• Forums
  • Best Betting Sites
  • Sportsbook Promos
  • Best Sports Betting Apps
  • NFL Betting Forum
  • NBA Betting Forum
  • MLB Betting Forum
  • NHL Betting Forum
  • NCAAF Betting Forum
  • NCAAB Betting Forum
  • Soccer Betting Forum
  • Tennis Betting Forum
  • General Discussion
  • Help Forum
  • Guidelines
  • FAQ
  • Forum Updates
    Covers Logo
    Covers App
    Faster picks. Smarter bets.
    All in the NEW Covers App
    Download on the App Store Download on the Google Play Store
    • Sports
      • NFL
        • Back
        • NFL
        • NFL Home
        • Scores & Matchups
        • Prop Projections
        • NFL Picks
        • NFL Prediction Prices
        • Weather
        • Injuries
      • NCAAF
        • Back
        • NCAAF
        • NCAAF Home
        • Scores & Matchups
        • Prop Projections
        • NCAAF Picks
        • Weather
        • Injuries
      • NBA
        • Back
        • NBA
        • NBA Home
        • Scores & Matchups
        • Prop Projections
        • NBA Picks
        • Injuries
      • NCAAB
        • Back
        • NCAAB
        • NCAAB Home
        • Scores & Matchups
        • NCAAB Picks
        • Injuries
      • MLB
        • Back
        • MLB
        • MLB Home
        • Scores & Matchups
        • Prop Projections
        • MLB Picks
        • Weather
        • Injuries
      • NHL
        • Back
        • NHL
        • NHL Home
        • Scores & Matchups
        • Prop Projections
        • NHL Picks
        • Injuries
      • Soccer
      • UFC
        • Back
        • UFC
        • Odds
        • Picks
        • News & Analysis
      • WNBA
        • Back
        • WNBA
        • WNBA Home
        • Scores & Matchups
        • WNBA Picks
        • Injuries
      • CFL
        • Back
        • CFL
        • CFL Home
        • Scores & Matchups
        • CFL Picks
      • Golf
        • Back
        • Golf
        • Golf Home
        • Golf Odds
        • Masters Odds
        • PGA Championship Odds
        • US Open Odds
        • British Open Odds
        • Ryder Cup Odds
        • Golf Picks
    • Odds
      • All Odds
      • NFL
      • NCAAF
      • NBA
      • NCAAB
      • MLB
      • NHL
      • Golf
      • Soccer Odds
        • Back
        • Soccer Odds
        • MLS Odds
        • Champions League Odds
        • Premier League Odds
      • UFC
      • WNBA
      • CFL
      • Election Odds
      • Futures
        • Back
        • Futures
        • NFL
        • NBA
        • MLB
        • NHL
        • NCAAB
        • NCAAF
      • Sports Odds History
      • Politics
        • Back
        • Politics
        • Politics Home
        • Presidential Election Odds
        • Midterm Election Odds
        • House Midterm Odds
        • Senate Midterm Odds
        • Texas Midterm Odds
        • Michigan Midterm Odds
    • Picks
      • All Picks
      • NFL
      • NBA
      • NHL
      • MLB
      • NCAAF
      • NCAAB
      • UFC
      • Golf
      • WNBA
      • CFL
      • User Picks
      • Team User Picks
      • Consensus Picks
        • Back
        • Consensus Picks
        • All Consensus Picks
        • NFL
        • NBA
        • NHL
        • MLB
        • NCAAF
        • NCAAB
        • CFL
        • WNBA
        • Consensus FAQ
        • Public Money
    • Prop Projections
      • NFL
      • NBA
      • MLB
      • NHL
    • Betting
      • US Betting Sites
      • Canada Betting Sites
      • Sportsbook Reviews
      • States
        • Back
        • States
        • US Legal Tracker
        • Revenue Tracker
        • Arizona
        • Arkansas
        • California
        • Colorado
        • Connecticut
        • DC
        • Florida
        • Georgia
        • Illinois
        • Indiana
        • Iowa
        • Kansas
        • Kentucky
        • Louisiana
        • Maine
        • Maryland
        • Massachusetts
        • Michigan
        • Mississippi
        • Missouri
        • Nevada
        • New Hampshire
        • New Jersey
        • New York
        • North Carolina
        • Ohio
        • Oregon
        • Pennsylvania
        • Tennessee
        • Texas
        • Vermont
        • Virginia
        • West Virginia
        • Wyoming
      • Provinces
        • Back
        • Provinces
        • Alberta
        • British Columbia
        • Manitoba
        • New Brunswick
        • Newfoundland and Labrador
        • Northwest Territories
        • Nova Scotia
        • Nunavut
        • Ontario
        • Prince Edward Island
        • Quebec (English)
        • Quebec (francais)
        • Saskatchewan
        • Yukon
      • By Sport
        • Back
        • By Sport
        • Baseball
        • Basketball
        • Boxing
        • College Football
        • F1
        • Football
        • Super Bowl
        • Golf
        • Hockey
        • Horse Racing
        • March Madness
        • Soccer
        • UFC
        • World Cup
      • Betting Apps
        • Back
        • Betting Apps
        • Best Sports Betting Apps USA
        • Ontario Sports Betting Apps
      • Rest of World
        • Back
        • Rest of World
        • UK Betting Offers
          • Back
          • UK Betting Offers
          • UK Betting Sites
          • bet365 Bonus Code UK
          • 888Sport Promo Code UK
          • William Hill Sign up Offer
          • Betway Sign up Offer
          • BetVictor Bonus Code UK
      • Betting Guides
        • Back
        • Betting Guides
        • All Guides
        • Glossary
        • Betting Calculators
          • Back
          • Betting Calculators
          • Odds Converter
          • Parlay Calculator
        • Futures Betting Guide
        • Moneyline Betting Guide
        • Over/Under Betting Guide
        • Parlay Betting Guide
        • Point Spread Betting Guide
        • Prop Betting Guide
        • Sports Betting Guides
          • Back
          • Sports Betting Guides
          • How To Bet On Sports Guide
          • NFL Betting Guide
          • NHL Betting Guide
          • NBA Betting Guide
          • MLB Betting Guide
          • NCAAB Betting Guide
          • NCAAF Betting Guide
          • Golf Betting Guide
          • Tennis Betting Guide
        • Teaser Betting Guide
      • Betting News
        • Back
        • Betting News
        • All News
        • Industry News
        • Podcasts
        • Covers Videos
        • Covers Writers
        • Offers & Boosts
    • Promos
      • Sportsbook Promos
      • Canada Sportsbook Promos
      • Bonuses By Sportsbook
        • Back
        • Bonuses By Sportsbook
        • bet365 Bonus Code
        • BET99 Promo Code
        • BetMGM Bonus Code
        • BetRivers Bonus Code
        • Caesars Sportsbook Promo
        • DraftKings Promo Code
        • Fanatics Sportsbook Promo
        • FanDuel Promo Code
        • Hard Rock Bet Promo Code
        • Sports Interaction Promo
        • Stake Promo Code
        • theScore Bet Promo Code
        • TonyBet Promo Code
      • Bonuses By Region
        • Back
        • Bonuses By Region
        • Arkansas Promos
        • Arizona Promos
        • Colorado Promos
        • Connecticut Promos
        • DC Promos
        • Illinois Promos
        • Indiana Promos
        • Iowa Promos
        • Kansas Promos
        • Kentucky Promos
        • Louisiana Promos
        • Maine Promos
        • Maryland Promos
        • Massachusetts Promos
        • Michigan Promos
        • Missouri Promos
        • New Jersey Promos
        • New York Promos
        • North Carolina Promos
        • Ohio Promos
        • Pennsylvania Promos
        • Tennessee Promos
        • Vermont Promos
        • Virginia Promos
        • West Virginia Promos
        • Wyoming Promos
    • Forum & Contests
      • All Forums
      • NFL Betting Forum
      • MLB Betting Forum
      • NCAAB Betting Forum
      • NCAAF Betting Forum
      • NBA Betting Forum
      • NHL Betting Forum
      • Soccer Betting Forum
      • Contests
        • Back
        • Contests
        • Contests Home
        • Streak Survivor
        • King of Covers
        • My Contests
    • Casino
      • Sweepstakes Casino
        • Back
        • Sweepstakes Casino
        • Sweepstakes Casino
        • Sweepstakes No-Deposit Bonuses
        • Sweepstakes Promos
          • Back
          • Sweepstakes Promos
          • Crown Coins Promo Code
          • FreeSpin Casino Promo Code
          • Jackpota Promo Code
          • LoneStar Promo Code
          • McLuck Promo Code
          • NoLimitCoins Promo Code
          • Rainbet.us Promo Code
          • RealPrize Promo Code
          • Splash Coins Promo Code
          • Stake.us Promo Code
      • US Casinos
        • Back
        • US Casinos
        • US Online Casinos
        • US Online Casino Bonuses
        • Casino Promos
          • Back
          • Casino Promos
          • bet365 Casino Promo Code
          • BetMGM Casino Promo Code
          • BetRivers Casino Promo
          • Borgata Casino Bonus Code
          • Caesars Casino Bonus Code
          • DraftKings Casino Promo
          • Fanatics Casino Promo
          • FanDuel Casino Promo Code
          • Golden Nugget Casino Promo
          • Hard Rock Bet Casino Promo
          • Hollywood Casino Promo Code
      • Canada Casinos
        • Back
        • Canada Casinos
        • Canada Online Casinos
        • Provinces
          • Back
          • Provinces
          • Alberta Online Casino
          • BC Online Casino
          • Ontario Online Casinos
        • Casino Promos
          • Back
          • Casino Promos
          • 7Bit Promo Code
          • BC.GAME Bonus Code
          • BitStarz Promo Code
          • Jack Casino Promo Code
          • JackpotCity Promo Code
          • Rainbet Promo Code
          • Roobet Promo Code
          • Shuffle Promo Code
          • Spin Casino Promo Code
          • TonyBet Casino Bonus Code
    • Prediction Markets
      • Prediction Markets
      • Prediction Market Apps
      • Prediction Market Promos
      • Kalshi Promo Code
      • Kalshi Referral Code
      • Polymarket Promo Code
      • Polymarket Referral Code
      • FanDuel Predicts Promo Code
      • Gemini Predictions Promo Code
      • Novig Promo Code
      • Underdog Promo Code
      • ProphetX Promo Code
      • OG Promo Code
      • Plus500 Promo Code
      • Betr Promo Code
      • DraftKings Predictions Promo Code
      • Fanatics Markets Promo Code
    • NFL Week 9
      NFL Week 9
      • NFL Odds
      • NFL Picks
      • Jaguars-Ravens Picks
      • Survivor Picks
      • NFL Prediction Markets
      • NFL Betting Sites
    Covers Account
    Log in Create account
    Join free Log in
    All Forums | Penalty Box

