When is the last time you were in a good street fight?

I'm not a tough guy sir.

You're not tough at all. You couldn't defend anything, not your girl, your house, your family...nothing. At least you admit it. I do respect the confession. Call 911 or text for help when somebody uses profanity or calls you names.

5 pages deep and all the fight tales the covers posted win em all!!

Hurray for the old dude Goose is truthful, I believe him.

Was at the State Fair with a date once and a fukking riot broke out right there on the Midway.  Black dudes vs white dudes... .very racial and quite scary actually.  Men, women, animals......just crazy.

The Carnies were jumping off the rides to join the melee.  People were picking up tools, gravel rakes, chairs and shiot.  We just held hands and sprinted several hundred feet with me knocking dudes out of the way with kicks and punches as we fled.

Haven't been back to the State Fair since....

I got in one Labor Day of 2013 with one of my bro in law's employees.One of those cats we picked up at homeless mission to do construction.It was on a Fri night he ran his mouth showing off to his girlfriend.I saw him Sat and told him if he ever did that again I'd bust him in his eye.I guess he chewed on that a couple of days...Labor day morn I get woke up with some idiot beating on my room window yelling" come on p**ssy!" Still gave him the benefit of the doubt went outside because sis was screaming..He was in her face inside a pick up truck.He came out me and I slammed the door into him knocking him back in truck.I got in truck ate about 2 punches and beat the f**k out of him drilling him at least 2o times.I got a Lil shiner,but he was all busted up.My hands were soar for a week...He was drunk and I tried to avoid it ,but when he charged me he paid for it.I was happy I did knock any of his teeth out.First real brawl I'd been on over a decade.We ended up being friends.Took no pleasure in beating someone up.Fighting is for children.

.               Great story Goose..Sometimes u got to do what u have to do......This guy must have got beat up all the time.

Meant to say I was happy I did NOT knock any of his teeth out.I promise u I wouldn't have paid a dime for it if I did.100% Self defense...

Well, today makes a full week.

If the Police aren't looking for me yet, I guess I'm...

Stone Free to Ride the Breeze.

Wow, just WOW.

So you are taking a shot at my handicapped son???

Does that somehow make you feel good, Keyboard Warrior?

Wow, 58 with the maturity of a 15 year old. 

Hey, Law Enforcement checks in.  A little late.  Like you worthless Cops are all the time.  Never around when actually needed.

meh. 

The punk was half my age and came out of his car after me. 

Sorry, NO RULES.

He storms towards you and goes after you but somehow you casually walked to meet him half way  

You seem to have problems with reading comprehension.

Post # 64...

"I was at my rear bumper in two running steps"

"This guy gets out of his car and starts storming towards me."

" Left my Glock in the car and I met him at my rear bumper. "

What's your beef with me anyway?

I never recall giving you any trouble in five years?

Just trying to understand the story.  

And another one.

What trouble have I given you over the last four years?

Walk up on tj  in a sportsbookwould be an amazing dream. Just pull him out of his chair by the shirt and sit down.

Lil punk and his buddies all walk away.

Vanish.

26 here. Got into a drunken brawl at 22. Barely remember it but it was a street fight…no charges pressed and some blood drawn but nothing personal