SCALABRINE vs. PACKERSBACKERS - Loser Leaves Covers for Eternity

Luckily you were here to deliver the goods as I don't go there all but once a year to post a play (having posted 4 POY's there with write-ups the last 4 years and winning all 4).

Imagine: a 9-10 capper hurling insults. 

A 2-11 'capper' disbarring one who has hit 60% over 3 years.

A 'capper' guaranteeing himself a win in a no juice capping contest.

And all these alleged cappers, all of them have herds of yes men to embolden their stupidity.

Luckily there are guys like you (and me) to show them how their Emperor's Clothes look on them... 

  "It rubs the lotion on it's skin. It does this whenever it is told."

Hey, at least he changed his avatar from a cartoon beaver to one that hits closer to home.

TD is a quality capper....but if you're somehow trying to make comparisons between TD and yourself....then you are seriously several sandwiches short of a picnic.

I know your fnowflake mentality may not like to hear this, and that after reading this, you may have to take a break....., get in your safe zone.....take out your magic markers, and make signs for your next Antifa meeting.....but here goes....

TD , unlike you... is not a 40% capper... and his analysis and write-ups are very informative ,and unlike yours....is not 14 pages of utter BS..

I think somewhere in this thread, you said that you worked at a gloryhole, and since you like to write so much.... well perhaps between customers, you can wipe off your chin..... lick your fingers clean....take out your sharpie, and practice your penmanship while writing some really cool bathroom poetry. 

It is truly amazing how so many homophobes in this forum (and given their constant insults of homophobia, we know they are this, but we know they will deny it to their dying day because well, they do the exact same thing when you call them bigots), 

So back to the beginning of the sentence because posters who can’t even read an OP properly need a refresher....

It’s truly amazing how many homophobes here defend the honor of other grown men without even their asking.

I MENTIONED Bator in another post and go back a few pages and see what Goose said: “You’re not Bator!”

I never said I was. I said I was locked up like him and the mods are idiots for doing so to both of us.

Now like clockwork and like the lemmings that these trolls are (all one and the same) I mention TD’s name, to simply say he’s someone I trust without a write up (but he actually will discuss his picks on demand), to compliment him...

Any comparison to me? Yes, he’s the OPPOSITE in terms of how we post write ups! But that’s enough to roil the bowels of trolls!

Tide like a gallant knight of Winterfell is here to defend the honor of his purported maiden like a Chatty Kathy doll who repeats everything he hears, is here to say “You’re no TD!” (Paraphrasing of course. He actually went into having picnics. Lol).

All one and the same.

Blathering fools who cannot even read a post properly.

You are them now Tide. Total scum. Congrats. Give yourself a gold star and stand tall in your own shi* and muck. ::shivers::: 

The standards of humanity. Zero. Exemplified every day on Covers.

Alas...Scal will always be a hypocrite to the core.

I suppose I could bump some of his dumber ones, but I won't because my job here is complete.

Scal, you may stay on this site. You're welcome 

Februrary 4th 2018...R.I.P. Scal  (unless you choose the alternative option provided by the peoples champ)

Get to your cubbyhole at the office first, then make sure the coast is clear before you start another long shift at covers...ok bud? See you shortly yes?

One of the following must be true:

Did ya right those down Hugh? Did you do a thorough job and capture my picks in non sports threads too?

Let’s just wait for the W L numbers to come back to see what Hugh came up with...percentages have WL records attached to them. Hugh needs to scramble to come up with them right now.

Seems apropos...

Scal you are such an elemantary circus animal...nothing complex about you or your vagina monologues.

Youre really hanging onto your 2015 record like its an olympic gold medal in skeetshooting, and you feel entitled to free happy meals in your little town because of your fleeting accomplishment...lets give you a quick reality check...in less than 60 days it will be 2018, you have long ago dumped all your profits from 2015 and become your bookies bff again. Your sub 40% capping between 2006-2014 can never be wiped away fron your career here, and a fluke 70% capping year still cant put a dent in 8 years of below 40% capping.

You are the equivalent to Cam Newton....sucked his entire career, had one fluke season where everything lined up perfectly for him, and immediately fell back into his usual complaining sucking and picking fights with media that simply are his attempts to deflect from his putrid play.

Atleast you both have frosted tips...his on his chin, yours are surely somewhere else where you special boys enjoy exploring nowadays 

When are you getting released from here? You still have to accomplish your high volume/low volume capping in the mains before the end of the year...are you around 52-55 for the year now? Still think you can overcome 50% AND beat the juice you are drowing in?

Cmon buddy, youre better than this...raise above, you still have time to cap better. Dont focus all your attention on other peoples avatars here...you are not 18 years old...or maybe you are? Did you stumble on this site when you were 7? 

I love the new avatar! Although while a psychotic, Scal doesn't seem to be the "hunting" or "stalking" type. Let's see, who fits that description better.....

Who lurks on here for weeks, then responds to comments about him within minutes of it being posted - no matter what thread, what forum, nighttime, daytime, etc.? 

Studies and obsesses over everyone's past history, records, etc. so much so that he literally has them memorized?

I can see Coldsnap now - living in the basement of his long-dead mother's house, doing the "pee-pee" dance and putting on lipstick in front of a giant Brent Musberger poster with 'X's over the eyes.....

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Did you research 500 threads?

You keep saying it. Where did you get those percentages??? Hugh?

If Hugh? He has a lot of scrambling to do at the moment!!!

Nah.

I’ve just never seen all but a handful of people cap 70% in a year.

And if that handful most didn’t even research the games. They just picked them. And boom. 70%. No one cares really. Who would without an explanation for a pick???