Please I beg of you- Give me a better choice than Biden vs Trump II in 2024

Sweet baby Jesus crying tears of infinite sadness ! Now knock you are a well respected member of the covers forum . You are not one of the many gangsters , ghouls and goblins walking around in a drug fueled state and you’re not characterized by despair .

So please , like the musical ornament that played that wonderful music every time the wind blowed at my Aunt’s humble abode when I was just a young naive boy who thought all of the world’s problems would be solved by the time I entered into adulthood , please , chime in ……

If Trump goes down for the count , and goes all Gene Wilder in Stir Crazy , by ending up in the clink , and not being able to run for President……

Who you got ?

I’m looking for someone qualified . Not a Bob Dole family member , not Michael Dukakis’ nephew , not a celebrity , and definitely not our Vice President Kamala the Giant …..

so who bro ?

Thanks for your input . I just need the tip , and I can fill in the rest of the gaping hole myself ….spock !

Robert F. Kennedy, JR

Just announced his run for Presidency under the Democratic ticket as direct challenger to Sleepy Joe....

Every single headline you will read today in the mainstream news leads with RFK, Jr "Activist Anti-Vaxxer"......   

There’s a bunch of know it all teacher’s pets who always raise their hands first and answer whatever question they’re given by reciting verbatim with whatever they were taught whether it’s correct or not because they’ve never done with due diligence their own research wanna be tough guy schoolyard bullies hanging out in here . And I’m not altogether too amused about it …..

Except for you KC . You seem to have your head on straight . God bless you sir 

Damn KC . I just read about what happened to that man’s father . Horrible . Atrocious . How can our Lord take a man like that but somehow someone like Corey Feldman is still allowed to live ?

Makes no sense . Sure he took Screech so that balances it out I guess , but c’mon , OJ Simpson is still making Tik Tok videos and banging groupies that are into the macabre . I don’t understand it .

What happened to that dude’s dad seems fishy also . I’m not quite convinced that something devious didn’t go down , ya dig ?

But I gotta say , looking at junior , at first glance , my initial opinion ? Homeboy has some beautifully mesmerizing blue eyes cascading out of of his orbital bones , and that trances me into a captivating rhythm of gluttonous intrigue , and now I just have to know more .

I may spend all my afternoon researching him , his ideals , beliefs , and measurements too , he looks like a 32 waist , but that’s really neither her nor there .

Big day baseball slate too , damn , but that may just have to wait . Priorities brother , priorities . I need to find out who I’m going to vote for …… at all costs 

Ok . Tim Anderson of the Chicago White Sox got me the hit , but he did not score a run , thus eliminating me from any chances of getting that parlay that I haphazardly put together during all my Robert Kennedy research .

Damn . I was rolling too . I easily banged out the Guerrero hit and RBI . The Blue Jays moneyline . The Whit Merrifield hit .The Profar hit . Fuck . Imma let it slide this one time though on Tim , cuz he’s my man . He’s got spunk , charisma and flair , and goes hard , so I respect him , which leads in , and segues perfectly into RFK , cuz he also has some of those attributes .

Plus he’s married to an actress that I’ve seen a million times , and although I don’t know her name , she has always brought a nice , warm , fuzzy feeling to my extremities , so he’s got that going for him too . Good job Bobbie .

That’s it . That’s as far as I got with him on the research . Sorry . I needed that Tim Anderson run scored so my study became compromised , and when he came up in the top of the 9th I was on the edge of my seat with fluttery fart bubbles in my stomach . It went 3-2 count and I was hoping he would get a hit or at least walk , but he never walks , so more I was thinking a hit , or HBP , or something , and then defensive indifference would get him to 2nd and then somebody knocks ! him in . Nope . No knock ! Whatsoever .

Alas , it wasn’t meant to be I guess , like Biden being able to speak his own words , and not embarrassingly reading the directions on the teleprompter on who to look at , and when he needs to repeat things for emphasis . Ridiculous . LoL .

anyway . I’ve got my eye on RFK’s cold blue steel , and I feel like he’s looking right at me too . Like the Mona Lisa . Plus he must be kinda cool to have had a stadium named after him in Washington D.C . area . Dude’s gonna be hoggin’ the spotlight soon . He be rypien it up ! The only way he loses the nomination is if they be riggins the voting . When the guy speaks its art . And he has the holy soul and spirit of a monk . And if he somehow doesn’t win the nomination , well , there’s gonna be a lot of skins on people’s faces that gets red , unless of course they are blessed with melanin , but then you won’t see nothin’ , but just look for the scowls instead . spock !

