Forgot to substitute "ChanceP" with "Brasky", sorry.

 

He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi."

"He orchestrated the merger between Unicef and Smith & Wessen."

"He went public with his own buttocks and made $7 million."

"Did I ever tell you about the time ChanceP went hunting? Chance decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machette. They all begged for their lives...except Fleagle."

"We once had a bachelor party for ChanceP. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."

"ChanceP once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey Hart."

"He has a toenail on the end of his penis."

"ChanceP once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms."

"ChanceP family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong."

"ChanceP ranked 18th in the AP College Football Pool."

 

"Did I ever tell you about the time ChanceP was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, ChanceP chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews."

"He breastfeeds John Madden."

"ChanceP named the group Sha-Na-Na. They did NOT want to be called that."

"If you drop a phonograph needle on ChanceP nipple, it plays Marylin Manson's "Beautiful People".'"

"They use ChanceP foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee stadium."

"ChanceP directed that commercial where the women play basketball in high heels."

"All the 'Yes' album covers are ChanceP family photos."

"He wears a live rattlesnake as a condom."

"Did I ever tell you about the time he taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. ChanceP said it would've happened sometime."

"ChanceP semen can form into a liquid human - like the guy from 'Terminator 2'"

"ChanceP still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films."

"He thinks iron man is gay."

"He framed Roger Rabbit."

"The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky - except for the apple tree planting and not raping men."

"He gave a handjob to a manta ray."

oh well, i see armednaruba is just another ignorant soul. all poker sites are rigged, and do you believe chancep when he says he plays online for a living??? only a site schill can do do that. MAN, WAKE THE F... UP!!!!    

I am not about to get into one of your long winded poker debates....but everyone gets bad beats online...EVERYONE. The bottom line here is (and all that matters to me) is when it's all said and done, do you cash out my than you deposit. It's that simple. My answer is "yes". So rigged or not rigged, I am still making a profit. That's all I care about.

Did I ever tell you about the time ChanceP forced me to wear a woman's bikini? Well anyway, ChanceP tears off my clothes and forces me to wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily, but Ill be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled.

One time I asked ChanceP to dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children. Anyway, ChanceP shows up as Santa, says I've got goodies for you kids. He reaches into his bag and proceeds to hand out scrap metal and cigarettes to them. Then he takes off his beard and says There's no Santa cause I ate him!

Did I ever tell you about the time ChanceP and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around? Anyway, ChanceP throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, ChanceP decides to enter me into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. And Im running in second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, Dont shoot him, hes a human.

Ya know, he jumped off the Empire State Building this one time and he only sprained his ankle.

Like an alligator he can fully digest a turtle shell.

His favorite TV movie is The Boy In The Plastic Bubble starring John Travolta.

ChanceP is a son of a bitch.

So anyway, ChanceP would put on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra Beverly, and he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, ChanceP had to shoot the maid.

ChanceP would use his own thigh as an anvil.

He showers in grain alcohol.

He makes every woman that sleeps with him refer to him as Bear Bryant.

this chancep is a fuckin idiot probaly some geek who was picked on when was a kid

noposts fromhim lately

oh he is probaly suckin somones cock

 

well did not mind the guy before after i had some time to read his posts rippin people who have different opinions than him

he sounds worse than a women 

any could not join you chance in 1800 point freeroll token sitn gos sunday night 164 points short and have been playin at pkr and partypoker lately easy $$$ at pkr ring tables last time i deposited there was last june before i went to the maiden show

my post award 

Hey Chance...last Sept. i hit the 250K monthy Tourney. It was on SUPERBOOK poker no less...no shit! I really didn't think it was possible to hit 1st place, esp. on sites like that! My cut was 55k. Needless to say, I left that site after emptying my account. So to all those people who takes part in blaming the "scams" on poker sites....Sorry "Fuckles the Clown"...time to look in the mirror and realize it's not the game, it's the player.

and one more time for old times sake...

 

 

"Did I ever tell you about the time ChanceP took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally ChanceP takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. ChanceP yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'"

 

you lost me chance i was referring to your comments towards others who think differently than you and your arrogant behaviour

but you cannot help it no problem its you

poker rigged forum

you never answer about ub and absolute scams and use of bots

if you think this does not go on at other sites then you must think wrestling is real

so easy to pay off those indians in quebec supply them with bingo cards and a 24 pack they are happy

never had a problem at partypoker poker stars or your employer full tilt these are good sites i do trust them

if i do have to deposit bud it keeps me goin for awhile but i play at pkr more easier games you should try it man with your skillls you can triple what you made at tilt bro

anyway if i upset you i am sorry really do not hate you

nice work on that bimbo you played last nite in 1 game was goin to chat but did not want distract you

 just doin some stand up 

somone called you a promoter so figured i would throw it in for a laugh

ijoke around lots even when i play

took your advice you gave somebody about playin more heads up sitngo lately been havin bad habits always finishing 4th worked out well on sunday

thanx 

donot get upset you have to be a comedian sometimes have top stopthat when i play make mistakes

you should see me at pkr i always abuse the features and drive people nuts with chicken feature