Do You Want to See a Dead Body?

FINI$H THEM.

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BOOM.

1-0 GOOD GUY$. 

LFG TRUCK.

THAT$ HOW YOU FINI$H THAT TICKET OFF.

CA$H IT. 

Keep squeezing!!! We wanna see a dead body!!!

I’m keeping the dead body thread rolling through the weekend. Very simple Saturday and Sunday.

Perfect. Sweep. Let’s keep it right here on Covers, because at this point I really do want to see a dead body

@LVTruck

 CRU$H THE FKN BOOK$.

LFG. 

LET$ $EAL THE FKN DEAL.

Good idea to keep this thread thru the weekend.

We are going to fkn

CRU$H THEM. 

Back to the scheduled broadcast though.

FINI$H THEM.

E-Rod is still out there at 99 pitches with a six-run cushion Take your fucking shirt off, bro. What the fuck.

THE HANDICAP HIM$ELF. 

They pulled E-Rod at 99 pitches. Bro, thank you so fucking much. The new semester for medical school starts, and that’s fucking huge for me. Thank you, sir, for cooperating tonight. Amazing game.

I’ll run his final box score numbers later this evening, but man, he pitched an absolute fucking gem.

QUICK OUT$.

LFG.

Eduardo Rodriguez final line 5.2 IP, 4 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 2 BB, 4 K, 99 pitches, 63 strikes.

He left with Arizona up 6-0 and finished with a 63.6% strike rate. He had a couple stressful spots but never allowed Cincinnati to turn the traffic into damage.

His season ERA drops from 2.71 to about 2.61.

After all the xERA regression talk this afternoon, tonight he basically told us to shove the spreadsheet up our ass.

5.2 scoreless. Absolute gem.

@LVTruck

 POETIC. 

I mean, I’m already in a positive cash flow situation no matter what happens from here, but I’ve got enough attached to the Arizona full game that I absolutely need this one finished. Full game is my oxygen right now.

6 OUT$ FROM THE

FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHT$

$WEEEEEP. 

$TART TO FINI$H BRO.

There we fucking go. 7-0 Arizona

$TUFF THE FKN CRU$T. 

FINI$H THEMMM.

Never enough runs but I'm

LOCKED TF IN ON OUT$

LET$ GO.