You go butter or no butter on that popcorn ?

Cuz what I’m getting at , is that I’ve been shooting lots and lots of jumpers recently . And I’ve been working on my footwork too . Jab steps . 2 Quick dribbles in each direction then the jumpshot . I’ve changed my release point also . I shoot it higher now , with a bigger arc . I’m practicing my angles , and turning my body differently , and I find myself putting my right foot forward now , where as I used to shoot with both feet in line , symmetrically speaking .

And I’m not as fast as I used to be 5 years ago , so I’m looking to create better ways to gain some space , because my explosiveness has diminished a little over time , but I still feel the need and the want to show up on whatever basketball court my size 15s step on and dominate .

So I’m off the butter . Big time . I’m looking to get leaner and more flexible , and I’m even contemplating on putting my big foot up like Dirk Nowitzki does , even though it looks somewhat goofy and should be considered cheating , but I don’t give a fuck , cuz winning is winning KC , ya dig ?

You hit that salt too bro ?

salt and butter for sure, I'm a fatty....Shawn Kemp style these days 

Shawn Kemp once threw down thunderous dunks on top of men’s heads with absolutely no regard for human life whatsoever . Now Shawn Kemp throws down thunderous , heaping , mountainous portions of baby back ribs , grandma’s chitllins , and Beef Bourgogne , with absolutely no regard for his heart , cholesterol , or his life whatsoever ……

And I’m not sure he’s really fond of , or cares about other human lives as well , because did he , or did he not , just recently get arrested in connection with some kind of drive by shooting ?

How the mighty have fallen . And I thought his sojourn to the Cavaliers was a major step backwards . Gadzooks bro . He went from jamming all across Xavier McDaniel’s face , and making Chris Gatling look like a limp overcooked noodle of linguini just laying on the floor after he got sauced up by that all time rim rocking facial ……

to a thousand time father , with a plethora of different women , to now possibly facing incarceration ……

all in the time that it would take Steve Nash to soccer trick dribble a basketball off of his foot two or three times till he kicked it up to his unkempt sweaty hair that he always would stick behind his ears at the free throw line before that grand finale header during his warmups…….

You never hear this kinda stuff about Detlef Shrempf . Just sayin ………

RFK bro ? Is he the knight in shining armor we’ve all been waiting for ? Or is he gonna let us down once people start digging into his past and inevitably find those skeletons ?

getcha popcorn buddy , cuz it’s gonna be entertaining ……

On this holy and happy Easter Sunday , I’m gonna ask the Democrats and the Republicans that loiter inside of this forum like a bunch of idiot teenagers that are just standing around outside of a 7-11 ……

who are talking mad shit to each other relentlessly , because they have nothing better to do with their young directionless lives ….

to put their differences aside for a moment , for the greater good , so that they can work together , and formulate a plan , to possibly save themselves from having the cops being called , because the sign by the customer parking clearly states “ No Loitering “ ….

and their actions , and their commiserating , although somewhat harmless as long as it doesn’t involve bullying , are an obvious , and concrete violation of the rules ….

and the severe penalty for their jovial exuberance outweighs the collective sum of the poundage of all of the fatties that they’ve ever been even lucky enough to kiss …..

Plus wallstreet told you guys to cool it …..

So I’m gonna ask you to follow the examples set forth by The Easter Bunny , and that ultimate good guy with the fabulous beard Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ …..

on how to conduct yourselves , and how to handle things when the circumstances get dicey , and when they dictate to your mere mortal flesh that you punch somebody in the mouth cuz he doesn’t believe in the things that you believe ……

Cuz if that furry fuck machine with his diabolical games of hiding painted eggs ….

and the Man that walked on water who Christmas is named after because there is a Mass in his honor can share a holiday ….

then you bag of bones inside a human hot pocket can also traverse this existence in a manner that eludes destruction , and instead blossoms wholesomeness , because good God damn , you motherfuckers are gonna be dead before you know it ……

And fuck 3 days son . You ain’t Him . You ain’t rising . You’re going direct to purgatory , or to limbo , and it don’t matter how flexible you are there , cuz it’s a misnomer pal .

The bar is set high there , so you think by reading that it’s gonna be easy . Fuck you . Guess again . Cuz for every asshole maneuver that you pulled here in this life , that’s like a thousand years of just having to hear a Kenny G solo on a loop over there bro till you figure it out . You gotta pay the price . It’s like parole . But inside of a jail that offers full cable and escargot in the cafeteria .

