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    Theone324
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    Posted: Jan. 31, 2012 - 11:48 AM ET #101

    does she like it in the poop shoot?


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    does she like it in the poop shoot?


     
    cjlipe
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    Posted: Jan. 31, 2012 - 1:46 PM ET #102

    Witnessing your mother taking it may be the start of jr. liking it there too.
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    Witnessing your mother taking it may be the start of jr. liking it there too.
     
    GiLmo574
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    Posted: Jan. 31, 2012 - 2:10 PM ET #103

    Quote Originally Posted by cjlipe:

    Witnessing your mother taking it may be the start of jr. liking it there too.

     

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by cjlipe:

    Witnessing your mother taking it may be the start of jr. liking it there too.

     

     

     
    Theone324
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    Posted: Jan. 31, 2012 - 2:22 PM ET #104

    Quote Originally Posted by cjlipe:

    Witnessing your mother taking it may be the start of jr. liking it there too.



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    Quote Originally Posted by cjlipe:

    Witnessing your mother taking it may be the start of jr. liking it there too.



     
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    Posted: Jan. 31, 2012 - 3:45 PM ET #105

    Quote Originally Posted by SALTY:

    Was that you that busted in PrOblem?

    Oh, shit this is a small world! That was me and I of course know your mom......Or at least she told me her name after I raw dogged her! And she told me that was just her bastard son.



    Nice to officially meet you with my pants on.





    Ok, they are on now.

    ..........salts stayed for waffles......

    gotta eat....

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    Quote Originally Posted by SALTY:

    Was that you that busted in PrOblem?

    Oh, shit this is a small world! That was me and I of course know your mom......Or at least she told me her name after I raw dogged her! And she told me that was just her bastard son.



    Nice to officially meet you with my pants on.





    Ok, they are on now.

    ..........salts stayed for waffles......

    gotta eat....

     
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    Posted: Jan. 31, 2012 - 3:50 PM ET #106

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    Posted: Jan. 31, 2012 - 3:51 PM ET #107



    was it how you imagined it?
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    was it how you imagined it?
     
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    Posted: Jan. 31, 2012 - 5:11 PM ET #108

    teenager beaten as youngster, has to turn to degenerate gambling uncle ... uses terms like "whatevs" so most think he's gay ... see's his mom's tater hole being knocked the fuck out ... by Salty ... then has to eat waffles with soon to be X step dad ...

    this thread is just WRONG on so many different levels ...

    i guess that's why it's the funniest shit i've read in weeks

     

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    teenager beaten as youngster, has to turn to degenerate gambling uncle ... uses terms like "whatevs" so most think he's gay ... see's his mom's tater hole being knocked the fuck out ... by Salty ... then has to eat waffles with soon to be X step dad ...

    this thread is just WRONG on so many different levels ...

    i guess that's why it's the funniest shit i've read in weeks

     

     
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    Posted: Jan. 31, 2012 - 5:19 PM ET #109

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    Posted: Jan. 31, 2012 - 5:21 PM ET #110

    now i know why ur scrn name is problem
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    now i know why ur scrn name is problem
     
    Kelly_Slater
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    Posted: Jan. 31, 2012 - 5:26 PM ET #111

    #nbnc
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    #nbnc
     
    Pr0blem
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    Posted: Jan. 31, 2012 - 8:28 PM ET #112

    mods, lock this, thanks 
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    mods, lock this, thanks 
     
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    Posted: Jan. 31, 2012 - 10:14 PM ET #113

    Quote Originally Posted by eliminat0r85:



    here comes that awkward son i think its time you move out chat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eliminat0r85:



    here comes that awkward son i think its time you move out chat.
     
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    Posted: Feb. 1, 2012 - 11:39 AM ET #114

        damn can't let this fall too far..lol
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        damn can't let this fall too far..lol
     
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    Posted: Feb. 1, 2012 - 11:51 AM ET #115

    hey, buddy.. whats for breakfast?
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    hey, buddy.. whats for breakfast?
     
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    Posted: Feb. 1, 2012 - 12:00 PM ET #116

    So, is he taking pats or giants?
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    So, is he taking pats or giants?
     
    Theone324
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    Posted: Feb. 1, 2012 - 12:02 PM ET #117


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    Posted: Feb. 1, 2012 - 12:38 PM ET #118

    Quote Originally Posted by cjlipe:

    Witnessing your mother taking it may be the start of jr. liking it there too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cjlipe:

    Witnessing your mother taking it may be the start of jr. liking it there too.

     
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    Posted: Feb. 1, 2012 - 3:18 PM ET #119

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    Posted: Feb. 1, 2012 - 5:45 PM ET #120

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    Posted: Feb. 1, 2012 - 6:44 PM ET #121

    After he burped up part of his waffle. Did he scratch his nuts, look you in the eye and say " Junior grab a mop, head upstairs and clean up "
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    After he burped up part of his waffle. Did he scratch his nuts, look you in the eye and say " Junior grab a mop, head upstairs and clean up "
     
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    Posted: Feb. 1, 2012 - 7:44 PM ET #122

    Your mother has to be a major person fucking some youngster while u are in the house....can't even imagine what's she is doing when u are not home.
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    Your mother has to be a major person fucking some youngster while u are in the house....can't even imagine what's she is doing when u are not home.
     
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    Posted: Feb. 1, 2012 - 9:01 PM ET #123

    Quote Originally Posted by Pr0blem:

    mods, lock this, thanks 



     Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





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    Quote Originally Posted by Pr0blem:

    mods, lock this, thanks 



     Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





     
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    Posted: Feb. 1, 2012 - 9:43 PM ET #124

    Quote Originally Posted by SALTY:




     Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





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    Quote Originally Posted by SALTY:




     Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





     
     
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    Posted: Feb. 1, 2012 - 11:10 PM ET #125

    "Don't worry, Speed Racer," , I'm not hurting your mom."
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    "Don't worry, Speed Racer," , I'm not hurting your mom."
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