Do You Want to See a Dead Body?

@TheBoogeyman931

Nine-pitch inning. E-Rod, take your fucking shirt off, kid. 

$PEED ON THE BA$E$.

@LuckyGuy

LFG.

There we fucking go. One out, free baserunner, pressure on Lodolo

find some motherfucking grass. Gap, bloop, line drive

GRA$$$$. 

Time to dominate wire to wire no sweat  just like Secratariat did to win the triple crown

Arizona immediately does exactly what we wanted against Lodolo Carroll walks, steals second, Moreno brings him home with the RBI single. Arizona 1-0.

LFG TRUCK.

OUT$.

LFG PITCH. 

All right, we scratched one across and created a little traffic. Look at that ball-to-strike ratio he is not exactly screaming command right now. But forget all that for a minute. We need one clean fucking zero right here.

Two outs, man on first, 26 pitches this is where E-Rod just needs to finish the fkn inning.

@LVTruck

LFG ONETIME

STFU BOB 

Im Fucked up LV let's go D BACKS

ZER0.

GRIP IT & RIP IT.

Good. Two innings, 33 pitches, and he kept the zero on the board. Not as clean as that nine pitch first, but he bent without breaking.

The walk is the thing I don’t love, because that’s exactly what we wanted to avoid. But 33 pitches through two is still completely manageable.

Now I want Arizona to make Lodolo work again. Another 20 pitch inning from him would be sexy as fuck 

@countrybob

 You're drinking BOB 

You deserve to have a couple of cocktails after that tornado took that bigass tree out of your front lawn and dropped it on top of your garage anyway. Salute

PU$HHH.

I don’t know what’s going to happen in this game, but I know one thing  Nick Lodolo is fucking struggling with balls and strikes right now.

Arizona’s got another free baserunner.

@LVTruck

 Heavily 

Man on second. Find some motherfucking grass right here. That’s it.