Do You Want to See a Dead Body?

BOMMMMMMMM

Pedal to the metal!!!!

LET'S GO!!!

Jordan Lawlar just took Lodolo deep for two. Arizona 3-0 in the second

@LVTruck

GRIP IT & FKN RIP IT. 

All right, gentlemen  man on second and Nick is still having issues with his command. This is where we’ve got to fucking smash him. Find some grass and make him pay right here.

LFG!!!!

PU$HHHH.

Man on third, one out. Broken-bat sac fly gets it done. We need that insurance right here. Come on, boys  one time for the good guys.

FOR THE GOOD GUY$. 

Keep smashing!!!!!

Come DBacks do it for the great Secretariat wire to wire no sweat even in the  desert.

There it is  4-0 Arizona.

That’s exactly the insurance run we wanted. Through two innings, Arizona has 5 hits, 4 runs, a homer, a walk and 3 steals, while E-Rod has given up 0 hits and 0 runs.

9 OUT$

IT STARTS HERE.

LFG.

Lodolo is already around 56 pitches, Arizona has made him work, created traffic and got the insurance run we wanted.

Now forget the 4-0 cushion. No lead is safe in Major League Baseball.

E-Rod, give us a clean fucking zero right here. No walks, no free traffic….One time for the good guys

QUICK OUT$.

6 OUT$ AWAY & THRU DE LA CRUZ.

BIG. 

Now forget the 4-0 cushion. No lead is safe in Major League Baseball.

Ide take that cushion allllll dayyyyy....lo.....

All right, boys, this is where we need a little traffic. He’s around 60 pitches now, and we’ve shown all night that we can hit this kid. Let’s find some fucking grass and keep the pressure on.

Send some cashapp bro. I need beer money, runnin low

Yeah, I can’t send Cash App anymore because Covers gets all pissy about that shit. But good news …can send you a link to a site that’ll loan you $1,000 at a very reasonable 42% interest. 

I’ll send that right over.

FINI$H THEM.

First and second, runner in scoring position. Come on, boys  one time for the good guys. Find some fucking grass right here and bring one home.