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    Iw1nBets
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    Posted: Feb. 10, 2011 - 10:44 PM ET #276

    Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

    Boys we need to quell the fighting.  Afterall, if it is not for a greater good when we fight, why fight at all?  I understand that it is a tendency for alpha males to fight amongst each other.  I have seen the gorillas in the zoo go at it and they are ferocious.  So I can understand to a certain extent.  Just like a crack addict has to score, an alpha male must argue and fight.

    drJ you have a very interesting point of view about those who reside in that place you speak of.  Nice work buddy.

    In an act of desperation I have started pretending my house is sort of a castle from the middle ages and TV is a luxury that only I have, so it makes me feel important when I watch movie after movie after movie.  The movies I watch fuel this feeling. 

    I now long for night time, the darkness outside lets me know I will soon be asleep.  I am an empty man.  A solitary man like Michael Douglas.  Covers has always, since October anyway, been an escape for me and it continues to be, but I am in a funk.  Shooting the dirt means nothing to me anymore when it use to be tops on the list. 

    I am a man in need of soothing cash.  A rich man must feel like he is king of the world.  I think I have a problem and addicted to money.  This is even more of a problem when you have no money.  The more I think of it, the more of a pickle I realize I am in.

    A gravy train stopped and left nothing but pain.  It left without saying goodbye.  Zoolander effects mark the end of the beginning.  Without hesitation I object to the motion.  In effect I am vanquishing a modern day dilemma but that means nothing, afterall, the summer is almost here.  After thinking about it I infuse a heated rod into a glorious mountain of prize winning scenarios. 

    I hope you boys sleep well tonight, if all goes well I will be here tomorrow.

    I wear my sunglasses at night



     

    Proto never say that again dude. That made my heart stop for like 8 seconds. YOU invinted shooting the dirt

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    Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:

    Boys we need to quell the fighting.  Afterall, if it is not for a greater good when we fight, why fight at all?  I understand that it is a tendency for alpha males to fight amongst each other.  I have seen the gorillas in the zoo go at it and they are ferocious.  So I can understand to a certain extent.  Just like a crack addict has to score, an alpha male must argue and fight.

    drJ you have a very interesting point of view about those who reside in that place you speak of.  Nice work buddy.

    In an act of desperation I have started pretending my house is sort of a castle from the middle ages and TV is a luxury that only I have, so it makes me feel important when I watch movie after movie after movie.  The movies I watch fuel this feeling. 

    I now long for night time, the darkness outside lets me know I will soon be asleep.  I am an empty man.  A solitary man like Michael Douglas.  Covers has always, since October anyway, been an escape for me and it continues to be, but I am in a funk.  Shooting the dirt means nothing to me anymore when it use to be tops on the list. 

    I am a man in need of soothing cash.  A rich man must feel like he is king of the world.  I think I have a problem and addicted to money.  This is even more of a problem when you have no money.  The more I think of it, the more of a pickle I realize I am in.

    A gravy train stopped and left nothing but pain.  It left without saying goodbye.  Zoolander effects mark the end of the beginning.  Without hesitation I object to the motion.  In effect I am vanquishing a modern day dilemma but that means nothing, afterall, the summer is almost here.  After thinking about it I infuse a heated rod into a glorious mountain of prize winning scenarios. 

    I hope you boys sleep well tonight, if all goes well I will be here tomorrow.

    I wear my sunglasses at night



     

    Proto never say that again dude. That made my heart stop for like 8 seconds. YOU invinted shooting the dirt

     
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    Posted: Feb. 10, 2011 - 10:45 PM ET #277

    Hey Prote,

    You ever thought about adopting a dog from the local shelter? Sounds like you are home a lot and get a bit restless/lonely. A pup would be a perfect companion. You could take him on walks and get out of the house. You could maybe get a part-time job for some steady gambling loot. Sometimes it feels good to get your hands dirty and blistered.

    Where do you think I should go to find some solid women? Jersey Shore is on while I'm typing this and these skeezer broads on there make me sick to my stomach. Maybe I should try online for some chicks. What'ya think Prote.
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    Hey Prote,

    You ever thought about adopting a dog from the local shelter? Sounds like you are home a lot and get a bit restless/lonely. A pup would be a perfect companion. You could take him on walks and get out of the house. You could maybe get a part-time job for some steady gambling loot. Sometimes it feels good to get your hands dirty and blistered.

