Speaker of the House Mike Johnson

The new speaker just ordered these 10 Commandments to be posted in all Members’ offices:

1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me, except thou shalt followeth thy Orange Jesus over any moral cliff.

2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless thou shalt have purchaseth it on http://DonaldJTrump.com.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain, except when thou shalt attacketh Brandon or thy RINOs.

4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy, unless thou attendeth a musical production in Denver.

5. Honour thy father and thy mother, and burieth thy mother on thy father’s golf course.

6. Thou shalt not kill, but thou shalt shooteth looters on sight, and puteth alligators in thy moat to keepeth out the Mexicans.

7.  Thou shalt not commit adultery, but if thou shalt do so with thy porn star, thou shalt payeth her off through an intermediary and falsifieth thy accounting records.

8.  Thou shalt not steal, unless thou needeth to steeleth one moreth than a certain number of popular votes or unless thou can hideth thy stollen documents at thy bathroom in thy resort.

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness. LOL.

10. Thou shalt not covet (but seeth nos. 2, 4, 7, and 8 aboveth).

This Mike Johnson is a bible nut Evangelical!

BEIJING — Governor Gavin Newsom showed solidarity with President Biden today by absolutely face planting in front of world leaders.

"It was a powerful statement of who we are as the Democratic Party," said Newsom aide Denise Heaney. "We stand with Biden, and we nose dive into concrete with Biden."

Mr. Newsom performed the wipeout during an impromptu pick-up game against a few employees at an Apple factory outside Beijing. "You have your own basketball court? What incredible working conditions you kids have," said Mr. Newsom. "Someday, I will be sure all of the children working government jobs and living in government housing will also have basketball courts they can use when foreign leaders come to town. Anyhow, who's got a ball? Game on!"

After showing off his ability to spin the basketball on his finger for less than a quarter of a second, Mr. Newsom attempted to put eight-year-old Hao Jung on skates with a determined drive to the rim. However, upon slightly glancing Hao's shoulder, Mr. Newsom decided it was time to support President Biden by bulldozing over a child and falling to the court like a baby giraffe. Mr. Newsom then bear-hugged Hao for an uncomfortably long amount of time, before getting back up and continuing the tour of the Apple facility.

STAMFORD, CT — An unspeakable horror was averted today as a Federal Bureau of Investigation tactical team expertly rushed by an angry mob of pro-Palestinian protestors screaming "Kill the person" to quickly arrest an elderly woman who was quietly praying outside a Planned Parenthood abortion clinic.

"You need the discipline to ignore any distractions and focus on where the real danger is," said the lead FBI agent as the team made its way through the increasingly agitated crowd of protestors in the street. "Sorry, folks! Pardon us, dear citizens participating in your democratic right to assemble in protest! We've got a clear and present threat to neutralize!"

The team members, clothed in body armor and armed with automatic weapons, politely excused themselves while passing dozens of people waving pro-Hamas signs, lighting fire to American flags, and chanting "Death to the person" before reaching their intended target, 78-year-old Nora Greenwald, who was sitting in prayer outside the Planned Parenthood clinic.

Johnson is a Christian nationalist who favors combining religion and government.  He is anti-democracy, anti-abortion, anti-LGBTQ, anti-immigration and anti-Obamacare. House election of Johnson as speaker shows there are no moderate republicans in power.  Only a far right extremist political party willing to lie at any cost to push an agenda that is rejected by most Americans as evidenced in last 3 national elections.

Amazingly someone can enter the political forum inside Covers and immediately learn that 'liberalism is truly and without question a mental disorder!'. Please take some of your valuable time and check out post number's 1 and 4. Headshakers to say the least!

@thirdperson

 Johnson is a Christian nationalist who favors combining religion and government.  He is anti-democracy, anti-abortion, anti-LGBTQ, anti-immigration and anti-Obamacare. House election of Johnson as speaker shows there are no moderate republicans in power. 

 Oh look another partisan black/white thread.

@THEMUGG

 Yes and look at the immediate black and white partisan messages that followed the first one. The OP is not the usual rinse and repeat thread creator but the immediate responses are more telling than the first message itself, including yours.

@wallstreetcappers

 The gatekeeper here is the most washed :)  covers a safe place :)  street you believe everything thrown at you by media and government?? You claim to be from Arizona, you have since enough to vote for Lake :) Love to hear if for or against....... Street, leader of the washed and paid by China....Covers, China pretty much the same.....These dems trust whatever told by the most corrupt administration ever!!!  How many at covers on China payroll because all can't be so ignorant!!! Or can they??? Have a good day but sad seeing how washed people are :)   Knock!

@wallstreetcappers

 LOL, PITIFUL but not banning me because I said he would but maybe now :) the democratic way,   KNOCK!  Keeper for the sheep :)  what a joke you are!!!   KNOCK!

@knockonwood

 I know spelled since wrong buy I'm not brainwashed :) maybe bc will correct :)   KNOCK!  give you something to attack!!!

