SCALABRINE vs. PACKERSBACKERS - Loser Leaves Covers for Eternity

You don't even understand how to bet football

You don't even understand how to bet football

That thread you linked was boring ... that is until Chucklephuk showed up!!!

Chuckles brought great insight and thought provoking commentary to what was otherwise a yawn fest of dialogue, complete with a losing pick. 

Chucklephuk, we're going to miss you 

Good luck, from your old buddy Hugh 

I'm not too worried about scal winning this contest.

I have no issue in rooting for one of his picks ... BUT ... if the hated Yanks should win, at least my level of disgust will be lessened with the knowledge that scal had the Stros.

I'm not sure there is a person alive who understood whatever point scal was trying to make there 

Now for starters, I'm taking on two at one time and all the while I have to put up with the circle jerk companions of these two. All the names are here, DSN leading the charge with orgasmic glee. BWS is rarely in the thread but he really is buttering Hugh's bread and has been for years (with Packers now taking on that role or at least attempting to assume it).

So let's start with Hugh:

This is a 56-58 year old man with children. Keep that in mind. He loves grooming turf fields for minorities as well and this of course, absolves him of any racist comment he's ever made here (which luckily Ganda can attest to as it's not just only me who was witness to it for so many years). Such thinking is not uncommon among the homogenous masses of covers. One member from many years ago, Minion, degraded blacks endlessly and then said because he was a "Big Brother" to one, it was alright to do so (worse, even corrupting that black youth with HIS racism and making it known here...sickening).

I put in a bet over a week ago on the Stros -103 hoping the Yankees would beat the white hot Indians. That happened and on that basis alone the series bet at -103 was a good one.

Moreover, my -103 was better than the odds in Games 1,2,3,4,5,7. 6/7ths of the series!

Now what does Hugh do with his time? Well it's not raking turf for minorities. He obsession with trolling me lead him to say the following:

Yes, he was in Defcon 1 troll mode in Game 6. So in the ONE game where the odds sunk below -103, his trolling hit its apex. Pathetic for someone his age, with a family to boot.

And might I add, he adds NOTHING to main boards where over the past 3 years I've capped over around 60%.

Your interest in other men's ejaculate is quite telling....

Jerome, it has been my pleasure to have provided you with winning picks, no boring write-ups, and quality entertainment during your long time on Covers 

GB +6 and NO -3.5

Cinci +5

Might add 1 more ... waiting for a favorable move on the juice.

2 reasons why you would be mistaken ...

Mia -3 (currently -15 on 5 dimes)

Packers, if scal won't accept this wager because of the current juice of -15, please keep an eye on the line for me in case it drops to -10.

I had planned on staying home today to fight this brutal cough I have, but it's such a nice day that I might play golf instead. 

I will no doubt be hacking all over the course ... that's a reference to my cough, not my golf game 

As is your interest in "tailing" Scal..............

What's up nflcapper?   

Only played 9 holes ... figured I'd come back home before I infected every golfer out there with this terrible cough.

5 dimes has Mia -3 (-10) on the reduced juice line, so it is now a play.

Ariz +3

GB +6 ... NO -3.5

Cinci +5

Mia -3

Thank you sir 

EVERYBODY SING ALONG!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvTVnX5PiVQ

"Another Saturday night and Scal ain't got nobody
He's got no money cause his bookie got paid
Now how he wished he had someone to talk to 

The New Orleans -3.5 play after you put in the Green Bay play absolutely should not be accepted.

You cannot play two both sides of one game. That is essentially protecting yourself through the middling points and you PAY no JUICE (the reason vanzack says you SHOULD NOT MIDDLE). 

Of course there has to be bullshi* controversy with your plays.

It's like fu**ing Trump calling everyone else the liar when he's the biggest fu**ing one in the room.

If someone plays all their games ahead of time, they can .500 themselves out of the contest guaranteeing a win:

If you have 18 games at 9-9 and I'm 8-11, the best I can do is 9-11. So you can play a 'middle' with a line move (which is guaranteeing a split if moved in your favor) guaranteeing 10-10 with NO RISK. Worse you pay no fu**ing juice on the pick.

It if FU**ING CHEAP fu**ing bullishi* (and even more with your fu**ing Miami play bouncing up and down on the line and you put it in and get the fu**ing comeback of the century for your a** to push.)

When you stated the bullshi* before about mimicking every one of my picks, it's not in the rules but it's understood you don't do it. Even STUMP said it shouldn't be done. It's understood.

You fu**ing lowlife. Playing two sides of one game and no fu**ing juice guaranteeing a win and possibly a middle and not paying for it because this is not a cash transaction. What a fu**ing joke.

Then I'll have to hear DSN and that f**ing whiny a** loser .

I shouldn't have to come to the thread every fu**ing minute of every day to monitor your fu**ing bullshi*.

If you do not rescind that play, it will tell this whole forum what a fu**ing fraud you are (especially after starting a fu**ing tracking thread on ME and going on to cap 48% DROPPING OUT).

You fu**ing joke of a capper.

You can't even cap 20 plays straight up. Then you have a peanut gallery of DSN calling out my shi*. What a fu**Ing disgrace.

Of course you'll have fu**ing circle jerk Packers defending your every move as it's 2 on 1. What a fu**ing disgrace. I have to come here every fu**Ing hour and monitor the frauds you are.

What a fuc**Ing disgrace. 

I can't believe no one has the balls to call him out for it except me.

I have to hand this fu**ing contest off to an underwriter to ward off these fu**ing frauds. 

Trying to middle a game. Guaranteeing yourself .500 (which is incredibly advantageous when you are over .500 and can get a 2 for 1 as well).

Unreal.

He can't even play 20 fu**ing plays straight up.

Every single play on the board on 5 Dimes and he manipulates it with a middle. 

You KNEW they'd try stupid shi*. YOU KNEW IT.

BURY THEIR FU**ING as*es for this cheap fu**Ing bullshi*!!!!