2021 HOT STOVE

"That's why I was driving" lmfao

Only 5 hours 8 minutes until the new year in Arizona and I am jealous of guys that live further east. It is a cold day in Hades when that happens. They must be serving ice water in Hell. Can't say good-bye to this year soon enough. Only good news is that the granddaughter seems to be handling the Covid OK. She doesn't feel worth a crap and her taste and smell are gone, but she is breathing OK and partially functioning. 

HAPPY NEW YEAR GENTLEMEN (you too JEG)

@KeyElement

 Glad I checked in here. It reminded me to call my sister in Arizona AFTER midnight here. We’re two hours ahead of you and her. Glad to hear your granddaughter is starting to feel better. Best wishes to everyone for a better 2021.

@KeyElement

 Nothing better than seeing the end of this shit filled stupid year with racist dumb ass people praising a moron that still think he will get a second term,next goal will be in 20 days after Happy New Year tonight is watching him waddle out of the WH.                           him.

To the rest of everyone YES EVEN KEY THIS YEAR,because we are still praying for his family to heal from the issues they had to go thru this year,

   HAPPY NEW YEAR AND HAVE A GREAT NEXT YEAR WITH NO ISSUE'S.

@JEG53

 You guys will please note: He says "because we are still praying for his family to heal from the issues they had to go thru this year,".

So, you see what a sneaky POS he really is; wishes healing to my family, not a word about ME.

Happy New year JEG   

Do you believe this shit? I check my bank balance 6 A.M. Jan 2nd and my $600 stimulus is already there. Maybe Donald loves me more than JEG. That would turn my world upside down.

https://www.covers.com/forum/nfl-betting-21/why-did-the-nfl-go-down-the-tube-and-turn-to-shhit-103485665/1

Thought I should share the ultimate wisdom of this thread.

Bored, no baseball news.

Took Pittsburgh +10 and a little something on +310 ML. Dip into that stimulus $ Key?

Honestly, put $25 on every dog ML in the nfl this week and it should produce a little scratch imo. Except the Jaguars and Bengals.

I apologize for not sharing Ohio State ML, that was stealing candy from a baby

@undermysac

Have to admit I did not watch one single minute of football this weekend. That check will just get spent sac. You know I am a patriotic guy and it is meant to help people far worse off than I am. That plus another 200 will get new premium tires on my car, a little maintenance done, complete detail, and maybe I will toss in a couple hundred more entertaining the wife. Patriotic spending on my part. What a guy, huh?

@KeyElement

 Wow who did you piss off,GOT MY 600 ON THE FIRST,NEW YEAR DAY

NOW YOUR SAYING IN LARGE LETTERS I WROTE FOR YOU,YES EVEN KEY,YOU THIS YOU DO NOT SEE,I HAVE BEEN JUST A FRIEND TO YOU,I CAN NOT CONTROL YOUR ISSUES WITH BEING LESS THAN,I WILLPRAY FOR YOU KEY ALONG WITH YOUR FAMILY THAT NEED THEM.

I did the bold letters for you so you could read everything,and the last thing you can call me is sneaky,I pour my heart out to my friends here,and since you need to hear it,

                                   HAPPY NEW YEAR KEY,HOPE YOU YOURSELF HAVE A GREAT YEAR

@undermysac

 Yeh that would of been a nice win,as with m/l I am sure I would of taken the points also,who needed a 100 bucks or so win,maybe more depended on how high money line was+300 something I would guess off hand which would of been over that much,or a m/l parley with over,nice win on that bet I would think,

sac just glad you won,that is all that matters,I was watching some of game on new LG 65 inch TV in HD,game sucked so changed it as I had no money on it,lol

@JEG53

 The bold print is OK I guess, but it would be more helpful if your punctuation, spelling and spacing were a lot better. I guess you didn't have one of your educated daughters type this one for you, right? Good thing for your failing eyesight you got that 65 incher, huh? Now you can sit four feet from the screen instead of three and leave room for the rest of the family to see around your fat arse. I suppose the next step is they get you one of those reclining theatre type easy chairs with a drink holder in each armrest. A warm blanket for your lap and you will be all set for retirement. Someday they will notice an offensive odor in the room and figure out you are not napping but have checked out of this cold, cruel world for that golden resort in the sky where someone else mixes the drinks and you don't have to pay the hookers. Have a nice life, my friend, what's left of it anyway. 

BTW: Who is going to be "your" team this year? Giants, Dodgers, Padres, Angels, A's? It seems like you have mentioned most of them so far but you gotta have a sleeper east of the Rockies, don't you? 

