Just found out I have to do 9 months in jail....

Quote Originally Posted by FreezyF:

Spitfire, jwh-018, look it up.  Its made the last 6 much better

Quote Originally Posted by equalblueberrys:

You should read this thread:
https://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=136858

Its  REALLY good......its been reposted on a bunch of forums. I originally saw it on a car forum and NOT The starcraft forum I linked to lol.  Im not a starcraft nerd.

Anyway, I first read it on my car forum, but then I couldn't find it now, so just googled it and the starcraft one was the first that came up.

Basically its a thread by some guy who did 2 years, and when he came out he went on a forum/message board and documented his whole experience.    It's kind of in Q and A format and a bit of a tough read b/c of grammar issues, but its VERY informative.....and VERY entertaining b/c of it.........I strongly recommend everyone here read it

Quote Originally Posted by equalblueberrys:

The first time I went to prison I was 14 years old.  Skinny little boy......very afraid.  Buy the time I came out I had a beard......I was grown man.  I went back to my hometown.  I found my mother.  I kissed her and she screamed.  She didn't recognize me.  I have been in three different prisons FreezyF.  Three different countries.  And you know what I learned?  I learned prison is a bad place to be.  Nine months is a long time.  Some men would do anything to avoid Nine months in prison. 

This is my advice to you:  When you get there....figure it out who's who.   Find the man nobody's protecting.  A man without friends....and beat him until his eyes bleed.  Let them think you are a little bit crazy, but respectful too.  Respectful of the right man.  You are a good looking boy.  It won't be easy for you.  I remember I was 14 when I first went.  I tattooed "survive"on my hand the night before I went to prison.  And I did.  We do what we have to do to survive. 

Quote Originally Posted by equalblueberrys:

Ya bro.  definitely the new way to do pain meds.  We should get together some time and have a "Cut holes in your body and stuff percoset in the wound" party.  Would be a GREAT TIME!

Quote Originally Posted by Spitfire15:

My second cell mate was this kid done for weed. He was scared as fuck. He wet the bed every night he came in for weeks. Worst thing I ever did to another human was share my junk with him. At the time, I just felt like it would help him adjust - but some people really can't handle it, or else seem to become addicted way to fast. I know my own limits, and know it takes a steady habit for months to get seriously hooked. Not this kid. He was getting the shakes after a few days without it.

One day he comes back for lock down, takes a hit and after a few minutes says - this isn't H, try it. And it turned out to be powdered MDMA, or Ecstacy. We both did it and ended up giving each other blow jobs. Afterward, things were pretty awkward until I said, you know fuck it, we're in prison, let's make a deal that if we can score for ecstacy again we'll get each other off.

Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:

Its an old inside joke here at covers.

I posted that I wanted to smoke pot, but didnt know how to get it - and the suggestions came in - and somehow I settled on asking the pizza guy.  I actually did this, and documented it here - and it turned in to a hilarious thread.  I noticed some of the people who posted in this thread were also in that thread, so I posted the line for a laugh.

Nothing personal - I actually was a little disturbed with your situation - and certainly hope things work out for you.  From what I know (which is nothing, just like 99% of people you will get advice from), all of this violence stuff is silly - its the boredom - and restrictions - and lack of choice that will get to you.  I would write a book, just start writing and dont stop.

GL

Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:

Its an old inside joke here at covers.

I posted that I wanted to smoke pot, but didnt know how to get it - and the suggestions came in - and somehow I settled on asking the pizza guy.  I actually did this, and documented it here - and it turned in to a hilarious thread.  I noticed some of the people who posted in this thread were also in that thread, so I posted the line for a laugh.

Nothing personal - I actually was a little disturbed with your situation - and certainly hope things work out for you.  From what I know (which is nothing, just like 99% of people you will get advice from), all of this violence stuff is silly - its the boredom - and restrictions - and lack of choice that will get to you.  I would write a book, just start writing and dont stop.

GL

Quote Originally Posted by Spitfire15:

My second cell mate was this kid done for weed. He was scared as fuck. He wet the bed every night he came in for weeks. Worst thing I ever did to another human was share my junk with him. At the time, I just felt like it would help him adjust - but some people really can't handle it, or else seem to become addicted way to fast. I know my own limits, and know it takes a steady habit for months to get seriously hooked. Not this kid. He was getting the shakes after a few days without it.

One day he comes back for lock down, takes a hit and after a few minutes says - this isn't H, try it. And it turned out to be powdered MDMA, or Ecstacy. We both did it and ended up giving each other blow jobs. Afterward, things were pretty awkward until I said, you know fuck it, we're in prison, let's make a deal that if we can score for ecstacy again we'll get each other off.

Quote Originally Posted by Spitfire15:

My second cell mate was this kid done for weed. He was scared as fuck. He wet the bed every night he came in for weeks. Worst thing I ever did to another human was share my junk with him. At the time, I just felt like it would help him adjust - but some people really can't handle it, or else seem to become addicted way to fast. I know my own limits, and know it takes a steady habit for months to get seriously hooked. Not this kid. He was getting the shakes after a few days without it.

One day he comes back for lock down, takes a hit and after a few minutes says - this isn't H, try it. And it turned out to be powdered MDMA, or Ecstacy. We both did it and ended up giving each other blow jobs. Afterward, things were pretty awkward until I said, you know fuck it, we're in prison, let's make a deal that if we can score for ecstacy again we'll get each other off.

Quote Originally Posted by I-Got-5-On-It:

Is that thread still around Van ??

Quote Originally Posted by I-Got-5-On-It:

Is that thread still around Van ??

Quote Originally Posted by Spitfire15:

My second cell mate was this kid done for weed. He was scared as fuck. He wet the bed every night he came in for weeks. Worst thing I ever did to another human was share my junk with him. At the time, I just felt like it would help him adjust - but some people really can't handle it, or else seem to become addicted way to fast. I know my own limits, and know it takes a steady habit for months to get seriously hooked. Not this kid. He was getting the shakes after a few days without it.

One day he comes back for lock down, takes a hit and after a few minutes says - this isn't H, try it. And it turned out to be powdered MDMA, or Ecstacy. We both did it and ended up giving each other blow jobs. Afterward, things were pretty awkward until I said, you know fuck it, we're in prison, let's make a deal that if we can score for ecstacy again we'll get each other off.