Posted:
#1701
Now can we get archived?
Troubled Waters
Posted:
#1704
Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:
Here I am back again. Broken, torn, mentally drained, sexually frustrated (different from being sexually abused
), and downright stoned out of my mind.
Where do I start? 300 into 3k, back down to almost nothing. I emptied my account on the rockies/cards u27.5. I am now as I type waiting for the hammer to drop in the 7th inning. I put the rest of my roll on it, and it is a 31 dollar bet. So from 300 to 3000 to 31.
I was eating cereal when I lost my last huge bet. 5-3 game, had u8.5, and a homerun made it 5-5. Funny thing was that there were 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th, and 2 strikes on the batter. Bye bye 1500.
Spoon was in my hand so it went flying first. Stuck in the upper left hand corner of the den wall. Right beside my right hand was the remote control and it was next. Now on the wall, right beside one of the cell phone holes, lies a perfect indention of the remote control. Shattered it. Walked into the kitchen. Cake to the wall. Yes about 75% of an iced cake.
My rage did not cease as my poor wife begged me to take valiums and somas. Obliterated a kitchen cabinet before I realized that this was not bringing back my money. I started slapping myself. Found out that it was not enough pain so I slammed my arm in another cabinet door.
Boys I have the worst breaks. It was houston arizona thursday night. I didn't sleep at all that night as I thought about my place in life. What a loser, what a nobody. And here we fucking go again with a fluke hit and rbi by molina. 2 inches inside the dam foul line. Who fuking cares its 31 dollars. Oh and there is the loss.
On to my situation in life. Punk, glory years behind me, foggy mind from years of drug abuse, washed up, anxious, depressed, couch dweller. Those are my good qualities. More to be said soon I feel like I've been kicked in the nuts once again.
After the Laughter Comes the Tearz
Here I am back again. Broken, torn, mentally drained, sexually frustrated (different from being sexually abused
), and downright stoned out of my mind. Where do I start? 300 into 3k, back down to almost nothing. I emptied my account on the rockies/cards u27.5. I am now as I type waiting for the hammer to drop in the 7th inning. I put the rest of my roll on it, and it is a 31 dollar bet. So from 300 to 3000 to 31.
I was eating cereal when I lost my last huge bet. 5-3 game, had u8.5, and a homerun made it 5-5. Funny thing was that there were 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th, and 2 strikes on the batter. Bye bye 1500.
Spoon was in my hand so it went flying first. Stuck in the upper left hand corner of the den wall. Right beside my right hand was the remote control and it was next. Now on the wall, right beside one of the cell phone holes, lies a perfect indention of the remote control. Shattered it. Walked into the kitchen. Cake to the wall. Yes about 75% of an iced cake.
My rage did not cease as my poor wife begged me to take valiums and somas. Obliterated a kitchen cabinet before I realized that this was not bringing back my money. I started slapping myself. Found out that it was not enough pain so I slammed my arm in another cabinet door.
Boys I have the worst breaks. It was houston arizona thursday night. I didn't sleep at all that night as I thought about my place in life. What a loser, what a nobody. And here we fucking go again with a fluke hit and rbi by molina. 2 inches inside the dam foul line. Who fuking cares its 31 dollars. Oh and there is the loss.
On to my situation in life. Punk, glory years behind me, foggy mind from years of drug abuse, washed up, anxious, depressed, couch dweller. Those are my good qualities. More to be said soon I feel like I've been kicked in the nuts once again.
After the Laughter Comes the Tearz
Hands Down, this is the funniest shit I've ever read on the Internet.
Posted:
#1705
gona try and sleep now....
ga night og proto...
ga night dopa...
ga night iw1n....
ga night pony boy...stay golden
ga night bq...
ga night mp...get out of nyc irene is a comin...
ga night mx...
ga night newbie sands...
ga night jonboy....
ga night ma...
ga night pa...
ga night pointdexter...
ga night booger...
ga night to all the dirtys swimmin in troubled waters...
ga night to all covers crew...minus sjp
tomorrow is a new day...