    Troubled Waters

    «First Previous 808182 ... 979899 Next Last»
    Biscuiteater1
    sandals17
    ProtoStar
    michaelpaul1
    Iw1nBets
    ...
    Participants:
    Search
    Views: 182561
    Posts: 2451
    «First Previous 808182 ... 979899 Next Last»
     
    Biscuiteater1
    Biscuiteater1
    Legend
    Participation Meter
    Joined: Jan, 2011
    Posts: 33287
    Posted: Sep. 28, 2011 - 6:03 AM ET #1976

    Proto, maybe long red can help you find the day

    https://youtu.be/xKvmb25GbWs

    Reply

    Proto, maybe long red can help you find the day

    https://youtu.be/xKvmb25GbWs

     
    sandals17
    sandals17
    Banned
    Participation Meter
    Joined: Sep, 2009
    Posts: 139
    Posted: Sep. 28, 2011 - 9:06 PM ET #1977

    Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:

    When you pass on aint nobody getting smoked or thrown in the laminated chest but you, so you outta live the life you choose. 10 - 4 good buddy.

              

    Reply

    Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:

    When you pass on aint nobody getting smoked or thrown in the laminated chest but you, so you outta live the life you choose. 10 - 4 good buddy.

              

     
    ProtoStar
    ProtoStar
    Prospect
    Participation Meter
    Joined: Apr, 2007
    Posts: 412
    Posted: Sep. 28, 2011 - 10:28 PM ET #1978

    Well I am a very unhappy man.  Piss poor life management has led to this.  I feel I am a burden to society and a burden to people around me.  I got a small boat for 25 dollars and went out into the lake for some quiet time.  I forgot to get a paddle, so while in the middle of the lake, I had to jump in the water to push the boat around.  Do you see?  These things are standard for me.  I push my own buttons. 

    I bought a fentanyl patch before I went out into the boat.  I was told to eat the stuff inside.  It messed me up bad, so while in the boat I stripped naked and started chanting like an Indian.  I don't know why I did this, just a total loser and making losing moves. 

    Turns out another group of Native Americans were there in the lake and had some tomahawks.  They didn't appreciate my chanting because without knowing it, I chanted the way their rivals chant.  With the Fentanyl kicking in full force, they started throwing tomahawks at me in the boat.  One hit me in the back and knocked me into the water. 

    Fearing for my life and obliterated from the Fentanyl patch, I swam behind the boat, and on to the shore.  Naked and dazed, I chanted again like an Indian.  This was not smart because the other Indians followed me onto the shore.  They tied me up and took me back to where they had a tent and a fire going.  They said they wanted a ransom for me. 

