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    That Target swimsuit commercial was the nastiest thing I've ever seen on TV and we need to talk about it right now

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    Posted: Jun. 16, 2022 - 10:53 PM ET #26

    Quote Originally Posted by MrBator:

    Look her up and tell us what you think!

    You misspelled "him".

    God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.
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    Look her up and tell us what you think!

    You misspelled "him".

     
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    Posted: Jun. 16, 2022 - 11:02 PM ET #27

    Quote Originally Posted by MrBator:

    Target is hardly alone in bowing to pressure from a very small vocal minority to feature women in their ads who are more "representative" of "real women." If they give in and present stomach-churning spots like the one we were subjected to tonight, they are applauded by the kind of people I don't think any of us would want to hang around with. If they don't, they are attacked by that same small vocal minority comprised mostly of self-hating women.  The result is a sharp decrease, not increase, in sales. And then we get more of it, WTF? Our country is becoming a laughingstock for a multitude of reasons and this is one of the most glaring.   Hey, anyone check out that smokin' hot new cheerleader for the Carolina Panthers? Look her up and tell us what you think! Do not consume any food or beverages prior to Googling.

    Don’t know how old or young you are but this is the “everyone receives a trophy for showing up” generation. It’s okay to be mediocre and not put in time and effort to achieve greatness anymore.

     

    as far as the transgender cheerleader. That’s a another topic but the Panthers doing that is just to desensitize people and make that crazy shit seem normal. 

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    Target is hardly alone in bowing to pressure from a very small vocal minority to feature women in their ads who are more "representative" of "real women." If they give in and present stomach-churning spots like the one we were subjected to tonight, they are applauded by the kind of people I don't think any of us would want to hang around with. If they don't, they are attacked by that same small vocal minority comprised mostly of self-hating women.  The result is a sharp decrease, not increase, in sales. And then we get more of it, WTF? Our country is becoming a laughingstock for a multitude of reasons and this is one of the most glaring.   Hey, anyone check out that smokin' hot new cheerleader for the Carolina Panthers? Look her up and tell us what you think! Do not consume any food or beverages prior to Googling.

    Don’t know how old or young you are but this is the “everyone receives a trophy for showing up” generation. It’s okay to be mediocre and not put in time and effort to achieve greatness anymore.

     

    as far as the transgender cheerleader. That’s a another topic but the Panthers doing that is just to desensitize people and make that crazy shit seem normal. 

     
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    Posted: Jun. 16, 2022 - 11:10 PM ET #28

    Quote Originally Posted by Detroit_Dave:

    I like to think of myself as a person that takes care of himself, eats very healthy, works out for the most part etc. etc. whatever…….     I would never go this low…   Bator, you sure showed your true colors this evening. Pathetic          This idiotic thread should close now

    lol u like fat broads. 

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    I like to think of myself as a person that takes care of himself, eats very healthy, works out for the most part etc. etc. whatever…….     I would never go this low…   Bator, you sure showed your true colors this evening. Pathetic          This idiotic thread should close now

    lol u like fat broads. 

     
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    Posted: Jun. 16, 2022 - 11:12 PM ET #29

    Detroit_Dave did not see the commercial. 

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    Detroit_Dave did not see the commercial. 

     
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    Posted: Jun. 16, 2022 - 11:13 PM ET #30

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     Anywhere to see that commercial.

     

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     Anywhere to see that commercial.

     

     
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    Posted: Jun. 16, 2022 - 11:23 PM ET #31

    Detroit_Dave, my contempt isn't for the women featured in that commercial. It's for the people who foist upon us advertising like this, who demand that we agree to salute and respect these new (and ridiculous) standards of beauty, and who are quick to declare us bad people if we complain.  

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    Detroit_Dave, my contempt isn't for the women featured in that commercial. It's for the people who foist upon us advertising like this, who demand that we agree to salute and respect these new (and ridiculous) standards of beauty, and who are quick to declare us bad people if we complain.  

     
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    Posted: Jun. 16, 2022 - 11:25 PM ET #32

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     All you do is complain lol. Stop whining. So sensitive 

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     All you do is complain lol. Stop whining. So sensitive 

     
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    Posted: Jun. 16, 2022 - 11:36 PM ET #33

    Two pieces aren’t for fat chicks everyone knows that 

     

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    Two pieces aren’t for fat chicks everyone knows that 

     

     
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    Posted: Jun. 16, 2022 - 11:37 PM ET #34

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     if you think that was bad watch the adidas women sport commercial on youtube.  you probably seen it already

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     if you think that was bad watch the adidas women sport commercial on youtube.  you probably seen it already

     
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    Posted: Jun. 16, 2022 - 11:39 PM ET #35

    Quote Originally Posted by lordbettington:

    @MrBator  if you think that was bad watch the adidas women sport commercial on youtube.  you probably seen it already

     

    I haven't seen that. Are you telling me adidas put out something even worse than what Target did?

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    @MrBator  if you think that was bad watch the adidas women sport commercial on youtube.  you probably seen it already

     

    I haven't seen that. Are you telling me adidas put out something even worse than what Target did?

