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    michaelpaul1
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    Posted: Jun. 30, 2011 - 11:22 PM ET #1326

    Quote Originally Posted by spockgato:

    dangerous predicaments ,
    i'm staying awake in the late A.M . medicated with the pistol in
    my right hand
    shiny and new ,
    it's by my side , glued
    to the finger with the trigger
    having pressure applied
    violence in my eyes man i'm ready to die
    expecting demise
    reflecting on times
    better than the current
    mental edge gone dead , desolate , all this urine
    in my jeans ,
    soaking the couch ,
    boner in my holster and it's poking out
    hopeless now ,
    busty brunettes working behind the counter
    my thoughts race vividly i imagine
    the bangin' ,
    the laughter ,
    she had a fat ass and that's what i asked for
    no baby , i dont want
    no coffee , no donuts ,
    just the plump chubb where your asshole dumps
    she was no fun
    and looked at me strange
    as if i was in a cage ,
    i'm miserable , i'm cynical , in a fit of rage
    i walked to the bathroom
    and closed the stall to the shitter
    clothes off stroking my balls till my scrotum was raw as i whimpered.............


    get the f outta this thread and take that shit with you spockcocko!...
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    Quote Originally Posted by spockgato:

    dangerous predicaments ,
    i'm staying awake in the late A.M . medicated with the pistol in
    my right hand
    shiny and new ,
    it's by my side , glued
    to the finger with the trigger
    having pressure applied
    violence in my eyes man i'm ready to die
    expecting demise
    reflecting on times
    better than the current
    mental edge gone dead , desolate , all this urine
    in my jeans ,
    soaking the couch ,
    boner in my holster and it's poking out
    hopeless now ,
    busty brunettes working behind the counter
    my thoughts race vividly i imagine
    the bangin' ,
    the laughter ,
    she had a fat ass and that's what i asked for
    no baby , i dont want
    no coffee , no donuts ,
    just the plump chubb where your asshole dumps
    she was no fun
    and looked at me strange
    as if i was in a cage ,
    i'm miserable , i'm cynical , in a fit of rage
    i walked to the bathroom
    and closed the stall to the shitter
    clothes off stroking my balls till my scrotum was raw as i whimpered.............


    get the f outta this thread and take that shit with you spockcocko!...
     
    Iw1nBets
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    Posted: Jun. 30, 2011 - 11:34 PM ET #1327

    Mike wtf would you say that for... Spockgato brought more to this thread with that verse right there then u did in 54 pages
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    Mike wtf would you say that for... Spockgato brought more to this thread with that verse right there then u did in 54 pages
     
    Biscuiteater1
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    Posted: Jul. 1, 2011 - 1:15 AM ET #1328

    Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

    get the f outta this thread and take that shit with you spockcocko!...
    Now you are just being poopie drawersIt was a little musty for me. But good is good. Besides you know damn well you liked it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

    get the f outta this thread and take that shit with you spockcocko!...
    Now you are just being poopie drawersIt was a little musty for me. But good is good. Besides you know damn well you liked it.
     
    dopalicous
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    Posted: Jul. 1, 2011 - 7:17 AM ET #1329

    I think MP does not want us to shoot dirt....

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    I think MP does not want us to shoot dirt....

     
    Iw1nBets
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    Posted: Jul. 1, 2011 - 7:42 AM ET #1330

    Quote Originally Posted by dopalicous:

    I think MP does not want us to shoot dirt....


    I know Im really startin to wonder... i feel Ive always gave Mike the benefit of the doubt but.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by dopalicous:

    I think MP does not want us to shoot dirt....


