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After missing the last 2.5 games, #Illini QB AJ Bush Jr. took first team reps at practice on Tuesday. The grad transfer declined to talk with the media but offensive coordinator Rod Smith says he's progressing nicely coming off a hamstring injury, story:

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Leroy11:

I love your write ups Scal. Jam packed full of information. Very often I agree and follow, sometimes , I disagree and don't.But I certainly respect your views on your picks. That being said, I hope Trump stays in office for another term. I hope you win this because I love reading your write ups. Good Luck.

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Always enjoy your threads, Scal, even though I am opposite you politically.  Your proposition about placing a large wager on the outcome of the 2020 election intrigues me.  I am interested in saving you and me both the juice on such a wager and I would give you (-130) on a Democrat winning the presidency in 2020.  I would take the Republican.

How much money do you have in mind?  5k? 10k? More?

If you are serious, just let me know as I am definitely interested.

Smack, I am serious.

I am putting down $10,000.

So we’ll set some ground rules for the night after the election.

1. When Trump concedes, I will create a thread called “Where the hell is my $10,000????” It will have FOUR question marks in the thread title, just in case there are duplicate threads with the same phrasing.

2. I want you to come in that thread and give me the secret password so I know it’s you. The password will be:

“I love Obamacare and Mitt Romney has a binder full of women.”

3. From that point we’ll switch to DM and I’ll give you the drop off point.

4. It will likely be on 33rd and 5th across from Roofus’ XXX Thrills. Just look for the flashing “$.25 peep show special. Free blow up doll + foot pedal air pump for first 50 customers. Today only!” sign.

5. I want my cash in 100 $1 Bricks conveniently delivered in a balck garbage bag. And I prefer Gladd bags over Hefty bags but will accept the latter, if necessary.

6. There will be a trash can with a mutant vermin on the north side of it eating a slice of Sicilian. Kick the vermin towards the closest bus stop. That will create the necessary diversion for you to drop the bag of cash in the waste receptacle.

7. Ernesto, my 375 pound runner, will be watching you the entire time. Please be aware he has served three separate stints on Riker’s Island and one stint in NYU Langone’s psychiatric in-patient ward. He will take care of the pick-up.

8. As Ernesto makes his getaway, and to ensure he is not stopped by the police, I’d like you to walk into a local Duane Reade and lie face down in a pile of cat litter for 20 minutes or for however long it takes for the NYPD to arrive.

That will complete our transaction because god knows I love dealing with total strangers on Covers when it comes to $10 large just to save juice.

Ahhhh, come to think of it, I’ll just spread it out over all my online books. But thanks for the offer! 


 
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Quote Originally Posted by Cooler999:

SCAL......... I don't always see eye to eye with you..

The KVS evolution was PRICELESS!..........DON"T EVER LEAVE HERE.  

Win or lose, if you leave, 1/2 the Chromosomes on Covers will be gone.  And just about all that will be left is:

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Cooler you said it best

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Posted: #130

 

 

 

 

Of all the games on saturday, he had to pick this game.  Must means special to him..

Illinois was off my radar but because of the magnitude of this thread and the guys big balls are on the line, I took the liberty to tail him.  

Won during the week and I have already took it all and bought me some illinois.  If today and tomorrow wins, all in on illinois too . I think they will win by 7 so any numbers below this should be fine.  Now if they win by 3, scal wins and those who came after the party will all gotten played by scal, the greatest con artist on covers.  

 

We with you scal.  Win by 3 to keep you around is my investment.  Why does this sounds like a gofundme pity play?  

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Good karma tweet I just found:

Illinois is now a 5-point favorite at Rutgers. It's the first time Illinois has been a road favorite since the last time it played Rutgers in 2016. Illinois won that game 24-7.

 
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Mac NFL

Wahoo you and I both knew that would be the case after I put the famous 5 letter word in the title.

Tooth Leroy

Packers I don’t plan on losing this one. The entire roll is now bet on this and pro wrestling. Every penny. It is going to be a big weekend. Then it will bloat my roll for an AAC game that will likely have a bigger bet than this one. I just have to wait and see the line.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:


Smack, I am serious.

