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The only reason Scal gets so upset when the peoples champ speaks the truth, is because Scal is living a lie 
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#2 - Broncos +7 over Pats (with the biggest home spread since 1992 for Denver)


I believe they were a 7 to 7.5 dog vs Steelers in the AFC final 2012  

 
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Ibcake...we do not censor Scalabrine's creative writing and make believe angles...we encourage it 
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Survey

Scalabrine is...

A. A 40 year old virgin.
B. A long closeted homeauxsexual.
C. All of the above.
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A.

Nothing about Scal is being hid in any closet...hes out there for everyone to see and notice...his flamboyance needs to be free and open, not locked up in a closet
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I was thinking A as well but possibly C.
What's clear is that a normally adjusted adult, with normal romantic and/or sexual relationships, doesn't act like this. The thing's he posts, laden with weird and graphic fantasies. The whole WWE obsession. He once said to me, "I don't have time for women,  I'm too busy capping." And I just thought, "Wow."
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Most losing degens like Scal have no chance with women, thus theres no need to make time for them 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIdIqbv7SPo

Nothing to do with this thread, just listening to it.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by packersbackers:

Most losing degens like Scal have no chance with women, thus theres no need to make time for them 

Not true. There are plenty of degenerates with wives and kids.
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Stu...t
Half true....losing degens will always have their kids no matter what, but will eventually have one if not multiple ex-wives 
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I have this image of a lonely,  morbidly obese Scal who has created this fantasy world where he's all "rippling pecs and lasso like penis". A fantasy world where he has women and is actually a good capper. He's clearly not uneducated. So it's not that he's slow. Which means his delayed developement is more of a social thing. And again, there's the pro wrestling angle.
What's clear is that normal people don't act like Scal. And they don't talk like Scal. 
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Scal has been called many things here...normal is not one of them 
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Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu:

I have this image of a lonely,  morbidly obese Scal who has created this fantasy world where he's all "rippling pecs and lasso like penis". A fantasy world where he has women and is actually a good capper. He's clearly not uneducated. So it's not that he's slow. Which means his delayed developement is more of a social thing. And again, there's the pro wrestling angle.
What's clear is that normal people don't act like Scal. And they don't talk like Scal. 

Stu, I'm thinking more like the character from Red Dragon.  Prolly a facial deformity and his grandma degraded him on the reg (threatening to cut it off).....so he lifts weights in his attic with a mask on and likes to murder families and do it in the nude.
 
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BTW, if you clowns haven't seen Red Dragon, top 10 movie of all time.  Hot sports opinion right there.
 
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I think scal is fit, hes a vegetarian. Plus he had that post about rippling pecs or whatever. That was misconstrued, portrayed as latent homeausexuality, when in fact it was nothing more than "locker room talk".

I do picture scal pumping old school, sand filled, taupe colored, plastic weights in his basement, kinda like crazy joe devola clown/pagliacci seinfeld episode.

Scal,  dont reply too grammar trolls, me included! (I do it solely because it seems to bother you)

 
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Big D, when I started calling him Buffalo Scal in the back of my mind I was really considering the killer from Red Dragon. The delusions of graduer and all. When Scal started talking about lifting weights I had a little laugh to myself.
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Quote Originally Posted by BIGDTITLE:

BTW, if you clowns haven't seen Red Dragon, top 10 movie of all time.  Hot sports opinion right there.
I thought the book was much better then the movie, but a good film none the less.
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Maybe more like Christian Bale's Patrick Bateman in American Psycho than Francis Dolarhyde 


But int reality, Stilfer from American Pie or Ben Stiller in Zoolander

All narcissist people like Donny Jr
Histrionic personality disorder. It's sad
 
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Scal wishes he was Pat Bateman.
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Scal wants to be the goat so freaking bad...just like Lebron...no matter what they will ever do, becoming the goat is never going to happen for both of them.
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Quote Originally Posted by packersbackers:

Ibcake...we do not censor Scalabrine's creative writing and make believe angles...we encourage it 



This is exactly why you Packers brother ,who wield the almighty sword of justice...you, yes,youhave the burden ,the duty, to let Mercy soothe the temptations in your heart which can only lead to death,pestilence and chaos..Not only to & for the vanquished, aye,but for the masses here, who really get a hoot and in my selfish need for a days Laugh from the wild angles and just i.m.o. , the lovely serial installments by Scal... for what it is worth Pack, Hugh and Scal been mortal enemies since the gitgo. If Hugh can wield the Sword of Mercy,i know you can peruse the thought...good job in the contest.
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Poo...i know you were the mayor here...can you go back in time and explain to the peoples champ how this long standing feud began between Hugh, the cap off winner , and Scalabrine, the cap off loser ...this information is very important not only to me, but to this entire site for generations to come.
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The feud is so old and so deep, 2006 now ,my mind been fried to go that deep..i think Scal is the guy in a Family pizza joint in Philly ,he used to make videos at the same time as me..i wish Jmitts was here,he would remember..his mind is sound.      Hugh never liked the ppl who had aliases i believe that is something to do with it. like the Hatfield and McCoys,who knows what started it anymore, the feud more important than the initial argument.   

I implore you 1 last time, Let Scal live..let his serial installments thrive....they were so refreshing....i admit you cannot tail someone blindly,but that is Caveat emptor(?) buyer beware....  Mercy my brother, i know it don't come natural or easy,that ius the beauty of it. you helping yourself more than the vanquished.
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Poo...in 11+ years, if you had to guess, how many aliases has Scalabrine had on this site?
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