Good luck with not disintegrating your spirit energy into a negatively charged mist that’s scooped up by El Diablo like an easy pop fly to the Second Baseman papi . Be strong . Bide your time . Make the right choices .

And then you too will get to the Promised Land and to Salvation . And then you’ll fully realize all the gaffes and mistakes that you made while you wandered this planet pretending you knew anything at all .

So Blessed Easter to All in the Politics Forum…..

and may you all resolve the differences that not only lay there like a roadblock to truth , that sits there in the middle of your respective “ Parties “ ( LoL , who’s partying ? ) …

but also may you resolve the heartache , pain and despair in your souls , so that you too may enter into God’s Kingdom ……. Where all your 7-11 Slurpees will be Free , and Loitering is encouraged ……

I’ve been praying for you guys all afternoon . I got all the way to the 10th station of the cross but then I got mad because they were being too mean to Jesus so I stopped .

I don’t care that He had superpowers , and that with one wave of His hand he could have wiped away the skin off of their skulls to show the devils hiding underneath , because nobody should have to endure that amount of humiliation , whether they are the holiest of holies , or just an average Joe with skid marks in his holey Fruit of the Looms .

And I know that there’s a happing ending but I just couldn’t help it . The squeeze wasn’t worth the juice in this instance . Because it was just too disturbing . So if your day doesn’t go as good as it should , don’t blame me , blame those really angry people that took out all their ignorant anger and frustrations on my boy J.C.

Or blame that piece of shit Judas for starting it all , and for getting that hate parade rolling .

Good grief , the ridiculousness of man knows no boundaries , and it seems like it has been around for such a long time . Maybe forever .

No wonder it’s so difficult for you “ gentlemen “ to break the chain . It may be all that you know . But I forgive you . Because that’s what the Good Book says .

Happy Easter , and I pray that my new favorite candidate for President , Mister Robert Kennedy Jr . does not have any evil skeletons in his closet that will rear their ugly skulls as he makes his push to drop his deuce and claim the Democratic nomination …..

Mahalo !

Happy day after Easter to you guys as well !

Yes , thank you , my Sunday was great .

In the daytime I went to get my fastball timed and I’m proud to say that only after a few minutes of warming up I hit 89 on the radar gun . I still got it homies . And my nighttime was spent celebrating the physical prowess of my arm because I treated myself to not having to do my regular 100 pushups , and instead gave myself the leeway to eat Cheetohs and watch a little television .

But I still wanted to further entrench myself in all things politics and government , so instead of viewing with my eyeballs Charlton Heston in The Ten Commandments for the umpteenth time I watched C-Span last night instead .

Boy are those ladies and gentlemen full of shit wow ! And I haven’t seen so many odd and misshapen bodies with bad combovers since that one time when a National Bowling Tournament invaded our town , and walked the streets , and ate amongst our local population .

It was a sad sight indeed . Kinda like watching Mr. Williams’ dog struggling to breathe after that old and senile Mrs . Hester hit it with her Plymouth Voyager on my street last year after the Cranberry Fest . Needless to say , not much celebrating went on after that . Only lawsuits . And the loss of her driving privileges .

But those bowlers man , they surprised me !

Sure they stick their fingers in their asscracks , then noses , and finally into their bowling balls , but those people were actually pretty nice once they wiped the mustard off of their faces and finished chewing all of the hot dogs that they were eating so that we could finally get to talking .

Interesting specimens of human existence in a nutshell is my declaration on them peeps bro. Ya dig ?

Now I can’t say that about those seedy looking individuals that I saw last night on the boob tube because we weren’t breathing the same air , and we weren’t sharing the same time and space , but c’mon bro , I’ve gambled before , and I’m willing to wager that there were a lot of jerks in that building that was televising that useless and time consuming political debate , and I’d venture to guess that at least more than a few of them have cheated on their taxes or spouses , or have probably strangled some cats along the way while living their pompous lives .

But that’s just a hypothesis , because I can’t prove it . Yet .

Anyway , what are your thoughts on C-Span ?

Is it just junk food for the mind ? Or does it have a redeeming quality ? Like condoms ?

Cuz I gotta say , it piqued my interest , and I’m really excited cuz I heard a rumor that there’s a C-Span 2 , and I’ve always been intrigued by mystery and suspense , so the chase is on motherfuckers !

Imma do my best Sherlock Holmes impersonating John Holmes and be a big dick about this whole C-Span riddle , and get to the bottom of it like it’s a bucket of the Colonel’s chicken with those famous but secret eleven herbs and spices . Don’t worry . I’ll report back when I find something . Have a great day ! 