    So my family negotiated and paid a 150 dollar ransom for my release.  They would not give the Indians 175.

    Still dazed from the Fentanyl, I took a cab to the mayors office and tried to fight him.  He is 75 years old, but he was a fighter in younger days .  He tied me to a tree outside and fined me 500 dollars.  They say I swung 15 times and missed all punches.  Then the mayor took 1 swing and rendered me unconscious. 

    I got home and now I wonder where this is all going.  Mayor is not pressing charges, because I agreed to be the first official "town idiot".  So in the books of the city, I have a special label.  The town idiot.  What it basically means is that anything abnormal I do from now on is considered lunacy, and I have to spend a month in the county mental facility.  The determination of whether an action I take is abnormal or not can be made by any citizen of the city, and they can perform a citizens arrest.

    I must admit this is a bit embarrassing, and I don't really know what to do.  To be considered a town idiot is somewhat disturbing to me.  Hopefully people here at covers will accept me more than the physical world does at the moment. 

    Funky Cold Medina


    Reply
    Well I am a very unhappy man.  Piss poor life management has led to this.  I feel I am a burden to society and a burden to people around me.  I got a small boat for 25 dollars and went out into the lake for some quiet time.  I forgot to get a paddle, so while in the middle of the lake, I had to jump in the water to push the boat around.  Do you see?  These things are standard for me.  I push my own buttons. 

    I bought a fentanyl patch before I went out into the boat.  I was told to eat the stuff inside.  It messed me up bad, so while in the boat I stripped naked and started chanting like an Indian.  I don't know why I did this, just a total loser and making losing moves. 

    Turns out another group of Native Americans were there in the lake and had some tomahawks.  They didn't appreciate my chanting because without knowing it, I chanted the way their rivals chant.  With the Fentanyl kicking in full force, they started throwing tomahawks at me in the boat.  One hit me in the back and knocked me into the water. 

    Fearing for my life and obliterated from the Fentanyl patch, I swam behind the boat, and on to the shore.  Naked and dazed, I chanted again like an Indian.  This was not smart because the other Indians followed me onto the shore.  They tied me up and took me back to where they had a tent and a fire going.  They said they wanted a ransom for me. 

    So my family negotiated and paid a 150 dollar ransom for my release.  They would not give the Indians 175.

    Still dazed from the Fentanyl, I took a cab to the mayors office and tried to fight him.  He is 75 years old, but he was a fighter in younger days .  He tied me to a tree outside and fined me 500 dollars.  They say I swung 15 times and missed all punches.  Then the mayor took 1 swing and rendered me unconscious. 

    I got home and now I wonder where this is all going.  Mayor is not pressing charges, because I agreed to be the first official "town idiot".  So in the books of the city, I have a special label.  The town idiot.  What it basically means is that anything abnormal I do from now on is considered lunacy, and I have to spend a month in the county mental facility.  The determination of whether an action I take is abnormal or not can be made by any citizen of the city, and they can perform a citizens arrest.

    I must admit this is a bit embarrassing, and I don't really know what to do.  To be considered a town idiot is somewhat disturbing to me.  Hopefully people here at covers will accept me more than the physical world does at the moment. 

    Funky Cold Medina


     
    michaelpaul1
    michaelpaul1
    Banned
    Participation Meter
    Joined: Mar, 2007
    Posts: 22613
    Posted: Sep. 28, 2011 - 11:49 PM ET #1979

    I hate Indians...
    Reply
    I hate Indians...
     
    Iw1nBets
    Iw1nBets
    Legend
    Participation Meter
    Joined: Oct, 2008
    Posts: 58493
    Posted: Sep. 29, 2011 - 12:27 AM ET #1980

    Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

    Well I am a very unhappy man.  Piss poor life management has led to this.  I feel I am a burden to society and a burden to people around me.  I got a small boat for 25 dollars and went out into the lake for some quiet time.  I forgot to get a paddle, so while in the middle of the lake, I had to jump in the water to push the boat around.  Do you see?  These things are standard for me.  I push my own buttons. 

    I bought a fentanyl patch before I went out into the boat.  I was told to eat the stuff inside.  It messed me up bad, so while in the boat I stripped naked and started chanting like an Indian.  I don't know why I did this, just a total loser and making losing moves. 

    Turns out another group of Native Americans were there in the lake and had some tomahawks.  They didn't appreciate my chanting because without knowing it, I chanted the way their rivals chant.  With the Fentanyl kicking in full force, they started throwing tomahawks at me in the boat.  One hit me in the back and knocked me into the water. 

    Fearing for my life and obliterated from the Fentanyl patch, I swam behind the boat, and on to the shore.  Naked and dazed, I chanted again like an Indian.  This was not smart because the other Indians followed me onto the shore.  They tied me up and took me back to where they had a tent and a fire going.  They said they wanted a ransom for me. 

    So my family negotiated and paid a 150 dollar ransom for my release.  They would not give the Indians 175.

    Still dazed from the Fentanyl, I took a cab to the mayors office and tried to fight him.  He is 75 years old, but he was a fighter in younger days .  He tied me to a tree outside and fined me 500 dollars.  They say I swung 15 times and missed all punches.  Then the mayor took 1 swing and rendered me unconscious. 

    I got home and now I wonder where this is all going.  Mayor is not pressing charges, because I agreed to be the first official "town idiot".  So in the books of the city, I have a special label.  The town idiot.  What it basically means is that anything abnormal I do from now on is considered lunacy, and I have to spend a month in the county mental facility.  The determination of whether an action I take is abnormal or not can be made by any citizen of the city, and they can perform a citizens arrest.

    I must admit this is a bit embarrassing, and I don't really know what to do.  To be considered a town idiot is somewhat disturbing to me.  Hopefully people here at covers will accept me more than the physical world does at the moment. 

    Funky Cold Medina




    and this post officially made me believe in this thread again
     Proto
    Reply
    Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

    Well I am a very unhappy man.  Piss poor life management has led to this.  I feel I am a burden to society and a burden to people around me.  I got a small boat for 25 dollars and went out into the lake for some quiet time.  I forgot to get a paddle, so while in the middle of the lake, I had to jump in the water to push the boat around.  Do you see?  These things are standard for me.  I push my own buttons. 

    I bought a fentanyl patch before I went out into the boat.  I was told to eat the stuff inside.  It messed me up bad, so while in the boat I stripped naked and started chanting like an Indian.  I don't know why I did this, just a total loser and making losing moves. 

    Turns out another group of Native Americans were there in the lake and had some tomahawks.  They didn't appreciate my chanting because without knowing it, I chanted the way their rivals chant.  With the Fentanyl kicking in full force, they started throwing tomahawks at me in the boat.  One hit me in the back and knocked me into the water. 