@sundance

 I find #1 heads and shoulders the cake winner! That’s not far from Mikey boy Johnson. What next …..All non Christian must where there underwear on the outside to prove there clean? 

The Op posted satire created by George Conway as if it was truth.

My immediate response was to do the same by posting more satire.

The fact that you as a moderator allow untruths to be knowingly posted and then defend them is telling.

And speaking of rinse and repeat, the Op posted the same thing in another thread in the penalty box. A case of rinse and repeat,

knock take it easy . You’re gonna blow out an O-ring . I’ve seen it before . It’s messy . Feet start slipping and sliding too . You could wind up shitting yourself and the cascading poop goop could leave your rubber soles gliding on that brown stink wave like a surfboard buddy . You’ll end up conking your head on the toilet and you’ll come to the realization that time travel is indeed possible . 1 point twenty one jigawatts ! To infinity bro and beyond !

@spockgato

 jigawatts

@spockgato

 Queen boy don't worry :) I'm just feeding the sheep here :) I really care less what anyone thinks, just wasting time watching a line or 2...Everyone here is crazy so does it really matter what anyone thinks :)  for a few of you this is your life, I just try to help keep going......LOL, It's a comical site :)   KNOCK!

@spockgato

 Raid got a crush on you I feel :)   Knock!  Do you know which way you swing :)   you're as sad as the rest here and don't know what you are I feel :)  I know, attack with your worthless words, makes your day so go for it :) I just figured the winner as I'm going to continue to beat the book :) i just spotted a few points but watch end of season totals...I'm told many are watching :)   KNOCK!   What are you anyway or do you really not know which bathroom to use....Watch this speech coming people :) it lives for it :) Knock!   Get the last word in it :) I'm heading out fishing a while before cold weather hits,   KNOCK!

I hope the fish are biting because your words certainly weren’t .

whatever makes you feel better buddy . Just get used to this purgatory cuz you’re gonna be here most likely for a long time . I’ll be rooting for you from way up top and yonder to finally learn what you need to learn in order to pass on through though . I’ll put in a few good words in for you also to the big guy upstairs . And I just may rhyme them too . spock !

A little bi-partisan;

Times are tough, and with the economy in such a rough shape, people are having to get more creative in order to build wealth.

To help you out, here is an informative list of ways people are acquiring wealth under Bidenomics:

1. Date Taylor Swift: Even if you're already wealthy, this will bring your bankroll to a whole new level.
2. Steal stuff from California stores: Don't worry, you'll never face any consequences.
3. Serve in Congress: Nobody increases their net worth like people who get elected to office.
4. Open a coffee shop with string lights and pallets on the walls and sell coffee for $18 each: It works every time.
5. Traffick human beings: Thanks to the U.S.'s open southern border, this recession-proof industry just keeps booming.
6. Fill 3 glass bottles with bugs. Sell two of them to the beggar in Kakariko Village for 50 rupees apiece. Open the third bottle, and 3 bugs will come out. Catch all 3 and repeat the process for infinite rupees: Worked for us.
7. Initiate a terrorist takeover of Afghanistan: You'll become filthy rich, plus you'll furnish your army with state-of-the-art military weaponry.
8. Sell a bunch of crap rebranded with red, white, and blue colors and the word "patriot" in the name: Trust us, those conservatives will buy anything.
9. Serve on the BLM board of directors: You'll have a real estate portfolio to die for before you know it.
10. Be Hunter Biden: This is hands-down, the most surefire, guaranteed way to make off like a bandit.

See? You don't have to be depressed about the economy. There are plenty of ways to strike it rich in Biden's America, and some of them are even legal.

I can promise you 1 thing at this very moment. Mike Johnson will not go scorched earth like Nancy and rip up joe biden's State of the Union speech in anger and frustration!

@UNIMAN

The number of posts and threads which are truth is quite low, its similar to your view on twitter, the frequency of stretched information and lies is so great why are you so ticked off when someone pokes at a conservative yet you GOP boys will take multiple swipes at Biden all the time. If you are part of doing the same thing to the DEM side you cant get ticked off when it happens to yours as well.

I am double shocked that another solid poster from the Right has been banned from the very much hallowed pages of Covers!! At some point in time there will be only posters from the ridiculous Left inside the politics forum of Covers!

@sundance

Try conversation and respect for others and you will notice a large increase in how the rules being kept means no boxing or banning are required. Partisan personal attacks will lead to the same result so please try to cut the schtick and if you cant stop yourself it will end badly for you as well.

Nobody cares that you think the left is evil and Trump is awesome, try a different approach and make respectful conversation so we are not inclined to take action.

Probably because of saying Knock one too many times.

Great idea ! Let’s give Israel 14 billion and take it from the IRS so there is less chance of snagging Trump and all the bottom feeding tax dodging Cayman Island schmucks ! The GOP someday in the near future will get 40% of the vote and still try to gerrymander there way to fleece every nickel in the room ! Why not raise capital gains to 25% and you could double it !