C-span news is rated least biased source with high credibility in factual reporting by Media bias fact check.  No failed fact checks in 5 years.

Hey third , I thought you were maybe a real Munson , but you know what , I take it back , cuz you’re worthwhile and studious , and a great addition to this thread .

You’re like the salt and pepper to the great discussion that’s going on , and at steak in here bro . Well done .

You’re a real condiment and I commend you . You’re not a hobgoblin or weird and you seem sincere , kinda like a friend dude . So I’m gonna send you , applause , and a thousand mountainous gratitude salutations , as soon as I figure out what political mouth doesn’t sound like a louse and that doesn’t bow down to that scoundrel Satan .

Cuz I gotta have a little soul , and a little clean spirit , in the midst of all this sinister sneering and political cliquey cheerless domineering , cuz if not , then the train runs at full throttle , but it will eventually go off the tracks , so if not Biden or Trump ? who you got big poppa ? Honestly talk your raps……

Who you like big Dogg ? If you take the top 2 contenders out of the equation ? You like RFK ? You seen his eyes ? They’re beautiful .

Now looks aren’t everything I know , cuz if they were my 8th grade teacher Ms. Penzeal would have been President a long time ago . Sweater puppies bro . Barking loud all day in her front yard man .

I seen her run over to a kid named Tommy one day in class while he was fighting some dude named Chester who we called “ StinkBoy “ and while she was breaking up the ruckus one of them Rottweilers hiding inside of her shirt got out and off the chain bro .

Later on that night when I was home , and alone in the bathroom , and thinking about that mutt , somehow , and I can’t believe it , that son of a bitch came out and bit me . It was magical .

But that doesn’t have anything to do with me feeling unprepared for this upcoming election , and I’m trying to gather up as much information as possible , in order to make the best decision for you , me , and humanity , so pretty please , with extra sauerkraut on the wienerschnitzel , answer the question…..

who’s a good candidate buddy ?

And oh by the way third , that C-Span News that you recommended ?

It’s addicting…..

Kinda like that kid’s candy called NERDS ROPE , cuz I can chew on it for what seems like hours , and it’s real Tart , and what’s at the center of it , you know , all that Unwavering Truth , it really brings it in , and binds it , and makes it stick all together , like the man juice splattered all around and about Hunter Biden’s laptop , which made it difficult for the FBI detectives to open once they confiscated it ….. but once they did …… oh boy ..   What a HootNannie !

Looks like it’s RFK winning that Democratic nomination baby !!!!

The establishment swamp is coming hard at RFK, Jr.... ask yourselves "why" 

Is it a sign of my campaign’s strength that the Elite of DC’s establishment media simultaneously and shamelessly published an orchestrated and baseless lie to smear me, even before I announce my presidential campaign? CBS News’s Bob Costa, The Washington Post, The Daily Beast, Vanity Fair, and Salon are circulating fake news that the American people have come to expect and despise. Steve Bannon has nothing to do with my presidential campaign. I have never discussed a presidential run with Mr. Bannon. Journalism should be about “investigate and report” not “invent and report.”

-RFK, jr.  

It sounds like to me that the guy is a real Boss , and that he just unzipped his trousers and threw his his big hog onto the table with such a loud and resounding smacking thud , that it just made all the fake memos and reports about him that were sitting there on that desk full of lies , lift up , and take flight into the air , where they softly and delicately floated into that waste paper basket that was sitting there just a few feet away from it . No open window or doors either . So don’t blame it on the wind or a draft . That was all hog bro . Guy’s a killer . He’s definitely at the top of my list ….

I’m gonna have to research RFK’s stance on guns . This seems to be a divisive topic amongst assholes , jerks , good people , and pieces of shits alike .

It’s like the Chicken and the Egg theory to me though .

What comes first ? The monster looking to take your stuff and rape your land ? So you blow him away because you need to protect yourself ?

Or the guy with the demon inside of him that has that god damn hand cannon in his slimy grip that sneaks into your area looking to cause some motherfuckin’ trouble ?

Perplexing to say the least . What came first ? Besides you guys before your significant others on the nights you guys lost your virginity ?

It’s a horrible shame , and a travesty to your DNA , that many of you have succumbed to the wishes , and to the allure of the dark side , with your bobbing empty heads going up and down , and with your incessant slurping of the Devil’s rigid and grotesque penis of ignorance , with it’s ramshackle ethics , because you have fallen prey to the ultimate predator , and his corruption of your souls manifests itself in your inabilities to come together , and to fight through your differences , and that goes for both groups , the elephants and the donkeys , or at least those that find themselves on the most extreme ends of those (dis)respective parties , because nothing gets solved when that happens , and you become a greater problem than even the original problem was in the first place …..

