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Now Fat Boy wants a military parade down Pennsylvania Avenue.

Chief of Staff Kelly said it will take some time for the Illiterate One to read the Democrats response memo. The freaking thing is only 10 pages long. 

A FEMA contractor was hired to deliver "ready to eat" meals to Puerto Rico. This company had no experience in large scale relief efforts & had 5 previously canceled government contracts. They delivered 50,000 of the 30 million before this contract was finally terminated.

The Liar's lawyers don't want him to speak with Mueller's team because they know he cannot tell the truth.

He would love to see a government shutdown. How ignorant is this? Instead of bringing the country together, he chooses to divide it further.

Kellyanne Conway is heading up an "opiod cabinet" consisting of staff members instead of drug policy professionals. How is that "advertising" campaign coming along huh?

Huckleberry said Americans can't take the Liar & Chief literally.This was in reference to his treason comment. Sounds like an alternative fact comment.

Paul Ryan thinks a weekly raise of $1.50 for a school worker was evidence the tax cuts are working. How out of touch can these morons be?




 
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Did I hear someone say......
 a military parade down Pennsylvania Avenue ?



I love a parade;
The tramping of feet,
I love ever beat
I hear of a drum.
I love a parade;
When I hear a band
I just wanna stand
And cheer as they come!

That rat-a-tat-tat!
The flair of a horn!
That rat-a-tat-tat!
A bright uniform!
The sight of a drill
Will give me a thrill!
I thrill at the skill
Of anything military!

I love a parade;
A handful of vets,
A line of cadets,
Or any brigade,
For I love a parade!

 
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The decision was made not to implement the sanctions on Russia that Congress almost unanimously approved .WTF?

Last week President Petty blew a gasket when he found out Comey flew back on a government plane after being fired. He is such a small small man.

 
 
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The State Department is in shambles. 7 of the 9 top positions in the department are vacant.  So much for hiring the best & the brightest.

Husband of Pudgy's household maid was given a position with the EPA. He has no experience in the field.

Fat boy was exhausted after the SOTU from clapping for himself.
 
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The Liar said he had the highest audience pf viewers during his SOTU when in reality his total viewership is 9th in history.

All of you shrooms out there..."who's going to pay for the wall." We are!
 
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"The Liar's lawyers don't want him to speak with Mueller's team because they know he cannot tell the truth"

Anybody with half a brain saw this coming a week ago.  Of course his lawyers are going to say no.  That's why Trump said he'd "Love the opportunity.  Looking forward to it".  Sounds great and makes him look great immediately but so very easy to retract the statement later by hiding behind your legal advisors.  Actually very shrewd to use that tactic.  That's why he is the "Master of the Deal".
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Blah  blah blah blah blah.........Give it a rest 


Keep up the great work...Mr. President   
 
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LRM...You ignorant troll. The only reason you like Cadet Bone Spurs is because you are a Trump University dropout expecting a check in the mail just like the other governmental checks your receive.

Slim..your parade rendition would be funny if it wasn't so sad that he just wants to be saluted. I have a salute for him.

Goose..you give this moron too much credit. He's his own worst enemy & is the master of nothing.
 
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What a hairy video. Wish I could feel sorry for him but he doesn't deserve any sympathy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHwOMWGAg_o
 
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Maybe Hope Hicks is a femme fatale. She was dating Corey Lewandoski & he had leave his job at the White House. Now Staff Secretary Rob Porter who is now knocking boots with Hicks resigned today for allegedly smacking around his 2 ex wives. 

Caveat emptor..

 
 
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- lock up opponents

- muzzel the free press

- Military parade so they can walk by and salute

Where have we seen this before?

new_smh

Gotta go pee!
 
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So Kelly wanted Porter to stay & fight the domestic abuse allegations. But now all of a sudden, Kelly is "shocked" by the allegations.

He knew about the issue before he was hired & that's one of the reasons Porter wasn't given complete security clearance.  

These a-holes can't tap dance fast enough.
 
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So General Kelly wasn't "fully aware" of the abuse that Porter smacked around his former wives. What a crock. I was aware but I wasn't "fully aware." Another alternative fact statement from Piggy's administration. 

Bullies like to smack around & intimidate people so Rob Porter was a great fit for this team.

So if Kelly wasn't' aware, was Priebus aware when he was Chief of Staff?

What a freaking circus with Pudgy being the head clown! 
 
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Schumer wanted a military parade in 2014 
 
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The brave men and women who have selflessly served our nation with courage and skill in Iraq and Afghanistan deserve a recognition for their sacrifice. I stand with Sen. Schumer in his call for a parade to honor our veteran heroes, and New York City would be proud to host this important event,” Mayor de Blasio proclaimed at the time. 

 
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What is a drug policy professional?

 
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To all the Resistance Warriors on here; you may have a Point but just Remember that the Alternative was Hillary.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by I_Need_A_Detox:

The brave men and women who have selflessly served our nation with courage and skill in Iraq and Afghanistan deserve a recognition for their sacrifice. I stand with Sen. Schumer in his call for a parade to honor our veteran heroes, and New York City would be proud to host this important event,” Mayor de Blasio proclaimed at the time.

 

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Was Schumer the US president in 2014 ?

 
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$18 billion for border wall...   


I thought Mexico was paying for that!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by BWS77:

$18 billion for border wall...   I thought Mexico was paying for that!
You have to follow Trump's circular logic. Since he plans to build the wall and blow up NAFTA it wii cost Mexico more than 18 billion in trade and drug sales in the long run. That is not what he intended or campaigned on, but it is the likely political explanation. 

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Now and then even a BLIND squirrel can find an acorn
 
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Quote Originally Posted by I_Need_A_Detox:

What is a drug policy professional?


You can't be serious....
Look it up & try to learn something.
 
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How dare anyone question KING FUHRER SUPREME LEADER MASTER TRUMP 
BEST OF HEALTH, HAPPINESS,WEALTH, BLESSINGS and LUCK TO ALL !!
 
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Please explain what a drug policy profession is. 

Thank you. 

 
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So much for hiring the best & the brightest....

Today is the 1 year anniversary of General Flynn resigning after 24 days in his position.The flood gates opened & we have seen person after person either resigning or being fired.

Deadbeat Donald's administration's employee annual turnover rate is 34%. 

Imagine running any organization & experiencing a 34% turnover rate. You would be out of business. Who would want to take a position with such leadership problems? What would your customers think? Who would want to do business with you? How could you accomplish anything of value? 

Word gets out that if you have a difference of opinion with the boss, look out because you will soon be history. You don't keep promises to your customers. You are known in the business world as a buffoon, one who doesn't pay their debts & are morally corrupt. And  you attack the work of your employees & belittle them in public. 

So you get liars, thieves, wife beaters, power abusers & people with questionable character in your organization. People just like you. 
 
 
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President Piggy's personal lawyer Michael Cohen has now stated he paid the 130k to porn star Stormy Daniels out of his own pocket to keep her quiet. Really? 

What a bunch of scumbags
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