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    Biscuiteater1
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    Posted: May. 9, 2011 - 1:10 PM ET #976

    PROTO GODDAMIT. Get a grip,why dont you see if you can save MP and 1win's friendship? They are in the box fighting like the Hatfields and Mcoy's.It maybe to late.was it you who broke up the friendship?
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    PROTO GODDAMIT. Get a grip,why dont you see if you can save MP and 1win's friendship? They are in the box fighting like the Hatfields and Mcoy's.It maybe to late.was it you who broke up the friendship?
     
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    Posted: May. 9, 2011 - 6:23 PM ET #977

    Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:

    I dont know 1win,sometimes michaelpaul scares me, i think he may evil

    https://youtu.be/KbwW5aZkyvQ




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    Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:

    I dont know 1win,sometimes michaelpaul scares me, i think he may evil

    https://youtu.be/KbwW5aZkyvQ




     
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    Posted: May. 9, 2011 - 7:17 PM ET #978

    don't worry you biscuit eating mfer...Proto knows who the pretender is here....
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    don't worry you biscuit eating mfer...Proto knows who the pretender is here....
     
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    Posted: May. 9, 2011 - 7:40 PM ET #979

    THIS THREAD IS VERY BIZARRE AND YOU GUYS AND FUCKING WEIRDOS.
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    THIS THREAD IS VERY BIZARRE AND YOU GUYS AND FUCKING WEIRDOS.
     
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    Posted: May. 9, 2011 - 11:16 PM ET #980

    Quote Originally Posted by PatternBettor:

    THIS THREAD IS VERY BIZARRE AND YOU GUYS AND FUCKING WEIRDOS.


    Thanks
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    Quote Originally Posted by PatternBettor:

    THIS THREAD IS VERY BIZARRE AND YOU GUYS AND FUCKING WEIRDOS.


    Thanks
     
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    Posted: May. 9, 2011 - 11:16 PM ET #981

    Proto is standing around watching his castle crumble from the inside out. Damnt Michael keep it together in here 
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    Proto is standing around watching his castle crumble from the inside out. Damnt Michael keep it together in here 
     
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    Posted: May. 10, 2011 - 12:21 AM ET #982

    Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

    Proto is standing around watching his castle crumble from the inside out. Damnt Michael keep it together in here 
    sure thing "pal"...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

    Proto is standing around watching his castle crumble from the inside out. Damnt Michael keep it together in here 
    sure thing "pal"...
     
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    Posted: May. 10, 2011 - 12:30 AM ET #983

    Quote Originally Posted by PatternBettor:

    THIS THREAD IS VERY BIZARRE AND YOU GUYS AND FUCKING WEIRDOS.
    Hi PatternBettor. You are wellcome here

    https://youtu.be/WUyCm_i1-uo

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    Quote Originally Posted by PatternBettor:

    THIS THREAD IS VERY BIZARRE AND YOU GUYS AND FUCKING WEIRDOS.
    Hi PatternBettor. You are wellcome here

    https://youtu.be/WUyCm_i1-uo

     
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    Posted: May. 10, 2011 - 12:46 AM ET #984

    Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

    sure thing "pal"...

    u gotta remember we dont 'hate' eachother... have no real reason to.. we can do this. Outside of this thread let me have it ..anything goes
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    Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

    sure thing "pal"...

    u gotta remember we dont 'hate' eachother... have no real reason to.. we can do this. Outside of this thread let me have it ..anything goes
     
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    Posted: May. 10, 2011 - 12:59 AM ET #985

    Proto,

    Had OKC parlayed with the under when Mike Conely hit a miracle to take it to OT to ruin the total. I need some ideas for self punishment. Something serious.
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    Proto,

    Had OKC parlayed with the under when Mike Conely hit a miracle to take it to OT to ruin the total. I need some ideas for self punishment. Something serious.
     
