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    Biscuiteater1
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    Posted: Sep. 24, 2011 - 11:19 AM ET #1951

    Quote Originally Posted by sandals17:

    ended up putting cash on Central Florida moneyline.  I'm so fucking tired of reading the game right and losing my bet to fumbles and dumb ass shit.  anyone who saw this game could see that BYU is a joke and only one due to 14 pts on special teams. FUCK!!!!!!!!!

    It happened last week with the Eagles, and week one NFL with Dallas.  I don't know if I should be happy with the analysis, or pissed at the outcome.  If Illinois doesn't cover -13.5 against Western Michigan tomorrow, I'll fuck myself .. really i'll find a way even if a knife is involved.  I might go as much as $2,200 tomorrow on that one game even though my unit bet is $50.  I could kill a MF right now!  with my mind!!!

    Dont sweat ILL, though you might wanna scale back on that 2200. Just a thought big guy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sandals17:

    ended up putting cash on Central Florida moneyline.  I'm so fucking tired of reading the game right and losing my bet to fumbles and dumb ass shit.  anyone who saw this game could see that BYU is a joke and only one due to 14 pts on special teams. FUCK!!!!!!!!!

    It happened last week with the Eagles, and week one NFL with Dallas.  I don't know if I should be happy with the analysis, or pissed at the outcome.  If Illinois doesn't cover -13.5 against Western Michigan tomorrow, I'll fuck myself .. really i'll find a way even if a knife is involved.  I might go as much as $2,200 tomorrow on that one game even though my unit bet is $50.  I could kill a MF right now!  with my mind!!!

    Dont sweat ILL, though you might wanna scale back on that 2200. Just a thought big guy.
     
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    Posted: Sep. 24, 2011 - 8:31 PM ET #1952

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    Posted: Sep. 24, 2011 - 9:53 PM ET #1953

    thanks bizkit - I did scale back.  I didn't leave the condo today - just laid back at the pool and got rained on, no bets placed at all.... The Las Vegas Hilton was calling my name hard, but the 4 block walk just seemed like too much for me today.  Look out NFL Sunday.  Here I come.

    Proto - check on your realm my man.  Iw1n wants to holla.

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    thanks bizkit - I did scale back.  I didn't leave the condo today - just laid back at the pool and got rained on, no bets placed at all.... The Las Vegas Hilton was calling my name hard, but the 4 block walk just seemed like too much for me today.  Look out NFL Sunday.  Here I come.

    Proto - check on your realm my man.  Iw1n wants to holla.

     
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    Posted: Sep. 25, 2011 - 8:28 AM ET #1954

    Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:

    Howdy Proto, i know you have a play, come clean.If not, go sell one of those ox's, you can probably get 80 soamoans for it and drop them on Md - 8'. I think ya need to talk with the jail bird Proto, he is talking crazy, crazy talk Iw1ner.

    For this i deserve punishment!!!! I will consider anything that excludes guns, knives, electricity or rope. Oh yeah and no fire. i have been assured that thats waiting for me when i die. Last time i ever bet on a team because of their uniforms.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:

    Howdy Proto, i know you have a play, come clean.If not, go sell one of those ox's, you can probably get 80 soamoans for it and drop them on Md - 8'. I think ya need to talk with the jail bird Proto, he is talking crazy, crazy talk Iw1ner.

    For this i deserve punishment!!!! I will consider anything that excludes guns, knives, electricity or rope. Oh yeah and no fire. i have been assured that thats waiting for me when i die. Last time i ever bet on a team because of their uniforms.
     