    Fearing for my life and obliterated from the Fentanyl patch, I swam behind the boat, and on to the shore.  Naked and dazed, I chanted again like an Indian.  This was not smart because the other Indians followed me onto the shore.  They tied me up and took me back to where they had a tent and a fire going.  They said they wanted a ransom for me. 

    So my family negotiated and paid a 150 dollar ransom for my release.  They would not give the Indians 175.

    Still dazed from the Fentanyl, I took a cab to the mayors office and tried to fight him.  He is 75 years old, but he was a fighter in younger days .  He tied me to a tree outside and fined me 500 dollars.  They say I swung 15 times and missed all punches.  Then the mayor took 1 swing and rendered me unconscious. 

    I got home and now I wonder where this is all going.  Mayor is not pressing charges, because I agreed to be the first official "town idiot".  So in the books of the city, I have a special label.  The town idiot.  What it basically means is that anything abnormal I do from now on is considered lunacy, and I have to spend a month in the county mental facility.  The determination of whether an action I take is abnormal or not can be made by any citizen of the city, and they can perform a citizens arrest.

    I must admit this is a bit embarrassing, and I don't really know what to do.  To be considered a town idiot is somewhat disturbing to me.  Hopefully people here at covers will accept me more than the physical world does at the moment. 

    Funky Cold Medina




    and this post officially made me believe in this thread again
     Proto
     
    Iw1nBets
    Iw1nBets
    Legend
    Participation Meter
    Joined: Oct, 2008
    Posts: 58493
    Posted: Sep. 29, 2011 - 12:27 AM ET #1981

    St Louis Cardinals are going to the playoffs
    Reply
    St Louis Cardinals are going to the playoffs
     
    sandals17
    sandals17
    Banned
    Participation Meter
    Joined: Sep, 2009
    Posts: 139
    Posted: Sep. 29, 2011 - 12:55 AM ET #1982

    Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:



    and this post officially made me believe in this thread again
     Proto

    I agree iw1n - and I now know to treat this like a Tom Robbins or Kurt Vonnegut write-along.....  I get it now.

    Reply
    Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:



    and this post officially made me believe in this thread again
     Proto

    I agree iw1n - and I now know to treat this like a Tom Robbins or Kurt Vonnegut write-along.....  I get it now.

     
    sandals17
    sandals17
    Banned
    Participation Meter
    Joined: Sep, 2009
    Posts: 139
    Posted: Sep. 29, 2011 - 1:30 AM ET #1983

    50/50 : Truth to Phony Holy Water

    No sooner had I retired from this glorious thread than I was subject to a "new star generating" story of my own.

       I was enjoying my daily poolside lazy bookread after my druggie-yoga session and bi-lunar cycle polishing of the bronze bust of michealpaul that sits upon my 'Lincoln Log' replica of Mao Tse Tsung when I was interrupted by a man.  I thought him to be a tenant at my condo community (and did until considerably further along in the interaction) and paid no mind as he sat down uncomfortably close to my pool chair.

    "How old are you?",  he asked, without pre-emption, his naked lady tattoo's spread vulva toward me; a dark intricate contrast to it's pale bicep pallette.  "Thirty-Four", I replied.  "I'm an athiest", he blurted... - he even had a clit tossed in there on his arm!  "Ok", I said "I'm Jesus Christ". 

    After a few awkward moments during which he took off his left shoe and a moldy gauze wrap off of his right foot, the man with the Penthouse arm said tentatively, "I umm... I can uhhm.. - control the weather... But I'm in different dimensions right now, hold on - don't laugh if my eyes go weird  It won't last long."  "Right on man" I said, hiding my acute paranoia that somehow lead my mind straight to the idea that just maybe - I mean 'maa-aaybe', someone out there has been keeping tabs on the Proto thread I had previously thought to be so innocuous.  And this 'maa-aaybe' scenario is making me wonder if I'd gotten myself in over my head with a few dis-jointed rants on an otherwise benign forum.   I'd only begun my ........ 

    TO BE CONTINUED

    Reply

    50/50 : Truth to Phony Holy Water

    No sooner had I retired from this glorious thread than I was subject to a "new star generating" story of my own.

       I was enjoying my daily poolside lazy bookread after my druggie-yoga session and bi-lunar cycle polishing of the bronze bust of michealpaul that sits upon my 'Lincoln Log' replica of Mao Tse Tsung when I was interrupted by a man.  I thought him to be a tenant at my condo community (and did until considerably further along in the interaction) and paid no mind as he sat down uncomfortably close to my pool chair.

    "How old are you?",  he asked, without pre-emption, his naked lady tattoo's spread vulva toward me; a dark intricate contrast to it's pale bicep pallette.  "Thirty-Four", I replied.  "I'm an athiest", he blurted... - he even had a clit tossed in there on his arm!  "Ok", I said "I'm Jesus Christ". 

    After a few awkward moments during which he took off his left shoe and a moldy gauze wrap off of his right foot, the man with the Penthouse arm said tentatively, "I umm... I can uhhm.. - control the weather... But I'm in different dimensions right now, hold on - don't laugh if my eyes go weird  It won't last long."  "Right on man" I said, hiding my acute paranoia that somehow lead my mind straight to the idea that just maybe - I mean 'maa-aaybe', someone out there has been keeping tabs on the Proto thread I had previously thought to be so innocuous.  And this 'maa-aaybe' scenario is making me wonder if I'd gotten myself in over my head with a few dis-jointed rants on an otherwise benign forum.   I'd only begun my ........ 

    TO BE CONTINUED

     
    dytide
    dytide
    Veteran
    Participation Meter
    Joined: Sep, 2006
    Posts: 3329
    Posted: Sep. 29, 2011 - 2:12 AM ET #1984

    I never want to hear you say

    I want it that way
    Reply
    I never want to hear you say

    I want it that way
     
    Biscuiteater1
    Biscuiteater1
    Legend
    Participation Meter
    Joined: Jan, 2011
    Posts: 33287
    Posted: Sep. 29, 2011 - 5:17 AM ET #1985

    Quote Originally Posted by sandals17:

    50/50 : Truth to Phony Holy Water

    No sooner had I retired from this glorious thread than I was subject to a "new star generating" story of my own.

       I was enjoying my daily poolside lazy bookread after my druggie-yoga session and bi-lunar cycle polishing of the bronze bust of michealpaul that sits upon my 'Lincoln Log' replica of Mao Tse Tsung when I was interrupted by a man.  I thought him to be a tenant at my condo community (and did until considerably further along in the interaction) and paid no mind as he sat down uncomfortably close to my pool chair.

    "How old are you?",  he asked, without pre-emption, his naked lady tattoo's spread vulva toward me; a dark intricate contrast to it's pale bicep pallette.  "Thirty-Four", I replied.  "I'm an athiest", he blurted... - he even had a clit tossed in there on his arm!  "Ok", I said "I'm Jesus Christ". 

