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    You ever had a consecutive run of bad dates?

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    Posted: Jan. 6, 2011 - 4:02 PM ET #51

    What kind of chick calls you "baby" on the first date. 
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    What kind of chick calls you "baby" on the first date. 
     
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    Posted: Jan. 6, 2011 - 4:48 PM ET #52

    Yep everyday for 10 years from the first day I meet my ex till the day she walked out and I changed the locks with in a split sec don't think the door was fully closed yet and they were changed after that its been GREAT
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    Yep everyday for 10 years from the first day I meet my ex till the day she walked out and I changed the locks with in a split sec don't think the door was fully closed yet and they were changed after that its been GREAT
     
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    Posted: Jan. 6, 2011 - 4:52 PM ET #53

    Quote Originally Posted by HutchEmAll:

    What kind of chick calls you "baby" on the first date. 

    What you never heard of the girls that are into the mother shit . They make the guy dress up like a baby in a diaper and all best part is the breast feeding

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    Quote Originally Posted by HutchEmAll:

    What kind of chick calls you "baby" on the first date. 

    What you never heard of the girls that are into the mother shit . They make the guy dress up like a baby in a diaper and all best part is the breast feeding

     
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    Posted: Jan. 6, 2011 - 4:54 PM ET #54

    Quote Originally Posted by jerseykingpin:

    What you never heard of the girls that are into the mother shit . They make the guy dress up like a baby in a diaper and all best part is the breast feeding

    The only place I've seen someone call someone "baby" on the first date was on an episode of "Blind Date."

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    Quote Originally Posted by jerseykingpin:

    What you never heard of the girls that are into the mother shit . They make the guy dress up like a baby in a diaper and all best part is the breast feeding

    The only place I've seen someone call someone "baby" on the first date was on an episode of "Blind Date."

     
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    Posted: Jan. 6, 2011 - 5:49 PM ET #55

    If you dont do weed, you did the right thing... there is nothing worse then your house smelling of weed smoke and you arent high...

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    If you dont do weed, you did the right thing... there is nothing worse then your house smelling of weed smoke and you arent high...

     
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    Posted: Jan. 6, 2011 - 6:31 PM ET #56

    A joint ?! A fucking joint?! Are you that up tight ? Holy shit.. You really handled that well. If you didn't like fucking her and having a bitch who isn't needy and chill. Wow. Do you hate the smell of weed or something? There is nothing wrong with a lil pot, beer and alchohol is worse and you're fine with that. Don't you regret the way you handled that situation? The chick sounded pretty awesome to me.. is she still single
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    A joint ?! A fucking joint?! Are you that up tight ? Holy shit.. You really handled that well. If you didn't like fucking her and having a bitch who isn't needy and chill. Wow. Do you hate the smell of weed or something? There is nothing wrong with a lil pot, beer and alchohol is worse and you're fine with that. Don't you regret the way you handled that situation? The chick sounded pretty awesome to me.. is she still single
     
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    Posted: Jan. 7, 2011 - 2:22 AM ET #57

    Quote Originally Posted by Ravens101:


    Good point Kaponofor, i guess i am a fuddy duddy. The real bitch of it is, ive been on the rebound for a good while now looking for a long term thing with a chick i guess i just dont want the "one" being a weed smoker or some drug addict. Imagine what SALTY would of done if he was in my shoes.... 

    Man there are alot of girls like Gretchen. As soon as I read the name Gretchen I knew it was not going to turn out good in one way or another...LOL

     

    And me personally would have been one happy camper if I was in your shoes in case #2

    I mean she is DTF and she has her own smoke. She is a keeper, or at least deserves a spot on the team.

    I love these girls cause a night with them is rolling blunts, getting blazed, then pounding that ass. And you always have an in with them cause all you have to say is hey Justine, do you want to smoke? "AKA fuck"

    I just got back from Texas after 3 years and have a girl just like your Justine gal here in Arkansas. She is a waitress who dates girls but somehow she has given me a pass. Overall she is an idiot but I just cant get away from that good puss and our smoking bond. Hell if I have ever been out, I can always count on her having smoke. She is a permanent fixture on the side

     

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    Good point Kaponofor, i guess i am a fuddy duddy. The real bitch of it is, ive been on the rebound for a good while now looking for a long term thing with a chick i guess i just dont want the "one" being a weed smoker or some drug addict. Imagine what SALTY would of done if he was in my shoes.... 

    Man there are alot of girls like Gretchen. As soon as I read the name Gretchen I knew it was not going to turn out good in one way or another...LOL

     

    And me personally would have been one happy camper if I was in your shoes in case #2

    I mean she is DTF and she has her own smoke. She is a keeper, or at least deserves a spot on the team.