    I know Im really startin to wonder... i feel Ive always gave Mike the benefit of the doubt but.....
     
    michaelpaul1
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    Posted: Jul. 1, 2011 - 10:01 AM ET #1331

    Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:


    I know Im really startin to wonder... i feel Ive always gave Mike the benefit of the doubt but.....
    happy birthday caaksucker...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:


    I know Im really startin to wonder... i feel Ive always gave Mike the benefit of the doubt but.....
    happy birthday caaksucker...
     
    ocd
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    Posted: Jul. 1, 2011 - 10:58 AM ET #1332

    wasupper proto,

    hope youve been stayin active dousing out the flamez in that fire crotch from subway all wk...

    gosh hope the wifey doesnt come home til after you have...

    dj's start spinning a tune up in here for protos holiday wknd playlist...

    its throw back friday for the all dirt shooters...

    https://youtu.be/Kr0tTbTbmVA

     

     

     

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    wasupper proto,

    hope youve been stayin active dousing out the flamez in that fire crotch from subway all wk...

    gosh hope the wifey doesnt come home til after you have...

    dj's start spinning a tune up in here for protos holiday wknd playlist...

    its throw back friday for the all dirt shooters...

    https://youtu.be/Kr0tTbTbmVA

     

     

     

     
    ocd
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    Posted: Jul. 1, 2011 - 11:08 AM ET #1333

    and its official, mp just likes being the negative b*tch with pigtails...

    good day to you sir...

    lets here a tune from dj mp on throw back friday...

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    and its official, mp just likes being the negative b*tch with pigtails...

    good day to you sir...

    lets here a tune from dj mp on throw back friday...

     
    ocd
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    Posted: Jul. 1, 2011 - 11:09 AM ET #1334

    i meant "hear"...f*ck me short cuts in  txting has gotten all of us more stupid with each day...

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    i meant "hear"...f*ck me short cuts in  txting has gotten all of us more stupid with each day...

     
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    Posted: Jul. 1, 2011 - 11:37 AM ET #1335

    one more throw back jam during my a.m. routine of the 3 s's..

    og, i seen you spin a track from de la,

    know you were groovin to this one back in your pimp days.

     i know you cool like that...

     you funk like that...

    this damn track is timeless...shows how much rap has been sh*t for sooo long..

    digable p's - '94    https://youtu.be/cM4kqL13jGM

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    one more throw back jam during my a.m. routine of the 3 s's..

    og, i seen you spin a track from de la,

    know you were groovin to this one back in your pimp days.

     i know you cool like that...

     you funk like that...

    this damn track is timeless...shows how much rap has been sh*t for sooo long..

    digable p's - '94    https://youtu.be/cM4kqL13jGM

     
    dopalicous
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    Posted: Jul. 1, 2011 - 11:41 AM ET #1336

    great song i am cool like that......


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    great song i am cool like that......


     
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    Posted: Jul. 1, 2011 - 12:57 PM ET #1337

    best believe i jive like that...

    time to get my ol skool crazy juices pumpin as my day begins and i get rollin on...

    for og proto and the young days of the brooklyn baller dopalicious...

    https://youtu.be/OPkWYTUiPTo

    and one more from that pimp ass soundtrack

    https://youtu.be/4BUqEMNP9zc

    ahhh the pimp ol days of growin up during this era...

    my bad to get some of you cubicle junkies all hyped up to just sit for another so many hrs but bust your groove regardless...

     

     

     

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    best believe i jive like that...

    time to get my ol skool crazy juices pumpin as my day begins and i get rollin on...

    for og proto and the young days of the brooklyn baller dopalicious...

    https://youtu.be/OPkWYTUiPTo

    and one more from that pimp ass soundtrack

    https://youtu.be/4BUqEMNP9zc

    ahhh the pimp ol days of growin up during this era...

    my bad to get some of you cubicle junkies all hyped up to just sit for another so many hrs but bust your groove regardless...

     

     

     

     
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    Posted: Jul. 1, 2011 - 6:18 PM ET #1338

    proto bone - '94  https://youtu.be/bpBP9dALcWw

    ...enjoy your holiday wknd og and all the dirt shootin scrubz..even u mp..u need it...

    get that fire cracker from the deli proto. slide your pickle in her bologna sandwich. b safe from any mess, bag your to go order up.

    gl .. 

     out

     

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    proto bone - '94  https://youtu.be/bpBP9dALcWw

    ...enjoy your holiday wknd og and all the dirt shootin scrubz..even u mp..u need it...

    get that fire cracker from the deli proto. slide your pickle in her bologna sandwich. b safe from any mess, bag your to go order up.

    gl .. 

     out

     

     
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    Posted: Jul. 1, 2011 - 10:27 PM ET #1339

    Now all the lockouts have me bewildered and confused as to what the hell I'm going to do this fall.  Well it is 4th of July weekend and I went over to the Subway in a run down shopping center near my house.  Standing in line next to me was this gorgeous young girl with kinky brown hair.  She must have been a college student or something, she was carrying a 35mm camera around her neck.  She had that Bohemian look about her, pasty white but ultra smooth skin and unreal legs.  Slightly oversize butt, but she had these ICBM warhead breasts that hung just right, not the upside down bolt on fakes.  

