Just found out I have to do 9 months in jail....

  agreed, amazing read.

See Freezy, even if you get fucked in the ass a couple times at least your posts will be a hoot when you get a out and tell us about it.

Plus, if your fat, the storyteller that blueberrys linked to said it was hard not to laugh the one or two times he got butt-raped in prison because between the rapists small dick and the guys fat ass cheeks there was barely any penetration.



Sorry to hear about all this though, really.

You should slip some opana in a condom and put it in your ass before you go in

Instant cred... the junkies will protect you.

County is far different than State. You should be fine as long as you don't have an attitude with anybody.

Treat every guard as if he/she were the president (sir sir sir for 9 months). Goes a long way when some punk is giving you a problem.

 

Good luck, Freezy.  Give us a shout when you get out.  County time (usually) is better than state or federal time. Keep your head down, follow directions from the screws, don't smart off.

I did 3 years in prison as Ive posted about before on here. Best thing to do is just be "neutral"and avoid any kinda gang affiliation at all.

Prison was easy to me but it tore the hell outta my ass

Here is my advice based on what I have learned from people over the years...

1. You are not going to be in a max security prison...  your crime was not violent in nature and being a first time offender, it will not be as bad as what you see on the movies/tv

2. If you have a chance to work, even if tho it pays pennies per hour, jump at the chance...  This will give you some structure, purpose and something to focus on...

3. What real studies show (not anecdotal "People") is that people can learn something positive from the process, but after one year if they have not learned anything they wont learn more by spending more time... If you have been moving large amounts of THC you have been on a faster paced life in some ways and this gives you a chance to reset and slow down...

4.  Since your crime is drug related, you will probably required to do some therapy or 12 step program and I would encourage you do give it a shot... group therapy and meetings are a place to try to make progress, listen and share becasue you can dont know these guys and you wont see them afterwards...

5.  Good behavior and therapy might get you out earlier...  Because of the nature of your crime you will likely be discharged to an Oxford house where learning to tolerate and shared environment and being engaged in meetings and recovery are thing that you will need to learn to succeed...

Dude,you really have nothing to worry about.What really sux is this will be on your record.Its not easy being an EX Con , looking for a job!!!

 One more thing,unless you want to have your shit pushed in,you shouldnt have that problem..Just find something to pass your time..

if you have internet access you can talk to us at covers...

I honestly believe there are two kinds of law breakers...

Those who got caught, and those who have not been caught (the rest of us, EVERYBODY).

I spent one night in jail in Philly (Insulted 2 plains clothes cops who stopped my brother while he was walking down the street while arguing with his girl. I got their attention while he got away and said they didn't look like fucking townwatch let alone fucking cops. I was ready to take em out when the badges came out and their backups also. We were all a little drunk. I got released in the morning) and one night in jail in California (Loaded gun in glovebox with max in clip and one in the hole- Girl driving was speeding and I had an open beer - Cop asked to search - I didn't know the CA weapon transport laws). I managed to get off easy somehow due to my history, job and story. Got probation deferral for the weapon charge, wiped off my record also - no lawyers involved. The girl never even got so much as a ticket.

Personally, I think I'd snap if sentenced to any kinda time behind bars. Those prior two nights I had been drinking and to me it was no big deal back then. But now... I really think I'd snap. Shit, I feel like snapping now and I have not done anything yet. I could handle solitary for the entire time... but being around people in jail would make me snap. My patience is gone. I'm already at the point where I don't give a shit about living or dying. I've lived more in 48 years than most have in 100. The only thing that has saved me so far was 15 years ago when I met my wife cause I was falling over the edge back then because my life didn't matter to me. It would not be good for anyone involved for me to face that kind of thing even now. I've already died more than a few times so I am not one bit scared to face it again. This may sound severe to some, but I know myself and my history well enough and really don't care. I did voluntary time in a veterans psych place many years ago but the Doc's are also fucking nutz if you ask me, and I told them that. I spoke to a conferance room full of quack doc's and shot their bullshit down. The Army gave me an honorable discharge after I served my time but with a psych RE code. My commander said everyone wanted to boot me from the Army but I always did whatever asked of me and did it better than anyone else could ever do it. I don't look for or do anything right now that would get me incarcerated but would not deal with it mildly if I was in a bad situation and threatened with incarceration of considerable time. That option is not in my personal constitution. I'm surprised I've made it this far in life. Like I said... There are two kinds... so God must know my limits and has somehow prevented me from facing that option, although he sure has made up for it in other areas of my life. I guess I'll chat with the Big G about it all when I face him.