    I love these girls cause a night with them is rolling blunts, getting blazed, then pounding that ass. And you always have an in with them cause all you have to say is hey Justine, do you want to smoke? "AKA fuck"

    I just got back from Texas after 3 years and have a girl just like your Justine gal here in Arkansas. She is a waitress who dates girls but somehow she has given me a pass. Overall she is an idiot but I just cant get away from that good puss and our smoking bond. Hell if I have ever been out, I can always count on her having smoke. She is a permanent fixture on the side

     

     
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    Posted: Jan. 7, 2011 - 2:27 AM ET #58

    Quote Originally Posted by dopalicous:

    SALTY would have hit it....

    Yeah I would roll up a blunt and cigar that box like Bill Clinton and light it up

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    Quote Originally Posted by dopalicous:

    SALTY would have hit it....

    Yeah I would roll up a blunt and cigar that box like Bill Clinton and light it up

     
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    Posted: Jan. 7, 2011 - 2:29 AM ET #59

    And Ravens based on your recent luck I see in your future you being set up on a blind date with a girl named Gladys.

    Dont do it!!!!!!!!!!!

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    And Ravens based on your recent luck I see in your future you being set up on a blind date with a girl named Gladys.

    Dont do it!!!!!!!!!!!

     
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    Posted: Jan. 7, 2011 - 2:56 AM ET #60

    Quote Originally Posted by jerseykingpin:

    What you never heard of the girls that are into the mother shit . They make the guy dress up like a baby in a diaper and all best part is the breast feeding

    I saw a episode of that topic I think it was on HBO in that Real Sex series. Yeah pretty funny stuff with the role playing of the guy in a diaper and being treated like a baby. I assumed that was more some sick guys idea with issues. Kinda like I dont think 2girlsin1cup was the 2 girls idea.

    I think that same episode had another segment where people had horse fetishes. And I dont mean beastiality. I mean wearing horse gear and prancing around like a horse before they screw. And the funny part was the people into it had long tails that the end was ass dildo so it would stay....LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by jerseykingpin:

    What you never heard of the girls that are into the mother shit . They make the guy dress up like a baby in a diaper and all best part is the breast feeding

    I saw a episode of that topic I think it was on HBO in that Real Sex series. Yeah pretty funny stuff with the role playing of the guy in a diaper and being treated like a baby. I assumed that was more some sick guys idea with issues. Kinda like I dont think 2girlsin1cup was the 2 girls idea.

    I think that same episode had another segment where people had horse fetishes. And I dont mean beastiality. I mean wearing horse gear and prancing around like a horse before they screw. And the funny part was the people into it had long tails that the end was ass dildo so it would stay....LOL

     
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    Posted: Jan. 7, 2011 - 3:43 AM ET #61

    Quote Originally Posted by SALTY:

    I saw a episode of that topic I think it was on HBO in that Real Sex series. Yeah pretty funny stuff with the role playing of the guy in a diaper and being treated like a baby. I assumed that was more some sick guys idea with issues. Kinda like I dont think 2girlsin1cup was the 2 girls idea.

    I think that same episode had another segment where people had horse fetishes. And I dont mean beastiality. I mean wearing horse gear and prancing around like a horse before they screw. And the funny part was the people into it had long tails that the end was ass dildo so it would stay....LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by SALTY:

    I saw a episode of that topic I think it was on HBO in that Real Sex series. Yeah pretty funny stuff with the role playing of the guy in a diaper and being treated like a baby. I assumed that was more some sick guys idea with issues. Kinda like I dont think 2girlsin1cup was the 2 girls idea.

    I think that same episode had another segment where people had horse fetishes. And I dont mean beastiality. I mean wearing horse gear and prancing around like a horse before they screw. And the funny part was the people into it had long tails that the end was ass dildo so it would stay....LOL

     
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    Posted: Jan. 7, 2011 - 2:58 PM ET #62

    Quote Originally Posted by SALTY:

    And Ravens based on your recent luck I see in your future you being set up on a blind date with a girl named Gladys.

    Dont do it!!!!!!!!!!!



    Always good to see you around SALTY.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SALTY:

    And Ravens based on your recent luck I see in your future you being set up on a blind date with a girl named Gladys.

    Dont do it!!!!!!!!!!!



    Always good to see you around SALTY.
     
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    Posted: Jan. 7, 2011 - 3:28 PM ET #63

    Mind boggling this guy just hit the jackpot and is calling it a bad date.

    HOW THE FUCK IS NUMBER 2 A BAD DATE.  Yes I typed in caps that is a dream date for most of us on here.

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    Mind boggling this guy just hit the jackpot and is calling it a bad date.

    HOW THE FUCK IS NUMBER 2 A BAD DATE.  Yes I typed in caps that is a dream date for most of us on here.

     
     
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    Posted: Jan. 7, 2011 - 3:45 PM ET #64

    any gal who is into 'your' thing whatever it is is a keeper on some level..
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    any gal who is into 'your' thing whatever it is is a keeper on some level..
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