    I dreamed of spreading her out on the table and banging her good.  I was dreaming that she would come home with me and be good natured enough to put up with my gambling habits and not constantly harass me about why I'm glued to Sport Center 24/7. 

    She seemed the type to be a nurturer, I fantasized about her sharing my apartment even though the place is pretty trashed since my gambling habit has taken its toll on general housekeeping habits. 

    Then I watched her walk out of the place and get into some waiting car driven by some dude who looked like the son of a rich, French, aristocrat.  I asked, WTF????  How is it that these chicks are immediately picked up by these trust funder types which speak in foreign accents who probably don't have a real job?  The guy probably has no worries in his life, other than watching for degenerates like me snooping and sniffing around his girlfriend. 

    Then I wonder and imagine what it is like to live a life of leisure, never having to wonder about any sports scores, could care less about who is playing the next day, and never has to worry about being bum rushed by bookies.  Man, at least I can dream, right? 

    Anyway this story is for Protostar, who like me also likes to daydream about catching the glance of some college-aged student.
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    Now all the lockouts have me bewildered and confused as to what the hell I'm going to do this fall.  Well it is 4th of July weekend and I went over to the Subway in a run down shopping center near my house.  Standing in line next to me was this gorgeous young girl with kinky brown hair.  She must have been a college student or something, she was carrying a 35mm camera around her neck.  She had that Bohemian look about her, pasty white but ultra smooth skin and unreal legs.  Slightly oversize butt, but she had these ICBM warhead breasts that hung just right, not the upside down bolt on fakes.  

    I dreamed of spreading her out on the table and banging her good.  I was dreaming that she would come home with me and be good natured enough to put up with my gambling habits and not constantly harass me about why I'm glued to Sport Center 24/7. 

    She seemed the type to be a nurturer, I fantasized about her sharing my apartment even though the place is pretty trashed since my gambling habit has taken its toll on general housekeeping habits. 

    Then I watched her walk out of the place and get into some waiting car driven by some dude who looked like the son of a rich, French, aristocrat.  I asked, WTF????  How is it that these chicks are immediately picked up by these trust funder types which speak in foreign accents who probably don't have a real job?  The guy probably has no worries in his life, other than watching for degenerates like me snooping and sniffing around his girlfriend. 

    Then I wonder and imagine what it is like to live a life of leisure, never having to wonder about any sports scores, could care less about who is playing the next day, and never has to worry about being bum rushed by bookies.  Man, at least I can dream, right? 

    Anyway this story is for Protostar, who like me also likes to daydream about catching the glance of some college-aged student.
     
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    Posted: Jul. 1, 2011 - 11:59 PM ET #1340

    Quote Originally Posted by MXKid102:

    Now all the lockouts have me bewildered and confused as to what the hell I'm going to do this fall.  Well it is 4th of July weekend and I went over to the Subway in a run down shopping center near my house.  Standing in line next to me was this gorgeous young girl with kinky brown hair.  She must have been a college student or something, she was carrying a 35mm camera around her neck.  She had that Bohemian look about her, pasty white but ultra smooth skin and unreal legs.  Slightly oversize butt, but she had these ICBM warhead breasts that hung just right, not the upside down bolt on fakes.  

    I dreamed of spreading her out on the table and banging her good.  I was dreaming that she would come home with me and be good natured enough to put up with my gambling habits and not constantly harass me about why I'm glued to Sport Center 24/7. 

    She seemed the type to be a nurturer, I fantasized about her sharing my apartment even though the place is pretty trashed since my gambling habit has taken its toll on general housekeeping habits. 

