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#26
One for people familiar with the Simpsons
Donald trump is what would happen if homer and mr burns were combined into one character
Time out for a little frivolity....
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#28
While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Donald Trump and his role as the Republican Nominee for President. The old farmer said, " Well, as I see it, Donald Trump is like a 'Post Tortoise'.'' Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post tortoise' was. The old farmer said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a tortoise balanced on top, that's a post tortoise." The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb behind put him up there to begin with."
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#32
Tony Bianchi, manager of Halloween Adventure in the East Village,Manhattan say's Donald Trump is stomping Hillary Clinton in Halloween sales.........
The store’s mouth-agape Billionaire Tycoon latex mask for $29.99 is outselling Clinton faces 40 to 1, he said.
I’ve had to reorder the Trump wig at least three times in the last month,” said Kodi Hadrick, 28, manager of Abacadabra in the Flatiron District.
The store’s mouth-agape Billionaire Tycoon latex mask for $29.99 is outselling Clinton faces 40 to 1, he said.
I’ve had to reorder the Trump wig at least three times in the last month,” said Kodi Hadrick, 28, manager of Abacadabra in the Flatiron District.
Trump’s strange ’do has outsold Hillary’s blond bob 4 to 1.
But, people are more eager buy Clinton’s face than Trump’s on the store’s presidential nominee toilet paper...
Looks like more people would rather have Trumps face on their Halloween mask and Hillary's face on there toilet paper.
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#33
Quote Originally Posted by 165yds:
Please stop.
Please stop.
Jeez ... lighten up...
Why do you always seem so unhappy and negative?
It's weird how there are people that are so serious and crazy that they can't just relax and have a good time. Some of the jokes are just silly while others are insightful like this one.
“Donald Trump is the weak man's vision of a strong man.”
--Charles Cooke
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#37
Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaSlim:
Tony Bianchi, manager of Halloween Adventure in the East Village,Manhattan say's Donald Trump is stomping Hillary Clinton in Halloween sales.........
The store’s mouth-agape Billionaire Tycoon latex mask for $29.99 is outselling Clinton faces 40 to 1, he said.
I’ve had to reorder the Trump wig at least three times in the last month,” said Kodi Hadrick, 28, manager of Abacadabra in the Flatiron District.
Tony Bianchi, manager of Halloween Adventure in the East Village,Manhattan say's Donald Trump is stomping Hillary Clinton in Halloween sales.........
The store’s mouth-agape Billionaire Tycoon latex mask for $29.99 is outselling Clinton faces 40 to 1, he said.
I’ve had to reorder the Trump wig at least three times in the last month,” said Kodi Hadrick, 28, manager of Abacadabra in the Flatiron District.
Trump’s strange ’do has outsold Hillary’s blond bob 4 to 1.
But, people are more eager buy Clinton’s face than Trump’s on the store’s presidential nominee toilet paper...
Looks like more people would rather have Trumps face on their Halloween mask and Hillary's face on there toilet paper.
Halloween costume mask seems to always predicts the winner.
Going back to Dukakis/GHWBush According to Easley's Fun Shop in central Phoenix "Back in the day when there was Dukakis, we didn't sell one (mask). We threw them all in the trash!"....said owner Carol Easley.
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#39
Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaSlim:
Halloween costume mask seems to always predicts the winner.
Going back to Dukakis/GHWBush According to Easley's Fun Shop in central Phoenix "Back in the day when there was Dukakis, we didn't sell one (mask). We threw them all in the trash!"....said owner Carol Easley.
Halloween costume mask seems to always predicts the winner.
Going back to Dukakis/GHWBush According to Easley's Fun Shop in central Phoenix "Back in the day when there was Dukakis, we didn't sell one (mask). We threw them all in the trash!"....said owner Carol Easley.
I wouldn't put a lot into the mask trend this year since we have the first woman candidate.... Sales of her mask would probably go up if it came with a pantsuit to complete the costume... Or a prison jumpsuit, that would fly off the shelves. I'm pretty sure I just gave 80% of this forum their Halloween costume idea.
You're welcome 
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#43
Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Jorgan:
(crickets)
(crickets)
We just have a different sense of humor. Your jokes are these long winded set ups that if you were telling in person, people would have s glazed look waiting for the mildly funny punch line resulting in a mild but forced chuckle if anything.
And my sense of humor is... not that 
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