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    Posted: Sep. 25, 2011 - 5:35 PM ET #1955

    debhrbvhbhbejndjbcbhebihbifhbicbi
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    Posted: Sep. 25, 2011 - 6:12 PM ET #1956

    Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

    debhrbvhbhbejndjbcbhebihbifhbicbi

    THATS IT. THE KEY. THATS THE KEY

    https://youtu.be/eK9E6-Eu3-Y

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    Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

    debhrbvhbhbejndjbcbhebihbifhbicbi

    THATS IT. THE KEY. THATS THE KEY

    https://youtu.be/eK9E6-Eu3-Y

     
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    Posted: Sep. 26, 2011 - 12:00 AM ET #1957

    Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:

    THATS IT. THE KEY. THATS THE KEY

    https://youtu.be/eK9E6-Eu3-Y

    yes...now sandals will hear voices in his head to compel him to walk over to the train tracks and gently lay his sweet skull against the refreshingly cold metal
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:

    THATS IT. THE KEY. THATS THE KEY

    https://youtu.be/eK9E6-Eu3-Y

    yes...now sandals will hear voices in his head to compel him to walk over to the train tracks and gently lay his sweet skull against the refreshingly cold metal
     
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    Posted: Sep. 26, 2011 - 3:06 AM ET #1958

    How long can a guy who just had a punctured lung last in an NFL game?  Am I wrong to think the hiya-hiya's should be the favorite on Monday?...  Had a great Sunday, and again - thanks bizkit for helpin' to keep me off tilt for that Saturday meltdown I almost had.....  Iw1n - check in and shoot my brother.

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    How long can a guy who just had a punctured lung last in an NFL game?  Am I wrong to think the hiya-hiya's should be the favorite on Monday?...  Had a great Sunday, and again - thanks bizkit for helpin' to keep me off tilt for that Saturday meltdown I almost had.....  Iw1n - check in and shoot my brother.

     
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    Posted: Sep. 26, 2011 - 9:44 AM ET #1959

    Quote Originally Posted by sandals17:

    How long can a guy who just had a punctured lung last in an NFL game?  Am I wrong to think the hiya-hiya's should be the favorite on Monday?...  Had a great Sunday, and again - thanks bizkit for helpin' to keep me off tilt for that Saturday meltdown I almost had.....  Iw1n - check in and shoot my brother.

    why dont you get a nice room with him...shoot up some drugs and drift off into la-la land...wouldnt be the first time...
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    Quote Originally Posted by sandals17:

    How long can a guy who just had a punctured lung last in an NFL game?  Am I wrong to think the hiya-hiya's should be the favorite on Monday?...  Had a great Sunday, and again - thanks bizkit for helpin' to keep me off tilt for that Saturday meltdown I almost had.....  Iw1n - check in and shoot my brother.

    why dont you get a nice room with him...shoot up some drugs and drift off into la-la land...wouldnt be the first time...
     
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    Posted: Sep. 26, 2011 - 9:46 AM ET #1960

    What day now?  Have I stopped eating or drinking water?  Both?  Where am I?

    Many wonder if I can even answer these questions.  Many around me.

    I can answer these questions you see. 

    Monday.  No.  No, redundant, neither.  Maybe I am in a state of total lifetime idiocy.  

    Maybe I am here to just be a clown for the world to laugh at.  I think this is the answer. 

    Are they playing football?  I wouldn't know. 

    What is it like to live a peaceful life inside your head?  Is it nice?  Somebody please describe it for me, I have not had this in a long time. 

    I saw the movie Into the Wild.  I am now considering moving to Alaska or at least Idaho out into the wilderness.  Billings is too hot.  The dark forces will strike there first.  I must send warriors there.  I am too weak to take them on. 

    What kind of genetics does it take to become a weirdo?  Or was it my environment?  Yeah right.

    I must have eaten too many peanuts as a child.  Too many blows to the head would be too easy to figure out.  That is too obvious, it is never that easy. 

    Just let me have music I guess. 

    Joanna







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    What day now?  Have I stopped eating or drinking water?  Both?  Where am I?

    Many wonder if I can even answer these questions.  Many around me.

    I can answer these questions you see. 

    Monday.  No.  No, redundant, neither.  Maybe I am in a state of total lifetime idiocy.  

    Maybe I am here to just be a clown for the world to laugh at.  I think this is the answer. 

    Are they playing football?  I wouldn't know. 

    What is it like to live a peaceful life inside your head?  Is it nice?  Somebody please describe it for me, I have not had this in a long time. 