    Where do you think I should go to find some solid women? Jersey Shore is on while I'm typing this and these skeezer broads on there make me sick to my stomach. Maybe I should try online for some chicks. What'ya think Prote.
     
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    Posted: Feb. 10, 2011 - 10:55 PM ET #278

    dopeheadalicious...now it all figures...you are a junkie degenerate loser gambler...maybe its you who will end up sick and od from relapsing,,,from all the drugs you ingested (and still are)loser...I laugh at you...
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    dopeheadalicious...now it all figures...you are a junkie degenerate loser gambler...maybe its you who will end up sick and od from relapsing,,,from all the drugs you ingested (and still are)loser...I laugh at you...
     
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    Posted: Feb. 10, 2011 - 11:07 PM ET #279

    Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

    dopeheadalicious...now it all figures...you are a junkie degenerate loser gambler...maybe its you who will end up sick and od from relapsing,,,from all the drugs you ingested (and still are)loser...I laugh at you...


    wtf is your problem

    get a grip MP youre losing it
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    Quote Originally Posted by michaelpaul1:

    dopeheadalicious...now it all figures...you are a junkie degenerate loser gambler...maybe its you who will end up sick and od from relapsing,,,from all the drugs you ingested (and still are)loser...I laugh at you...


    wtf is your problem

    get a grip MP youre losing it
     
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    Posted: Feb. 10, 2011 - 11:41 PM ET #280

    proto...
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    proto...
     
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    Posted: Feb. 11, 2011 - 12:18 AM ET #281

    michaelpaul1 reminds me of the Smith program that got out of control in the final Matrix movie.
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    michaelpaul1 reminds me of the Smith program that got out of control in the final Matrix movie.
     
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    Posted: Feb. 11, 2011 - 1:00 AM ET #282

    Quote Originally Posted by slikstiks99:

    Hey Prote,

    You ever thought about adopting a dog from the local shelter? Sounds like you are home a lot and get a bit restless/lonely. A pup would be a perfect companion. You could take him on walks and get out of the house. You could maybe get a part-time job for some steady gambling loot. Sometimes it feels good to get your hands dirty and blistered.

    Where do you think I should go to find some solid women? Jersey Shore is on while I'm typing this and these skeezer broads on there make me sick to my stomach. Maybe I should try online for some chicks. What'ya think Prote.

     

    boom he hit it right on the head. Get a adorable mid sized dog. Take it for walks that will allow you to get out . Good idea slikstiks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slikstiks99:

    Hey Prote,

    You ever thought about adopting a dog from the local shelter? Sounds like you are home a lot and get a bit restless/lonely. A pup would be a perfect companion. You could take him on walks and get out of the house. You could maybe get a part-time job for some steady gambling loot. Sometimes it feels good to get your hands dirty and blistered.

    Where do you think I should go to find some solid women? Jersey Shore is on while I'm typing this and these skeezer broads on there make me sick to my stomach. Maybe I should try online for some chicks. What'ya think Prote.

     

    boom he hit it right on the head. Get a adorable mid sized dog. Take it for walks that will allow you to get out . Good idea slikstiks.

     
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    Posted: Feb. 11, 2011 - 2:27 AM ET #283

    If MP and Proto met, my avatar would be the outcome.

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    If MP and Proto met, my avatar would be the outcome.

     
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    Posted: Feb. 11, 2011 - 3:12 AM ET #284

    P- STAR  LAUCH SOME DIRT !!
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    P- STAR  LAUCH SOME DIRT !!
     
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    Posted: Feb. 11, 2011 - 7:47 AM ET #285

    Quote Originally Posted by guyhi:

    If MP and Proto met, my avatar would be the outcome.



    HAHAHAHAHAHA 
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    Quote Originally Posted by guyhi:

    If MP and Proto met, my avatar would be the outcome.



