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A 30-second television ad on Tuesday in Ohio and Pennsylvania showing a young African-American actress struggling with promoting Hillary Clinton’s honesty and trustworthiness to millennial and minority voters.


"There is so much at stake in this election, and that’s why I’m supporting Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton is honest and trustworthy and… Can we cut?” she says as she interrupts the shoot.

"What's the problem?" the director asks.

“I can’t say these words,” the woman says. “I just don’t believe what I’m saying."

The director says, "but you're an actress."

"I'm not that good of an actress," the woman says before walking off the set. “Honest and trustworthy… give me a break.”




(An anti-Hillary Clinton super pac released the ad..)

 
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 "Donald Trump has come out in favor of shutting down Planned Parenthood. However, experts say, if he really wants Planned Parenthood to go under he should turn it into a Trump property."–Conan O"Brien
 
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Planned Parenthood was designed by Sanger who wanted to eliminate the black race.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by darkhorse12:

 "Donald Trump has come out in favor of shutting down Planned Parenthood. However, experts say, if he really wants Planned Parenthood to go under he should turn it into a Trump property."–Conan O"Brien


 
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"Take a tic-tac and grab them by the p*ssy is the closest thing to a  plan Donald Trump has described this entire election"    -Samantha Bee


 
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"Hillary Clinton is putting on a little weight. She'd better be careful. If she gains 10 more pounds, Bill's going to start hitting on her."
                                                               ~David Letterman
 
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Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaSlim:

"Hillary Clinton is putting on a little weight. She'd better be careful. If she gains 10 more pounds, Bill's going to start hitting on her."
                                                               ~David Letterman

 
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Quote Originally Posted by sundance:

Planned Parenthood was designed by Sanger who wanted to eliminate the black race.

Relax... why so serious?  it's a joke sorta...

I saw this racist joke on the internet but then saw this racist joke on tv, and then the racist joke was in the newspaper,  so even though everyone has heard the joke before,  I will tell it anyways. 

Here is the racist joke...  Donald trump lol
 
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Quote Originally Posted by BWS77:

"Take a tic-tac and grab them by the p*ssy is the closest thing to a  plan Donald Trump has described this entire election"    -Samantha Bee




Oh the liberal faux outrage...It was just Trump at his bombastic best....Tell me....What male can get away with grabbing a female by the box without getting smacked in the face, (or worse)?

And the liberals believe that he really did something like that....Give me a break.....It was just dumb talk between two red blooded males on a bus.
 
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Slow down turbo,  cool your jets.  Everyone is joking around and having a good time and not getting all emotional and crazy and you....well... bless your heart... you're doing what you know... 

Laugh, ease up, relax... 

Here's another joke. 

“Here's the thing about Donald Trump: he never apologizes; he's never wrong no matter what crazy thing he says. He's the white Kanye.”?Bill Maher

This is both funny and accurate lol
 
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hah ha;

it's almost funny

 
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Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaSlim:

"Hillary Clinton is putting on a little weight. She'd better be careful. If she gains 10 more pounds, Bill's going to start hitting on her."
                                                               ~David Letterman

Hahahahha! 
 
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Oh the liberal faux outrage...It was just Trump at his bombastic best....Tell me....What male can get away with grabbing a female by the box without getting smacked in the face, (or worse)?

And the liberals believe that he really did something like that....Give me a break.....It was just dumb talk between two red blooded males on a bus.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6cxNR9ML8k


 
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Quote Originally Posted by JimmyDrizzl:


.Tell me....What male can get away with grabbing a female by the box without getting smacked in the face, (or worse)?



The time out is over   ...

So,I'll tell you....   better yet I'll show you you..... what male can do that without getting smacked in the face ....


One man talked smack about grabbing p***y.
This groper actually grabbed it.


Here .....>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnMq_cVuSD8


 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6cxNR9ML8k



Lol he just doesn't get.  His whole logic asking who grabs women's crotches with no consequence and the answer is no one. 

So by that logic Deceptive Donald was lying.  He called is locker room talk and he is basically the type of guy that lies about his conquests to try to impress people. 

The thing with trump is that he wouldn't pay to score, he would just pay the woman to tell others that he scored to boost his image and ego and then send her away so that he can masturbate because with his enormous ego, autosexuality allows him to saving himself for the person in the world he loves the most, maybe perhaps the only person in the world he truly loves 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaSlim:

"Hillary Clinton is putting on a little weight. She'd better be careful. If she gains 10 more pounds, Bill's going to start hitting on her."
                                                               ~David Letterman

 
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Trump: Sleazy used car salesman. His supporters: suckers.

9/17/2015

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At this point, it's hard to imagine anyone being excited about Trump's candidacy who is not a complete sucker. My brilliant brother Phillip pointed out that he's like a used car salesman.


