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Posted: #1151
Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:

Well there's only one thing left to do....


Win out....

Can't beat me if you're the same number in the loss column.

But for this one, it'll be on my own...

Simply impossible Scal...your max win total is going to be 8...history says so
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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:


I can take bad beats. I've lost $500/$1000. I've had river cards his the felt that took thousands away from me with 1 outers.

I can take that. Another hand is dealt. Another bet is made. 

This is for posting forever. When a bad beat like this changes 9-8 to 10-7, no, that's not a bad beat. That creates quite a steep hill to climb. 9-8 is MASSIVELY different. And mind you, if you exclude his both sides play and his crooked line manipulation play (which is legal because I didn't say otherwise but I didn't think he'd go there. At least Packers didn't to his credit), he's....8-7.

Because if I leave this site, it changes the course of capping history. 

Everyone is worse for wear...forever.

That is an ETERNAL bad beat....

And one I don't want the members here to swallow.

It'll just be Al Davis from here on out....Just win baby

Attaboy Scal....i told you earlier in the day, this thread needs more posts like these...one per hour...ok buddy?
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Posted: #1153
Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:

Who had the counterargument to the cap?

Anyone?

Anyone? 

Bueller?

Bueller?

NO ONE

Therefore, for argumentation purposes, it was CAPPED CORRECTLY.

If an T-OPTION team decides to turn the ball over 5 TIMES in 20 plays, WHAT GENIUS CAPPED THAT???

What WYOMING BACKER this morning patted himself on the back and said, "Yes, I knew it all along". SEVEN TURNOVERS because Davie wouldn't run the ball.

Did you watch the game? No. What the fu** do you know. You're watching the PRIME TIME, DEGEN, ACTION games. 

I'm in the sewers capping the shi*.

Don't talk about what you DON'T KNOW.



You scrape the sewers?   Boy, I cap and hit totals by over DOUBLE THE LINE in the f*cking SUN BELT conference.   You want a game by game conference breakdown of my picks?  Because I have it.  I have it going back for 4 years.   And my best conference over all those years....   the Mountain West.  

Get the f*uck out of here with your bullshit...  you didn't even know what the Mountain West was 5 years ago.  




 
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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:

Who had the counterargument to the cap?Anyone?Anyone? Bueller?Bueller?NO ONETherefore, for argumentation purposes, it was CAPPED CORRECTLY.If an T-OPTION team decides to turn the ball over 5 TIMES in 20 plays, WHAT GENIUS CAPPED THAT???What WYOMING BACKER this morning patted himself on the back and said, "Yes, I knew it all along". SEVEN TURNOVERS because Davie wouldn't run the ball.Did you watch the game? No. What the fu** do you know. You're watching the PRIME TIME, DEGEN, ACTION games. I'm in the sewers capping the shi*.Don't talk about what you DON'T KNOW.

 

So...

Because noone came in and wrote a f*cking novel to offset your 4/5 pile pick

 

new_poopnew_poopnew_poopnew_poop

 

you assume that your "capping" was correct is amusing-

 

I'm not sure how you could have been more wrong about that game....

 

an_laugh  "changes the course of capping history".....

 

an_worship an_light

 
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And now, he will likely be applying for jobs to scrape the sewers clean in Laramie...life is full of irony and plot twists 
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I will forever remember this world series because of you Scal...i truly thank you.

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Posted: #1157
Well- he's doubling down against the Cowboys- with no writeup...
With the easy -2.5- FG wins, right?
 
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Posted: #1158
Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:


We all stay until the Super Bowl.

Since no one did it I am clarifying it now.



Clarifying what ? Here is the RULE you declared in your first post:

"After you lose, you can say your goodbyes for a week."

Scalabrine in Post Number One.

Those are YOUR words. Something tells me we are soon going to hear a "clarification" of the meaning of "eternity." But, then again, you've never understood what it means to be a man of your word. 


 
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Posted: #1159
Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:


I can take bad beats. I've lost $500/$1000. I've had river cards his the felt that took thousands away from me with 1 outers.

I can take that. Another hand is dealt. Another bet is made. 
his is for posting forever. When a bad beat like this changes 9-8 to 10-7, no, that's not a bad

T beat. That creates quite a steep hill to climb. 9-8 is MASSIVELY different. And mind you, if you exclude his both sides play and his crooked line manipulation play (which is legal because I didn't say otherwise but I didn't think he'd go there. At least Packers didn't to his credit), he's....8-7.

Because if I leave this site, it changes the course of capping history. 