    After a few awkward moments during which he took off his left shoe and a moldy gauze wrap off of his right foot, the man with the Penthouse arm said tentatively, "I umm... I can uhhm.. - control the weather... But I'm in different dimensions right now, hold on - don't laugh if my eyes go weird  It won't last long."  "Right on man" I said, hiding my acute paranoia that somehow lead my mind straight to the idea that just maybe - I mean 'maa-aaybe', someone out there has been keeping tabs on the Proto thread I had previously thought to be so innocuous.  And this 'maa-aaybe' scenario is making me wonder if I'd gotten myself in over my head with a few dis-jointed rants on an otherwise benign forum.   I'd only begun my ........ 

    TO BE CONTINUED

     
    Reply
    Quote Originally Posted by sandals17:

    50/50 : Truth to Phony Holy Water

    No sooner had I retired from this glorious thread than I was subject to a "new star generating" story of my own.

       I was enjoying my daily poolside lazy bookread after my druggie-yoga session and bi-lunar cycle polishing of the bronze bust of michealpaul that sits upon my 'Lincoln Log' replica of Mao Tse Tsung when I was interrupted by a man.  I thought him to be a tenant at my condo community (and did until considerably further along in the interaction) and paid no mind as he sat down uncomfortably close to my pool chair.

    "How old are you?",  he asked, without pre-emption, his naked lady tattoo's spread vulva toward me; a dark intricate contrast to it's pale bicep pallette.  "Thirty-Four", I replied.  "I'm an athiest", he blurted... - he even had a clit tossed in there on his arm!  "Ok", I said "I'm Jesus Christ". 

    After a few awkward moments during which he took off his left shoe and a moldy gauze wrap off of his right foot, the man with the Penthouse arm said tentatively, "I umm... I can uhhm.. - control the weather... But I'm in different dimensions right now, hold on - don't laugh if my eyes go weird  It won't last long."  "Right on man" I said, hiding my acute paranoia that somehow lead my mind straight to the idea that just maybe - I mean 'maa-aaybe', someone out there has been keeping tabs on the Proto thread I had previously thought to be so innocuous.  And this 'maa-aaybe' scenario is making me wonder if I'd gotten myself in over my head with a few dis-jointed rants on an otherwise benign forum.   I'd only begun my ........ 

    TO BE CONTINUED

     
     
    ProtoStar
    ProtoStar
    Prospect
    Participation Meter
    Joined: Apr, 2007
    Posts: 412
    Posted: Sep. 29, 2011 - 7:44 AM ET #1986

    This town idiot thing has gotten out of hand.  Apparently they had been waiting a long time to give this label to somebody.  Apparently many other small to medium sized cities and towns are considering doing this as well.  I am the guinea pig.  First test case. 

    I was served my paper in the middle of the night while sleeping.  2am was when the door was banged on and some police officers served me with the papers.  It says in big letters at the top "TOWN IDIOT".  Then it has a picture of me pushing my boat along in the lake.  How did they get that picture?  The officers were laughing so hard they fell out on my porch.  I tried helping one of them up and he bent my arm behind my back and told me not to make any stupid moves or I was going to the clinic.  Then he pushed me down and they left, laughing uncontrollably. 

    Then I got today's paper.  Front page headlines it reads "Our first town idiot has been identified", and it has my picture on it.  They are also passing out town idiot lights for people to put on their cars, so they can pull me over if I do something stupid while driving.  Every citizen of the city gets one of these.  When activated and put on a person's car, the light goes off and a sound comes out real loud that says, simply, "pull over lunatic, pull over lunatic".  Over and over again.  To me this is going a bit overboard. 

    There are people waiting in my bushes.  Watching every move I make so they can take the opportunity to arrest me.  Give people power and they want to run with it.  I picked my nose on the way out to get the paper, and some woman tackled me.  She said "wrong move lunatic, you are going to county".  Then a group of people help a meeting in my front yard while I was handcuffed.  They decided that picking my nose was not worthy of going to the clinic, so the issued a citizens citation.  A warning basically.  If I pick my nose in public again I am going to the looney house. 

    This is a trying point in time for me and I need all the support I can get.  I cried in my cereal this morning.  At least I have music I guess.

    Your Wildest Dreams
    Reply
    This town idiot thing has gotten out of hand.  Apparently they had been waiting a long time to give this label to somebody.  Apparently many other small to medium sized cities and towns are considering doing this as well.  I am the guinea pig.  First test case. 

    I was served my paper in the middle of the night while sleeping.  2am was when the door was banged on and some police officers served me with the papers.  It says in big letters at the top "TOWN IDIOT".  Then it has a picture of me pushing my boat along in the lake.  How did they get that picture?  The officers were laughing so hard they fell out on my porch.  I tried helping one of them up and he bent my arm behind my back and told me not to make any stupid moves or I was going to the clinic.  Then he pushed me down and they left, laughing uncontrollably. 

    Then I got today's paper.  Front page headlines it reads "Our first town idiot has been identified", and it has my picture on it.  They are also passing out town idiot lights for people to put on their cars, so they can pull me over if I do something stupid while driving.  Every citizen of the city gets one of these.  When activated and put on a person's car, the light goes off and a sound comes out real loud that says, simply, "pull over lunatic, pull over lunatic".  Over and over again.  To me this is going a bit overboard. 

    There are people waiting in my bushes.  Watching every move I make so they can take the opportunity to arrest me.  Give people power and they want to run with it.  I picked my nose on the way out to get the paper, and some woman tackled me.  She said "wrong move lunatic, you are going to county".  Then a group of people help a meeting in my front yard while I was handcuffed.  They decided that picking my nose was not worthy of going to the clinic, so the issued a citizens citation.  A warning basically.  If I pick my nose in public again I am going to the looney house. 

    This is a trying point in time for me and I need all the support I can get.  I cried in my cereal this morning.  At least I have music I guess.