    HAHAHAHAHAHA 
     
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    Posted: Feb. 11, 2011 - 8:41 AM ET #286

    Quote Originally Posted by guyhi:

    If MP and Proto met, my avatar would be the outcome.

    no shit MichaelPaul hijacks protos threads

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    Quote Originally Posted by guyhi:

    If MP and Proto met, my avatar would be the outcome.

    no shit MichaelPaul hijacks protos threads

     
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    Posted: Feb. 11, 2011 - 8:51 AM ET #287

    put me down for 2 pairs of gucci shoes hunnay
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    put me down for 2 pairs of gucci shoes hunnay
     
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    Posted: Feb. 11, 2011 - 8:52 AM ET #288

    Quote Originally Posted by aaasss:

    Hello, everybody, the good shoping place, the new season approaching, click in. Let’s

    Facelift bar!

     = =  = = https://www.abcneed.com = = =

    Air Jordan (1-24) shoes $45

    UGG BOOT $50

    Nike shox (R4, NZ, OZ, TL1, TL2, TL3) $42

    Handbags ( Coach Lv fendi D&G) $36

    T-shirts (polo, ed hardy, lacoste) $20

    Jean (True Religion, ed hardy, coogi)$30

    Sunglasses ( Oakey, coach, Gucci, Armaini)$16

    New era cap $16

    ATO shoes $42

    Gucci shoes $42 ,prada shoes $40

    NBA jerseys $33 ,NHL jerseys $29

    YSL shoes $85

    Bikini (Ed hardy, polo) $18

    FREE SHIPPING

    Low prices, high quality products. Welcome to Buy . accept paypal payment .

    = =  = = https://www.abcneed.com = = =

    and since its free shipping 2 dozen of those

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    Quote Originally Posted by aaasss:

    Hello, everybody, the good shoping place, the new season approaching, click in. Let’s

    Facelift bar!

     = =  = = https://www.abcneed.com = = =

    Air Jordan (1-24) shoes $45

    UGG BOOT $50

    Nike shox (R4, NZ, OZ, TL1, TL2, TL3) $42

    Handbags ( Coach Lv fendi D&G) $36

    T-shirts (polo, ed hardy, lacoste) $20

    Jean (True Religion, ed hardy, coogi)$30

    Sunglasses ( Oakey, coach, Gucci, Armaini)$16

    New era cap $16

    ATO shoes $42

    Gucci shoes $42 ,prada shoes $40

    NBA jerseys $33 ,NHL jerseys $29

    YSL shoes $85

    Bikini (Ed hardy, polo) $18

    FREE SHIPPING

    Low prices, high quality products. Welcome to Buy . accept paypal payment .

    = =  = = https://www.abcneed.com = = =

    and since its free shipping 2 dozen of those

     
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    Posted: Feb. 11, 2011 - 10:19 AM ET #289

    iwinbets.....30,000 posts in 2 years??????

    dude
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    iwinbets.....30,000 posts in 2 years??????

    dude
     
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    Posted: Feb. 11, 2011 - 11:06 AM ET #290

    In time it could have been so much more.....
    The time is precious I know........
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    In time it could have been so much more.....
    The time is precious I know........
     
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    Posted: Feb. 11, 2011 - 11:38 PM ET #291

    Quote Originally Posted by dytide:

    In time it could have been so much more.....
    The time is precious I know........
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    Quote Originally Posted by dytide:

    In time it could have been so much more.....
    The time is precious I know........
     
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    Posted: Feb. 11, 2011 - 11:53 PM ET #292

    protostar is chuck palahnuik
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    protostar is chuck palahnuik
     
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    Posted: Feb. 12, 2011 - 12:00 AM ET #293

    he even sounds like ed norton in my head when i read his posts... very entertaining.

    i dont think he ever wanted anybody to believe he was being serious, but had to go with it after everybody started feeding him lame ass advice. i mean shit... he couldve put a picture of some kids playing with a labrador if he wanted people to think he was serious and show him pitty. what is that picture?!?!?!?

    henry- what would you do with 30 grand?

    protostar- can you do that for me?

    he had no idea it would keep going. so funny.

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    he even sounds like ed norton in my head when i read his posts... very entertaining.

    i dont think he ever wanted anybody to believe he was being serious, but had to go with it after everybody started feeding him lame ass advice. i mean shit... he couldve put a picture of some kids playing with a labrador if he wanted people to think he was serious and show him pitty. what is that picture?!?!?!?

    henry- what would you do with 30 grand?

    protostar- can you do that for me?

    he had no idea it would keep going. so funny.