Posted:
#1709
Quote Originally Posted by ocd:
gona try and sleep now....
ga night og proto...
ga night dopa...
ga night iw1n....
ga night pony boy...stay golden
ga night bq...
ga night mp...get out of nyc irene is a comin...
ga night mx...
ga night newbie sands...
ga night jonboy....
ga night ma...
ga night pa...
ga night pointdexter...
ga night booger...
ga night to all the dirtys swimmin in troubled waters...
ga night to all covers crew...minus sjp
tomorrow is a new day...
I've been watching a lot of The Waltons lately. I'm an Emeritus member of the Proto Star saga, but have been scarce lately. I will blame the hiatus on SJP as he/she has been sending bad vibes my way. Being locked up in the box twice might have something to do with it too.
We've all moved a lot of dirt the last few months, but this is only the beginning. The Panama canal will look like fairway divot by the time our work is finished...........
Posted:
#1710
Quote Originally Posted by slikstiks99:
I've been watching a lot of The Waltons lately. I'm an Emeritus member of the Proto Star saga, but have been scarce lately. I will blame the hiatus on SJP as he/she has been sending bad vibes my way. Being locked up in the box twice might have something to do with it too.
We've all moved a lot of dirt the last few months, but this is only the beginning. The Panama canal will look like fairway divot by the time our work is finished...........
I'm glad you made it outta the pen. Do you think we can get Proto ready for some football, i'm starting to have my doubts. it seems the poor feller takes one step forward and 3 steps back.
I've been watching a lot of The Waltons lately. I'm an Emeritus member of the Proto Star saga, but have been scarce lately. I will blame the hiatus on SJP as he/she has been sending bad vibes my way. Being locked up in the box twice might have something to do with it too.
We've all moved a lot of dirt the last few months, but this is only the beginning. The Panama canal will look like fairway divot by the time our work is finished...........
Posted:
#1711
didnt do an archive of tw just was shootin off the top of my head from consistent recent activity...maybe thats why i had trouble sleepin, failed to mention the dirty jailbirds and other gone but never forgotten dirty shooters that got voodooed by the sjp...
gm ss...
gm ogp and the faithful dirty scoundrels...
college ftball less then a wk away ogp ...
....
........and maui for me...
all the dirtys on the east coast about to be on a date with irene, she's a handful of a ballbuster...be safe...
Posted:
#1713
bq.... i follow orders or people die. its that simple. my ears listen for and obey the conch....
and the violet leaves will be comin with me....but will be bringing some maui samples back over the pacific blue when coming home as always...
and damn its been a hell of an up and down ride the past yr personally with the succubus so my annual marriot suite in maui with me myself and i for two wks stay is needed fellas...serenity now....
ill keep ogp and the crew in my hearts as always....
...nothing like being done with a long football day of hmwrk by the start of the afternoon...then a hammock and my ronas... 
Posted:
#1716
Im stuck at the crib in Saratoga Springs till fucking Wednesday. I really need to get back to my Palm Beach office and get back to work the Travers was baller but i lost some good coin.
Like Dytide i will never evacuate.....
Man i need to get back home to my sticky sack of weed i am going stir crazy ......
Posted:
#1717
Quote Originally Posted by dytide:
In honor of your strength and bravery, next week i will order an xx large pizza with the works.I will instruct the pie maker that it is to weigh no less than 5 pounds.I will sprinkle 1/4 bottle of hot sauce on it and consume it allong with no less than 18 beers. Thank you dytide, you inspire me.
even though they've warned me,
I will never evacuate this thread
dytide
Posted:
#1719
Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:
I'm glad you made it outta the pen. Do you think we can get Proto ready for some football, i'm starting to have my doubts. it seems the poor feller takes one step forward and 3 steps back.
I'm glad you made it outta the pen. Do you think we can get Proto ready for some football, i'm starting to have my doubts. it seems the poor feller takes one step forward and 3 steps back.
Were gonna have to lure him out with some top class NFL picks. I'm gonna try and lure him out with some winners, I'll post them here as well as the NFL forum.
It's gonna be tough sledding, but as we all know "this dirt ain't gonna shoot itself".
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