    Your Wildest Dreams
     
    ProtoStar
    ProtoStar
    Prospect
    Participation Meter
    Joined: Apr, 2007
    Posts: 412
    Posted: Sep. 29, 2011 - 7:45 AM ET #1987

    sandals I hope you have not gotten into something troubling my friend.  I am worried right now for you.  I hope you have a peaceful day to calm your nerves.  Do you want me to cut myself for you?  Please don't leave us waiting for the end.
    Reply
    sandals I hope you have not gotten into something troubling my friend.  I am worried right now for you.  I hope you have a peaceful day to calm your nerves.  Do you want me to cut myself for you?  Please don't leave us waiting for the end.
     
    spockgato
    spockgato
    Banned
    Participation Meter
    Joined: Apr, 2005
    Posts: 15326
    Posted: Sep. 29, 2011 - 2:17 PM ET #1988

    rasta general , pen letters cruel ,
    preferential to the mental penance to the illegible ,
    so please highlight the readin'
    and size up the thesis
    if i put a line up you see it
    recieving the underneath shit
    the secrets
    the double meanins ,
    read in between it....
    soiled underwear sticking to the inside of your jeans
    it's not a crime but it's vile please
    abstain from the vague , trapping what you defecate isn't sane
    back away from this maze
    if you have to backtrack and retrace disaster will happen barricading escape
    pharaoh great with the haze
    monumental with the tropical perennial
    i'm talking the chronic not the constant the not stopping but guess you knew
    one thing can mean another
    as the sweet relief of leaf is butter
    on my bacon
    earthquake your brain hurt it and shake it
    turbulent swayin'
    like a christmas snowglobe
    witness the sickness cataclysmic yet so dope
    no hope
    no chance
    you cant fight the raw
    like michaelpaul who likes the balls
    live life like that gripe write you off
    fuckin' kite that's lost
    with a pink ribbon striped up in glitter
    my n****r
    devise a style designed to administer
    a correct path of livin
    without all the bitchin'
    be proud dogg and listen
    cuz the world is awake
    walk through this portal abnormal but changed
    unphased to misfortune and it's inglorious craze.........


    wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
    Reply
    rasta general , pen letters cruel ,
    preferential to the mental penance to the illegible ,
    so please highlight the readin'
    and size up the thesis
    if i put a line up you see it
    recieving the underneath shit
    the secrets
    the double meanins ,
    read in between it....
    soiled underwear sticking to the inside of your jeans
    it's not a crime but it's vile please
    abstain from the vague , trapping what you defecate isn't sane
    back away from this maze
    if you have to backtrack and retrace disaster will happen barricading escape
    pharaoh great with the haze
    monumental with the tropical perennial
    i'm talking the chronic not the constant the not stopping but guess you knew
    one thing can mean another
    as the sweet relief of leaf is butter
    on my bacon
    earthquake your brain hurt it and shake it
    turbulent swayin'
    like a christmas snowglobe
    witness the sickness cataclysmic yet so dope
    no hope
    no chance
    you cant fight the raw
    like michaelpaul who likes the balls
    live life like that gripe write you off
    fuckin' kite that's lost
    with a pink ribbon striped up in glitter
    my n****r
    devise a style designed to administer
    a correct path of livin
    without all the bitchin'
    be proud dogg and listen
    cuz the world is awake
    walk through this portal abnormal but changed
    unphased to misfortune and it's inglorious craze.........


     
    Biscuiteater1
    Biscuiteater1
    Legend
    Participation Meter
    Joined: Jan, 2011
    Posts: 33287
    Posted: Sep. 30, 2011 - 12:07 AM ET #1989

    Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

    I hate Indians...
    Man with buffalo fat in hair need smoke'um peace pipe.
    Reply
    Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

    I hate Indians...
    Man with buffalo fat in hair need smoke'um peace pipe.
     
    I_Need_A_Detox
    I_Need_A_Detox
    Banned
    Participation Meter
    Joined: Feb, 2011
    Posts: 27139
    Posted: Sep. 30, 2011 - 12:23 AM ET #1990

    Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

    Well I am a very unhappy man.  Piss poor life management has led to this.  I feel I am a burden to society and a burden to people around me.  I got a small boat for 25 dollars and went out into the lake for some quiet time.  I forgot to get a paddle, so while in the middle of the lake, I had to jump in the water to push the boat around.  Do you see?  These things are standard for me.  I push my own buttons. 

    I bought a fentanyl patch before I went out into the boat.  I was told to eat the stuff inside.  It messed me up bad, so while in the boat I stripped naked and started chanting like an Indian.  I don't know why I did this, just a total loser and making losing moves. 

    Turns out another group of Native Americans were there in the lake and had some tomahawks.  They didn't appreciate my chanting because without knowing it, I chanted the way their rivals chant.  With the Fentanyl kicking in full force, they started throwing tomahawks at me in the boat.  One hit me in the back and knocked me into the water. 

    Fearing for my life and obliterated from the Fentanyl patch, I swam behind the boat, and on to the shore.  Naked and dazed, I chanted again like an Indian.  This was not smart because the other Indians followed me onto the shore.  They tied me up and took me back to where they had a tent and a fire going.  They said they wanted a ransom for me. 

    So my family negotiated and paid a 150 dollar ransom for my release.  They would not give the Indians 175.

    Still dazed from the Fentanyl, I took a cab to the mayors office and tried to fight him.  He is 75 years old, but he was a fighter in younger days .  He tied me to a tree outside and fined me 500 dollars.  They say I swung 15 times and missed all punches.  Then the mayor took 1 swing and rendered me unconscious. 

    I got home and now I wonder where this is all going.  Mayor is not pressing charges, because I agreed to be the first official "town idiot".  So in the books of the city, I have a special label.  The town idiot.  What it basically means is that anything abnormal I do from now on is considered lunacy, and I have to spend a month in the county mental facility.  The determination of whether an action I take is abnormal or not can be made by any citizen of the city, and they can perform a citizens arrest.

    I must admit this is a bit embarrassing, and I don't really know what to do.  To be considered a town idiot is somewhat disturbing to me.  Hopefully people here at covers will accept me more than the physical world does at the moment. 

    Funky Cold Medina


    i clicked on this thread saying ... "i'm giving this thread one more shot."

    That is the funniest fucking story i've read ..... maybe ever. I never laugh when i read and i actually chuckled a bit at this shit.

    Proto, you are fucked .... but you're my boy.

    Spitfire, I have no idea either. Im a fucking junkie and i have no idea if he's telling the truth. He knows his drugs, thats for sure. I just think he spins the truth a bit. IDK.  

     

    Reply

    Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

    Well I am a very unhappy man.  Piss poor life management has led to this.  I feel I am a burden to society and a burden to people around me.  I got a small boat for 25 dollars and went out into the lake for some quiet time.  I forgot to get a paddle, so while in the middle of the lake, I had to jump in the water to push the boat around.  Do you see?  These things are standard for me.  I push my own buttons. 

    I bought a fentanyl patch before I went out into the boat.  I was told to eat the stuff inside.  It messed me up bad, so while in the boat I stripped naked and started chanting like an Indian.  I don't know why I did this, just a total loser and making losing moves. 

    Turns out another group of Native Americans were there in the lake and had some tomahawks.  They didn't appreciate my chanting because without knowing it, I chanted the way their rivals chant.  With the Fentanyl kicking in full force, they started throwing tomahawks at me in the boat.  One hit me in the back and knocked me into the water. 