     
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    Posted: Feb. 12, 2011 - 12:18 AM ET #294

    just lost my last 8 bucks on the spurs. my wife was gonna buy ramen, lunchmeat and spaghetti, but i though she deserved better.

    when youre an upstart gambler with 18 grand in your pocket, it starts to burn a hole in your pocket. whoever wouldve thought that fire in my pocket would eventually burn everything i hold dear? doesnt matter now, all is lost. im decaying from the inside out. or who knows possibly from the outside in according to the meth wounds on my face and arms.

    i just miss the good ole days, up 18 g's, smiling from true happiness, not as a coverup to the way i really feel.

    i cry as i write. sometimes i stop crying and then start again, and cant remember stopping... it will stop though. everything comes to an end.

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    just lost my last 8 bucks on the spurs. my wife was gonna buy ramen, lunchmeat and spaghetti, but i though she deserved better.

    when youre an upstart gambler with 18 grand in your pocket, it starts to burn a hole in your pocket. whoever wouldve thought that fire in my pocket would eventually burn everything i hold dear? doesnt matter now, all is lost. im decaying from the inside out. or who knows possibly from the outside in according to the meth wounds on my face and arms.

    i just miss the good ole days, up 18 g's, smiling from true happiness, not as a coverup to the way i really feel.

    i cry as i write. sometimes i stop crying and then start again, and cant remember stopping... it will stop though. everything comes to an end.

     
    mismatch
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    Posted: Feb. 12, 2011 - 12:57 AM ET #295

    Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:


    I have a penile infection that is getting worse.  It is not an STD.  Only the loneliest punk would contract a penile infection without having fun.  February is here and next month it will be too hot to freaking breathe until next November.  Spring is my worst time of year for many reasons, too many to name.  Oh boy here we go.

    hah! i love this guy.

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by ProtoStar:


    I have a penile infection that is getting worse.  It is not an STD.  Only the loneliest punk would contract a penile infection without having fun.  February is here and next month it will be too hot to freaking breathe until next November.  Spring is my worst time of year for many reasons, too many to name.  Oh boy here we go.

    hah! i love this guy.

     

     
    JohnAlz
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    Posted: Feb. 12, 2011 - 1:15 AM ET #296

    I still for the life of me cannot understand why the OG "Shooting the Dirt" thread hasn't been archived?????
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    I still for the life of me cannot understand why the OG "Shooting the Dirt" thread hasn't been archived?????
     
    mismatch
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    Posted: Feb. 12, 2011 - 1:18 AM ET #297

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnAlz:

    I still for the life of me cannot understand why the OG "Shooting the Dirt" thread hasn't been archived?????

    link please

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnAlz:

    I still for the life of me cannot understand why the OG "Shooting the Dirt" thread hasn't been archived?????

    link please

     
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    Posted: Feb. 12, 2011 - 1:49 AM ET #298

    Another day in the books.  One more day gone and nothing produced on my end.  When I log in to covers I type protostar and I feel like what the fuk did I put star in my name?  I'm anything but.  I'm the biggest loser east of the Mississippi.   

    mismatch you have asked me a question, what can I do for you brother, I don't understand the question.  But you have me pegged mismatch.  I am ripping myself apart daily, emotional pain.  You even sound like me very good imitation job.

    What is wrong with me?  "Fuk you, you worthless bum.  Slam you to the ground punk, that's right eat some dirt."  These are things I tell myself and at times have tried to do to myself.

    When i go to chik fil a I daydream about the beautiful teenage girls working there, they are so cute and gorgeous.  As I ordered today I secretly fantasized about the little redheaded girl and what her big butt must look like without those pants on.  She was so gorgeous.  I secretly thought about what my penis would feel like inside her soft, precious lips.  Maybe I am going to far here but I want to be honest to somebody.  10 years ago she would have flirted with me but not anymore.  I am 70 pounds overweight and just don't have the confidence anymore and women pick up on that.  Plus I wear old, baggy, worn out clothes.  I shower once a week. 

    So I take my food when she gives it to me and as I am walking to the car I fantasize about me and her on a sunny day in the forest and touching each other.  Wind blowing her gorgeous hair I am taking her virginity and she loves it.  Am I a sick person?   