I am putting down $10,000.

So we’ll set some ground rules for the night after the election.

1. When Trump concedes, I will create a thread called “Where the hell is my $10,000????” It will have FOUR question marks in the thread title, just in case there are duplicate threads with the same phrasing.

2. I want you to come in that thread and give me the secret password so I know it’s you. The password will be:

“I love Obamacare and Mitt Romney has a binder full of women.”

3. From that point we’ll switch to DM and I’ll give you the drop off point.

4. It will likely be on 33rd and 5th across from Roofus’ XXX Thrills. Just look for the flashing “$.25 peep show special. Free blow up doll + foot pedal air pump for first 50 customers. Today only!” sign.

5. I want my cash in 100 $1 Bricks conveniently delivered in a balck garbage bag. And I prefer Gladd bags over Hefty bags but will accept the latter, if necessary.

6. There will be a trash can with a mutant vermin on the north side of it eating a slice of Sicilian. Kick the vermin towards the closest bus stop. That will create the necessary diversion for you to drop the bag of cash in the waste receptacle.

7. Ernesto, my 375 pound runner, will be watching you the entire time. Please be aware he has served three separate stints on Riker’s Island and one stint in NYU Langone’s psychiatric in-patient ward. He will take care of the pick-up.

8. As Ernesto makes his getaway, and to ensure he is not stopped by the police, I’d like you to walk into a local Duane Reade and lie face down in a pile of cat litter for 20 minutes or for however long it takes for the NYPD to arrive.

That will complete our transaction because god knows I love dealing with total strangers on Covers when it comes to $10 large just to save juice.

Ahhhh, come to think of it, I’ll just spread it out over all my online books. But thanks for the offer! 



I stand in awe of your true talent, Sir.  Truly amazing imagination.

But seriously, we can allow any trusted old guard capper on this site to act as our escrow...Wahoo for example...and hold the 10k for each of us.

Just think of the satisfaction you will have knowing you won that money from a Trump supporter...priceless.

Winning that money from some faceless off shore book just won't have the same effect.

PM for the skinny on the down low
 
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Posted: #134

Illinois off an emotional loss now have to play on the road vs the lowly Rutgers Scarlett Knights during what they call ... a Blackout Game. We all now which team will be motivated the first five minutes of the game. It’s gonna be a nail biter to the end. Good luck. 

 
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Good Luck, tailing you peace_5an_cheers

 
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Posted: #136

Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:

Quote Originally Posted by TRAIN69:

Trump is the best to happen to America in a long time. Not sure why people cant see that. ILL is the only play to make on this game.
To each his own. But Train, whether you agree or not, I suggest you look into exotics the GOP will lose the midterms. Although I am 99% certain Kavenaugh will be confirmed this Friday. . I can’t find a bet for that either.Illinois is the play is right...

Heritage Sports has moved Kavanaugh confirmed "Yes" to -1400 based on developments today...yesterday it was -200.  It looks like you were right, barring some bombshell in the next 48 hours....wish I had bet it at -200, too late now.

 
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Good Luck.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by nunong:

Quote Originally Posted by PLAYAAAA1969:

AMERICA FIRST , I do not understand why American Citizens living in America frown on the concept of the Current administration. Maybe all the Haters should try Venezuela or Syria or Iran then maybe after a dose of reality you will appreciate the concept of AMERICA FIRST rather than the world Disorder..
Because this concept sound good on principle but in reality it's mainly empower WHITE people and treat all other minority immigrants as less than.... and that's just one of the issues.... imagine all the current immigration rules were in place (such as Green card base on merits or not citizenship if you receive govt assistance) I don't think half of the current immigrants would be here today.  IF anyone is a minority, you should not support Trump, otherwise you're just a hypocrite who is burning bridges.