Everyone is worse for wear...forever.

That is an ETERNAL bad beat....

And one I don't want the members here to swallow.

It'll just be Al Davis from here on out....Just win baby


You care more about this contest than real money? You are out of your phucking mind. Lions just cost me a 9 dime swing, should I tell my book I was on the right side? Maybe get a discount?
 
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Is it time to start posting magic numbers?

 
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If I tail a side based on a lengthy write-up and it loses can I still cash the ticket?





 
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y'all settle this chit now.  You all bring something to the forum in your own rite.  If nothing else, pure drama.  We all know NO ONE is leaving the site forever so just end it now and lets all move on with our lives and try and cap some effing games and make some effing money.  

Enough on this childs play BS

nighty night, I'm gonna go bang some avatars
 
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Posted: #1163
Quote Originally Posted by GimmeMoneyNow:


I'm not saying it's a good pick, I'm not saying it's a bad pick. I'm saying you can pick any game, any sport from now through 2/4/18, you've only got (essentially, because of 2 pending picks) 7 picks remaining, why pick a  like this one? You know this game is most likely not going to be a blowout, plus Wyoming is in the thick of the conference battle AND you're giving up 2 points? Just seems like there's "safer" games out there, that's all.

How about Buffalo -2.5 against the "Beast-Mode-Less" travelling Raiders? Steelers -2.5 against the overrated Lions? IDK, just spit-ballin' here.....

Good Luck



Just think Scal, where you could've been had you heeded my advice. One less loss - 2 more wins - - and able to talk all kinds of trash.....

But, no.....

"Gambling Gods"-----><-----Scalabrine

2/4/2018 - - Oh, and:

"After you lose, you can say your goodbyes for a week and WE'LL ALL be there to slam the door in your face.

Forever. There is no coming back to the site."



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxK1MUK8AlM

 
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Nice pick with Phoenix the other night Scal
 
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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:

Who had the counterargument to the cap?

Anyone?

Anyone? 

Bueller?

Bueller?

NO ONE

Therefore, for argumentation purposes, it was CAPPED CORRECTLY.

If an T-OPTION team decides to turn the ball over 5 TIMES in 20 plays, WHAT GENIUS CAPPED THAT???

What WYOMING BACKER this morning patted himself on the back and said, "Yes, I knew it all along". SEVEN TURNOVERS because Davie wouldn't run the ball.

Did you watch the game? No. What the fu** do you know. You're watching the PRIME TIME, DEGEN, ACTION games. 

I'm in the sewers capping the shi*.

Don't talk about what you DON'T KNOW.

Ok Mr Big time great handicapper (which u r to a point that is)....I READ your last post in BIG D TITLE's NCAA fb thread when BIG D himself QUESTIONED why Pokes were a DOG to the visiting LOBOS...it's there on page 7 ? or so in that forum of threads when YOU qouted Bob Davie complaining about all his OL injury issues...BUT YOU, astutely,  pointed out that and POSTED how a lightly used DB had been recently TORCHED by strong armed QB's......(Fresno QB??..btw what a joke Fresno is.......losing to UNLV at home as a 21 point favorite )  .Does the undeserving GREAT FUTURE QB Josh Allen might fit that mold..lol...Oh wait he had an unbelievable stat day didn't he ..at least 4 td's..I don't care..I still think he's VERY overated

You wrote that yourself genius ....go read it back...YOUR OWN words which I personally totally agreed with..plus after watching NM give CSU a handfull of their vaunted triple action in ALBURQUERQUE which I'm sure YOU have never been to either...I agreed there quick rushing attack "might" succeed..kinda like last year when they totaled a modest 567 yd day AT home vs these same very Pokes..could REVENGE may have been a factor..

How many posters told you to stay away..or they wouldn't touch it 


Again you didn't even consider what some had to "chime in" about that contest...but YOU, even after saying you would have to look into this game more....You start a thread only comparable to the very GRUESOME sad ending of those poor "stupid" free frontier ponies infamously AND aptly named at their demise destination UTAH State park,  located about 25 miles southwest of ARCHES Natl Park( One of the most stunning NATL Parks btw)....

       "DEAD HORSE POINT STATE PARK"  

 What's IRONIC about that game is your NEXT play....CSU-2' to those same POKES...I COULD NOT LOVE THAT PICK ANYMORE..You are right..these POkes can AND do suck....BUT not last Saturday night in that SITUATION.... That's USUALLY your strength and VERY IMPORTANT VALUE here on Covers...You are pretty ghood at finding the RIGHT SPOTS to play on..that's why mindless sheep (And HORSES) will follow you off the cliff to their eventual DEMISE..that's why PACK has so much animosity towards you....so much reminds me of PRIME TIME BOYS....