    I saw the movie Into the Wild.  I am now considering moving to Alaska or at least Idaho out into the wilderness.  Billings is too hot.  The dark forces will strike there first.  I must send warriors there.  I am too weak to take them on. 

    What kind of genetics does it take to become a weirdo?  Or was it my environment?  Yeah right.

    I must have eaten too many peanuts as a child.  Too many blows to the head would be too easy to figure out.  That is too obvious, it is never that easy. 

    Just let me have music I guess. 

    Joanna







     
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    Posted: Sep. 26, 2011 - 10:40 AM ET #1961

     proto
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    Posted: Sep. 26, 2011 - 11:15 AM ET #1962

    MP these days are very strange, I have stories coming up.  MP I am taking on dark forces.

    BELLS RINGING IN MY HEAD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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    MP these days are very strange, I have stories coming up.  MP I am taking on dark forces.

    BELLS RINGING IN MY HEAD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
     
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    Posted: Sep. 26, 2011 - 11:23 AM ET #1963

    Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

    MP these days are very strange, I have stories coming up.  MP I am taking on dark forces.

    BELLS RINGING IN MY HEAD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
    strange days indeed...today a comet named Elenin wisks dangerously close to the earth today...might have something to do with it...EBB might be up to his old tricks... also...Iwin will no longer post here as I have escorted his Hep C body off the property...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

    MP these days are very strange, I have stories coming up.  MP I am taking on dark forces.

    BELLS RINGING IN MY HEAD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
    strange days indeed...today a comet named Elenin wisks dangerously close to the earth today...might have something to do with it...EBB might be up to his old tricks... also...Iwin will no longer post here as I have escorted his Hep C body off the property...
     
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    Posted: Sep. 26, 2011 - 10:18 PM ET #1964

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    Posted: Sep. 26, 2011 - 10:43 PM ET #1965

    Thanks for answering my email Proto... I agree with you thoroughly 
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    Thanks for answering my email Proto... I agree with you thoroughly 
     
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    Posted: Sep. 27, 2011 - 11:58 AM ET #1966

    You have changed man, or changed back, either way i dont know you any more.
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    You have changed man, or changed back, either way i dont know you any more.
     
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    Posted: Sep. 27, 2011 - 1:26 PM ET #1967

    Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

    What day now?  Have I stopped eating or drinking water?  Both?  Where am I?

    Many wonder if I can even answer these questions.  Many around me.

    I can answer these questions you see. 

    Monday.  No.  No, redundant, neither.  Maybe I am in a state of total lifetime idiocy.  

    Maybe I am here to just be a clown for the world to laugh at.  I think this is the answer. 

    Are they playing football?  I wouldn't know. 

    What is it like to live a peaceful life inside your head?  Is it nice?  Somebody please describe it for me, I have not had this in a long time. 

    I saw the movie Into the Wild.  I am now considering moving to Alaska or at least Idaho out into the wilderness.  Billings is too hot.  The dark forces will strike there first.  I must send warriors there.  I am too weak to take them on. 

    What kind of genetics does it take to become a weirdo?  Or was it my environment?  Yeah right.

    I must have eaten too many peanuts as a child.  Too many blows to the head would be too easy to figure out.  That is too obvious, it is never that easy. 

    Just let me have music I guess. 

    Joanna







     

    Ok. Time to pick yourself up and be a man or get the help you need. Stop whining about it and do something. I don't know if this is just a complete joke or not, but by the outside chance that it isn't stop feeling sorry for yourself. You have 1 life to live and you're wasting your time right now. Make today the first day toward recovery and get on with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

    What day now?  Have I stopped eating or drinking water?  Both?  Where am I?

    Many wonder if I can even answer these questions.  Many around me.

    I can answer these questions you see. 

    Monday.  No.  No, redundant, neither.  Maybe I am in a state of total lifetime idiocy.  

    Maybe I am here to just be a clown for the world to laugh at.  I think this is the answer. 

    Are they playing football?  I wouldn't know. 

    What is it like to live a peaceful life inside your head?  Is it nice?  Somebody please describe it for me, I have not had this in a long time. 

