Posted:
#1226
Troubled Waters
Posted:
#1233
mp go to hell. seriously.
i dig sh*t talkin like none other. more then anyone.
but dipsh*t, youre an idiot who broke the one rule and karma is a mutha sucka...
one of my two favorite movie scenes ever are in the movie sleepers dealing with revenge...
where king benny's revenge scene is being told...
and the revenge scene when killing the guard...
enjoy karma b*tch...
Posted:
#1234
This post was named perfectly......Troubled Waters it is......end of day today........boys or its gonna be a occasional proto, 1win,dytide, MP jackassing the place up all the time. not alot dirt shooting going on around here lately 
..........Sure wish we could take one step back to make that giant leap forward we all need........So MP the fate of this thread rests on your shoulders.......You can help Proto through these tough times and take one for the team. Or you can continue to act like a 3rd grader......seriously MP im not even trying to humiliate you.....your whitless popshots. Well they suck......
..........Sure wish we could take one step back to make that giant leap forward we all need........So MP the fate of this thread rests on your shoulders.......You can help Proto through these tough times and take one for the team. Or you can continue to act like a 3rd grader......seriously MP im not even trying to humiliate you.....your whitless popshots. Well they suck......Times ticking boys 
Posted:
#1236
Crying right now as I read all the mayhem I have caused. But that is me in a nutshell. I mess things up even without trying.
I created this thread to get some things off my chest. It turned into a place where people could share stories, shoot the dirt, and give each other a pat on the back. Give each other a shoulder to cry on.
I tied a rope to my ankles today, threw it over a big tree branch, and paid a big homeless man to pull the rope until I was about 15 feet off the ground. Then I told him to tie the rope around the back of my wife's car. I had already left a note inside that told her I was going to start gambling again. I knew she would bolt to her parents. Little did I know that she would take a 4 hour nap before she read the note, so I was hanging upside down for 4 hours in my backyard today. It was raining and I kept losing consciousness. This only added to the lesson I was trying to teach myself.
I could tell that she had read the note when I heard the back door slam and the car crank up. I knew what was coming would not be a pretty site, and that it would hurt a lot, so I started screaming like a banshee. Wife did not hear me and sped off faster than I've ever seen her take off. I was pulled up the tree and whipped over the tree branch like a rag doll. Approximately 45 feet in the air I realized how much of a mistake I had made. I came down on top of a neighbors car then shot off as my wife made the turn to the highway. Again I found myself being drug behind my wife's car. I did this before but in a much more subtle way. Screaming my head off I wanted it to end so bad.
Fortunately my old man neighbor that accused me of being a peeping tom saw me being drug, let out a rebel yell, and took a shot at me with 2 of those small throwing axes. Being an old man he missed with both, but one hit the rope and cut me lose. I was free and despite having a bone broken in every part of my body, I felt pretty good because I had taught myself a lesson.
I did this in order to show you guys the dedication I have to getting myself better. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Just like my good friend Ricardo use to tell me telepathically.
Let's get back to good ole dirt shootin'. Punish yourself swiftly for failing to do so.
Ego Trippin (part 2)
I created this thread to get some things off my chest. It turned into a place where people could share stories, shoot the dirt, and give each other a pat on the back. Give each other a shoulder to cry on.
I tied a rope to my ankles today, threw it over a big tree branch, and paid a big homeless man to pull the rope until I was about 15 feet off the ground. Then I told him to tie the rope around the back of my wife's car. I had already left a note inside that told her I was going to start gambling again. I knew she would bolt to her parents. Little did I know that she would take a 4 hour nap before she read the note, so I was hanging upside down for 4 hours in my backyard today. It was raining and I kept losing consciousness. This only added to the lesson I was trying to teach myself.
I could tell that she had read the note when I heard the back door slam and the car crank up. I knew what was coming would not be a pretty site, and that it would hurt a lot, so I started screaming like a banshee. Wife did not hear me and sped off faster than I've ever seen her take off. I was pulled up the tree and whipped over the tree branch like a rag doll. Approximately 45 feet in the air I realized how much of a mistake I had made. I came down on top of a neighbors car then shot off as my wife made the turn to the highway. Again I found myself being drug behind my wife's car. I did this before but in a much more subtle way. Screaming my head off I wanted it to end so bad.
Fortunately my old man neighbor that accused me of being a peeping tom saw me being drug, let out a rebel yell, and took a shot at me with 2 of those small throwing axes. Being an old man he missed with both, but one hit the rope and cut me lose. I was free and despite having a bone broken in every part of my body, I felt pretty good because I had taught myself a lesson.
I did this in order to show you guys the dedication I have to getting myself better. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Just like my good friend Ricardo use to tell me telepathically.
Let's get back to good ole dirt shootin'. Punish yourself swiftly for failing to do so.