I know that what I've said here dosen't mean a hill of beans to you in your situation but somehow I feel a little better having said what I did. Seeing it in writing brings it to the surface again for me. It's what I deal with each day. I love my wife but don't really care much about my own life. I have told her about how she has helped me and she knows, but the rest is between me and God and she does not know about that, nor can I tell her since there is nothing further she can do for me. Personally I feel glad that she would get a nice chunk of cash when I'm gone to make life better for her and my grown son in Philly. This is my jail...myself.

Good Luck Dude. I really hope that something good comes out of this situation for you and that you somehow change things in your life for the better. Just do the best you can with what you'll have when you get out.  

alot of good support here...

good job covers brothers...

no one will help you and give you the shirt off their back like a gambler... mainly because in some way we have all been over our heads at some time in our lives...

And I do appreciate it guys. Hopefully, Ill have an update soon.  Until then, I'm trying to accept the fact that this is happening in the near future. It isn't easy.

Freeze, my condolences for your predicament.  One key bit of advice I would like to bestow upon you is to NEVER ask someone "what they did" to get here in jail.  Most people you will encounter have pending cases and will never tell you what "they did."  If you must ask out of curiosity, ask in the form of "What did they accuse you of to get you sent here."   Its all about being headstrong at this point......at least football season is here and I know they will have tv's in your block.  I'm still optomistic for you that this situation will turn out much less potent than you are anticipating.  Best of luck brother!  

FREZZY WHERE ARE U GOIN STATE OR FEDS THAT MAKES A DIFFERENCE AND 9 MONTHS IS A CAKE WALK I GOT 4 YEARS 10 MONTHS BACK IN 2000 AND BREEZED THREW IT U WILL B FINE HOPEFULLY UR GOIN TOO STATE WHERE U CAN GET OUT EARLY CAUSE IF U WERE LIKE ME MINE WAS FED THERE IS NO PAROLE AND U ONLY GET 46 DAYS A YEAR GOOD TIME IF U DONT FCK UP WHICH IS IMPOSSIBLE

KEEP YOUR MONTH SHUT DONT TELL ANYONE ESPICALLY IF UR GOIN TOO A HIGH OR MEDIUM SECURITY PENITENARY THAT U ONLY HAVE 9 MONTHS THEY WILL MAKE IT A LIVING HELL SHHHHHHH AND YOU WILL B FINE SHORT VACATION

hopefully its county and u still need to keep a low pro.........this shit about kicking some guys ass just because   is bad advice IMHO    if u need to kick some ass   u will know it also sounds like u kept quite.  i hade 2 get out because u cannot trust ne1 

BOL 

You could bide your time by researching the appeal process. Your lawyer sucked. You practically got the maximum sentence in one of the most lenient states in the country. As it is, you will do 4.5 months tops, but you need to research alternatives to jail time, including work release. Your sentence of straight jail time makes no sense for the crime you committed.

If you need some tangible advice, adhere to the counsel of Prison Mike

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4vXx2y7D6U

 

How do you serve 9 months in County on a 20lb bust? That's State or Fed time.

I'd make a deal and move to Nepal andstart a clean slate. No way would I set foot in one of those places.

 

Here's a PICTURE of when I got busted  Didn't even cop a charge... got all my stuff taken though. 

 

The best overall advice so far.

"Man up" and you must scrap if it comes down to it, so brush up on your boxing and establish from the beginning you arent "that guy." <<<

 

 

That's not good.  searchwarrant is usually right about everything.

today is "D-day" for Freezy, right?  Waiting on the update...