    I saw the movie Into the Wild.  I am now considering moving to Alaska or at least Idaho out into the wilderness.  Billings is too hot.  The dark forces will strike there first.  I must send warriors there.  I am too weak to take them on. 

    What kind of genetics does it take to become a weirdo?  Or was it my environment?  Yeah right.

    I must have eaten too many peanuts as a child.  Too many blows to the head would be too easy to figure out.  That is too obvious, it is never that easy. 

    Just let me have music I guess. 

    Joanna







     

    Ok. Time to pick yourself up and be a man or get the help you need. Stop whining about it and do something. I don't know if this is just a complete joke or not, but by the outside chance that it isn't stop feeling sorry for yourself. You have 1 life to live and you're wasting your time right now. Make today the first day toward recovery and get on with it.

     
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    Posted: Sep. 27, 2011 - 7:20 PM ET #1968

    It occurs to me that I am suddenly embarrassed to have posted on this thread for so long.  I have no bad comments for anyone, just this last epiphany.  I drink everyday, and take my prescribed suboxen which gives me pleasure and energy - without even taking half of what I am given.  I love the so called "vices" of life, but they are not vices to me.  They are of the Dionysian spirit - the components of Elysia.  They are my own graces of the universe - and I sit here and embrace the talk of their darker side.....that is no way to thank the world.

    Gambling makes me money - thank you gambling

    Drinking brings me insight and contentment - thank you fermentation

    Opiate derivatives give me pleasure and fun, excitable thought - thank you science and pleasure

    My body allows me to finally do these things in harmony - thank you universe for your mysteries and truths, which have guided me to this harmony.

    Thank You Troubled Waters for giving me a good look at myself, but I am not troubled - and pretending misery does not suit me.

    I am strong and I have been troubled, and I am sorry to leave. But I must .... I am Happy!

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    It occurs to me that I am suddenly embarrassed to have posted on this thread for so long.  I have no bad comments for anyone, just this last epiphany.  I drink everyday, and take my prescribed suboxen which gives me pleasure and energy - without even taking half of what I am given.  I love the so called "vices" of life, but they are not vices to me.  They are of the Dionysian spirit - the components of Elysia.  They are my own graces of the universe - and I sit here and embrace the talk of their darker side.....that is no way to thank the world.

    Gambling makes me money - thank you gambling

    Drinking brings me insight and contentment - thank you fermentation

    Opiate derivatives give me pleasure and fun, excitable thought - thank you science and pleasure

    My body allows me to finally do these things in harmony - thank you universe for your mysteries and truths, which have guided me to this harmony.

    Thank You Troubled Waters for giving me a good look at myself, but I am not troubled - and pretending misery does not suit me.

    I am strong and I have been troubled, and I am sorry to leave. But I must .... I am Happy!

     
    michaelpaul1
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    Posted: Sep. 27, 2011 - 10:07 PM ET #1969

    Quote Originally Posted by sandals17:

    It occurs to me that I am suddenly embarrassed to have posted on this thread for so long.  I have no bad comments for anyone, just this last epiphany.  I drink everyday, and take my prescribed suboxen which gives me pleasure and energy - without even taking half of what I am given.  I love the so called "vices" of life, but they are not vices to me.  They are of the Dionysian spirit - the components of Elysia.  They are my own graces of the universe - and I sit here and embrace the talk of their darker side.....that is no way to thank the world.

    Gambling makes me money - thank you gambling

    Drinking brings me insight and contentment - thank you fermentation

    Opiate derivatives give me pleasure and fun, excitable thought - thank you science and pleasure

    My body allows me to finally do these things in harmony - thank you universe for your mysteries and truths, which have guided me to this harmony.

    Thank You Troubled Waters for giving me a good look at myself, but I am not troubled - and pretending misery does not suit me.