Ego Trippin (part 2)
Posted:
#1238
Quote Originally Posted by dopalicous:
This post was named perfectly......Troubled Waters it is......end of day today........boys or its gonna be a occasional proto, 1win,dytide, MP jackassing the place up all the time. not alot dirt shooting going on around here lately..........Sure wish we could take one step back to make that giant leap forward we all need........So MP the fate of this thread rests on your shoulders.......You can help Proto through these tough times and take one for the team. Or you can continue to act like a 3rd grader......seriously MP im not even trying to humiliate you.....your whitless popshots. Well they suck......
Why are you sucking on yer thumb in yer avatar? Was it in yer ass? By the way...you do look like a wanna be ghetto-boy...This post was named perfectly......Troubled Waters it is......end of day today........boys or its gonna be a occasional proto, 1win,dytide, MP jackassing the place up all the time. not alot dirt shooting going on around here lately
..........Sure wish we could take one step back to make that giant leap forward we all need........So MP the fate of this thread rests on your shoulders.......You can help Proto through these tough times and take one for the team. Or you can continue to act like a 3rd grader......seriously MP im not even trying to humiliate you.....your whitless popshots. Well they suck......
Times ticking boys
Posted:
#1239
Quote Originally Posted by ocd:
fn retard...mp go to hell. seriously.
i dig sh*t talkin like none other. more then anyone.
but dipsh*t, youre an idiot who broke the one rule and karma is a mutha sucka...
one of my two favorite movie scenes ever are in the movie sleepers dealing with revenge...
where king benny's revenge scene is being told...
and the revenge scene when killing the guard...
enjoy karma b*tch...
.....
Posted:
#1247
ProtoStar, what a master storyteller. You should give up sports wagering and publish your memoirs and promote it on every sports wagering and stock and option gambling site on the planet. Guaranteed that you will finally score enough cash to get out of that house, move to where the movie stars are and then you can have a young, 23-yr. old girlfriend who looks like a lingerie model.
Hey, maybe you can make on to Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab, and spend some time in Pasadena, CA where you can live in luxury accomodations and bang Rachel Uchitel at the same time.
How good would that be?
Then you could be free from your demons.
After that, you could become a high end limo driver. Celebrities love to hear stories like yours while they are being driven from their mansions to the shrink's office. You think you have it bad, you should hear the stories of some of these strung out actresses that have to bone 75 yr. old Hollywood moguls just to get a job in a commercial or something, in between stints to Koreatown in order to get their meth fix from some bum on the sidewalk.
Keep it going, Proto, you make me laugh bud!!!
Hey, maybe you can make on to Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab, and spend some time in Pasadena, CA where you can live in luxury accomodations and bang Rachel Uchitel at the same time.
How good would that be?
Then you could be free from your demons.
After that, you could become a high end limo driver. Celebrities love to hear stories like yours while they are being driven from their mansions to the shrink's office. You think you have it bad, you should hear the stories of some of these strung out actresses that have to bone 75 yr. old Hollywood moguls just to get a job in a commercial or something, in between stints to Koreatown in order to get their meth fix from some bum on the sidewalk.
Keep it going, Proto, you make me laugh bud!!!
Posted:
#1248
Quote Originally Posted by MXKid102:
ProtoStar, what a master storyteller. You should give up sports wagering and publish your memoirs and promote it on every sports wagering and stock and option gambling site on the planet. Guaranteed that you will finally score enough cash to get out of that house, move to where the movie stars are and then you can have a young, 23-yr. old girlfriend who looks like a lingerie model.
Hey, maybe you can make on to Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab, and spend some time in Pasadena, CA where you can live in luxury accomodations and bang Rachel Uchitel at the same time.
How good would that be?
Then you could be free from your demons.
After that, you could become a high end limo driver. Celebrities love to hear stories like yours while they are being driven from their mansions to the shrink's office. You think you have it bad, you should hear the stories of some of these strung out actresses that have to bone 75 yr. old Hollywood moguls just to get a job in a commercial or something, in between stints to Koreatown in order to get their meth fix from some bum on the sidewalk.
Keep it going, Proto, you make me laugh bud!!!
nice post...ProtoStar, what a master storyteller. You should give up sports wagering and publish your memoirs and promote it on every sports wagering and stock and option gambling site on the planet. Guaranteed that you will finally score enough cash to get out of that house, move to where the movie stars are and then you can have a young, 23-yr. old girlfriend who looks like a lingerie model.
Hey, maybe you can make on to Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab, and spend some time in Pasadena, CA where you can live in luxury accomodations and bang Rachel Uchitel at the same time.
How good would that be?
Then you could be free from your demons.
After that, you could become a high end limo driver. Celebrities love to hear stories like yours while they are being driven from their mansions to the shrink's office. You think you have it bad, you should hear the stories of some of these strung out actresses that have to bone 75 yr. old Hollywood moguls just to get a job in a commercial or something, in between stints to Koreatown in order to get their meth fix from some bum on the sidewalk.
Keep it going, Proto, you make me laugh bud!!!
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