HAPPY NEW YEAR Califruity

@LogCottage

 Well I looked back to check something out and I see that you had to split a post into 2 posts so you were able to steal #300 from some Friend of Key Element that had to drive somewhere that he thought was funny,I am guessing it was more dribble so he could have #300 post,but like Key he was to slow but he did manage to write something,like Key,that no one knows what he is talking about.And since I was able to point out to Key that I did involve him in the post with his Family,he has reverted back to his made up grammar issues in another person's post instead of saying he was wrong and thank you for showing me the way,which I always have to do.

How he was able to bring another one of our Cover Friends,LogCottage,to get involved and try to twist the knife in my back just shows his abilities to resemble someone like Loki,who with Wand is able to get others to turn on Friends as he turns on his Brother always.And the Driver that I do not know,he has somehow gotten him to throw in a barb even with you,Key's allege fellow Senior Citizen taking 300 out from under him.

It reminds me of something like another friend of Key might do,tell others about his great win that he was able to PM to Key but maybe only me but probably to others and then doing the apology thing for not sharing with anyone but Key,it is clear the order of things that go on in our thing,thanks for the reminder.

I will name this behavior The Bradshaw,if I need to explain this I would,but it has been pointed out to me that I post things years after they happen.

@JEG53

Let's get started: word, comma, SPACE. word, comma, SPACE. word, period, SPACE.

Third, maybe fourth grade stuff (for the intellectually challenged). 

If progress is made we can move on. If not we will have to continue with remedial lessons.

@LogCottage

 almost? Really, c'mon, you know it made you jealous or you wouldn't have even mentioned it. One thing we should keep straight around here is just who is the legitimate intellectual? Not to brag, but uh, it's not complicated. 

What was that Bradshaw.

And I only use commas when I get tired of typing and take a break,as a mixologist all I had to do was count the money,

and I find LC comments a much better read and written than yours,might start calling him The Professor.

                                      Key Me                        

And my Grammar is really very Good from the things I see posted on covers,so if you still want to be a teacher sure you can find others in here that need the help,what do you think LogCottage or The Professor.

@KeyElement

 And I am done betting on Covid19 related sports,

but when real baseball comes back I will be sure to let you know who my fav. team or teams,depending on which players are doing well or ex Giants on other teams,hoping by Spring they will have a handle on 19 and The Madman is a memory.

@LogCottage

 Would you point out to that Key Guy that the words above are well written and everything is in it's place,Thanks my Friend,     JEG

@JEG53

 You may be on to something with “The Professor” If I can find a catchy photo to go along with it, I may dump my current screen name. As far as the grammar is concerned, I must correct one statement that you made: “...when real baseball comes back...”. Unfortunately, we all know that’s never going to happen. That disappeared many, many, many years ago.

Ohio St +7.5(-115) <----------free $ 

Ohio St ML(+230) <---------- a friendly coin flip 

@LogCottage

 Thanks Professor,I knew Key was making shit up again about my post which you can tell when I hit a nerve as he switches to things that do not matter instead of him just saying your right,I am wrong.

We have a new name for our friend,Donald Key.

I think your right LC,esp. if they try that 6 man rotation shit,of course the question has to be why,starters pitch 200 innings in 28 starts now.So if we go back pre virus I should of written,at least we had starters starting and they were suppose to get the first 5 innings done at least.

The days of our youth when you could not get a pitcher to leave a game,I have talked about the game where both pitchers went 16 innings with Dodgers winning 1-0,not even talking about those days.But there is no reason a guy making 10 to 20 mill.a year can not pitch 7 innings every 5 days or even 100 plus pitches in 5 days,that is what I was talking about in the real baseball reference.I agree Professor real baseball in our mind will never return.

@undermysac

 So your using the winnings from last game to double up I see,GL to you.

I don't know who to address anymore since L.C. and JEG have doubled-up to try and tag team me to death. So be it.

L.C., don't you dare change user name, it took you five years to get me straight or I would still be calling you LogCabin.

JEG, your punctuation is not a damn bit better, a monkey at a keyboard could do as well. Have one of your educated daughters (or any third grader) show you where the space bar is. Yours might even still be clearly marked since you haven't touched it since you bought that Commodore 64 back in 1975. No cell phone and an ancient computer should show these guys how mechanically and intellectually retarded you are. Yeah, I know, that is politically incorrect but you are probably still back in the dark ages on that too.

Baseball, or what ever else we choose to call it, returns to Maricovid County February 27, and man do we need it. Locked down at home these days all we can find to do is argue with friends on the Internet, or send text messages demeaning the character of those we despise. You would be surprised how hard it is to get some of those rumors started.

So now we have Califruity, Chifartgo, and Maricovid. L.C., where you from? I could knick-name that as well. 

Cheers