 

Why is it, your side continues to use the phrase "minority immigrants", that is a blatant attempt t0 suppress the real issue posed by this administration which is NOT "minority immigrants" it is "ILLEGAL Immigrants. And the immigrants of the early 1900"s until approximately the 1970's came to this country to contribute, work and support the constitution of their new country. And this was done LEGALLY, not crossing the border in the dead of night at ILLEGAL crossing zones..

 
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Posted: #139
Quote Originally Posted by smacksmiter:


I stand in awe of your true talent, Sir.  Truly amazing imagination.

But seriously, we can allow any trusted old guard capper on this site to act as our escrow...Wahoo for example...and hold the 10k for each of us.

Just think of the satisfaction you will have knowing you won that money from a Trump supporter...priceless.

Winning that money from some faceless off shore book just won't have the same effect.



Smack, thank you but no thank you.

You are free to make the same bet on the GOP at +money odds right now which is better than the 50/50 odds you’d get with me.

Plus, Wahoo is in cahoots with Ernesto and is my runner on Jewish holidays only.

I’d trust neither if I were you.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by FadeMeSucka:

To each his own. But Train, whether you agree or not, I suggest you look into exotics the GOP will lose the midterms. Although I am 99% certain Kavenaugh will be confirmed this Friday. . I can’t find a bet for that either.Illinois is the play is right...

Heritage Sports has moved Kavanaugh confirmed "Yes" to -1400 based on developments today...yesterday it was -200.  It looks like you were right, barring some bombshell in the next 48 hours....wish I had bet it at -200, too late now.


If I had Heritage, I’d even bet the Yes -1,400 and give yourself a big dinner with the free $100. Zero chance he doesn’t go through. Zero...
 
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GL scal...nice write up....I won't get into politics, we agree to disagree respectfully. For the sake of the nation, the temperature needs to be toned down but destructive forces who are playing both sides are hell bent on distracting us from the reality, that reality being that we are all economic slaves to the tenth degree.
 
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How has Trump helped black people? Serious question

 
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Quote Originally Posted by WahooS:

ScalNever mix politics with sports my brotha& I’ve been hoping to see you leave for years Last week I didn’t like that many points to give, this is more manageable

i agree wahoo, unless it makes you money like my Kavanaugh Confirmed -160 bet Thread ????

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Totru2lose2u:

How has Trump helped black people? Serious question

Jobs. Trying to limit welfare. Lowered taxes. Hes not trying to racially divide the country like Obama.....

Do you even live in the US? You been watching CNN with Scal?
 
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Jobs. Trying to limit welfare. Lowered taxes. Hes not trying to racially divide the country like Obama.....

Do you even live in the US? You been watching CNN with Scal?

Jobs...

You know you are dealing with a very simple minded individual when you hear that word in response to that question.

He has also helped, by default, through your juvenile argumentation:

Child molesters
Exiled Predator Priests
Serial rapists
Serial killers
Ex-pimps 
Animal abusers
Psychopaths 
Nazi sympathizers 


Oh, but he must have also helped Bill Cosby’s son-in-law on the Cosby show because he had a job at Trader Joe’s too.

I continue to request that the type of thinking in the quoted post be an unacceptable response if you demand people to respect you as a person and as a thinker, even on the most basic of levels. 
 
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All from a guy who didn't even vote. Pathetic

 

You did mention Psychopaths. So he's helped you you are sayingpeace_5

Histrionic personality disorder. It's sad
 
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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:


Jobs...

You know you are dealing with a very simple minded individual when you hear that word in response to that question.

He has also helped, by default, through your juvenile argumentation:

Child molesters
Exiled Predator Priests
Serial rapists
Serial killers
Ex-pimps 
Animal abusers
Psychopaths 
Nazi sympathizers 


Oh, but he must have also helped Bill Cosby’s son-in-law on the Cosby show because he had a job at Trader Joe’s too.

I continue to request that the type of thinking in the quoted post be an unacceptable response if you demand people to respect you as a person and as a thinker, even on the most basic of levels. 
 
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Moving the line bud? ILL -5.5 now 
 
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Illinois -5.5 lines up with my statistical formula I believe sir your on the right side.

GL

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