SCALABRINE vs. PACKERSBACKERS - Loser Leaves Covers for Eternity

J E T S. jetsssssssssssssssssss!

You got that Johnson Baby Powder and Cool Water cologne, hahahaha.

I think a lot of us used to wear that in Middle School.  Not bad for cheap sh!t, but then again, I stopped wearing cologne.  

Depsite last nights effort by Scal to singlehandedly curse all Christian football hopes at a national championship, people will all go to their respective churches and pray for the lost soul of Scal, and offer him forgiveness for he knows not what he does...the entire state of Indiana wants Scal to stay on covers and continue capping his sub 40%

Scal buddy, im so sorry yesterday played out so disastrous for you...i didnt intend for this cap off to crush you in such a devastating way...bend the knee, yield to the peoples champ and you can stay...i promise there will never be any mention of this thread by the peoples champ Pack 

Just for funzies, if the peoples champ had to make an NFL play today in the cap off, it would have been the Bills +3 and would have locked it in very early in the week...but alas, the peoples champ has one left pinball wizard left, and is keeping it locked away in Scals chastity belt for now.

Reassessing Scals remaining futures, i think its quite possible he ends up 6-14...well atleast there isnt any possibilty of a "2" as the first # of his capping % here...that would really be embarassing...30% well...its not that far off from his lean years between 2006 and 2014 where he capped sub 40% combined.

BTW...something really magical...almost Voodoo Laramie like...surrounding this Miami Hurricane team right now...perhaps a future for the convicts to win the title doesnt seem so far fetched anymore...and based on this early mornings Scal alias tirade, im sure he wouldnt mind sharing the showers with all those huge schlongs being pistol whipped as national champions...you do know, Florida has many unique gun laws in their state ...even the schlong variety have their own laws.

Actually, I believe it seems insanely far fetched.

Never over react to the results of one game ... especially when said results were greatly influenced by the curse of scal 

Throughout this thread I have supplied you with winner after winner for you to bet on, and did not include any of them in my record.

These winners, which I hit at a rate of 75%, were given free of charge.

Well, here's another little ditty for you, my suddenly quiet friend ...

A college basketball special ... Vermont ...

line is currently +13.5, but you can probably get at least 14 by tipoff.

Everyone will be on Kentucky. 

Scal, follow me and I will meet you at the cashiers window 

Bye bye Scal. You will not be missed

No more need to point out the contest. I have lost.

It took perhaps the greatest moose in FCS history to do it:

And if you didn’t see it, Morgan State up 23-30 had the ball on 2nd and 10 with 1:07 left in the game. Yes, Morgan State had the ball on their own 2.

Delaware State got a safety. 25-30.

Ensuing punt resulted in a 57 yard return to the MS 23.

Then in 3rd and goal from the 5, the refs played their part like dutiful soldiers taking their commands from on high in battle, obedient to the bitter end calling not DSU (who had the ball for holding) but holding on Morgan State.

Yes a holding call on the defense.

It was straight out of Glory as Snowflake shoved his bayonet into the back of a Confederate only to be bayoneted into his back. The refs killing the only way they can, as they sneak you.

DSU scores on the next play to make it 31-30 for the greatest FCS moose, possibly ever. Strike the possibly from that sentence.

If you thought the Bills team total over 8 wins loss with F Lee Bailey and Johnny Cochran at the window  with the firing of Rex right before the Jets game to take my cash was bad, it had nothing on this.

You know you are doing things right when you lose like that.

A combined 45-7 lead in two games....where Stump chimed in that things would he interesting because he saw the score. Hugh and Packers were literally in a fetal position when they saw the tsunami coming for them.And to lose both at the gun. Sometimes a squirrel finds a nut...or in this case...two nuts which helped out... two nuts.

Folks as I’ve said many time: lose with Scal today? Win tomorrow.

And tomorrow is here:

So the picks for the winners today are:

#1 - Bucs over Jets pickum (Fitz last stand just like the 54th in Glory how apropos)

#2 - Broncos +7 over Pats (with the biggest home spread since 1992 for Denver)

No I will not write them up here. Not enough eyeballs to value them.

So I will leave on the Super Bowl as we all agreed but won’t be posting as much.

I believe I’m 55-57 in the main forum but the mods refuse to let me post there so now that this is over I’ll post here. But I’m not sure but it will all be said and done at the SB anyway.

Poo thank you for all your support. I’m at peace there will be no more cursing or anger or insults. I feel good still have a nice roll and will try to sweep both games above. Any post can be my last. That’s just the way life goes. Losing the way I do? In the words of Billy Crystal...Maaaahhhhhvelous

These Jersey sized pecs needs some blood rushing into them ASAP.

I can't believe you just  2 of my plays 

At least those are the 2 games that I middled part of my wager back