    I am strong and I have been troubled, and I am sorry to leave. But I must .... I am Happy!

    actually you are a delusional and have severe mental problems...good riddance and please continue the drug regimen...
    Reply
    Quote Originally Posted by sandals17:

    It occurs to me that I am suddenly embarrassed to have posted on this thread for so long.  I have no bad comments for anyone, just this last epiphany.  I drink everyday, and take my prescribed suboxen which gives me pleasure and energy - without even taking half of what I am given.  I love the so called "vices" of life, but they are not vices to me.  They are of the Dionysian spirit - the components of Elysia.  They are my own graces of the universe - and I sit here and embrace the talk of their darker side.....that is no way to thank the world.

    Gambling makes me money - thank you gambling

    Drinking brings me insight and contentment - thank you fermentation

    Opiate derivatives give me pleasure and fun, excitable thought - thank you science and pleasure

    My body allows me to finally do these things in harmony - thank you universe for your mysteries and truths, which have guided me to this harmony.

    Thank You Troubled Waters for giving me a good look at myself, but I am not troubled - and pretending misery does not suit me.

    I am strong and I have been troubled, and I am sorry to leave. But I must .... I am Happy!

    actually you are a delusional and have severe mental problems...good riddance and please continue the drug regimen...
     
    Spitfire15
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    Posted: Sep. 27, 2011 - 10:25 PM ET #1970

    This thread still blows my mind but I seem to be the only one... what the fuck!! 

    This ProtoStar character...  is it a guy who comes up with these tales of extreme depression and self-abuse for kicks... or is it an extremely depressed person telling stories about how he ties himself to a tree limb and beats himself until the branch brakes and he falls from the tree?

    Either way, it blows my fucking mind, it really does, I can't comprehend how ProtoStar has done this for 79 pages now. 
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    This thread still blows my mind but I seem to be the only one... what the fuck!! 

    This ProtoStar character...  is it a guy who comes up with these tales of extreme depression and self-abuse for kicks... or is it an extremely depressed person telling stories about how he ties himself to a tree limb and beats himself until the branch brakes and he falls from the tree?

    Either way, it blows my fucking mind, it really does, I can't comprehend how ProtoStar has done this for 79 pages now. 
     
    Spitfire15
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    Posted: Sep. 27, 2011 - 10:25 PM ET #1971

    This is right up there with Stonehenge and the Pyramids if you ask me.
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    This is right up there with Stonehenge and the Pyramids if you ask me.
     
    chisy22
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    Posted: Sep. 27, 2011 - 11:02 PM ET #1972

    Quote Originally Posted by Spitfire15:

    This is right up there with Stonehenge and the Pyramids if you ask me.





    archive immediately, I intend on saving this and the other 2 threads to a drive, this shit was fucking gold.


    Reply
    Quote Originally Posted by Spitfire15:

    This is right up there with Stonehenge and the Pyramids if you ask me.





    archive immediately, I intend on saving this and the other 2 threads to a drive, this shit was fucking gold.


     
    Biscuiteater1
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    Posted: Sep. 27, 2011 - 11:46 PM ET #1973

    Quote Originally Posted by sandals17:

    It occurs to me that I am suddenly embarrassed to have posted on this thread for so long.  I have no bad comments for anyone, just this last epiphany.  I drink everyday, and take my prescribed suboxen which gives me pleasure and energy - without even taking half of what I am given.  I love the so called "vices" of life, but they are not vices to me.  They are of the Dionysian spirit - the components of Elysia.  They are my own graces of the universe - and I sit here and embrace the talk of their darker side.....that is no way to thank the world.

    Gambling makes me money - thank you gambling

    Drinking brings me insight and contentment - thank you fermentation

    Opiate derivatives give me pleasure and fun, excitable thought - thank you science and pleasure

    My body allows me to finally do these things in harmony - thank you universe for your mysteries and truths, which have guided me to this harmony.

    Thank You Troubled Waters for giving me a good look at myself, but I am not troubled - and pretending misery does not suit me.

    I am strong and I have been troubled, and I am sorry to leave. But I must .... I am Happy!