    Fearing for my life and obliterated from the Fentanyl patch, I swam behind the boat, and on to the shore.  Naked and dazed, I chanted again like an Indian.  This was not smart because the other Indians followed me onto the shore.  They tied me up and took me back to where they had a tent and a fire going.  They said they wanted a ransom for me. 

    So my family negotiated and paid a 150 dollar ransom for my release.  They would not give the Indians 175.

    Still dazed from the Fentanyl, I took a cab to the mayors office and tried to fight him.  He is 75 years old, but he was a fighter in younger days .  He tied me to a tree outside and fined me 500 dollars.  They say I swung 15 times and missed all punches.  Then the mayor took 1 swing and rendered me unconscious. 

    I got home and now I wonder where this is all going.  Mayor is not pressing charges, because I agreed to be the first official "town idiot".  So in the books of the city, I have a special label.  The town idiot.  What it basically means is that anything abnormal I do from now on is considered lunacy, and I have to spend a month in the county mental facility.  The determination of whether an action I take is abnormal or not can be made by any citizen of the city, and they can perform a citizens arrest.

    I must admit this is a bit embarrassing, and I don't really know what to do.  To be considered a town idiot is somewhat disturbing to me.  Hopefully people here at covers will accept me more than the physical world does at the moment. 

    Funky Cold Medina


    i clicked on this thread saying ... "i'm giving this thread one more shot."

    That is the funniest fucking story i've read ..... maybe ever. I never laugh when i read and i actually chuckled a bit at this shit.

    Proto, you are fucked .... but you're my boy.

    Spitfire, I have no idea either. Im a fucking junkie and i have no idea if he's telling the truth. He knows his drugs, thats for sure. I just think he spins the truth a bit. IDK.  

     

     
    I_Need_A_Detox
    I_Need_A_Detox
    Banned
    Participation Meter
    Joined: Feb, 2011
    Posts: 27139
    Posted: Sep. 30, 2011 - 12:27 AM ET #1991

    Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

    I hate Indians...

    AND ... michaulpaul said some funny ass shit to follow it.

    Reply

    Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

    I hate Indians...

    AND ... michaulpaul said some funny ass shit to follow it.

     
    Biscuiteater1
    Biscuiteater1
    Legend
    Participation Meter
    Joined: Jan, 2011
    Posts: 33287
    Posted: Sep. 30, 2011 - 12:41 AM ET #1992

    Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

    This town idiot thing has gotten out of hand.  Apparently they had been waiting a long time to give this label to somebody.  Apparently many other small to medium sized cities and towns are considering doing this as well.  I am the guinea pig.  First test case. 

    I was served my paper in the middle of the night while sleeping.  2am was when the door was banged on and some police officers served me with the papers.  It says in big letters at the top "TOWN IDIOT".  Then it has a picture of me pushing my boat along in the lake.  How did they get that picture?  The officers were laughing so hard they fell out on my porch.  I tried helping one of them up and he bent my arm behind my back and told me not to make any stupid moves or I was going to the clinic.  Then he pushed me down and they left, laughing uncontrollably. 

    Then I got today's paper.  Front page headlines it reads "Our first town idiot has been identified", and it has my picture on it.  They are also passing out town idiot lights for people to put on their cars, so they can pull me over if I do something stupid while driving.  Every citizen of the city gets one of these.  When activated and put on a person's car, the light goes off and a sound comes out real loud that says, simply, "pull over lunatic, pull over lunatic".  Over and over again.  To me this is going a bit overboard. 

    There are people waiting in my bushes.  Watching every move I make so they can take the opportunity to arrest me.  Give people power and they want to run with it.  I picked my nose on the way out to get the paper, and some woman tackled me.  She said "wrong move lunatic, you are going to county".  Then a group of people help a meeting in my front yard while I was handcuffed.  They decided that picking my nose was not worthy of going to the clinic, so the issued a citizens citation.  A warning basically.  If I pick my nose in public again I am going to the looney house. 

    This is a trying point in time for me and I need all the support I can get.  I cried in my cereal this morning.  At least I have music I guess.

    Your Wildest Dreams
      https://youtu.be/Kqewojda3M0
    Reply
    Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

    This town idiot thing has gotten out of hand.  Apparently they had been waiting a long time to give this label to somebody.  Apparently many other small to medium sized cities and towns are considering doing this as well.  I am the guinea pig.  First test case. 

    I was served my paper in the middle of the night while sleeping.  2am was when the door was banged on and some police officers served me with the papers.  It says in big letters at the top "TOWN IDIOT".  Then it has a picture of me pushing my boat along in the lake.  How did they get that picture?  The officers were laughing so hard they fell out on my porch.  I tried helping one of them up and he bent my arm behind my back and told me not to make any stupid moves or I was going to the clinic.  Then he pushed me down and they left, laughing uncontrollably. 

    Then I got today's paper.  Front page headlines it reads "Our first town idiot has been identified", and it has my picture on it.  They are also passing out town idiot lights for people to put on their cars, so they can pull me over if I do something stupid while driving.  Every citizen of the city gets one of these.  When activated and put on a person's car, the light goes off and a sound comes out real loud that says, simply, "pull over lunatic, pull over lunatic".  Over and over again.  To me this is going a bit overboard. 

    There are people waiting in my bushes.  Watching every move I make so they can take the opportunity to arrest me.  Give people power and they want to run with it.  I picked my nose on the way out to get the paper, and some woman tackled me.  She said "wrong move lunatic, you are going to county".  Then a group of people help a meeting in my front yard while I was handcuffed.  They decided that picking my nose was not worthy of going to the clinic, so the issued a citizens citation.  A warning basically.  If I pick my nose in public again I am going to the looney house. 

    This is a trying point in time for me and I need all the support I can get.  I cried in my cereal this morning.  At least I have music I guess.

    Your Wildest Dreams
      https://youtu.be/Kqewojda3M0
     
    Iw1nBets
    Iw1nBets
    Legend
    Participation Meter
    Joined: Oct, 2008
    Posts: 58493
    Posted: Sep. 30, 2011 - 1:14 AM ET #1993

    I will for now on just casually view this thread and drop in some 
    Reply
    I will for now on just casually view this thread and drop in some 
     
    michaelpaul1
    michaelpaul1
    Banned
    Participation Meter
    Joined: Mar, 2007
    Posts: 22613
    Posted: Sep. 30, 2011 - 11:28 PM ET #1994

