Posted:
#151
Quote Originally Posted by BURG2VEGAS:
i been locked up 3x in life and did well over 10 years , it sucks
one thing i hope you aint a rat, cause im not into helping snitches
Just found out I have to do 9 months in jail....
Posted:
#152
Quote Originally Posted by equalblueberrys:
The first time I went to prison I was 14 years old. Skinny little boy......very afraid. Buy the time I came out I had a beard......I was grown man. I went back to my hometown. I found my mother. I kissed her and she screamed. She didn't recognize me. I have been in three different prisons FreezyF. Three different countries. And you know what I learned? I learned prison is a bad place to be. Nine months is a long time. Some men would do anything to avoid Nine months in prison.
This is my advice to you: When you get there....figure it out who's who. Find the man nobody's protecting. A man without friends....and beat him until his eyes bleed. Let them think you are a little bit crazy, but respectful too. Respectful of the right man. You are a good looking boy. It won't be easy for you. I remember I was 14 when I first went. I tattooed "survive"on my hand the night before I went to prison. And I did. We do what we have to do to survive.
The first time I went to prison I was 14 years old. Skinny little boy......very afraid. Buy the time I came out I had a beard......I was grown man. I went back to my hometown. I found my mother. I kissed her and she screamed. She didn't recognize me. I have been in three different prisons FreezyF. Three different countries. And you know what I learned? I learned prison is a bad place to be. Nine months is a long time. Some men would do anything to avoid Nine months in prison.
This is my advice to you: When you get there....figure it out who's who. Find the man nobody's protecting. A man without friends....and beat him until his eyes bleed. Let them think you are a little bit crazy, but respectful too. Respectful of the right man. You are a good looking boy. It won't be easy for you. I remember I was 14 when I first went. I tattooed "survive"on my hand the night before I went to prison. And I did. We do what we have to do to survive.
Posted:
#156
when i was in prison i ate 50 eggs for a bet, i played in a football game against the guards, i had to fight this guy because i accidentally killed his little brother in a car accident, once they made me ride in a prison rodeo because i had wicked good bull riding skills, sick people came to my cell because i had magical powers of healing, once we had a big riot and we all yelled "attica!" but i'm not sure why, even though i was in prison for shoplifting porn i spent some time on death row and this hot catholic lady would visit me, sometimes we'd cook all kinds of good italian food and drink wine that we'd get smuggled in, my next door cellmate kept lots of birds and we called him "the birdman", in the end i pretended like i was crazy and threw a water fountain through a wall to escape.
Posted:
#157
Quote Originally Posted by bsforsale:
when i was in prison i ate 50 eggs for a bet, i played in a football game against the guards, i had to fight this guy because i accidentally killed his little brother in a car accident, once they made me ride in a prison rodeo because i had wicked good bull riding skills, sick people came to my cell because i had magical powers of healing, once we had a big riot and we all yelled "attica!" but i'm not sure why, even though i was in prison for shoplifting porn i spent some time on death row and this hot catholic lady would visit me, sometimes we'd cook all kinds of good italian food and drink wine that we'd get smuggled in, my next door cellmate kept lots of birds and we called him "the birdman", in the end i pretended like i was crazy and threw a water fountain through a wall to escape.
when i was in prison i ate 50 eggs for a bet, i played in a football game against the guards, i had to fight this guy because i accidentally killed his little brother in a car accident, once they made me ride in a prison rodeo because i had wicked good bull riding skills, sick people came to my cell because i had magical powers of healing, once we had a big riot and we all yelled "attica!" but i'm not sure why, even though i was in prison for shoplifting porn i spent some time on death row and this hot catholic lady would visit me, sometimes we'd cook all kinds of good italian food and drink wine that we'd get smuggled in, my next door cellmate kept lots of birds and we called him "the birdman", in the end i pretended like i was crazy and threw a water fountain through a wall to escape.
What we've got here is...a failure to communicate...