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    Posted: May. 10, 2011 - 1:09 AM ET #986

    omg slikstiks..... I had the over 197.5 and loved seein that happen. I was so happy and not even thinkin about others feelings. Proto we both need a full report on punishment for the both of us
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    omg slikstiks..... I had the over 197.5 and loved seein that happen. I was so happy and not even thinkin about others feelings. Proto we both need a full report on punishment for the both of us
     
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    Posted: May. 10, 2011 - 1:14 AM ET #987

    forgive me sliks for not thinkin about others in my moments of pure adrenaline fueled joy. Proto dont b to harsh on slik... please give me something horrific ... almost unsurvivable punishment for me if possible
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    forgive me sliks for not thinkin about others in my moments of pure adrenaline fueled joy. Proto dont b to harsh on slik... please give me something horrific ... almost unsurvivable punishment for me if possible
     
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    Posted: May. 11, 2011 - 11:17 PM ET #988

    whats up proto...
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    whats up proto...
     
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    Posted: May. 11, 2011 - 11:57 PM ET #989

    I hope he is sticking his penis into some unsuspecting shopper at the 7-11 and not into that snake burrow in his yard.That would be awfull! Proto are you ok? The offer of my garage still stands.
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    I hope he is sticking his penis into some unsuspecting shopper at the 7-11 and not into that snake burrow in his yard.That would be awfull! Proto are you ok? The offer of my garage still stands.
     
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    Posted: May. 12, 2011 - 12:14 AM ET #990

    Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:

    I hope he is sticking his penis into some unsuspecting shopper at the 7-11 and not into that snake burrow in his yard.That would be awfull! Proto are you ok? The offer of my garage still stands.
    WHOA Nellie stop that train.Poking girls at the 7-11 could land him in the penitentiary.OMG the thought sends shivers down my spine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:

    I hope he is sticking his penis into some unsuspecting shopper at the 7-11 and not into that snake burrow in his yard.That would be awfull! Proto are you ok? The offer of my garage still stands.
    WHOA Nellie stop that train.Poking girls at the 7-11 could land him in the penitentiary.OMG the thought sends shivers down my spine.
     
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    Posted: May. 12, 2011 - 12:37 AM ET #991

    Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

    forgive me sliks for not thinkin about others in my moments of pure adrenaline fueled joy. Proto dont b to harsh on slik... please give me something horrific ... almost unsurvivable punishment for me if possible
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

    forgive me sliks for not thinkin about others in my moments of pure adrenaline fueled joy. Proto dont b to harsh on slik... please give me something horrific ... almost unsurvivable punishment for me if possible
     
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    Posted: May. 12, 2011 - 12:38 AM ET #992

    Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

    forgive me sliks for not thinkin about others in my moments of pure adrenaline fueled joy. Proto dont b to harsh on slik... please give me something horrific ... almost unsurvivable punishment for me if possible


    Well it makes me feel better to know that u won so there was some positive result. I was really honed into the series, had watched every game. To cap it that well and then for it to fall through was a big kick to the nuts, but I made it back tonight.

    Proto, piles of dirt that need to be dealt with. Blast of shoot, your call.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

    forgive me sliks for not thinkin about others in my moments of pure adrenaline fueled joy. Proto dont b to harsh on slik... please give me something horrific ... almost unsurvivable punishment for me if possible


    Well it makes me feel better to know that u won so there was some positive result. I was really honed into the series, had watched every game. To cap it that well and then for it to fall through was a big kick to the nuts, but I made it back tonight.

    Proto, piles of dirt that need to be dealt with. Blast of shoot, your call.
     
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    Well it makes me feel better to know that u won so there was some positive result. I was really honed into the series, had watched every game. To cap it that well and then for it to fall through was a big kick to the nuts, but I made it back tonight.

    Proto, piles of dirt that need to be dealt with. Blast of shoot, your call.
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    Well it makes me feel better to know that u won so there was some positive result. I was really honed into the series, had watched every game. To cap it that well and then for it to fall through was a big kick to the nuts, but I made it back tonight.

    Proto, piles of dirt that need to be dealt with. Blast of shoot, your call.
     
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    Posted: May. 12, 2011 - 8:16 AM ET #994

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    Posted: May. 12, 2011 - 8:25 PM ET #995

    dude, i wish you nothing but the best, but it up to you to resolve. i had the same problens years ago. i m not a fan of rap but i was watching this talk show years ago, and this rapper says the only time you lose is when you give up, i can t begin to tell you how those words change my my life. may the good side of luck be with you always.
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    dude, i wish you nothing but the best, but it up to you to resolve. i had the same problens years ago. i m not a fan of rap but i was watching this talk show years ago, and this rapper says the only time you lose is when you give up, i can t begin to tell you how those words change my my life. may the good side of luck be with you always.
     