Trump Motors

Trump: Welcome to Trump Motors, I'm the owner here. Are you looking for a brand new pre-owned dream-of-a-ride? I have got the car for you. Boy, it'll really make your head spin.

Car Shopper: What type of car is it?

Trump: A terrific car. Huge!

Car Shopper: I was looking for something small: a compact.

Trump: It will be the smallest car you've ever seen. You'll be able to fit it into your pocket.

Car Shopper: Well, I still want it to be safe.

Trump: I'm the safest person you've ever seen, believe me. Trust me,  I sell cars. I own this dealership. You think I don't know cars? You know what we used to say in my house? Safety first. My mother got that from the Bible, my favorite book of all time.

Car Shopper: I need a 4-door because my wife and I have a baby coming.

Trump: Children are spectacular.  I once knew a kid who was a real rock star. Kids are little and terrifically young. It's a shame how I'm the only car dealer who loves children. Really terrible.

Car Shopper: Could we look around a little?

Trump: Come on. I've been selling cars for years. I have 6 billboards on highway 101 alone. I'm not even saying that to brag. I'm really rich. You think I got here by not knowing my cars. The other car dealers are so jealous it's embarrassing, but I'm not mad. So, I'll need you to sign here and bring me $31,000 cash before the end of the day.

Car Shopper: But I haven't even seen the car yet. 

Trump: Only a loser would show you the car before you bought it. Do you want your car dealer to be a loser. 

Car Shopper: Well, no...

Trump: Sign here. 

(Car Shopper signs)

Trump: You are the smartest guy, believe me. You are one of the best people. Some people want to look at a car before they buy it, but that's just what all the big car dealers are always doing. Showing you the car and you test drive it, then you get totally screwed. I wouldn't do that. I'm already rich. I don't even need your money.  I'm not saying that as a brag, but you wouldn't  have even been looking for a car if it wasn't for me. Now you can drive instead of walking, which was just terrible, by the way.

Car Shopper: Well I had a car...

Trump: You call that a car? Wait till you see the new one, just go get that moolah, and you'll be living like me: in luxury.

Car Shopper:  I can't wait to see it! I just am so sick of the new crap car dealerships have sold me in the past. I mean, I've always seen the car, and driven it, and did a Carfax on it before I bought it, but those guys completely screwed me. It's time for something different. Where's the nearest Check-into-Cash? 


 
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Quote Originally Posted by dl36:


I saw this racist joke on the internet but then saw this racist joke on tv, and then the racist joke was in the newspaper,  so even though everyone has heard the joke before,  I will tell it anyways. 

Here is the racist joke...  Donald trump lol

There's some decent  jokes in this thread ... and then there's this ^^^

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HRC and the Pope are sharing a stage in NY in front of thousands of people.

The Pope leans into Hillary and says "do you now that with one wave of my hand I can make this crowd ecstatic with joy? This joy will not be temporary, but will be remembered for the rest of their lives"

HRC says to the Pope, with some skepticism "show me"

The Pope reaches out and backhands Hillary, knocking her off the stage.
The crowd roars with approval 
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HRC is elected president, and on the first night in the White House she realizes ghosts of presidents past come and visit all new presidents.

On the first night she is visited by George Washington, and she asks him "How can I best serve this country", to which George responds "never tell a lie." HRC says that she will try.

On the second night Thomas Jefferson appears, and HRC asks him how she can best serve her country, to which he replies "listen to the people." Hillary says that she can do that.

On the 3rd night Abe Lincoln appears, and again Hillary asks how she can best serve her country. Abe responds "go see a play" 

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Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Jorgan:


There's some decent  jokes in this thread ... and then there's this ^^^


Obsessed much?  Lol

Lighten up.  When I saw it the first time it was funny. Maybe what bothers you is that it is so flexible that it can be applied to certain people beyond trump.  Weird that you are the only one that took exception to it. 

Funny how that works 
 
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Hopefully Hugh doesn't take this one personally.

"Donald Trump had a meltdown about what a great temperament he has. It was like watching someone carve 'I'm not a psycho' into their arm." –Bill Maher on the first presidential debate

Werid how that one works 
 
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I had to read a long thread in the penalty box started by Slim to understand the dynamics at play between dl36 and Hugh.........bad blood. Please stay out of box until after election day boys.
 
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Yeah I don't know what happened to hugh.   He just became unglued when he went over the deep end. As for me I just come on here for good discussion and find Alot of what people post as entertaining.  I have nothing against Hugh or anyone for that matter, 

Never get why people get so upset over what someone posts on a website 

 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Jorgan:

HRC and the Pope are sharing a stage in NY in front of thousands of people.

The Pope leans into Hillary and says "do you now that with one wave of my hand I can make this crowd ecstatic with joy? This joy will not be temporary, but will be remembered for the rest of their lives"

HRC says to the Pope, with some skepticism "show me"

The Pope reaches out and backhands Hillary, knocking her off the stage.
The crowd roars with approval 


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