Los Angeles just in time for some late night snackin' at Tommy's Burgers.

And then i timed it again. It took me almost exactly 6 hours to get from Las Vegas to Salt Lake City.

Which reminds me of a funny story. Long story short, i almost got killed in Provo.

 
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So the Jazz are down 4 or 5 points (depending on your line) for the cover and the game has been ruled over?


I took the Jazz at +4.5 and feel more then confident in the 2nd half.


 
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give it a rest, everyone loses.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by crowndaking:



LAL will lose its chip on its shoulder after this one tonight; this Jazz team will win tonight outright. The Lakers lost so much by trading Ariza for Artest--a difference measured not only in lack of offensive production but also the loss of someone who pressed Kobe to bring his A game every night knowing that he would have to match Ariza's offensive output and not be dwarfed; really there was a good synergy between these two; LAL really miss the 3 ball shooting and Artest good defense notwithstanding the Jazz will pull away late with the better talent, hunger, and energy; the best play will be to take LAL first half.


LAL 1st half = winner
Jazz 2nd half will winner

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Jim_Tressel:

So the Jazz are down 4 or 5 points (depending on your line) for the cover and the game has been ruled over?


I took the Jazz at +4.5 and feel more then confident in the 2nd half.




Totally
 
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If anyone is in need of cheap hookers in Las Vegas, just PM me.
 
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The Jazz will LOSE by double digits if they continue to foul the Lakers. 4 fouls in 4 minutes....the Jazz will be in the penalty by the 6:30 mark. The Jazz are a lazy bunch on defense.

 

 

 
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there goes another foul
 
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I also sell Viagra & Cialis at a rate of 5/$60.

I've almost enough capital to open my cupcake business. I'm going legit.

I just don't have what it takes to be a professional sports handicapper, gambler nor pimp.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by HappyKane:

If anyone is in need of cheap hookers in Las Vegas, just PM me.

Im in New York right now, how much would it cost to send one over?

 
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What was the halftime lines anyways?

I was busy dyeing the eggs.

 
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Utah looks like they are scared
 
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Quote Originally Posted by HappyKane:

What was the halftime lines anyways?

I was busy dyeing the eggs.

my mom got arrested on Easter last year, it was fuckin hilarious

 
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can the total hit 204 ?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Mastabat0r:

All this hype so people can go broke, covers is priceless

Sad but true cause alot of people most likely tailed after reading this book of a write up and arrogance to add....But I hope the jazz come back on make the cover.
 
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If so I hope it is 104 to 100
 
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 bol to anyone who bet the jazz, I did not bet this game...but i'd never want to risk money on them on the road. At home, completely different story. In the deron williams era so far, they suck on the road and play no defense, but at home, they light it up.
 
 
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Lakers are a stonecold lock...
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