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    Posted: May. 12, 2011 - 9:56 PM ET #996

    Thanks for coming by and shootin the dirt panteraa 
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    Thanks for coming by and shootin the dirt panteraa 
     
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    Posted: May. 12, 2011 - 11:41 PM ET #997

    MP and Iwin, yall need to lighten up and give each other a hug.  It's not worth it fellas.  Put some neosporin on the emotional wounds and move on.  I'm telling you life is too short.

    I am finally back in my house after begging.  Believe it or not, I've never been ashamed to beg.  But I have been living in the wilderness the past few days.  I had to dig a trench in the ground, strip naked, and cover myself with dirt and leaves to keep cool during the day time.  I must say there is not much to do while in that position, but it cools down your body at least.

    While I was laying in my trench and staring at the blue sky a memory of times gone past came to my head.  Just as I was in a trance and reminiscing, a deer came running by.  It didn't see my trench and trounced on my head and it made me furious.  The hoof landed in my mouth and I bit down as hard as I could.  The deer did not like this and started bucking like a bull with a man on it's back.  I did not relinquish my grip though.  I had his back right leg in my mouth, and was being slung around like a rag doll.  Short story short, I lost 5 teeth and 2 more are touch and go. 

    After this ordeal I felt so bad for the deer.  He was just running in the woods, minding his own business, when a nitwit in a hole bit his fuking foot and wouldn't let go.  After seeing this from the deer's point of view I started to weep.  I gathered up all the ant beds in the area and poured them all in my trench.  I laid there for 4 hours, with the fire ants biting continuously.  I couldn't move so I tried screaming for help.  Luckily a deer hunter came by.  I don't think he understood the situation, but some people are just that dense.

    Stormtroopers unite.  Into the battle we will ride.  If things go our way, we will take control of the minutemen.  This will be an arduous task, so be steadfast and bombastic.  In this effort you may be blindsided by an unannounced trouncing.  If so, remain strong and hold your ground.  For beyond the horizon awaits tranquility.

    Live and Let Live
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    MP and Iwin, yall need to lighten up and give each other a hug.  It's not worth it fellas.  Put some neosporin on the emotional wounds and move on.  I'm telling you life is too short.

    I am finally back in my house after begging.  Believe it or not, I've never been ashamed to beg.  But I have been living in the wilderness the past few days.  I had to dig a trench in the ground, strip naked, and cover myself with dirt and leaves to keep cool during the day time.  I must say there is not much to do while in that position, but it cools down your body at least.

    While I was laying in my trench and staring at the blue sky a memory of times gone past came to my head.  Just as I was in a trance and reminiscing, a deer came running by.  It didn't see my trench and trounced on my head and it made me furious.  The hoof landed in my mouth and I bit down as hard as I could.  The deer did not like this and started bucking like a bull with a man on it's back.  I did not relinquish my grip though.  I had his back right leg in my mouth, and was being slung around like a rag doll.  Short story short, I lost 5 teeth and 2 more are touch and go. 

    After this ordeal I felt so bad for the deer.  He was just running in the woods, minding his own business, when a nitwit in a hole bit his fuking foot and wouldn't let go.  After seeing this from the deer's point of view I started to weep.  I gathered up all the ant beds in the area and poured them all in my trench.  I laid there for 4 hours, with the fire ants biting continuously.  I couldn't move so I tried screaming for help.  Luckily a deer hunter came by.  I don't think he understood the situation, but some people are just that dense.

    Stormtroopers unite.  Into the battle we will ride.  If things go our way, we will take control of the minutemen.  This will be an arduous task, so be steadfast and bombastic.  In this effort you may be blindsided by an unannounced trouncing.  If so, remain strong and hold your ground.  For beyond the horizon awaits tranquility.

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    Ok michaelpaul, now extend the olive branch to 1win,i'm sure he is receptive. Then we could all join hands and contemplate the future. Proto have the welts from the fireants subsided, also i hope you dont get mad deer disease.Has anyone heard from dytide, he was such a nice boy.
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    Ok michaelpaul, now extend the olive branch to 1win,i'm sure he is receptive. Then we could all join hands and contemplate the future. Proto have the welts from the fireants subsided, also i hope you dont get mad deer disease.Has anyone heard from dytide, he was such a nice boy.
     
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