    What was once vices are now habits. If you must go, go in
    Reply
    Quote Originally Posted by sandals17:

    It occurs to me that I am suddenly embarrassed to have posted on this thread for so long.  I have no bad comments for anyone, just this last epiphany.  I drink everyday, and take my prescribed suboxen which gives me pleasure and energy - without even taking half of what I am given.  I love the so called "vices" of life, but they are not vices to me.  They are of the Dionysian spirit - the components of Elysia.  They are my own graces of the universe - and I sit here and embrace the talk of their darker side.....that is no way to thank the world.

    Gambling makes me money - thank you gambling

    Drinking brings me insight and contentment - thank you fermentation

    Opiate derivatives give me pleasure and fun, excitable thought - thank you science and pleasure

    My body allows me to finally do these things in harmony - thank you universe for your mysteries and truths, which have guided me to this harmony.

    Thank You Troubled Waters for giving me a good look at myself, but I am not troubled - and pretending misery does not suit me.

    I am strong and I have been troubled, and I am sorry to leave. But I must .... I am Happy!

    What was once vices are now habits. If you must go, go in
     
    Biscuiteater1
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    Posted: Sep. 28, 2011 - 1:59 AM ET #1974

    Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

    actually you are a delusional and have severe mental problems...good riddance and please continue the drug regimen...
    Your jealousy is easy to discern.Are you happy Michael, i mean really happy. Perhaps if you were not such a stinkbug your aura would be more better. dont you want to be happy as Sandals? Just sayin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

    actually you are a delusional and have severe mental problems...good riddance and please continue the drug regimen...
    Your jealousy is easy to discern.Are you happy Michael, i mean really happy. Perhaps if you were not such a stinkbug your aura would be more better. dont you want to be happy as Sandals? Just sayin.
     
     
    Biscuiteater1
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    Posted: Sep. 28, 2011 - 2:03 AM ET #1975

    Quote Originally Posted by sandals17:

    It occurs to me that I am suddenly embarrassed to have posted on this thread for so long.  I have no bad comments for anyone, just this last epiphany.  I drink everyday, and take my prescribed suboxen which gives me pleasure and energy - without even taking half of what I am given.  I love the so called "vices" of life, but they are not vices to me.  They are of the Dionysian spirit - the components of Elysia.  They are my own graces of the universe - and I sit here and embrace the talk of their darker side.....that is no way to thank the world.

    Gambling makes me money - thank you gambling

    Drinking brings me insight and contentment - thank you fermentation

    Opiate derivatives give me pleasure and fun, excitable thought - thank you science and pleasure

    My body allows me to finally do these things in harmony - thank you universe for your mysteries and truths, which have guided me to this harmony.

    Thank You Troubled Waters for giving me a good look at myself, but I am not troubled - and pretending misery does not suit me.

    I am strong and I have been troubled, and I am sorry to leave. But I must .... I am Happy!

    When you pass on aint nobody getting smoked or thrown in the laminated chest but you, so you outta live the life you choose. 10 - 4 good buddy.
    Reply
    Quote Originally Posted by sandals17:

    It occurs to me that I am suddenly embarrassed to have posted on this thread for so long.  I have no bad comments for anyone, just this last epiphany.  I drink everyday, and take my prescribed suboxen which gives me pleasure and energy - without even taking half of what I am given.  I love the so called "vices" of life, but they are not vices to me.  They are of the Dionysian spirit - the components of Elysia.  They are my own graces of the universe - and I sit here and embrace the talk of their darker side.....that is no way to thank the world.

    Gambling makes me money - thank you gambling

    Drinking brings me insight and contentment - thank you fermentation

    Opiate derivatives give me pleasure and fun, excitable thought - thank you science and pleasure

    My body allows me to finally do these things in harmony - thank you universe for your mysteries and truths, which have guided me to this harmony.

    Thank You Troubled Waters for giving me a good look at myself, but I am not troubled - and pretending misery does not suit me.

    I am strong and I have been troubled, and I am sorry to leave. But I must .... I am Happy!

    When you pass on aint nobody getting smoked or thrown in the laminated chest but you, so you outta live the life you choose. 10 - 4 good buddy.
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