You all can clap and climb on each other’s backs , and even flick the dingleberries out of each other’s taint hairs in the process ….

but you guys are just making love to your hands if you think sticking sugar on your buddy’s asshole and then licking it is really helping the American people come together in a peaceful and fair fashion ……

Stop all the useless patting of the back kid’s games in these threads ……

My God ……

you guys eat paint chips as kids ? Or grow up underneath power lines ? Anybody from Chernobyl here ? And come to the U.S. just recently ? What’s going on ? Do your diets consist of human excrement and Toxic Waste ?

Why do I clearly see that there is a huge divide between people here , and nothing is being done to actually solve anything ?

Are you men ever really going to roll up your sleeves and put your egos aside and get to some good old fashioned hard work ?

Or are you just gonna constantly talk at each other like two guys being separated from fighting that really don’t want to battle cuz they’re pusssies and the theatrics of getting held back makes them look tough ?

WTF ?

All this talk about the media going after RFK is a fooking joke 

Haven’t seen any headlines about it at all. Thank god, we don’t need braindead anti-vaxxers in government 

What are you ? 4 years old ? You can curse pal don’t worry , your wife ain’t here . Goodness . What are you ? On that Molly ? Cuz you’re still rollin’ I see . What a glutton .

And what’s your beef with RFK ? Too handsome for you ? How many mirrors have you broken ? Christ . Bad luck for you in your next 642 incarnations bro . TweedleDee I think might be phony but TweedleDum has manifested itself here in this thread in the form of your input .

So who’s your Presidential candidate ? Still Biden ? Yo , c’mon , let’s ingest realness to the maximum . You ever see how an older person just suddenly falls off the cliff with that cognitive functioning ? It’s sad . And it Happens fast bro , like that shit Ferris Bueller said about life .

So You need to stop and look around once in a while . Cuz you could miss it .

You think I want Kamala taking over for Joe if God forbid he passes away or starts mumbling even more incoherently than he does now ? And starts attempting to eat his soup with his fingers ? Or worse yet , pours some Campbell’s Chunky into his penny loafers and downs it like a springbreaker chugging a brewski ?

come on . Be real . Ok . With respect . If not RFK then who’s the new blood ?

You guys can keep up on laughing , and rolling around , like lovers who got frisky during a picnic and decided to spin across the grass together in an embrace , with your clapping emojis and what not , but you guys in here are just trolling , because you never really take the time to absorb the pain of confrontation within conversation , with the obstacle of your own close minded brains being too tall of a task to circumvent….change happens ….. but not like that …..

Cool story bro, thanks for the 4,000 word off-topic ramblecrap that skips any point that anyone brought up with the punctuation of a kindergartener with a brain injury. In case it’s unclear, we don’t need dullard anti-vaxxers in governmental positions. Next!

Oh c’mon sidehatch , get it together pal . Somewhere along the way you learned this upside down and ugly technique of debate , where you feel obligated to harshly attack , disrespectfully I might add , anyone who seems to go against or contradict your very basic and fundamentally flawed way of thinking . It’s embarrassing .

Now you can have your beliefs . That’s fine . Everyone is entitled to their opinions . Nothing wrong there . You’re good .

But where you fuck up exponentially , time and again , is during that critical moment when you are not in agreement with someone else’s ideas , so you abruptly close off the conversation by using insults and crude remarks , in effect slamming the door shut , instead of having the open discourse continue , and seeing if it can possibly flourish or grow into a solution , or a mutual understanding .

You’re chopping the motherfuckin’ plant down to early bro . Let the fuckin’ thing have a chance to bloom and blossom you impatient bastard . My God .

You put a few too many people together in a discussion that suffer from that same malady and things can go sideways quick , with new problems hatching and multiplying fast , like those fucking evil Gremlins do in that movie that you loved so much when you were a kid .

This forum is infested with this type of behavior . It’s sickening . It’s a microcosm of what is actually happening in reality , everywhere , and everyday , on this planet . Communication has been altered and infiltrated with this selfish and ego driven plague making it irreparable .

Your current way of dealing with individuals who hold differing views , other than your prestigious own , is complicating things , and on a larger scale , when the hordes of men and women who do the same get involved , well , god damn it man , it makes this life a whole lot more difficult than it should be . And way less enjoyable .

Well that’s not quite 4000 words . And sorry about the ramble , but the point of this thread is to find a better choice than Biden or Trump , so pony up a candidate before I lose my manners , ok ?