     
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    Posted: Jun. 16, 2022 - 11:42 PM ET #36

    Did you ever consider that they just want to sell their apparel and have zero agenda other than pure capitalism ? Some people call other people "snowflakes", but then they get super butt hurt over every little thing that doesnt fit their concise worldview.thejester

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    Did you ever consider that they just want to sell their apparel and have zero agenda other than pure capitalism ? Some people call other people "snowflakes", but then they get super butt hurt over every little thing that doesnt fit their concise worldview.thejester

     
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    Posted: Jun. 16, 2022 - 11:56 PM ET #37

    Quote Originally Posted by MrBator:

    Detroit_Dave, my contempt isn't for the women featured in that commercial. It's for the people who foist upon us advertising like this, who demand that we agree to salute and respect these new (and ridiculous) standards of beauty, and who are quick to declare us bad people if we complain.

     

    peace_5an_praisean_praisean_clapan_clap

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    Detroit_Dave, my contempt isn't for the women featured in that commercial. It's for the people who foist upon us advertising like this, who demand that we agree to salute and respect these new (and ridiculous) standards of beauty, and who are quick to declare us bad people if we complain.

     

    peace_5an_praisean_praisean_clapan_clap

     
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    Posted: Jun. 16, 2022 - 11:57 PM ET #38

    And half of these dumb mofos commenting in this thread will be such 

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    And half of these dumb mofos commenting in this thread will be such 

     
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    Posted: Jun. 17, 2022 - 12:01 AM ET #39

    Quote Originally Posted by warrenator:

    Did you ever consider that they just want to sell their apparel and have zero agenda other than pure capitalism ? Some people call other people "snowflakes", but then they get super butt hurt over every little thing that doesnt fit their concise worldview.

     

    That's how it used to be until a very few short years ago. Did that Target commercial look like pure capitalism to you? Capitalism took a backseat to Target's political agenda in that sickening 30-second spot. And I'm hardly only picking on Target. They're just one of many, many American companies who shrivel in the face of pressure from "progressives." Phfftt, some progress we're making.

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    Did you ever consider that they just want to sell their apparel and have zero agenda other than pure capitalism ? Some people call other people "snowflakes", but then they get super butt hurt over every little thing that doesnt fit their concise worldview.

     

    That's how it used to be until a very few short years ago. Did that Target commercial look like pure capitalism to you? Capitalism took a backseat to Target's political agenda in that sickening 30-second spot. And I'm hardly only picking on Target. They're just one of many, many American companies who shrivel in the face of pressure from "progressives." Phfftt, some progress we're making.

     
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    Posted: Jun. 17, 2022 - 12:01 AM ET #40

    Quote Originally Posted by MrBator:

    Quote Originally Posted by lordbettington: @MrBator  if you think that was bad watch the adidas women sport commercial on youtube.  you probably seen it already   I haven't seen that. Are you telling me adidas put out something even worse than what Target did?
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    The adidas one has a fat lady in a sports bra, a trans women spike a volleyball a muslim man or woman in a dress dunking a basketball a  women with down syndrome.  has a ton of dislikes on youtube really a bizarre way to advertise a product

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    Quote Originally Posted by lordbettington: @MrBator  if you think that was bad watch the adidas women sport commercial on youtube.  you probably seen it already   I haven't seen that. Are you telling me adidas put out something even worse than what Target did?
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    The adidas one has a fat lady in a sports bra, a trans women spike a volleyball a muslim man or woman in a dress dunking a basketball a  women with down syndrome.  has a ton of dislikes on youtube really a bizarre way to advertise a product

     
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    Posted: Jun. 17, 2022 - 12:03 AM ET #41

    Stop making sense Bator...let the moron think capitalism is driving obese supermodels and trannies in every commercial movie and TV showan_roll_laugh

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    Stop making sense Bator...let the moron think capitalism is driving obese supermodels and trannies in every commercial movie and TV showan_roll_laugh

     
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    Posted: Jun. 17, 2022 - 12:08 AM ET #42

    Quote Originally Posted by lordbettington:

    The adidas one has a fat lady in a sports bra, a trans women spike a volleyball a muslim man or woman in a dress dunking a basketball a  women with down syndrome.  has a ton of dislikes on youtube really a bizarre way to advertise a product

     

    I want so badly to believe that you are lying to me, that you are in fact Lying Lordbettington, but what you're describing is now all too believable. 

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    The adidas one has a fat lady in a sports bra, a trans women spike a volleyball a muslim man or woman in a dress dunking a basketball a  women with down syndrome.  has a ton of dislikes on youtube really a bizarre way to advertise a product

     

    I want so badly to believe that you are lying to me, that you are in fact Lying Lordbettington, but what you're describing is now all too believable. 

     
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    Posted: Jun. 17, 2022 - 12:12 AM ET #43

    How is this thread still going?

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    Posted: Jun. 17, 2022 - 12:12 AM ET #44

    Quote Originally Posted by MrBator:

    Quote Originally Posted by lordbettington: The adidas one has a fat lady in a sports bra, a trans women spike a volleyball a muslim man or woman in a dress dunking a basketball a  women with down syndrome.  has a ton of dislikes on youtube really a bizarre way to advertise a product   I want so badly to believe that you are lying to me, that you are in fact Lying Lordbettington, but what you're describing is now all too believable.