    I have a dog.  She is 13 and on her last leg.  I can't afford another dog, this one's medicine is breaking me. 

    I have $100 in the account can you even deposit 100 to a sportsbook?  I miss sports gambling so bad. 

    Sometimes I can get lost in fantasy daydreaming.  I actually pretend I won the lottery and I am so happy and joyful and it is just ecstatic.  I did this today.  When I come to I am not happy about it and sometimes I hit myself. 

    The reason why I don't work is that I can't.  The medicine I am on makes me too tired to work, even if I can sit down all day.  Methadone and valium.  Take some for 5 years and see how you feel.  And its fuking impossible to move down on methadone.  The withdrawal is bad.  Even if you try to do it slowly.  I may try for disability. 

    I may take a couple days off from here I am just not motivated to do anything.  Life is coming down on me and its just too hard. 

    Hollered out to an audience but my yearning continues.  Broke through the ceiling and declared myself invalid.  Scallywag island if you dare.  Stand aside it gets rough.  If I am lucky, bob wired fence will be the the only obstacle.  Camel walk is ok, but only when you dare face the club owner.  Summit is the word for the day, ok here we go.  A dancing fool with the need to collapse, who is to say he is in the wrong.

    I won't hold you back-Toto 









     




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    Another day in the books.  One more day gone and nothing produced on my end.  When I log in to covers I type protostar and I feel like what the fuk did I put star in my name?  I'm anything but.  I'm the biggest loser east of the Mississippi.   

    mismatch you have asked me a question, what can I do for you brother, I don't understand the question.  But you have me pegged mismatch.  I am ripping myself apart daily, emotional pain.  You even sound like me very good imitation job.

    What is wrong with me?  "Fuk you, you worthless bum.  Slam you to the ground punk, that's right eat some dirt."  These are things I tell myself and at times have tried to do to myself.

    When i go to chik fil a I daydream about the beautiful teenage girls working there, they are so cute and gorgeous.  As I ordered today I secretly fantasized about the little redheaded girl and what her big butt must look like without those pants on.  She was so gorgeous.  I secretly thought about what my penis would feel like inside her soft, precious lips.  Maybe I am going to far here but I want to be honest to somebody.  10 years ago she would have flirted with me but not anymore.  I am 70 pounds overweight and just don't have the confidence anymore and women pick up on that.  Plus I wear old, baggy, worn out clothes.  I shower once a week. 

    So I take my food when she gives it to me and as I am walking to the car I fantasize about me and her on a sunny day in the forest and touching each other.  Wind blowing her gorgeous hair I am taking her virginity and she loves it.  Am I a sick person?   

    I have a dog.  She is 13 and on her last leg.  I can't afford another dog, this one's medicine is breaking me. 

    I have $100 in the account can you even deposit 100 to a sportsbook?  I miss sports gambling so bad. 

    Sometimes I can get lost in fantasy daydreaming.  I actually pretend I won the lottery and I am so happy and joyful and it is just ecstatic.  I did this today.  When I come to I am not happy about it and sometimes I hit myself. 

    The reason why I don't work is that I can't.  The medicine I am on makes me too tired to work, even if I can sit down all day.  Methadone and valium.  Take some for 5 years and see how you feel.  And its fuking impossible to move down on methadone.  The withdrawal is bad.  Even if you try to do it slowly.  I may try for disability. 

    I may take a couple days off from here I am just not motivated to do anything.  Life is coming down on me and its just too hard. 

    Hollered out to an audience but my yearning continues.  Broke through the ceiling and declared myself invalid.  Scallywag island if you dare.  Stand aside it gets rough.  If I am lucky, bob wired fence will be the the only obstacle.  Camel walk is ok, but only when you dare face the club owner.  Summit is the word for the day, ok here we go.  A dancing fool with the need to collapse, who is to say he is in the wrong.

    I won't hold you back-Toto 









     




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    Iw1nBets
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    Posted: Feb. 12, 2011 - 6:54 AM ET #299

    a fuckin poet that is Protostar
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    a fuckin poet that is Protostar
     
     
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    Posted: Feb. 12, 2011 - 7:16 AM ET #300

    up early in the morning shooting dirt.....Luke Glad to see you made the party...
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    up early in the morning shooting dirt.....Luke Glad to see you made the party...
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