    Then I watched her walk out of the place and get into some waiting car driven by some dude who looked like the son of a rich, French, aristocrat.  I asked, WTF????  How is it that these chicks are immediately picked up by these trust funder types which speak in foreign accents who probably don't have a real job?  The guy probably has no worries in his life, other than watching for degenerates like me snooping and sniffing around his girlfriend. 

    Then I wonder and imagine what it is like to live a life of leisure, never having to wonder about any sports scores, could care less about who is playing the next day, and never has to worry about being bum rushed by bookies.  Man, at least I can dream, right? 

    Anyway this story is for Protostar, who like me also likes to daydream about catching the glance of some college-aged student.
    you found the right place...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MXKid102:

    Now all the lockouts have me bewildered and confused as to what the hell I'm going to do this fall.  Well it is 4th of July weekend and I went over to the Subway in a run down shopping center near my house.  Standing in line next to me was this gorgeous young girl with kinky brown hair.  She must have been a college student or something, she was carrying a 35mm camera around her neck.  She had that Bohemian look about her, pasty white but ultra smooth skin and unreal legs.  Slightly oversize butt, but she had these ICBM warhead breasts that hung just right, not the upside down bolt on fakes.  

    I dreamed of spreading her out on the table and banging her good.  I was dreaming that she would come home with me and be good natured enough to put up with my gambling habits and not constantly harass me about why I'm glued to Sport Center 24/7. 

    She seemed the type to be a nurturer, I fantasized about her sharing my apartment even though the place is pretty trashed since my gambling habit has taken its toll on general housekeeping habits. 

    Then I watched her walk out of the place and get into some waiting car driven by some dude who looked like the son of a rich, French, aristocrat.  I asked, WTF????  How is it that these chicks are immediately picked up by these trust funder types which speak in foreign accents who probably don't have a real job?  The guy probably has no worries in his life, other than watching for degenerates like me snooping and sniffing around his girlfriend. 

    Then I wonder and imagine what it is like to live a life of leisure, never having to wonder about any sports scores, could care less about who is playing the next day, and never has to worry about being bum rushed by bookies.  Man, at least I can dream, right? 

    Anyway this story is for Protostar, who like me also likes to daydream about catching the glance of some college-aged student.
    you found the right place...
     
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    Posted: Jul. 2, 2011 - 8:04 AM ET #1341

    I think cutting the front out of your pants and underwear is a fantastic idea!  Sounds like the ultimate icebreaker. However, one change id make. Have a full on raging boner when you walk up to the counter. You cant go wrong, she will jump over the counter and start in sucking you off.
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    I think cutting the front out of your pants and underwear is a fantastic idea!  Sounds like the ultimate icebreaker. However, one change id make. Have a full on raging boner when you walk up to the counter. You cant go wrong, she will jump over the counter and start in sucking you off.
     
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    Posted: Jul. 2, 2011 - 11:23 PM ET #1342

    First of all I would like to say...MP how dare you.  I think you know what I am talking about.

    Well it's official I am going nowhere in life.  You boys are going to get a real kick out of this one.  I tried to strong-arm the Covers management.  I wrote them a letter in the employment section telling them that I was a great writer, I was responsible for traffic to the site, and that I was not going to post anymore unless they paid me.  Told them to get back to me.  Did not happen.  I also wrote them last month and they never got back to me.  I think they know I am a weak minded individual and would come back to post anyway.  They were right.

    I am looking for a writing job on the net somewhere.  If Covers would hire me I would do videos and have all kinds of things planned to take this forum to the next level.  I think I can, I think I can.......

    Unfortunately I am not going there unless they will pay me.  This is my last bargaining chip, but a strong one.  A video of me is worth its weight in gold.  Send in requests for me boys.  I want us to create a message board that others try to emulate.  I need funds for my time though.

    MP I sent you a goodbye letter and everything.  No response .  For MP's hardheartedness I will unleash a week's worth of amphetamines on myself in one night.  MP let's hope I make it.  It's gonna be fun but may be a bit dangerous.  Are you happy about this? 

    Reeling from retartedness, I increase environmental exposure to radiation.  A staggering amount of idiocy is required to reach this level.  True grit?  Not me.

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    First of all I would like to say...MP how dare you.  I think you know what I am talking about.