    Its true go to youtube search adidas impossible trans commercial it will come up first

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    Quote Originally Posted by lordbettington: The adidas one has a fat lady in a sports bra, a trans women spike a volleyball a muslim man or woman in a dress dunking a basketball a  women with down syndrome.  has a ton of dislikes on youtube really a bizarre way to advertise a product   I want so badly to believe that you are lying to me, that you are in fact Lying Lordbettington, but what you're describing is now all too believable.

    Its true go to youtube search adidas impossible trans commercial it will come up first

     
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    Posted: Jun. 17, 2022 - 12:19 AM ET #45

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    Those broads have waaaay too much bacon for these two eggs!

    NEXT!!!

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    Those broads have waaaay too much bacon for these two eggs!

    NEXT!!!

     
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    Posted: Jun. 17, 2022 - 12:29 AM ET #46

    Imagine a dude who just got released from prison after 10-15 years, let's say. Hasn't seen a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue in over a decade. Imagine him walking into a Walmart superstore on the afternoon of his release. From a distance he sees the magazine rack and the familiar SI logo with a girl on the cover, and its February and he knows it has to be the swimsuit issue! His smile is ear to ear as he gets closer, but seconds later every single customer and employee is jarred and shaken by the guttural cry of "WHAT THE FUCCCCKKKKK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" that can be heard all over the 200,000 square foot store.

     

    I mean, how do we explain this to him? How do keep him from re-offending so he can return to prison where the world still makes sense?

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    Imagine a dude who just got released from prison after 10-15 years, let's say. Hasn't seen a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue in over a decade. Imagine him walking into a Walmart superstore on the afternoon of his release. From a distance he sees the magazine rack and the familiar SI logo with a girl on the cover, and its February and he knows it has to be the swimsuit issue! His smile is ear to ear as he gets closer, but seconds later every single customer and employee is jarred and shaken by the guttural cry of "WHAT THE FUCCCCKKKKK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" that can be heard all over the 200,000 square foot store.

     

    I mean, how do we explain this to him? How do keep him from re-offending so he can return to prison where the world still makes sense?

     
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    Posted: Jun. 17, 2022 - 12:44 AM ET #47

    This one's for you Bator. Many thanks for all the winning picks you've posted.

    https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2008-dec-19-oe-stein19-story.html

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    This one's for you Bator. Many thanks for all the winning picks you've posted.

    https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2008-dec-19-oe-stein19-story.html

     
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    Posted: Jun. 17, 2022 - 12:54 AM ET #48

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrBator:

    Imagine a dude who just got released from prison after 10-15 years, let's say. Hasn't seen a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue in over a decade. Imagine him walking into a Walmart superstore on the afternoon of his release. From a distance he sees the magazine rack and the familiar SI logo with a girl on the cover, and its February and he knows it has to be the swimsuit issue! His smile is ear to ear as he gets closer, but seconds later every single customer and employee is jarred and shaken by the guttural cry of "WHAT THE FUCCCCKKKKK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" that can be heard all over the 200,000 square foot store.   I mean, how do we explain this to him? How do keep him from re-offending so he can return to prison where the world still makes sense?

    Too F*cking funny bro!

    Our society is now glamorizing morbidly obese models in their late 20's/early 30's who are probably suffering from type 2 diabetes...huh?!?

    Attention to all of you apologists and chubby chasers out there, she's not going to look so hot to you when she's missing a foot, goes blind

    and has to go to dialysis twice a week...Truth

     

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrBator:

    Imagine a dude who just got released from prison after 10-15 years, let's say. Hasn't seen a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue in over a decade. Imagine him walking into a Walmart superstore on the afternoon of his release. From a distance he sees the magazine rack and the familiar SI logo with a girl on the cover, and its February and he knows it has to be the swimsuit issue! His smile is ear to ear as he gets closer, but seconds later every single customer and employee is jarred and shaken by the guttural cry of "WHAT THE FUCCCCKKKKK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" that can be heard all over the 200,000 square foot store.   I mean, how do we explain this to him? How do keep him from re-offending so he can return to prison where the world still makes sense?

    Too F*cking funny bro!

    Our society is now glamorizing morbidly obese models in their late 20's/early 30's who are probably suffering from type 2 diabetes...huh?!?

    Attention to all of you apologists and chubby chasers out there, she's not going to look so hot to you when she's missing a foot, goes blind

    and has to go to dialysis twice a week...Truth

     

     

     
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    Posted: Jun. 17, 2022 - 1:48 AM ET #49

    @MrBator

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    Posted: Jun. 17, 2022 - 1:50 AM ET #50

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     He’s from Michigan, of course he loves his Chubby Chasers! You know more cushion for the pushing kind of guy where they have coffee cans for legs!! 

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     He’s from Michigan, of course he loves his Chubby Chasers! You know more cushion for the pushing kind of guy where they have coffee cans for legs!! 

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