    Quote Originally Posted by spockgato:

    rasta general , pen letters cruel ,
    preferential to the mental penance to the illegible ,
    so please highlight the readin'
    and size up the thesis
    if i put a line up you see it
    recieving the underneath shit
    the secrets
    the double meanins ,
    read in between it....
    soiled underwear sticking to the inside of your jeans
    it's not a crime but it's vile please
    abstain from the vague , trapping what you defecate isn't sane
    back away from this maze
    if you have to backtrack and retrace disaster will happen barricading escape
    pharaoh great with the haze
    monumental with the tropical perennial
    i'm talking the chronic not the constant the not stopping but guess you knew
    one thing can mean another
    as the sweet relief of leaf is butter
    on my bacon
    earthquake your brain hurt it and shake it
    turbulent swayin'
    like a christmas snowglobe
    witness the sickness cataclysmic yet so dope
    no hope
    no chance
    you cant fight the raw
    like michaelpaul who likes the balls
    live life like that gripe write you off
    fuckin' kite that's lost
    with a pink ribbon striped up in glitter
    my n****r
    devise a style designed to administer
    a correct path of livin
    without all the bitchin'
    be proud dogg and listen
    cuz the world is awake
    walk through this portal abnormal but changed
    unphased to misfortune and it's inglorious craze.........


    what a long-winded useless pile of shit that was...
    Reply
    Quote Originally Posted by spockgato:

    rasta general , pen letters cruel ,
    preferential to the mental penance to the illegible ,
    so please highlight the readin'
    and size up the thesis
    if i put a line up you see it
    recieving the underneath shit
    the secrets
    the double meanins ,
    read in between it....
    soiled underwear sticking to the inside of your jeans
    it's not a crime but it's vile please
    abstain from the vague , trapping what you defecate isn't sane
    back away from this maze
    if you have to backtrack and retrace disaster will happen barricading escape
    pharaoh great with the haze
    monumental with the tropical perennial
    i'm talking the chronic not the constant the not stopping but guess you knew
    one thing can mean another
    as the sweet relief of leaf is butter
    on my bacon
    earthquake your brain hurt it and shake it
    turbulent swayin'
    like a christmas snowglobe
    witness the sickness cataclysmic yet so dope
    no hope
    no chance
    you cant fight the raw
    like michaelpaul who likes the balls
    live life like that gripe write you off
    fuckin' kite that's lost
    with a pink ribbon striped up in glitter
    my n****r
    devise a style designed to administer
    a correct path of livin
    without all the bitchin'
    be proud dogg and listen
    cuz the world is awake
    walk through this portal abnormal but changed
    unphased to misfortune and it's inglorious craze.........


    what a long-winded useless pile of shit that was...
     
    Iw1nBets
    Iw1nBets
    Legend
    Participation Meter
    Joined: Oct, 2008
    Posts: 58493
    Posted: Sep. 30, 2011 - 11:32 PM ET #1995

    actually Mp.. Spocks broad vocabulary and ability to mix words together so harmoniously  outweighs all of your self help speeches and wisdom you share 
    Reply
    actually Mp.. Spocks broad vocabulary and ability to mix words together so harmoniously  outweighs all of your self help speeches and wisdom you share 
     
    Iw1nBets
    Iw1nBets
    Legend
    Participation Meter
    Joined: Oct, 2008
    Posts: 58493
    Posted: Sep. 30, 2011 - 11:32 PM ET #1996

    and... I would also like to be the .....
    Reply
    and... I would also like to be the .....
     
    Iw1nBets
    Iw1nBets
    Legend
    Participation Meter
    Joined: Oct, 2008
    Posts: 58493
    Posted: Sep. 30, 2011 - 11:33 PM ET #1997

    2000'th post in this thread.


    Carry On
    Reply
    2000'th post in this thread.


    Carry On
     
    jmitseff
    jmitseff
    MVP
    Participation Meter
    Joined: Apr, 2007
    Posts: 16283
    Posted: Oct. 1, 2011 - 12:01 AM ET #1998

    2001^
    Reply
    2001^
     
    Biscuiteater1
    Biscuiteater1
    Legend
    Participation Meter
    Joined: Jan, 2011
    Posts: 33287
    Posted: Oct. 1, 2011 - 12:14 AM ET #1999

    Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

    2000'th post in this thread.


    Carry On
    I KNEW IT!
    Reply
    Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

    2000'th post in this thread.


    Carry On
    I KNEW IT!
     
     
    Biscuiteater1
    Biscuiteater1
    Legend
    Participation Meter
    Joined: Jan, 2011
    Posts: 33287
    Posted: Oct. 1, 2011 - 2:03 AM ET #2000

                       
    Reply
                       
    All Forums | Penalty Box
    «First Previous 808182 ... 979899 Next Last»

    Hot Forums IconHot Forum Topics

    • 🤢🥴💩_ Fubah's risky baseball bets _🥶😲🥵 463,187
    • Wednesday 11/04/2026 820
    • BEAT Your book 126,703
    • 🏈🏈🏈 Fubah2's risky CFB bets 289,899
    • All About streak Survivor! 6,131
    • I'm embarrassed for Trump supporters 63,406
    • PART DEUX 232
    • Trump's legacy? 36,948
    • 11/4 3,842
    • Happening just recently . . . 40,021

    Warning - External Link

    Report User

    Thank you for reporting
    This content is abusive or harmful
    This post is spam
    An error has occurred
    This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply.

    Delete Post

    Are you sure you would like to remove this post?

    Remove Thread

    Are you sure you would like to remove this thread?

    Scan Results

    Login/Register

    Happy to have you join the conversation. To do so, please login or create an account.
    Accounts are free and easy to create.

    Search


    Loading…

    Loading…

    About Us
    Contact Us
    Careers
    Our Team
    Brand
    Testimonials
    Betting Guides
    Sportsbook Reviews
    Betting News
    Podcasts
    Responsible Gambling
    Betting Sites
    US Betting Sites
    Canada Betting Sites
    Canada Casinos
    Best Betting Apps
    Contests
    Streak Survivor
    King of Covers
    Office Pools
    The Covers community has
    810,221
    lifetime members worldwide
    Join our community today
    Covers 30 Years Logo Established in 1995,
    Covers is the world
    leader in sports
    betting information.
    21+
    Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER
    Help Privacy Privacy Choices Terms of Service Cookies Sitemap Forum
    YouTube logo
    Facebook logo
    Twitter logo
    Instagram logo
    LinkedIn logo
    Google News logo
    Covers is verified safe by:
    Evalon Logo Logo GPWA Logo GDPR logo Logo GeoTrust logo Logo
    Covers Logo
    Copyright © 1995 - 2026 Genius Sports. All Rights Reserved.
    If you choose to make use of any information on this website including online sports betting services from any websites that may be featured on this website, we strongly recommend that you carefully check your local laws before doing so.It is your sole responsibility to understand your local laws and observe them strictly.Covers does not provide any advice or guidance as to the legality of online sports betting or other online gambling activities within your jurisdiction and you are responsible for complying with laws that are applicable to you in your relevant locality.Covers disclaims all liability associated with your use of this website and use of any information contained on it.As a condition of using this website, you agree to hold the owner of this website harmless from any claims arising from your use of any services on any third party website that may be featured by Covers.