    Well it's official I am going nowhere in life.  You boys are going to get a real kick out of this one.  I tried to strong-arm the Covers management.  I wrote them a letter in the employment section telling them that I was a great writer, I was responsible for traffic to the site, and that I was not going to post anymore unless they paid me.  Told them to get back to me.  Did not happen.  I also wrote them last month and they never got back to me.  I think they know I am a weak minded individual and would come back to post anyway.  They were right.

    I am looking for a writing job on the net somewhere.  If Covers would hire me I would do videos and have all kinds of things planned to take this forum to the next level.  I think I can, I think I can.......

    Unfortunately I am not going there unless they will pay me.  This is my last bargaining chip, but a strong one.  A video of me is worth its weight in gold.  Send in requests for me boys.  I want us to create a message board that others try to emulate.  I need funds for my time though.

    MP I sent you a goodbye letter and everything.  No response .  For MP's hardheartedness I will unleash a week's worth of amphetamines on myself in one night.  MP let's hope I make it.  It's gonna be fun but may be a bit dangerous.  Are you happy about this? 

    Reeling from retartedness, I increase environmental exposure to radiation.  A staggering amount of idiocy is required to reach this level.  True grit?  Not me.

    You Learn



     
     
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    Posted: Jul. 3, 2011 - 8:44 AM ET #1343

    It's starting to look like no football wagering for Proto
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    It's starting to look like no football wagering for Proto
     
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    Posted: Jul. 3, 2011 - 6:54 PM ET #1344

    Proto, you would make a good storyteller for sure....
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    Proto, you would make a good storyteller for sure....
     
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    Posted: Jul. 3, 2011 - 10:09 PM ET #1345

    Proto, what do you think about when you see Casey Anthony ?

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    Proto, what do you think about when you see Casey Anthony ?

     
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    Posted: Jul. 4, 2011 - 12:06 AM ET #1346

    Quote Originally Posted by dytide:

    Proto, what do you think about when you see Casey Anthony ?




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    Quote Originally Posted by dytide:

    Proto, what do you think about when you see Casey Anthony ?




     
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    Posted: Jul. 4, 2011 - 12:26 AM ET #1347

    Quote Originally Posted by dytide:

    Proto, what do you think about when you see Casey Anthony ?



    Many thoughts rush to mind dytide.  I am a man so naturally I think that she is really attractive.  That's first.  Next I think "what a dam psychopath, how could she kill her own child?".

    Boys there are natural tendencies for men to think about sex first when it comes to hot females.  Sometimes I dream about making love in the wilderness, by a redwood tree, with a bouquet of flowers on my head.  Maybe this is not normal but so is the world. 

    Guys I hope I have answered your questions adequately.  If not, get in touch with me telepathically and I will unleash punishment in a swift fashion.  Thanks.

    Rico Suave

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    Quote Originally Posted by dytide:

    Proto, what do you think about when you see Casey Anthony ?



    Many thoughts rush to mind dytide.  I am a man so naturally I think that she is really attractive.  That's first.  Next I think "what a dam psychopath, how could she kill her own child?".

    Boys there are natural tendencies for men to think about sex first when it comes to hot females.  Sometimes I dream about making love in the wilderness, by a redwood tree, with a bouquet of flowers on my head.  Maybe this is not normal but so is the world. 

    Guys I hope I have answered your questions adequately.  If not, get in touch with me telepathically and I will unleash punishment in a swift fashion.  Thanks.

    Rico Suave

     
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    Posted: Jul. 4, 2011 - 2:50 AM ET #1348

    proto your just one horny maaa fucka
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    proto your just one horny maaa fucka
     
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    Posted: Jul. 4, 2011 - 9:37 AM ET #1349

    Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

    proto your just one horny maaa fucka
    In any given 24 hr period odds are slightly less than 50-50 that boner boy has a stiffy. My man!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

    proto your just one horny maaa fucka
    In any given 24 hr period odds are slightly less than 50-50 that boner boy has a stiffy. My man!
     
     
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    Posted: Jul. 4, 2011 - 9:58 AM ET #1350

     A Happy 4th of July to Proto and friends  !

     

     

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     A Happy 4th of July to Proto and friends  !

     

     

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