PTB started the whole "GO PLAY in TRAFFIC" saying...

CSU showed last Saturday it couldn't handle AFA's wishbone attack and lost by 10? At home too?? Again a situational handicap...that's why I totally AGREE CSU , wiith all the conference AND Bowl eligibilty importance..takes POKES to woodshed this week...CSU is a good team....EVERYONE should be on that one..home team off a tough HOME loss with alot riding on it, AGAINST, in reality, a very inconsistent squad...IF YOU ONLY knew how much I lost when HAWAII couldn't cover that 6....If u know, that damn FG kicker missed a 43 yarder with 3:00 left which I could have won BOTH sides 

Some of your caps ARE awesome..but we are ALL wrong sometimes..NONE of us are perfect...sports sometimes are a total "crapshoot" ..like the ponies..that's the toughest to handicap because we ARE NOT privy to what the JOCKEYS and trainers are conspiring for their much needed financial outcome....TRUST me I've talked to some trainers who know that's TRUE in some racing circuits..

YOU WERE TOTALLY WRONG about the SITUATION(which your capping is VERY STRONG) but give CREDOS to HUGH for identifying a favorable home line of +1/2 first FIVE on STRO's 
 
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I just injured my hand.

I re-dreamt (nightmared) the entire backdoor of the century where I’m rewatching the Astro home runs. Particularly the second where it’s intertwined with Aaron Boone’s home run off the Red Sox.

Then in the dream I reread post 1133 where DSN says “outstanding capping today Hugh”, and nary a winking emoji or rolling head from Hugh or BWS or any of the other Sodomites. Just shaking hands in all seriousness like it really WAS outstanding capping.

I punch the wall in my dream at that realization.

In real life half awake I swing my arm over my head and bashed the headboard.

It is not swollen but there is pain. So now the mental trauma has translated to involuntary physical trauma.

And this thread is to blame particularly DSN who just cost Hugh this contest for that comment.

I will drink some merlot to put me out as this throbs. There will be hell to pay for this.
 
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Scal calling game 5 a backdoor cover is ridiculous.
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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:

I just injured my hand.

I re-dreamt (nightmared) the entire backdoor of the century where I’m rewatching the Astro home runs. Particularly the second where it’s intertwined with Aaron Boone’s home run off the Red Sox.

Then in the dream I reread post 1133 where DSN says “outstanding capping today Hugh”, and nary a winking emoji or rolling head from Hugh or BWS or any of the other Sodomites. Just shaking hands in all seriousness like it really WAS outstanding capping.

I punch the wall in my dream at that realization.

In real life half awake I swing my arm over my head and bashed the headboard.

It is not swollen but there is pain. So now the mental trauma has translated to involuntary physical trauma.

And this thread is to blame particularly DSN who just cost Hugh this contest for that comment.

I will drink some merlot to put me out as this throbs. There will be hell to pay for this.

R.I.P. #94 MARSHAWN KNEELAND - DC4L
 
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Post 1171...
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Perhaps you should lawyer up and sue covers for mental and physcial hardship...sounds like you have a case
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Quote Originally Posted by scalabrine:

I just injured my hand.



No money AND no sex.

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Because if I leave this site, it changes the course of capping history. 



True ... because this site doesn't have enough 50% cappers already 
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You care more about this contest than real money? You are out of your phucking mind. Lions just cost me a 9 dime swing, should I tell my book I was on the right side? Maybe get a discount?

As per scal, it's not wether you win or lose, it's only about long write ups.

Lions play calling was bad in the red zone ... but that 97 yarder to JuJu was devastating.

Tough loss 
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Wow, what a crazy baseball game last night.

I had went to sleep after that epic 5th inning rally by the Stros.

It seems I missed an all time classic ... a homer fest.

Looks like the only thing wound tighter than baseballs right now is scal 
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Hugh...i shut it off after Houston went up 11-8...if i was 20 years younger i would have watched that game to its conclusion...but now, i need to make sure i recharge my batteries for a new day of ScalHunting...Monday is commisary day and i hear he brought a hidden bankroll up his sodomite entry point when he was getting booked and fingerprinted...i have some roughing up to do this morning...but i feel Scal will be asking for protective custody when reality of the weekend sinks in for him....wow....what an epic fall from grace 
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