@undermysac
Good luck, but I am not tailing. Webb has one serious inning versus a worthy opponent, Dodgers. The 0.00 era and 17 K's are impressive, but Arizona once and Cleveland twice are practically gimmies. The A's may back off, or have to come back later versus relief pitching, but they have been an offensive juggernaut lately.
I had an old friend , who has since passed away , who worked in the business tell me that is exactly how it worked . H e said they would ask the player how much a game he bet , and the ones making small bets got the losers, & the whales got the play. I won't name the handicapper he worked for, but they had "blue plate specials "
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@BIGDTITLE
Did you already have your sex change operation? Sorry, I missed it. What would be preferable? Ms.? Neut? sac is "old school" as they say. Like most of his breed (Pollocks) he has not yet entered the 20th Century, much less the 21st. Using "boys" though may hint at a touch of pedophilia. Whole new subjects to explore while we await the regular season. Only on Covers can you gather a crowd like this one.
@undermysac
OK, I will hand it to your boy Webb. Great performance against a legit opponent. I didn't expect Manaea or the A's to just mail it in, but they did. No offense to you or Webb, but after Manaea blew up nobody gave a damn. I won't be surprised if after the 8th both managers just say "--ck it" and head for the bar.
Closing out ST with a total, and I hate overs.
Brewers/Rangers OVER 10(+100)
Jordan Lyles has had a good spring with limited work. He's an ex Brewer.
Adrian Houser is a dumpster fire. The Ranger pen is a dumpster fire.
Both lineups look killer and the Brewers are using a DH. Both teams like hitting righties.
What could go wrong?
Good Luck Lads 
@JEG53
Twelve freaking years and you still amaze me. What did you ever say that we could take to the bank? They don't accept bar jokes as deposits. I asked them once if my credit was good for a loan. When I used you as a reference they tore up the application and threw me out. I tried to use you for a discount at your resort and they doubled the room fee. Take it to the bank my azz. The season starts Thursday. If you follow the rest of us you might make a few bucks this year. TAKE THAT TO THE BANK. And instead of calling me Don-Key you can start calling me Under-Dog-Key. nders and +$ dogs will make us both rich this year.
@KeyElement
I have a # on the card Hyatt sent me for Employee Discount rest of my life for working there over half my life, you ever want to use the # you let me know, or you can just say you asked me for # and I never gave it to you or you could say you used the # and it did not work, any of those will work and you can take that to the Bank also.
Established in 1995,
that every word I utter you can take it to the bank. 
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Now you can hate them even more 
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