Posted:
#158
Quote Originally Posted by bsforsale:
when i was in prison i ate 50 eggs for a bet, i played in a football game against the guards, i had to fight this guy because i accidentally killed his little brother in a car accident, once they made me ride in a prison rodeo because i had wicked good bull riding skills, sick people came to my cell because i had magical powers of healing, once we had a big riot and we all yelled "attica!" but i'm not sure why, even though i was in prison for shoplifting porn i spent some time on death row and this hot catholic lady would visit me, sometimes we'd cook all kinds of good italian food and drink wine that we'd get smuggled in, my next door cellmate kept lots of birds and we called him "the birdman", in the end i pretended like i was crazy and threw a water fountain through a wall to escape.
when i was in prison i ate 50 eggs for a bet, i played in a football game against the guards, i had to fight this guy because i accidentally killed his little brother in a car accident, once they made me ride in a prison rodeo because i had wicked good bull riding skills, sick people came to my cell because i had magical powers of healing, once we had a big riot and we all yelled "attica!" but i'm not sure why, even though i was in prison for shoplifting porn i spent some time on death row and this hot catholic lady would visit me, sometimes we'd cook all kinds of good italian food and drink wine that we'd get smuggled in, my next door cellmate kept lots of birds and we called him "the birdman", in the end i pretended like i was crazy and threw a water fountain through a wall to escape.
What??! You sound like you are batshit crazy my friend.R.P. McMurphy tried the water fountain thing on the opening night of the world series, but no luck. Lost a dime to Martini.
(jabar Gaffney emoticon aka the "cocaine eyes!) 
Posted:
#165
Quote Originally Posted by equalblueberrys:
The first time I went to prison I was 14 years old. Skinny little boy......very afraid. Buy the time I came out I had a beard......I was grown man. I went back to my hometown. I found my mother. I kissed her and she screamed. She didn't recognize me. I have been in three different prisons FreezyF. Three different countries. And you know what I learned? I learned prison is a bad place to be. Nine months is a long time. Some men would do anything to avoid Nine months in prison.
The first time I went to prison I was 14 years old. Skinny little boy......very afraid. Buy the time I came out I had a beard......I was grown man. I went back to my hometown. I found my mother. I kissed her and she screamed. She didn't recognize me. I have been in three different prisons FreezyF. Three different countries. And you know what I learned? I learned prison is a bad place to be. Nine months is a long time. Some men would do anything to avoid Nine months in prison.
This is my advice to you: When you get there....figure it out who's who. Find the man nobody's protecting. A man without friends....and beat him until his eyes bleed. Let them think you are a little bit crazy, but respectful too. Respectful of the right man. You are a good looking boy. It won't be easy for you. I remember I was 14 when I first went. I tattooed "survive"on my hand the night before I went to prison. And I did. We do what we have to do to survive.
Posted:
#168
Quote Originally Posted by FreezyF:
I go in November 9th, to start my 9 months. Tough day today, and its only going to getter tougher. Thank god for friends and family, without their support, I don't know how I'm going to do this.
I got 5 weeks to enjoy myself.
I go in November 9th, to start my 9 months. Tough day today, and its only going to getter tougher. Thank god for friends and family, without their support, I don't know how I'm going to do this.
I got 5 weeks to enjoy myself.
party your fucking balls off freezy,,,,,hope that you get a hangover that takes 9 months to get rid of.............. you'll be in my thoughts buddy.............
Posted:
#169
Quote Originally Posted by FreezyF:
I go in November 9th, to start my 9 months. Tough day today, and its only going to getter tougher. Thank god for friends and family, without their support, I don't know how I'm going to do this.
I got 5 weeks to enjoy myself.
I go in November 9th, to start my 9 months. Tough day today, and its only going to getter tougher. Thank god for friends and family, without their support, I don't know how I'm going to do this.
I got 5 weeks to enjoy myself.
I'm sure Thanksgiving dinner in the big house is special.
Christmas grab bag is always eventful.
For New Years everyone watches the ball drop as one big happy family.
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time
Good luck, freezy ... hopefully 9 months is enough time to reflect and get yourself on the right track
bigreds daddy
Posted:
#170
When i was in I had a new cellmate come in that had been done for weed, a scrawny guy that wouldn't stand up for himself . Needless to say he got picked on alot and one day he refused to do what one of the well connected fellas wanted him to do. The following day he got raped pretty bad and at the end they made a huge cut in his ball sack.
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